Author has written 2 stories for Sherlock, and Hunger Games.
No, I am not abandoning this!!! I just hit a major plot hole and don't know where to go with it now, and I don't want to end my first story in the collection with a bad ending :/ I'm not updating 'cause I want to give you the best quality possible, hounest!!!
The 38th Hunger Games
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You can reserve tributes, just please send them in within a week of reserving =D
For right now, max. of two tributes per person. If I don't get enought tributes, I will let you do more.
If your tribute dies, NO ANGRY PMS!!!!!! As known by everyone, only one can win, so you have a good chance of dying.
This is first come first serve.
Some people will have to die in the bloodbath, and if nobody volunteers, I'll chose.
As of now, all tribute spots are filled! Good luck to you all, and may the odds be ever in your favor!!!!!!!!
Stories are now over, instead read some random randomness
Repost this if you are a THG Fan! Bold the ones you are!
After reading the books you-
1. Love the colour sunset
2. Mourn all the characters for months
3. You can't think about bread the same way
4. The name 'Peter' Doesn't sound right anymore
5. You always say 'Mockingjay' instead of'Mockingbird'
6. You think of tracker jackers when you see bees
7. You seem to act like katniss for a while
8. You want to name your bird 'Mockingjay' (dont have one)
9. You named your cat buttercup' (dont have one)
10. You call your sister 'little duck'
11. You love the colour green
12. You giggled when you found out prim mean 'petite and proper'
13. You think hollywood is the capitol
14. You search up hunger games funny pics
15. You want to taste peeta food
16. you wonder what keeta named there kids
17. you think finnick's son is called Finn or Finnick Jr
18. You want to name your kid Peeta
19. You think Finnick is an awesome name
20. You don't and do want to be katniss
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A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."
A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me.
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A friend wonders about your romantic history. A Best Friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friendship is over when you have an argument. A Best Friend calls you after you had a fight.
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A friend would pick you up when you fall. A Best Friend will push you back down and laugh.
Friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
A friend would ignore this, a Best Friend would repost this crap!
Funny warning labels (I love these!)
Sleeping Pills Warning: May cause Drowsiness (one would hope)
Christmas Lights Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only. (where else would you use them?)
Earplugs These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe (Oops. guess I should'n have eaten them. *cough*)
Mattress Warning: Do not attempt to swallow (Aw, I wanted to see if I could unhinge my jaw like a snake!)
Pine Mountain Fire Logs Caution: Risk of fire (Good.)
Home Depot Treated Lumber Do not consume (for all you people who like to eat wood out there)
Hair Dryer Warning: Do not use while sleeping. (but that's the only time I have to do my hair!)
Road Sign Caution: water on road during rain. (Thank you, Captain Obvious)
Camera This camera will only work when film is inside. (so putting my fruit roll-up inside won't work?)
Soy Milk Shake well and buy often (I got nothing.)
Air Conditioner Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows. (Darn. I was looking forward to a good game of air conditioner toss.)
Iron Warning: Never iron clothes on the body. (Um, OW!!!!!!)
Fritos You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (It's the shoplifter special!)
Boot's Children's Cough Medicine Do not drive a car or run machinery. (Yeah, we could really reduce accidents if we kept those sick 5 year olds off the forklifts!)
McDonalds Parking Lot: Parking for drive-thru service only. (And this makes sense how...?)
Life Saving Device: This is NOT a life saving device! (Um, false advertising much? Contradictory much?)
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees."
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
30) I will not go to class skyclad.
31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."
37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.
40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.
42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
43) I will not lick Trevor.
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
51) But yes, I will do it all anyways
1. Have you ever though of Six and Eleven as best friends?
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
4. Can you recall an awesome thing about Nine?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
8. What score would you give to Five if you were the Gamemaker?
9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).
10. Does anyone on your friends’ list read 3 hot
11. Does anyone on your friends’ list write or draw eleven?
12. Would anyone on your friends’ write Two/Four/Five?
14. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
15. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve in a love scene?
16. What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?
17. What would be a good title for this?
18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?
19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
23. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?
24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?
25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
26. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
27. What if (2) and (11) were your teachers?
28. What would (8) say if (1) and (5) got married?
29. Would (2) most likely be related to (10) or (9)?
30. What would (6) most likely be buying at Target?
31.The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two.
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
5 cooked you dinner?
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
8 got into the hospital somehow?
9 made fun of your friends?
10 ignored you all the time?
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?