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Joined 03-29-13, id: 4630112, Profile Updated: 05-29-13
Author has written 10 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Wow, I'm so happy! Thanks to everyone who's read Past Recount, Alone, or Days in the Life of a Country (on temporary hiatus so I can write a French Revolution fanfic... perhaps a Hetalia/Les Mis crossover? YEAH! And maybe a short oneshot on the Russian meteor) But once I start up Days in the Life of a Country again, I'll write a few more, but then I've been working on a reader insert at school in a notebook, and FINALLY though up something cool, so I'm gonna write that sometime. It'll have to do with flowers... that's my only hint (but this is only if I can get the ending to work.)

Anyway, my favorite character list has expanded! I now, in addition to Norway and England, like Romania (completing the magic trio! XD), Iceland, and our dear creepy little Russia *gets beaten over head with faucet* Sorry...

I still refuse to read yaoi or yuri, and my beta reader account (which I'll be getting on the 6th) will NEVER be open to that. If I open it up at all at first Sorry, it's against my religion (Christian), and it's their private lives... I mean, how would you feel if people wanted to see you do it with your worst enemy? BLECH!

I've been really into reading "Character x Reader" fanfics right now, and taking Hetalia quizzes. Yeah... I'm still a full-fledged Hetalia addict. In fact, at my school we get to paint a cinder block on the gym wall one year, and I got to do mine this year. So... I wrote my name in bubble letters, split the back into four sections, and fit a bunch of country's flags in all the spaces. I finished it today: pure AWESOMENESS! Even if Prussia's flag was too complicated to put on it... I got these flags: America, Germany, France, Canada, Italy, Norway, Iceland, Poland, United Kingdom, Denmark, Japan, Finland, and... SEALAND! That's right, I'm being a troll to future generations, since they'll NEVER EVER guess the Principality of Sealand's flag! APPLECHAN53 WINS! Your welcome, Sealand! Enjoy the publicity!

A little while back, some people were talking about how Russian and German were such ugly languages in my class, and a started smiling and nodding, while inwardly crying: I LIKE how they sound? I'm not alone, da? You all think Russian is a cool language? *sob*

Does anyone else find it ironic that when you write the word "fanfiction," on this website, FANFICTION.NET, it says it isn't a word? Sorry, just randomness from me...

I'm gonna try making a poll since I've been on this site almost a month and haven't tried one.

I still hate apples. (=_=) Don't judge me.

Ja, mata! (--_--)7

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh (USA), Love-Peace-Anime (USA) applechan53 (USA)

What a Boyfriend Should Do

When she walks away from you mad, Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite shirt, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, She really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, Bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, Don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, She still wants you to be hers
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is, "Who's butt am I kicking?"

Guys post as:"I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as:"A true boyfriend " or " What a boyfriend should do"

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If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you believe in a place where chickens can cross the road without being questioned, please, for the love of everything poultry, copy and paste this onto your profile XD

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile

if you have ever spelt your own name wrong, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you can't say "pasta" normally, and now it's always "pastaaaaaa" copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

-I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

When life throws you lemons, cut’em open and squirt the juice in its eye.

When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back.

When life throws you lemons, throw them at someone else.

Whoever came up with ‘Sticks and stones...’ obviously didn’t take into account the viciousness of today’s youth.

When life throws you lemons, throw them back twice as hard.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let them wonder how you did it.

Check this out...

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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line!

Repost this if you were awesome enough to figure out what was going on from the second you started reading!

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination!
Come join the dark side; we have cookies!

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, 42santababy42, Fanpire17/TheRandomThing1861, Edward'sNewBella17, Aya-of-the-night, MikatsuX, Summer Jonium, applechan53

What would you do if life depended on the skill of doctors? What would you do if your hope came from friends that could help you in those darkest moments? There is one brave girl, age 14, who has a heart condition. Her name is Kaitelyn, and she's brave to deal with what she does. Nessie101 has started a Hope Chain called Hearts for Friends. Spread your hope to her by copying and pasting this to your profile, and give her a long deserved smile. She'll never forget those who gave her hope.

What is laziness, but resting before you get tired? If you agree with this statement, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox,kagome yuna's daughter, Justified Assasin, Reddragon13x, gemini's sorrow, Aya-of-the-night, MikatsuX, applechan53

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on an anime/manga character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you that believe those who criticize our generation forget who raised it, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings or a tail post this in your profile.

In heaven, the cops are British, the lovers are French, the food is Italian, the cars are German, and the whole thing is run by the Swiss.

In hell, the cops are German, the lovers are Swiss, the food is British, the cars are French,and the whole thing is run by the Italians.

—Traditional joke.

The happiest man on earth lives in a British house, gets an American salary, has a Chinese wife, and eats Japanese food.

The saddest man on earth lives in a Japanese house, gets a Chinese salary, has an American wife, and eats British food.

—Another traditional joke.

American – arrogant; assertive; open-minded; materialistic; ambitious; progressive; efficient; straight-forward; alert; practical; US-centered world view; egoistic; anxious; fast food eaters; war mongers; God is with us!

Arabs– intelligent; modest; insecure; anxious; impulsive; “billionaires, bombers and belly dancers“, men wear beards and are womanizers; have subservient and repressed women who wear burka or headscarf; “play & pray” attitude; love celebrations and ceremonies; tea and shisha are important; God is great!

Argentinians – disagreeable; megalomaniac; warm and friendly people; can be vain & arrogant; beautiful women; cultured society; lazy; disrupting protesters

Austrians – anxious; traditional; wearing ‘Lederhosen’; yodel the whole day to ‘Volksmusik’; polite; efficient service people, but bureaucratic; modest; not superior-minded; old-fashioned; somewhat cosmopolitan; honest; love the little treats in life like ‘Sachertorte’, beer and good wine

Australians – party animals; nature lovers; surf all day – drink all night; have surfer chicks; heavy binge drinkers; neurotic; extroverted; sometimes shallow but honest; open-minded; free spirited; love to joke; “hail-fellow-well-met” or “chummy” attitude; men are useless dads; have barbie loving home cooking mums; uncultured; Crocodile Dundee outsider types; sports lovers; meat eaters; bush battling rednecks

Bangladeshis – poor; unconventional; adaptive; open-minded; agreeable; hardworking; politically inactive; intelligent but poorly educated; productive; inoffensive; often corrupt; poor personal hygiene; taking side-steps to get things done; community and family-oriented; working long hours for minimum pay; masculine behavior of men, showing manliness is important; naturally very friendly and hospitable towards foreigners; younger generation well educated

Belgians – make good beer; poor personal hygiene; good at mathematics; dishonest in money matters; make bad lovers; hermetically private food-lovers; penchant for building houses and garden sheds; fake ornament decorations; distrust of authority; tax evaders; often run shady side businesses; introverted; modest; impostors for other nationalities; but sometimes overly patriotic; everyone is a neighbor – but more stupid then oneself; eat only french & fries, except chocolate and other sweet stuff; multi-lingual; everyones owns diamonds; “pee where they go”

Bulgarians – survive on tomato, cucumber and goat cheese only; colorful traditions; natural; open-minded; skiers or sun-worshipers; open, warm and kind people; traditional; let bears dance on fire; skilled craftsmen, farmers and artisans; nationalists; “catastrophic” social consciousness; tolerant; feeble religiousness; lack of fanaticism; condescending attitude; curiosity and openness to the “otherness”; anxious; fearful; efficient; accurate; precise; hardworking; disciplined; clever; highly qualified; drama kings and queens; overly suspicious

Brazilians – body-centric; party animals; impulsive; incestuous; megalomaniac; most women are super-models, most men are gay or machos; always late; carnivals addicts; soccer and coffee lovers; criminals and robbers; lazy/manana attitude; bean and meat eaters; beach and sun-worshipers; bikini (called: dental floss here) inventors; active; inventive and constructive people; always trying to outwit government and regulations; impossibly favor-oriented; family- and community-oriented

British (UK) – drinkers; lousy food; stiff upper-lips; ultra-traditional; steady-on, old chaps; bulldog spirit; bad teeth and hygiene; rude; thin; smoke cigar or pipe; scruffy hair; “fitted” clothing; heavy binge drinkers; swear all day long; artistic; “fashionable”; deep thinkers; intelligent and articulate; boastful; anti-American; ride bikes; God save the Queen!

Canadians – submissive; neurotic; agreeable; modest; open-minded; progressive; efficient; straight-forward; polite; respectful; anxious; law-abiding; orderly; caring for handicapped/elderly/minorities; tolerant; multi-lingual; moderate; no hero/celebrity worshiping; don’t like successful people; anti-American; passive; boring; socialist mindset; eat blubber; wear funny hats; live in igloos further north

Cayman Islanders – secretive; money-oriented; tax evasive; unsavory; hospitable; but introverted

Colombians – impulsive; aggressive; violent; kidnappers & narco-traffickers; merengue dancers; passionate; educated; hard-working; caring and listening people; nature lovers

Czech – agreeable; heavy beer drinkers; bohemian lifestyle; live and let live attitude; tolerant; “He’s a Czech, he never smiles at people he doesn’t know”; easy-to-get women; introverted; frightened and defensive attitude toward other cultures and the outside world

Chinese – stingy and noisy spitters; fast-learners; open-minded; ambitious; progressive; efficient; materialistic; do kung fu and other material arts; great at mathematics; can’t hold their liquor; terrible drivers; arrogant; assertive; very “short” somewhere private but “bigger” than Japanese; wear glasses; pirate and copy everything; don’t value contracts; cheap labor; drink green tea; eat everything that lives – even tiger balls, bear gall bladder, rhino horns and sea cucumber; smoke opium; business-oriented; money rules the world; prepare for world domination

Danish – open-minded; somber; introverted; prudish; cold-resistant; decadent hedonists; urban; jovial; untrustworthy; beer-drinking; happy-go-lucky; vaguely unhygienic; profoundly disorganized; sociable and relaxed; easy-going

Dutch – polite; open-minded; well-traveled; no commitments; boring, but provoking; organized and efficient; harmless; “a nation of rosy-cheeked farmers who live in windmills, wear clogs, have a garden full of tulips and sit on piles of yellow cheese”; opinionated; can be stubborn and incurably mean; downright devious in business affairs; formidable merchants; “Where a Dutchman has passed, not even the grass grows anymore” a Japanese saying goes; an English pamphlet raged: “A Dutchman is a Lusty, Fat, Two-legged Cheese worm. A Creature that is so addicted to eating butter, drinking fat, and sliding (skating) that all the world knows him for a slippery fellow” – at this time the English language gained a whole array of new insults such as “Dutch courage” (booze-induced bravery), “Dutch comfort” (“Things could be worse”) and “Dutch gold” (alloy resembling gold). Others include: “Double Dutch” (gibberish), “Dutch cap” (contraceptive diaphragm), “Dutch wife”/”Dutch widow” (prostitute; sex doll), “Dutch uncle” (harsh admonisher)

Finnish – vodka-lovers; modest; polite; somber; introverted; reserved; honest; curvy straight-talkers; trustworthy; quiet; serious; diligent and humble; tough negotiators and demanding businessmen; nit pickers; melancholic; very tall and blond; they love nature; frugal; calm; sturdy; sauna fans; have attractive women

French – good lovers; best cuisine in the world; chaotic; irresponsible; introverted; selfish; cultured; social “players”; do not like to work – prefer to strike; always surrender in war; don’t speak English; rude to tourists; anti-American; ungrateful; live in a bureaucratic Socialist system, totally dependent on the state; don’t use soap; arrogant and conceited; distant and difficult to meet; don’t respect religious freedom; snobs; God who?

Germans mechanical; organized; boring; no sense of humor; conscientious; drink beer all day – beer-bellied; always shake hands; born with a monkey wrench in their hands, eating vast quantities of sausage and sauerkraut; men have dodgy facial hair, women are icy Teutonic beauties with blond hair and blue eyes; legendary bureaucracy; both sexes loathe inefficiency, love the Fatherland, have never been late for anything in their lives, and would secretly like to invade Europe, even if they have to do it via the EU; eat about five huge meals a day; follow blindly rules and regulations like “don’t walk on public lawn” and “before crossing the road, wait for the little green man to show even if there is no car in sight”; pedophiliac

Greek – are big and overweight; lazy; eat souvlaki and olives and drink Ouzo or red wine all day; always break their plates after meals; can’t drive – especially when its dark; disorganized; heavy meat eaters; own all oil-tankers in the world; live the easy life; corrupt; impossible planners; cultured, inefficient; live in “unkempt” buildings with “raggedy curtains”, empty beer cans, kegs or rusted automobiles clutter their yards; have beautiful women, as long they are young – men are mainly homosexual or sexual predators

Hungarians – good drivers; salami addicts; hot cuisine full of pepper and paprika; use oversized pencils; “a small nation struggling and surviving against the odds”; oppressors turned troublemakers; indigenous; often desperate and hopeless; calm and objective way of thinking; courage; audacity and insistence on ideas

Indians – unconventional; adaptive; open-minded; agreeable; manipulative; hardworking; politically inactive; studious; intelligent; productive; inoffensive; poor personal hygiene; meditating or walking over fire, pinching needles through their mouth, in hands, legs and other private parts; spiritual, generally poor; snake charmers; legendary bureaucrats; huge families; love to watch soap operas; will outsource the whole world

Indonesians – fearful; neurotic; extroverted; conscientious; warm and friendly people; lazy; live for today – who cares about tomorrow; no planners; religious; family-oriented; supportive; invented the rubber-time/rarely on time; corrupt; superstitious; slow; inferior; polite; lacking discipline; use feeling not logic; do not follow rules; hypocritical; resistant to change; tolerant; low profile; unwilling to confront or give ‘bad news’; silent in meetings; can’t swim

Italians Gigolos; live with their Mamas; even more chaotic than the French; possessive; passionate; pizza/pasta freaks; creative accountants; smooth-talking; manipulative; dishonest; women have mustaches; fashion-addicted; Casanovas; mafia or gang members;

Irish – loud; no sense of cuisine; impulsive; glass of whiskey or beer in his/her hand; Celtic music fanatics; have red hair and “white-white” skin; live and sleep with their sheep; religious fanatics and protesters

Israelis – arrogant; religious; strong family relations; well-traveled; anxious; noisy; rude; curse locals on travels; travel in packs only; ruin things if not satisfied; argue over the price of anything – even a cup of tea for a few cent; don’t respect local people; party all night; take a lot of drugs; if people say something against them, then they are surely Nazis; fancy and fashionable women in tight swimsuits; dream of migrating to other countries if their mother would let them; God help us!

Jamaicans – lazy; grass-smokers; reggae and rasta maniacs; modest; impulsive; loud; boisterous and aggressive; most look like Bob Marley in the morning; strong sense of self and their culture; innovative musicians who influenced many genres; survivors – willing and able to create something from nothing; strong traditional families; caring for others in need; proud God fearing people; want American women and American dollars; don’t like American blacks; not too smart; the life goal of men is to have plenty of babies with multiple women; like patties, Winston, Stella, Ackee and Saltfish; always late; live in trees; walk barefoot and live generally very primitive; want to migrate some place else; every man in Kingston owns a gun; Jamaican women go to the Bahamas and the rest of the Caribbean to look for foreign men; all Jamaican men are uncircumcised; all they care are weed, beach, women and rum; God is Bob Marley!

Japanese – disciplined; organized; very techy; fearful; neurotic; extroverted; competent; short; wealthy due to being a running dog of the US; workaholics; perverted; bathe in unisex public showers; buy sex toys and porn from vending machines; very “short” somewhere private but “bigger” than Chinese; women are subservient to men and make perfect devoted wives; raw-fish eaters; suicidal, arrive in packs

Korean (South) – ‘kimchi’ is the only food; open-minded; ambitious; progressive; efficient; materialistic; arrogant; assertive; women are passive; ultra-modern; tech-savy; love gossip; traditional; women may be viewed by outsiders as having low status, being economically dependent, living in social isolation, and being virtual slaves; but actually, they were never confined to the house; they visit friends, shop, and go to popular theater presentations; women, as they grow older, speak their mind with impunity

Laotians – religious; Buddhists; family-oriented; weed smokers; MSG lovers; warm & friendly people; relocated & traumatized refugees; Boat People; farmers; copy the Thai cuisine; eat only sticky rice; wear baggy trousers; hospitable; relaxed; know how to enjoy life; believe in karma and spirits; politically inactive and uninterested

Luxembourgall rich bankers; shady characters with black hats; manipulative; secretive; introverted; live from money laundering and fund managing; hard-working, intelligent; good in mathematics and monetary transactions

Malaysians – lazy; anxious; neurotic; manipulative; survive by cronyism and nepotism; introverted; have inferiority complex; arrogant; have speed traps everywhere; ultra-religious, but sell porn everywhere; inhospitable, hate Westerners; boring; have great varieties of food; embrace multi-culturalism; wear bright, colorful clothes; every long-term visitor is expected to convert to Islam; love to watch soap operas; men chauvinistic, have mistresses; women traditional but with modern thinking

Mexicans – heavy tequila drinkers; impulsive; wear huge sombreros; religious; family-oriented; neurotic; modest; megalomaniac, men overweight with golden teeth and 3-day-beard, women attractive and easy to get; all women look like Salma Hayek; sneaky; banditos; maids or illegal immigrants; lazy; never finish anything – not even revolution; either sleeping, leaning against a cactus or bored; warm & friendly people; hospitable; great food (enchiladas, tortillas, burritos) and cheap cost-of-living; a real land of the free; mystical cults; human traffickers into the US

Moroccans – wants everything gratis; look like Ali Baba; live in an Oasis in the desert surrounded by palm trees; traditional; hospitable; nomads roaming the sands on camels; mysterious; have exotic food; human traffickers into Europe; poor people; lost paradise; polygamists; Casablanca!

Nepalese – poor and unemployed, but religious; peace-loving separatists; love colorful clothes, flags and fabrics; illiterate; suppressed and exploited women; tolerant; struggling to survive; anti-Indian; cultured; enlightened

New Zealanders – neurotic; extroverted; strong; unemotional; kiwi-eaters and farmers; provincial; pastoral; lack of sophistication; without any modern cosmopolitan nature; quainted; laid-back; relaxed; productive; opportunity-offering and seeking; multi-racial, tolerant; MacGyver mentality; unconventional; the 3 R’s: “Rugby, Racing & Beer”; independent; unfeminine women, wearing only masculine clothing; disregard intellectuals; farming Frodos; distrust politicians

Nigerians – internet scam artists & drug dealers; violent; neurotic; open-minded; modest; manipulative; hard-working; creative; enjoy life; practice bizarre cults; sacrifice their first-born children; corrupt; love money; always horny; women enjoy house management works

Norwegians modest; somber; introverted; trolls, blond-haired, blue-eyed; rational and bored; boring; dependent on welfare state and petroleum; lax rules of sexual morality; institutionalized yearning for nature and simplicity; alcoholics; uneducated; stupid country bumpkin; rural traditions; rustic and unsophisticated fish-eaters; lamentable manners and muddy boots; stunning petroleum wealth

Pakistani – hardworking; politically inactive; studious; intelligent; productive; and inoffensive; low-paid; do dirty jobs; cricket-addicted; anti-Indian; wild-eyed fanatics; militaristic; emotional

Philippines – “region of natural and man-made disasters”; religious; have large, extended families; neurotic; modest; love to watch soap operas; cars are old patched American jeeps (jeepneys); tricycles are everywhere; chaotic traffic; colorful; kidnapping of foreigners is a favorite past-time – besides cock-fighting; obsession with cellphones and SMS; women call their husbands ‘master’; everyone has at least 3.000 pair of shoes; drama kings and queens; oversea workers sacrifice comfort, endure loneliness and abuse to work abroad to support & satisfy their families neverendingly; exotic foods and fruits; 7.000 exotic islands; warm & smiling people; love Karaoke; cheerful bantering; “Hey, Joe!”; God is Jesus, Mary and the holy trinity!

Polish – neurotic; never smile but complain a lot; hard bargainers; babysitters; intolerant; heavy alcohol users; your car will be stolen, once you cross the border; easy-going; conservative; intellectual; attractive women, aggressive men – always up to pick a fight; excellent drivers; hard-working; helpful; listen to folk music; sit in church all day if nothing else to do; very religious

Portuguese – ignorant; violent; love buffoonery; kind; rural people with ‘Singer’ sewing machines; bull fighters; meat eaters; drink port wine; love celebrations; well traveled hundreds of years ago – now more introverted; always longing for something, but don’t know what; feel lonely; nostalgic; “the past old days were the best”; waiting for the next hero to come; prefer to live a simple life and mocks the powerfuL

Romanians – directly related to Dracula; everyone owns a mystic castle in the Carpate mountains in Transylvania, backwards-oriented; primitive; refuse to work; have to many children; slow; ingenious; trying hard – but never succeed; mistrust police and government; love to celebrate; “women are mothers and wives, trafficking of women, prostitution, domestic violence and sexual harassment is their own fault”; manipulative; nationalists; stable and value-oriented

Russians – aggressive; rude; good tippers, big spenders; generally generous; open-minded; agreeable; love their “babushkas” and the last Czar; either spys or communists; alcoholics (primarily Stolichnaya vodka); mainly poor – with a few shiny billionaires; buy football clubs around the world (mainly in England); love ice hockey, gymnastics, wrestling, weight lifting; organized crime (the Russian Mafia) is everywhere; overweight; have deep hearty laughs; threatening nuclear war; want to invade with MIG fighter jets; ultra-orthodox Christians; love to secretly poison their enemies with uranium injections; warmongering similar to Americans

Singaporeans – adaptive; super-efficient; fearful; anxious; crime-averse; rich; selfish; money-oriented; hard-working; clean; stylish; organized; disciplined; tolerant; introverted; career- and certificate-oriented; multi-cultural; love to eat chicken rice; over-regulated; obedient to government and hierarchies; fashionable; against chewing gum and smoking; are ‘kiasu’ – an extreme fear of losing/missing out; “women are materialistic, superficial, high-maintenance, have their heads too high up in the clouds, narcissistic; men are similar, just add boring, egoistic and they live with their parents”; love shopping – love SHOPPING!; the 5 C’s: “Cash, Car, Credit Card, Condominium, Country Club Membership”

South Africans – impulsive, racists; disease-infested; tribal; poor; community-oriented; strong masculine men; repressed women; proud; love to sing and dance; colorful celebrations; have short life; live in a dangerous country; suspicious; materialistic; apathetic; regretful; egoistic; pessimistic; revengeful; love TV; enjoy life to the fullest

Sri Lankis – aggressive separatists; lazy; jealous; rebellious; ardent defenders of faith; friendly & warm people; conservative; strong beliefs in cultural norms; extreme traditional; uneducated, unskilled and unemployed; patriarchic and devoted women; believe in “natural evolution of things”; entrepreneurs; sometimes naughty deal makers; opportunist linguists – ‘Neither here nor there’

Spaniards – lazy; party animals; womanizers; food lovers (Paella); extroverted; untidy; conscientious; impulsive; megalomaniac; bull fighters; always late; “know how to live”; wine-drinking and ham-eating; temperamental; affectionate; look like Antonio Banderas; emotional cry-babies; sophisticated; everybody smokes and talks all the time; proud and patriotic; fashionable, love to dance; relaxed; nationalists; cultured; respect their rights and duties; history and ancestry are important; leisure culture; open-minded and warm people;

Swedish – conscientious; blond-haired, blue-eyed; wealthy; enlightened; rational and bored; boring; dependent on their welfare state; lax rules of sexual morality; institutionalized yearning for nature and simplicity; heavy drinkers; modest; introverted; sophisticated and modern

Swiss – rich; competent; introverted; modest; anxious; serious; multi-lingual; brand-affine; nit pickers, hard bargainers; watch makers; sit in the mountains, ‘yodel’ and milk their cows; play 12m long Alpine horns; ruddy cheeked; pretty smug because of the fresh mountain air; their trains always run on time; their diet is chocolate and holey-cheese; women are mostly blond, never grow old, like to help milking the cattle and are usually called Heidi; live in wooden huts on the mountainside; each room has at least one cuckoo clock; except people in Zurich: those are sharp-suited secretive bankers hoarding Nazi gold and helping out corrupt politicians and gangsters; obsessed with the environment, cleanliness and punctuality; tight on the rules; very private

Taiwanese – ambitious; progressive; super-efficient; materialistic; descended from the Kuo Min Tang, the running dogs of the American imperialists who fled to Taiwan in 1949, taking enough priceless national treasures with them to ensure their wealth right up to the present day; tech-savy, independent, proud

Thai – impulsive; manipulative; fun-loving (“Sanuk”); conservative; speak/sing a funny language; most women are hot and sexy and work in massage parlous or in bars; men rent out motor bikes or get drunk on Mekong Whiskey on the beach – except ladyboys; nationalists; suspicious towards foreigners; polite; good care-takers; can cook well; greedy; narrow-minded; promiscuous; dishonest; traditional; shy in public; family-oriented; religious; self-confident; independent; intelligent; ignorant; can get very violent and unreasonable very swiftly; can’t pronounce ‘R’; proud and patriotic; superiority-complex; resourceful; street-smart; emotional; Long live the King!

Turkish – neurotic; conscientious; impulsive; lazy; oppressive; nationalists; intelligent; belly dancers; live from Kebab and Raki; men wear long bended swords in baggy trousers and turbans, have long beards; women wear a headscarf;

Vietnamese – modest; mystical; obscure, wear funny hats and sleep in rice fields; eat baguette and strawberry jam or pate; hard-working; friendly; helpful

If you are a die-hard Hetalia fan paste this on your profile and bold the ones that apply to you:

You know when you are obsessed with Hetalia when:

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps.

2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together.

3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class.

4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots.

5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies).

6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.

7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.

8. World War II starts sounding romantic.

9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.

10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.

11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.

12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.

13. You shudder/squeal every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.

14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.

15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "PruCan" and " FrUk" means.

16. You end every sentence with "aru".(sometimes)

17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.

18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.

19. You want Prussia back on the map.(He's on there if you believe!) (applechan53 added: there is a Prussian micronation now! Look up on Wikipedia “New Prussian Empire”! You are welcome! XD)

20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.

21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.

23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.

24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.

25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.

26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.

27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)

28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.

28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.

29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

By Popular Demand—How to Tell if You're a Writer:

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile

IF YOU BELIEVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! I BELIEVE DUDES

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you watch show that you would suffer through withdrawal or die without, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you play an instrument copy and paste this to your profile and put your name and instrument; Dark lady of the Sonnets French Horn!!, Erikroolsall piano, SpiritoftheMapleLeaf Guitar, purple ukulele, applechan53 piano

If you love random things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're weird, copy this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.

If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile.

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.

of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you sometimes seem to trip over thin air, put this in your profile.

It seems like everyone has a Myspace. If you don't have one, and see no point in having one, copy and paste.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy anIf you've watched every Hetalia episode whether it was in Japanese or English, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

R.I.P. to That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. The pregnant girl walking down the street. She got raped. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! RE-POST if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't.

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

You know its the 21st Century when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

Why America has some issues...

1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

11. Only in America do they sterilize needles before administering lethal injections.

12. Only in America can you get a dollar donated to an organization for people with diabetes if you buy a half-gallon of soda at KFC.

My Faith:Jesus
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you beleive and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

This story is Amazing

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I have to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

-Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he;ll be warm for the rest of his life.

-Show me a sane man and I’ll cure him for you.

-You and your girls might turn heads, but Me and mine, we break their necks!

-Imperfection Is Beauty. Madness is Genius. And it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely stupid.

-I looked up at the stars one night and thought, "Where the heck did my ceiling go?!"

-War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left.

-It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. :D

-I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that!- (Though I think Naffy has the most... :P)

-Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

-If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

-One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

-"Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!"

-I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!

-I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

-Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

-I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

-"If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

-That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

-People used to call me names, but thats ok, they're dead now.

-Once you go fangirl you can never go back. (So true, so true...)

-"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

-Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

-I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and she got away.

-I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless

-The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

-If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. (why do you think Kyo-chan is always smiling except for the times Tama-chan's in trouble?)

Time to attempt to write some of my favorite Hetalia quotes! Sorry if I fail, but my memory SUCKS! But any Hetalian would automatically know what I'm talking about so...

"I'rr arways say no; it's a quirk." -Japan

"Pastaaaaaaa!" -Italy (Duh!)

"Ice creeeeeeeeam! *splat*" -This should be obvious but America

"Maple..." -Canada (SQUEEEE!)

"Sometimes I picture you as the diabetic fat person you'll likely be in a few more years on your strictly hamburger diet!" -England, to America (I laughed, but...)

"Vodkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" -Russia, as he jumped out of a plane, into the snow... without a parachute.

"Black sheep of Europe, black sheep of Europe! Britain's the black sheep of Europe and everybody knows it!" -France (I didn't like this, but anything that makes France sound like MORE of an idiot is fine by me! He insults my entire gender!)

"... big brother." -Iceland, to Norway (XD)

"Wow, France! That uniform's a little stuffy for you! Where's your cape and your pretty pantaloones? You're not even wearing color!" -England, to France

"Part of the reason I'm so awesome is because I drink beer. The awesome taste of the stuff almost brings awesome tears to my awesome eyes." -Prussia

"I love drawing pictures! Somehow I just feel so Renaissance!" -Chibitalia... possibly DURING the Renaissance (IDK, I haven't studied that in a while -_-)

"Germany, Germany, Germany is a really really nice place! Even though I'm your prisoner you give me food, and it doesn't suck like English food. Sausages with cheeses always taste so good! It'd be heaven for a dog, yeah that's Germany. Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust? You're crushing me with your intimidation. My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear. Please don't come to my place in large mobs (German tourists are scary!). Even the women who are from Germany are more rugged than I am! Yahoo!" -Italy (You can't call yourself a Hetalian until you've memorized this and can type it with a completely different song in the background, like I just did! XD)

"You will become one with Mother Russia, da?" -Russia (J Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol...)

"Big brother." -Liechtenstein version (SOOOOO ADORABLE!!! XD I KNEW there was a reason I liked Elizabeth in Black Butler!)

"Ahahaha You look so very stupid, with your big bushy mustache like some hipster at an art school party!" -Romano, to Germany (Why does he hate mustaches? I'm gonna go with childhood trauma. That also explains his tsundere and stubbornness.)

"Oh yeah? Well those scones you gave me last week? They tasted like petrified couch stuffing!" -America, to England

... I can't remember this quote, but it's in the veeery beginning of the series when the Allies capture Italy and feed him England's food. England just looked so adorable all depressed like that I just wanted to give him a hug and tell him I thought we was an amazing cook! (That's right- I BELIEVE IN YOU IGGY!)

"Who're you?" -Kumajirou, to Canada

"I'm Canada." (Or "Canada daio") -Canada, to Kumajirou

"I live alone!" -Japan, when England was visiting his house (there is a reason England is part of the magic trio and Japan is not!)

"I am awesome!" -The Awesome Prussia

"Hello to you! I am a Box of Tomatoes fairy..." -Italy (I have failed: I don't remember that monologue. But in all fairness, it's kind of impossible to understand most of it!)

"... you order me around and I'll disappoint you! When I'm near destruction you can swoop in and save me! And when you need cannon fodder I'll be there to marginally obey the chain of command." -Italy, to Germany (It's so sweet it's hard to believe how many lives this cost... TT-TT)

There are so many others, but I can't think of them... Now do you understand how much I love Hetalia?

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Cooking Contest of Horror by nicolft reviews
England and Bard have been admitted to a cooking contest, there's a check in their bucketlists! I suppose fate wished to keep the damage contained in only one airing but pitting them against each other... oh god. *Contains sexual innuendos, you are warned.
Crossover - Kuroshitsuji & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Baldroy, England/Britain - Complete
You'll Always Be My Best Friend by Captain Riley reviews
When you find England alone and broken you take him into your home and raise him up to his full potential. But never did you expect to fall in love with him along the way. Chibi!England x Chibi!Reader, Pirate!England x Reader x Various, England x Reader
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 28,228 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 6/20/2011 - England/Britain, France, Spain, America
HetaGakkō by Summerssevenseas reviews
Canada is sick of his brother's mockery, his stupid invisibility, and mostly, being a nation. He wants one year of a normal life, and his boss gives it to him. He gets a scholarship to Ouran High School Academy, not bothering to act like a rich kid, and meets the host club, becoming the Shy Host. But to what extent is his brother going to just to find him and bring him home?
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,283 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Canada
New Host in the Club by RavenExpert reviews
In order to enjoy a normal "human" life, Japan enrolled into Ouran High to enjoy high school, but he was spotted by a certain club and now became a host himself! Possible appearances of other nations.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 64,956 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Haruhi F., Japan
Genius is a Curse by Bloodshot Eyes reviews
If Light had never touched the Death Note, would he ever have found an escape from the depression and boredom that plagued him? Would he have had a future at all? T for dark themes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 179,298 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 2,021 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Light Y., L
L is for Life by BurnLobelia reviews
What if Death Note was real? What if L ended up in our world instead of dying? What will happen when he meets an anime obsessed girl and her best friend? Will he ever get back to defeat Kira?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,578 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 8/11/2012 - [OC, L]
Marriage is Just an Adventure into Madness by Starlight623 reviews
"Someone once told me that marriage is, simply put, just an adventure into madness. They didn't realize just how right they were." A series of one-shots focusing on the relationship between Alice and Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 132,323 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Cute by MercuryPilgrim reviews
Alice is, for once, left with nothing to do, leaving her to turn her mind to introspection in order to occupy her time. She focuses on her relationship with the clockmaker, the little things, and his relative comfortableness compared to a cinderblock. Alice/Julius. Shameless fluff.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Alice L., Julius M. - Complete
It's Not The Same by Love-Peace-Anime reviews
When Arthur wakes up in the hospital, he forgets who everyone around him is. He even forgets who he is. What would it take to make him remember? What even happened to him to make him forget? Did it have something to do with that man who was beside him in the hospital? What was his name again? Al-Alfred? **Rights go to rightful owners**
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,988 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 2/18/2013 - England/Britain - Complete
Belarus's Guide to Marrying an American by liondancer17 reviews
In which Belarus tries 100 ways to marry America, but she didn't count on one thing-he doesn't think she's serious. And he finds himself wishing she was. AmeBel
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,553 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012 - America, Belarus
Come and Try a Burger by Hopelessromantic721 reviews
A spin off of the Belarus thing in 1991! America has decided to take Belarus under his wing, whether she wanted to or not! BelrausxAmerica AmericaxBelarus NataliaxAlfred AlfredxNatalia (Picture by a friend, I LOVE IT!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,292 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 10/11/2009 - America, Belarus
Shenanigans by Niki-the-awesome reviews
Alfred is turned into a cat and is taken in by Russia, who has no idea his cat is actually a fellow nation. Alfred then destroys Ivan's furniture. Comedy ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,799 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
I can always trust my Hatter by Marykim20 reviews
What if Ilosovic Stayne did notice Bayard growling at Tarrant's teapot and then retreating? What if he figured out that the Mad Trio was hiding something important? How would that change the storyline? First AU.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,348 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 10/15/2012 - [Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp] - Complete
Hope survives by Bananas102 reviews
Year 2031. Something is wrong with America...and the nation...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Japan, England/Britain, America, Canada
What I Meant by Karen Kannabilly reviews
L x Reader. Volunteering to work on the case despite L giving everyone permission to rest on this particular day turns out to be an annoyance when the detective repeatedly offers you sweets. I am quite bad at summaries.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/24/2013 - L - Complete
My friend and Hetaloid, Russia by fanfanficfreak reviews
(Last name) was a wealthy family. So Mrs and Mr. (Last Name)They had money, so why not buy a Hetaloid for their daughter. Hetaloid Russia x Kuudere! Child! Reader*On Hiatus*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Russia
When Jokers Meet Heroes by BrokenToy13 reviews
Fury has noticed that the Avengers are...lagging. So he took it upon himself to recruit new members that will surely get them back on track. But the question is, who are these strange people? And why do they look so familiar to Steve? R&R if you want for me to continue this.*shrugs*
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,177 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Eyebrows by KatAztropheE-d'-nutCasE reviews
Jack was once dubbed remarkable, until the Spanish Armada abducted him and took his ship away. To add insult to injury, his abductors were easily defeated by the remarkable Lion that terrorized the seven seas. How will Jack escape his doom? Will he forever work for his abductors or will he try once more to fight for his dignity?
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, England/Britain, France, Spain
Hetalia meets the Host Club by FanimeLuv reviews
The Hetalia characters decide to go to a school in Japan. They meet the host club and Japan and Haruhi form a bond that may change into something else... HaruhixJapan. DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Haruhi F., Japan - Complete
The Captain's Jewel: England x Reader by BunOverlordAlly reviews
(Name) has always lived a life of piracy with her father. But one day something unfortunate happened and she was burdened with protecting her father's jewel. The only thing is, William Kirkland's son is after the jewel, and she has no idea what it is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,703 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2012 - England/Britain
Gurgles and Other Baby Talk by Sukuangtou reviews
One morning during breakfast, baby Iceland decided to surprise his brother Norway by saying his first word. Fluff, one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
Country x Reader Drabbles by Yurri-chan reviews
Here! Just little stories about you the reader and a Country. Enjoy Please review Rated T for some language if there is any, and any perverted comments! Read and Review please! All reviews accepted!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,133 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012
This is whisky, right? by worshipthehat reviews
Alice and Julius are suffering under the eternal winter at the Clover tower, so Alice decides they need something to help them warm up. Hows she supposed to know what whisky looks like? Or how much goes into a hot toddy? Or just how Julius reacts to alcohol in his coffee?
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Alice L., Julius M., Lorina L. - Complete
Baby Brother by LittleChinaAru reviews
Norway ends up embarrassing Iceland so the young nation goes off and sulks, but later end up bonding.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
Tears and Sniffles by Sukuangtou reviews
Child Iceland takes a little tumble, so runs to Norway for comfort. One-shot, fluffy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
Comforting Canada by Love-Me-Secretly reviews
Matthew is Sad and Sick. Arthur and Francis try to comfort him, but all the Nation really wants is is brother. Is that so much to ask?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Canada, America
Takk for å bli født by Anonymous Quincy reviews
Norway is feeling lonely and thinks back on Iceland's childhood. Just a little one-shot to let you guys know I'm not dead. Rated because I'm paranoid, but if you think it should be lower let me know.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Norway, Iceland - Complete
A Study In Sibling Affections by JaneMartin906 reviews
In which Mycroft has dared to send his baby brother a gift for his birthday. Sherlock does not approve. John helps him plot revenge. Mainly involves birthdays.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
You Never Knew by babe-patrol reviews
Gilbert and Elizaveta just want to spend a relaxing afternoon together, but they're constantly interrupted by family and friends. Elizaveta has no idea why, but Gilbert seams to understand just why they're all visiting him. He's certainly keeping something to himself that everyone else knows about but her.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Why Am I the One? by KatMarie13 reviews
America x Reader story! Based upon the Fun. song Why Am I the One.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2013 - America - Complete
Team Bonding by AnimeGirl 144 reviews
Finished. Companion piece to Mr. Jones. Between Chapter 3 and 4, come check out a moment with each of the members with Alfred, leading to team bonding and friendship. Chapter Six: Thor
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,615 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - America, Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Cemetery Drive (Russia x Reader) by unwantedwishable reviews
[Based on the song by My Chemical Romance. Well, I thought of it while listening to the song] You're emotional and suicidal until a Russian Exchange Student comes around...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Russia
Après L'Enchantement by The Green Archer reviews
Becoming a prince again was just the beginning. Post-movie fluff.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,127 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 8/21/2010 - [Beast/Prince, Belle] - Complete
He Understands by SkyGem reviews
Despite their concern and condolences, they don't understand. None of them understand just how deep the hurt runs…except for Canada. Dedicated to the victims of the Connecticut shooting and the Montreal Massacre. No pairings. Lots and lots of family fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
Pleasant Dreams by Tweedle Laney reviews
Julius always worked so hard, to the point where the only time he slept was when he finally exhausted himself. Alice was determined to help him break this habit, so he could finally sleep in bed, instead of at his desk, or on the floor. Slight Julius/Alice?
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Julius M., Alice L. - Complete
The Butterfly by canvasghost reviews
Chihiro dies from old age, returning to a world she can't quite remember, and a boy she couldn't quite forget. A short, light story.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
L Lawliet: User Guide and Manual by Blinded Chubi reviews
Based off "Lollidictator"'s manuals for Hetalia units, I present my first Death Note user guide and manual. Enjoy, dahlings!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2012 - L - Complete
Alice In Wonderland 2, Alice's Return by BroadwayBaby24601 reviews
After 3 years, Alice can go back to Underland, She has to tell Hatter something, but what and how will he take it?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Childhood in a Nutshell by Fang323 reviews
Arthur has a chance to find out what it's really like to be a child. Alfred is going to make sure it's the best one he's ever had. A collection of stories and drabbles concerning a small Englishman we all know and love. Takes place after "Young Again".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - England/Britain, America
Potter and the Perverts by pupeez4eva reviews
Prussia is sick of England constantly bragging about that Potter kid. So he, and the rest of the Bad Touch Trio, decide to kidnap Harry and brainwash him into hating England.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,418 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Harry P., Prussia - Complete
Brotherly Love by Afish244 reviews
America and Canada make a teenie, tiny little bet...Come on, what could go wrong? No romance, charming crack fiction qualities. Please enjoy! T for language. UPDATE: I am still writing and I will finish. Thank you for your patience.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,879 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 9/18/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Coming Home by Amariahellcat reviews
"We'll meet again." Haku had said. He'd promised. And Chihiro believed it with every fibre of her being. One-shot. CxH
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Big Brother by namedthingsyouthrowback reviews
Iceland doesn't know why Norway insists on being called Big Brother, but he refuses, because he's silently sure the reason can't be good. But Norway hears him call Denmark 'brother,' and the problem explodes into the open.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
The Burden Of Sickness by Dragonlover24186 reviews
How do you keep the world from knowing the most powerful nation in the world is sick? Matthew and Arthur are about to find out...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Young Again by Fang323 reviews
Arthur's anger explodes, and a spell gone wrong brings him back to the past...though not through time travel. Alfred has never been good with child care.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,158 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Defend That Nation by MagnifiedSun reviews
After the events in Egg Nation a World Submit is held in Japan, and the Guardians are meeting more nations than ever before! Things have been quiet since last time but still, is it really a good idea to have so many nations in Easter's backyard?
Crossover - Shugo Chara! & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,013 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011
Shugotalia by NYA Entertainment reviews
Italy wished to grow stronger one night and the next morning there's an egg in his bed! Original right? T just in case
Crossover - Shugo Chara! & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,429 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011
Big Brothers Know Best by Ashynarr reviews
Sealand's been adopted by Sweden! He's excited to meet his new family, but he definitely wasn't expecting his new older brothers... or are they new? Vinland!verse, Sealand and NA bro bonding
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/30/2012 - America, Canada, Sealand - Complete
Broken Bond by AngelofDarkness468 reviews
During a visit from Scotland the two have a fight. But there's more to Scotland's intentions than England realizes. After a close call England may see Scotland as something other than a threat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,873 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
On that one rainy Night by shadowraven45662 reviews
"You really thought, as you sat there in the rain, that this was the end for you. Until you heard that soft and oh so kind voice calling out to you." Victorian!England X Reader fic fluffier than a feather pillow but still enjoyable!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
Sea Legends by SirenAlpha reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow was expecting an easy looting. Captain Arthur Kirkland doesn't intend to let that happen.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,165 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, England/Britain - Complete
The New Professor by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Honestly, he ONLY took the job since he owed Dumbledore one. Now he has to balance out teaching these bratty kids AND keeping his identity as a nation a secret. Easier said then done... Harry Potter x Hetalia drabbles
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 7,668 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., England/Britain
Don't Mess With My Little Brother! by Amaya Kira reviews
Canada is always forgotten, but America will always protect him. No yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/7/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
The Hero And The Leading Lady by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. America and Belarus are stuck in some elevator together.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2012 - America, Belarus - Complete
Always Here by Gazlover12-Canada reviews
Five year old Harry runs into a strange man with straw colored hair and forest green eyes. Something is peculiar about this man, and it leaves Harry to ponder. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
Holding Out by three-days-late reviews
Alfred was an orphaned, unregistered Super living in a world that was stacked against him until he meets the young billionaire Arthur Kirkland. Now the two must learn to adjust to each other and deal with a society that hates them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,771 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Different by Silverstonedragon reviews
Haruhi is walking through a Chinese village when she is attacked and saved by a man.That's all I'm giving you, read to find out more
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Haruhi F., China - Complete
Haruhi is a city, and Japan loves her by Silverstonedragon reviews
Haruhi was in love with Tamaki, but he loves someone else.While in Tokyo, she bumps into a guy, and they bond.HaruhiXJapan.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Haruhi F., Japan - Complete
Too many cooks by Hmob1994 reviews
England spends most of his time trying to keep his brothers a secret from the rest of the world, but when they follow him to a world meeting, how long can he keep his temper for?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/25/2011 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
Don't Apologize by Tap Dancin On A Land Mine reviews
Saying that Matthew did not like storms would be like saying deer did not like cars. And that's exactly how the thunder affected Matthew; he froze. Alfred is well aware of this, and fulfills his brotherly - and heroic - duty of protecting Matthew.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Everday Life with Alfred by CapeVerdeanPrincess123 reviews
What would happen if Haruhi moved to America and met our beloved Alfred F. Jones and his friends? Just read it. THIS IS AN AU, YOU CAN ALL GO CRAZY NOW! Rating may go up.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Haruhi F.
Nightmares and Polar Bears by VanillaSpiders reviews
America wakes up in the middle of the night to hear his twin having a nightmare. fluff oneshot brotherly love
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Skylines and Turnstiles by foREVerhauntingme reviews
America on the day the Twin Towers fell...9/11/01 fic...rated M for topic...don't like then don't read. RIP THOSE 3,000 WHO DIED ON THAT DAY 10 YEARS AGO!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2011 - America - Complete
Seven Pieces of Chalk by Lady Charity reviews
Arthur enters a school that is haunted by a tragedy. Six people were left behind to pick up the pieces and suffer the guilt. Arthur pieces them together to understand what and why, and hopefully help heal the scars. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,737 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
We Have Liftoff by SasuNaruForever17 reviews
Arthur watches Alfred in a school play. Francis watches Mathew in the same school play. Unfortunately, they sit next to each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Egg Nation by MagnifiedSun reviews
England's brewing a potion when the other previously Allied and Axis powers show up and 'help'. But wait who's that? Canada! Before anyone has time to notice him, the potion blows up! Then Amu and co. start finding strange eggs.
Crossover - Shugo Chara! & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,173 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Complete
Worth the Moment by General Kitty Girl reviews
Canada Day is a day of national pride, celebration, and the birthday of the avatar of the True North, Matthew Williams. The people never forget this special day, but what of the other nations? -Modern Day historical ff based off the fic "Never Your Hero". **Cover Art by Zombie 4 Pie**
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
A Promise Never Broken by DemonShuriken reviews
Eight years she's waited, eight very long years. But Chihiro's beginning to doubt that her dragon-boy will keep his promise.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
The Gentleman's Way by PwnedByPineapple reviews
When on a field trip in Paris, Tamaki learns how to charm women from the master.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Tamaki S., France - Complete
Brotherly Love by gomababe reviews
Full summary inside, but it's basically a bonding fic. We really need more of these around.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Scotland, England/Britain - Complete
IN WHICH Canada Loses Quebec: Blame America by Victoria Hughes reviews
If America's glasses are Texas, Canada's glasses are Quebec. America is a doofus, nobody loves Canada - including Quebec, French jokes, and bros being bros.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Here We Go Again by Jet Set Radio Yoyo reviews
Russia has been turned into a child again, but Ukraine and Belarus have been turned into children as well. England has made it his job to take care of them until they can be turned back to normal... Sequel to Frozen Sunflowers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,777 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - England/Britain, Russia
Unwanted Redo by uchiha93 reviews
Being forgotten on your birthday is bad, but what happens when a drunk England messes up on a spell to turn America into a child again. Rated T for slight language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,148 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Pancakes by DazingDreamer reviews
What he doesn't hear, won't matter, is what Alice thinks. Oneshot!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Alice L., Julius M. - Complete
What a curious thing by midnight 345 reviews
What will happen when a very curious Alice finds a certain Hatter's hat without anyone in sight? Curious? Read it and find out. Very slight HatterxAlice
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
My Hero: Unfortunately by Have Faith In Yourself reviews
When Ivan gives Natalia a chance - one she doubts he'll follow up on, but will try for anyway - she takes the challenge and somehow ends up... in Alaska? BelaMerica, cute blahblah. Read and Review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/6/2011 - America, Belarus - Complete
Nighttime by Summer Leigh Wind reviews
Leaning over the brat's cradle he's met by a pair of teary green eyes. Weakly, the babe reaches out to Scotland; his lower lip still trembling. Swatting the child's small hands away Scotland hisses "I ain't pickin' ya up brat." One-Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/28/2011 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
Frozen Sunflowers by Jet Set Radio Yoyo reviews
Due to a series of unforeseen events, Russia ends up being turend into a child and the only one who can take care of him is England. Will England be able to take care of the chibi nation without losing his mind? Well, there is only one way to find out...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,681 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - England/Britain, Russia - Complete
The Chase On New Waters by enteryournamehere5 reviews
The crew of the Black Pearl needs the mightiest ship in the seas. Unfortunately, it belongs to Arthur Kirkland. The pirates set off to find Alfred F. Jones, the key to his compliance, unaware of what happens when one messes with the British Empire.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, England/Britain
Fox and Geese by VioletLolitaPop reviews
"A low growl erupted in the back of his throat, and he pinched the bridge of his nose. This child would be the death of him." .:A fic in which li'l America is in need of being looked after and Russia is way in over his head:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
England! I'm sick! by Starved Crazed Weasel reviews
For some odd reason America, Canada, France, Australia and Sealand go to England when they come down with an illness. England for reasons unknown decides to take care of them despite the fact that he's sick as well. no pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/26/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Being a Dreamcatcher by didgeridoodle reviews
When America feels just a bit under the weather, Canada makes it a personal mission to find out what's wrong. It's time to play the part of the stronger brother.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Talisman by Rutoh-Chan reviews
Post 163. Noises from the Dark Moon set reach the Box R set, and a worried cast frets. Kyoko's reaction surprises her costars.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Life After Death Note by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Light killed L on November 5, 2004. But then, 6 years later, L wakes up in a hospital bed. He quickly learns that Kira is dead, but as he knows from experience, dead things don't always stay that way... Completed 7/28/10.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 51 - Words: 66,618 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - L - Complete
And a Pinch to Grow an Inch by Orpah reviews
It's Iceland's birthday. So why is he so unhappy? Little!Iceland oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
How to Love Her by novocaine.candycane reviews
ONESHOT. You're no match for her. She doesn't say anything more, but you see your mistakes as if they're suddenly crystal clear.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Alice L., Julius M. - Complete
WHAT THE HELL? TSURUGA GET OFF HER! by Mariya567 reviews
A simple confrontation becomes so much more complicated when the media becomes involved...but it does lead to some interesting developments: READ&REVIEW PLEASE! characters slightly OOC RenxKyoko..may consider adding an epilogue if i get more reviews!
Skip Beat! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Call Me Brother by Randavera reviews
A series of events eventually leads Norway and Iceland to spending the night at England's house. During this time, Norway starts feeling slightly depressed at the fact that Iceland is taking all chances to avoid calling him the name he wants to hear.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
Surprise! by Lady Emzebel reviews
He supposed that he could complain about the lack of the spoken "Happy Birthday" he really wanted from his big brother, but then nobody had ever decked an old lady to get him the last maple glaze donut from Timmy Hoes before. Fricken' sweet, eh.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
One Hundred Forty Two Years Lost by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Canada waited patiently for the day that someone would remember his birthday.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Canada, America, England/Britain, France - Complete
Summer cold by QueenWolf12 reviews
England is getting into t he swing of having a toddler around but what happens when Alfred gets sick? Can England handle it? Better than it sounds. Please R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Against the Odds by ally ally oxenfree reviews
When Alice learns that there's a betting pool concerning her and the Hatter, she reacts as any sensible businesswoman would. oneshot formatting fixed A/H Halice
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Scattered Notes by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Parents often write little notes of reminders in their children's lunch.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/27/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Your New Beginning Was A Perfect Ending? by RockDiva reviews
"I'll be back again before you know it." "You won't remember me." Okay does anyone else wish there had been a scene somewhere within or following the Alice In Wonderland credits? Some sort of deeper closure? This is how I would have done it... Implied H/A
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Wonderland Storms by Hobbit Babe reviews
Storms in wonderland can be quite... well quite insane.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Every Generation by Gemini Star01 reviews
Sequel to Grey Skies Over London. They're home now, but things are not as they should be: Arthur is still delusional, Alfred is still a prisoner, and Matthew is at the end of his rope. Desperate people resort do desperate meassures...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,573 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Stay With Me by TextBookDreams reviews
A oneshot inspired by the the movie and my view of how it should have ended. Alice/Hatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Bachelorette Party by wanderamaranth reviews
So what do improper Victorian ladies do for a bachelorette party, anyways? Featuring the Chattaway twins, Alice, a nerve-filled McTwisp and a very happy Hatter. Alice/Hatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
A Vital Difference by teacupsandcyanide reviews
An overly emotional educational piece that is probably going to offend a few touchy thirteen year old fangirls. AxH - "You could stay...?"
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Táncol? by Lady Charity reviews
Elizaveta is determined to find out who Gilbert wants to ask out for the school dance. If that means bullying his friends, being hired by Gilbert to slave over a cake, and invading his diaries, so be it. Chap 6: You broke your promise.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,577 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Elope! by theYellowDello reviews
No longer a oneshot. Kyoko's mother has arrived to take her away. What can Ren do? inspired by Mjus's "A falling star", which I recommend, by the way.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Thunder by rainbow muffinman reviews
A day full of surprises for Near.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Near, Mello - Complete
Learn to Say No by Sariah Loire reviews
Kyoko needs help with an acting problem, and Ren agrees to help without asking what the problem is. One-shot.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Promise by Lady Charity reviews
Iceland becomes ill, but he refuses any help. Denmark and Norway won’t hear a word of it. But as Ice's sickness worsens, the Nordics realize they need to do everything in their power to keep him from falling.Icelandic Financial Crisis
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,515 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Happy Birthday to Me by Gemini Artemis reviews
Russia decides to throw a birthday party and invites the entire world, but no one shows up... that is, except for one rather insensitive guest and one who might or might not be just an alcohol-induced hallucination.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,076 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Goodbye Until Tomorrow by buduica reviews
Kohaku prepares for tomorrow. It's the day Chihiro will die.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Guess the F in Alfred F Jones! by GemmaniGirl reviews
America was surprised that no one could guess what his middle name was. To him, it was so painfully obvious. And yet not one person could figure it out! So it had become a tradition at Meetings for the Nations to guess. But no one ever guessed right.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/14/2009 - America - Complete
Coffee Break by Tierfal reviews
Light needs coffee, damn it.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
At Babel by Bialy reviews
Mello and Near are the strangest birthday presents L ever receives. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Gym Class Heroes by Her Sweetness reviews
Mello attempts to share with Near his love of basketball. The love is not returned. OS.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Cheap Sunglasses by SincerelyRainbow reviews
A collection of one-shots. Cheap Sunglasses, Sleep and Human. A collection of weaknesses and co-dependency because they were incredibly intelligent, but still only human. Rated K .
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Near wanted to try Chocolate by lawlietlover01 reviews
Who knew finding a piece of chocolate in Wammy's could be so difficult?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Promised Reunion by Mr. Thumbsup reviews
Oneshot. It's been four years since Chihiro's journey into the Spirit World. When she decides to take a walk down the old dirt road, who will she meet? Chihiro x Haku
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Incline by ShadowSilk reviews
In which Near orchestrates a scheme to secretly board a large roller coaster, after being declared 'too short.' As an unfortunate amusement park employee is about to learn, this vertically challenged boy is not to be taken lightly. Crackfic. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Near, Mello - Complete
My Son Has Lost His Mind by weiss kittyn reviews
In L's absence, Raito picks up a few new habits. Souichiro finds himself scarred for life. A mild attempt at humor
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Picturesque and Pure by Talitha Koum reviews
Haku x Chihiro. 'In expressing his thanks, Haku stepped near and kissed Chihiro’s smiling lips. Being so tender, it felt as tangible as the light of day dancing on the crests of the river’s waves. Picturesque and pure.' Pointless fluff. Haku POV.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Kohaku N., Chihiro O. - Complete
Goodbye? by Nintendo Queen reviews
My idea of a new ending to spirited away. Haku confesses his love and Chihiro does too. Sequel after at least five reviews.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Christmas Wish by Everbliss reviews
A slight pause. “It’s Haku.” He said softly. “I’ve finally come for you.” [ChihiroxHaku]
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Come Back by Sunruner reviews
Many thanks to all of my still disappointed reviewers. After several years away from the spiritual magic of the bathhouse, Chihiro's life has fallen apart. How can she escape it?
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Day of the River by Kintora reviews
Chihiro first met Kohaku long ago when she fell into the depths of his river as a little girl. But little girls always have the tendency for a dangerous sense of curiosity. So, doesn't curiosity always kill the girl... Err, I mean... the cat? CH, Oneshot.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Raining Tears by Kintora reviews
Chihiro is forced to be the play thing of a man she hates. She cannot escape him. She has no way of finding the one who can mend her broken body, her broken heart. But on a fateful, stormy night, the path opens up again to her heart's keeper. CH, Oneshot.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
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Paint it, White! reviews
Just a little reader insert that took me MONTHS to come up with and write... Reader-chan is a country in the middle of the Pictonian invasion with no military or resources to help her in the upcoming battle. Will Germany be able to save her, or will the opposite be true?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,444 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Germany - Complete
Song Fictions reviews
A bunch of random fics based off this song game I played... read the author's note to figure out what the game is. :)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2013 - America, Germany, N. Italy, Prussia - Complete
Do You Hate Me? reviews
Lukas asks Emil a simple question, but the answer is both better and worse than he was expecting. If you like I might do a part two...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Norway, Iceland
Happy Birthday, Minna! reviews
This is a three-part story that covers Canada's, Hong Kong's, and America's birthdays. It's rated T because I mention alcohol and may later have some references to France's... France-ness. But mostly I'm just paranoid like the rest of you.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,047 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Canada, America, Hong Kong
Days in the Life of a Country reviews
Some of America's best and worst points throughout history.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - America
Past Recount reviews
Arthur wishes he could go back to the olden days, if only to escape Alfred, the source of all his problems. But when his wish is granted by mistake, what will happen to the two of them? Human names used. No pairings as of now, but definitely no yaoi or yuri. Not based on historical events, so please don't count this as a valid source for your history paper!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,361 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Smile reviews
Germany x Reader. Reader-chan lost her parents a few years ago, leaving her with a little brother and almost no money. When motivated student-teacher (get it? Ahahaha! Here's my hint: Fruits Basket manga) Ludwig Beilschmidt hears of their problem, what will he do? Kind of turned into a slight Faster Than a Kiss crossover, but not really... Rated T for sad content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Germany - Complete
Les Miserables reviews
America invites France and Russia over to watch the all-time best movie ever- Les Mis! But what will they think of Jean Valjean's epic adventure? (HUGE spoilers- watch the movie first!). No pairings. Rated T for Les Mis being the saddest thing ever. :'( I just kind of rated it General because there was nothing else that fit...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - America, Russia, France
Meteor reviews
Short little drabble about the Chelyabisnk meteor. Thank goodness no one died! One shot. No pairings, just fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2013 - America, Russia
Alone reviews
Elizaveta recently broke up with Roderich, the most popular boy in school. But when a group of angry girls take things too far, who will be there to help her? PruHun fluff. No additional pairings as of yet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete