Ashley Laredo
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You say Harry Potter
I say Twilight
You say werewolves
I say vampires
You say hot
I say cold
you say Justin Bieber
I say Robert Pattinson
You say love last a lifetime
I say love last forever eternity
You say Nick, Joe, Kevin, and Frankie
I say Edward, Jasper, Emmet, and Carlisle
You say Paris
I say Forks
You say day
I say night
You say Twilight sucks
I say you obviously can't read
You say fangs
I say venom
You say future
I say Alice
You say sweet
I say Esme
You say clumsy
I say Bella
You say Chill Pill
I say Jasper
You say Bear Hug
I say Emmett
You say obsession
I say Way of Life!

Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

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Flaming Moon by katerina1013 reviews
This is my interpretation of life after Breaking Dawn. Mainly Bella's and Renesmee's POV. The plotline is also very similar to that of BellaNessieCullen's Renesmee's Childhood and Teenage stories.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,805 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3161 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Let's trust love by Dooba reviews
The Cullens go back to high school, 7 years after the end of BD. What starts out to be a fun endeavor, soon turns into dangers that nobody had foreseen... What damage can a crazy lovesick girl inflict? Rated M for some language and lemon. Canon pairs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 140,316 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Gift by Eh Bien reviews
Several years post-Breaking Dawn. Edward struggles to find the perfect anniversary gift for Bella, and finally does so with his family's help. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Edward, Bella
Home by Eh Bien reviews
Two years after Breaking Dawn. As Bella prepares to move from Forks with the Cullens, she continues to adapt to her vampire life and develop relationships within the family. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,934 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Bella - Complete
Morning by Carson Dyle reviews
What might life be like for the Cullens after the events of Breaking Dawn? So many possibilities. This is one.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 255,745 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Solstice by AspiringWriter91 reviews
What I imagine the 5th book fanfic style. Begins a few months after BD ended. Past not altered. Not OOC. In cannon. In Bella's POV w/Jake's occasionally. Original plot, not done before! Complete with epilogue. Please Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 99,830 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella - Complete
Rising Sun: The Carlisle Cullen Story by WishingOnMyStar reviews
For all those who've ever wondered, this is Carlisle Cullen's story from vampire birth through the events of Breaking Dawn. All characters and most ideas are property of Stephenie Meyer. PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS! That's the only way I get any better!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 119,862 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
The Party: Halloween w the Cullens by Anne Shirley Cullen reviews
This is what I imagine Halloween would be like with the Cullen Family. I am including Jacob with them. I put this to teen for one word. This story is now complete. Try to read all six chapters. It makes more sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,558 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Emmett and Bella's Adventures by Hope-Hazard reviews
A series of crazy days starring Emmett and Bella. All of them are after Breaking Dawn, unless stated otherwise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,032 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Uncaging Alice by OmniscientVamp reviews
The story of Alice's time spent in the mental asylum, how she was turned, and finding family.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,552 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Alice - Complete
You've Kept Me Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,102 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 3,669 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Afterlife by XLeahClearwaterX reviews
Edward and Bella's life after Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,579 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
Marking Cullen Style by TwilightObsessedMell reviews
Ever wondered what it's like to be a teacher, marking one of the 'perfect' Cullen test papers? Well, I did...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Alice - Complete
Based On True Events by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Relic from the Past reviews
The Cullens are leaving Forks. It's two years after Breaking Dawn, and people are starting to get suspicious, not to mention the open hostility from the Quileute Tribal Elders. However, they must postpone their plans when someone completely unexpected shows up-someone from Carlisle's human past! What has Carlisle been hiding all these years? Someone the Volturi want desperately!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,348 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013
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