![]() Author has written 6 stories for Kickin' It, and I Didn't Do It. Life is not about the number of breaths you take, it is about the moments that take your breath away... Heyy fanfiction lovers :) I absolutely adore fan fiction. It gives us the chance to get our creativity flowing and it gives us writers a chance to express ourselves. I try to read as many stories as I can. I love making friends, so if you ever need someone to talk to, shoot me a PM. I will definitely respond. I love writing because it just takes me to another world. I am a lovestruck psycho that dreams of other realities. Don't give up on yourself or you're dreams, because after that there is nothing left... About me? My hobbies include badminton, basketball, photography, swimming and MUSIC. My weakness is food. Can't go without it. I watch... 2 broke girls, Castle, Faking It, Girl Meets World, How To Get Away With Murder, KC Undercover, Liv & Maddie, Modern Family, Orphan Black, Pretty Little Liars, Quantico, Shadowhunters, Stitchers, Suits, Switched at Birth, The 100, The Big Bang Theory, The Fosters, Young & Hungry, ... the list just goes on and on :P My writing... I take in requests for most of the shows that I watch. One-shot, Multi-chapter, Anything.. :) I take a lot of time to write them and I know all the other writers out there do too. So please Review, because a they mean so much. "Writing is a way of releasing emotions. The best writers display raw emotion, and that emotion comes from their life experiences. Find your life experience." Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Quotes because everyone needs inspiration in life.. “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” ― Albert Einstein “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” ― Mae West “So many books, so little time.” ― Frank Zappa “The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.” ― Jane Austen “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well." ― Mark Twain “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” ― Steve Martin ”To all you girls that think you’re fat because you’re not a size 0, you’re the beautiful one, it’s society who’s ugly.” ― Marilyn Monroe “Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.” ― Garrison Keillor “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” ― Robert A. Heinlein “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” ― Jim Henson "To die would be an awfully big adventure" ― Peter Pan “Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.” ― Paul Terry "Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light." ― Albus Dumbledore, JK Rowling “Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention.” ― Christopher Paolini "The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why." ― Mark Twain Need A Laugh? Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy. TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside? For we walk by faith, not by sight. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, Copy this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself / sing to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you know the Muffin Man, copy this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you have a mad crush on a fictional book character, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've searched Google for the weirdest things, copy and paste this on your profile. If you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird! If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. 100 Truths 1. Last Beverage: Raspberry Pomegranate Green Tea 2. Last Phone Call: My dad. 3. Last Text Message: With my best friend. 4. Last Song You Listened To: King by Years & Years 5. Last Time You Sneezed: Who counts? HAVE YOU EVER: 6. Dated someone twice: No. 7. Been cheated on: No. 8. Kissed someone and regretted it: Nope. 9. Lost someone special: Yeah. 10: Been depressed: Not to that point. 11. Been drunk: Not to that point either. LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: 12. Purple 13. Mint Green 14. Teal THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made a new friend: Yess. 16. Fallen in love: Nope. 17. Laughed so hard that you had tears: That's probably the first thing I did this year. 18. Met someone who changed you: Slightly, I think the change is still going on. 19. Found out who your true friends were: Yes. 20. Found out someone was talking bad stuff about you: Yes. 21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend's list: Nope. GENERAL: 22. How many people on your FB friend's list do you know in real life: All of them. 23. Do you have any pets: No :/ but I really do want a labrador. 24. Do you want to change your name: No. 25. What time did you go to sleep: Around 1.30 in the morning. 26. What time did you wake up today: 8. 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Outt, eating! 28. Name something you CANNOT wait for: Summer vacations! That's the one thing I always wait for. 29. Last time you saw your Mother: A while ago. 30. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: My communication skills, I tend to be super awkward with people I don't know, or I have just met. 31. What are you listening to right now: Boom Clap by Charlie XCX. 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Bobby: Does Bob count? 33. What is getting on your nerves right now: Nothing. 34. Most visited webpage(s): Fanfiction, Youtube and Facebook. 35. Nicknames: Cowbelle, Little One, Baby Bear 36. Relationship Status: Single 37. Zodiac Sign: Aquarius 38. Elementary: Sorry, can't say 39. Middle School: Same thing 40. High School: ... 41. Hair color: Brown 42. Tall or short boys: Tall, but not lanky. 43. Height: 5'5" 44. Do you have a crush on someone: Yeah, one, but it's not that intense. 45. What do you like about yourself: I like that I make close, deep friends easily, people find me easy to talk to. :) 46. Piercings: Ears. 47. Tattoos: Nope, but I want one when I'm older. Any ideas? 48. Righty or Lefty: Righty FIRSTS: 49. First surgery: None yet actually. 50. First piercing: Ears. 51. First Best Friend: In Elementary, Natsuki 52. First Sport you joined: Gymnastics 53. First Vacation: Spain, Mallorca 54. First pair of sneakers: Sketchers RIGHT NOW: 55. Eating: Nothing 56. Drinking: Green Tea, I live on Green Tea. 57. I'm About To: Answer the next question. 58. Listening to: Love Me Like You Do by Ellie Goulding 59. Waiting for: The next episodes of all the shows I watch! 60. Want Kids: Not really, haven't decided actually. 61. Get Married?: Possibly, but I like the idea of a live in relationship better. 62. Career?: Computer Scientist or something along those lines WHICH IS BETTER: 63. Slow or catchy music?: Catchy 64. Lipgloss or lipstick?: Lipgloss 65. Personality or looks: Personality. Looks are a bonus. 66. Opposites attract or "I want someone just like me?": Opposites attract 67. Lips or eyes?: Eyes 68. Hugs or kisses?: Hugs 69. Shorter or taller?: He has to be taller, but not waay. 70. Older or younger: Older. 71. Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous, but both? 72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Stomach, but both? 73. Sensitive or loud?: Both 74. Hook up or relationship?: Relationship 75. Trouble maker or hesitant?: Neither HAVE YOU EVER: 76. Kissed a stranger: No 77. Drank hard liquor: No 78. Lost glasses/contacts: All the time! 79. Sex on first date: Nope. 80. Broken someone's heart: No, at least I hope not. 81. Had your own heart broken: Yeah. 82. Cried when someone died: Yes, I'm not a heartless bitch. 83. Had a pet that wasn't a dog or cat: Nope DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: Sometimes, I wish I could all the time though. 85. Good/Bad Luck: Yes. 86. Shooting Stars: Sure, why not. 87. Miracles: Yes. 88. Love At First Sight: Nope, but attraction at first sight, definitely. 89. Heaven: Yes. 90. Santa Claus: Nope. 91. Kiss on the first date: Yes. 92: Angels: Yes, but not in that form. ANSWER TRUTHFULLY: 93. Had more than one bf/gf at the same time: No 94. Is there one person you want to be with right now: There's always that one person. 95. Did you sing today: Can't go a second without it. 96. Ever cheated on somebody: No. 97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go and why: To the 90's because it must have been amazing. 98. If you could pick a day from last year and re-live it: The day when I played badminton at international level and came second :) 99. Are you afraid of falling in love: Unfortunately yes. It's not love itself that is scary, but the overwhelming emotions that can escalate to such intenseness that it can be scary to feel that much towards another person. WE GIRLS... Take a walk in the house with a toothbrush. Read the text on a shampoo bottle. Laugh at our own jokes when we haven't even shared it. Push a door which clearly says 'PULL'. We ask, 'What?' when we understand everything perfectly. Hate it when the wind messes up our hair. Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything. Have to call our own phones to find it. Check the time on our phones when we are wearing a watch. Turning our pillow around so we sleep on the cold side. When we stay up late, we count how many hours of sleep we get. Smile while reading this. :) Copy and paste this if you are happy being a girl. :) Ever Wonder... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin. Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? If you're a Kickin' It fan post this on your profile. When life gives you apples, drop one and hope that a cute brunet black belt, skater guy picks it up with his foot! We swear to the light of the dragon's eye, to be loyal, honest, and never say die. WASABI! -Bobby Wasabi, Jack, Kim, Eddie, Milton, Jerry, Rudy If you are a Maximum Ride fan, post this on your profile! :) When I read Maximum Ride I wanted to kill Fang for not kissing Max sooner. I mean, COME ON! Fang: 2% avian 98% human = 100% hott! If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are so obsessed with Maximum Ride its not even FUNNY anymore, copy and paste this on your profile. If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever read a 250 page book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessively, uncontrollably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile. If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile. If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile. (Especially the baker!) If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you wish you had a dog who could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile. (Well, I just want a dog in general, if he's anything like Total, that's a bonus) 7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children: A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill." A little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this for a while and then said, "Mom, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade each one to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead." A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take one. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." A black man walked into a room where a white man was sitting. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." Copy and paste if you are against Racism! Repost this if you hate racism and if you laughed while reading this. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he/she breaks up with you. FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool if you don't want to go in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. FRIENDS: Will help you with anything. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Will talk rubbish to the person who talks rubbish about you. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FRIENDS: Are only through middle school/high school/college. FRIENDS: Will be there to take you home when your tired. FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. AQUARIUS - Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. I was walking around at Target, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied. ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and he didn't have to worry. But he replied, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this, "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said, "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver took all this away from him. Calling me Fake won't make you Real. Calling me Untalented won't you Talented. Calling me Ugly won't make you Pretty. Thanks for checking out my profile! :) |