O Long Johnson
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Joined 03-30-13, id: 4631262, Profile Updated: 11-18-13

Hello and Welcome to my profile page!

I'm a long term fan fiction.net visitor that has finally gotten around to creating their own account.

I hope to have some eggs in the nest (my own slang for fan fiction) one day, but so far inspiration hasn't hit me yet. In the mean time, I still love to read stories and give feedback to writers.

I have a particular interest in these fandoms: The Batman Comics/ Television series, Nolan verse Batman/The Dark Knight Rises, South Park, The Avengers, and Justice League.

Fandoms I have some interest in: Axis Powers Hetalia, Naruto and various other animes.

I'm pretty old school when it comes to my tastes in fan fiction.


Thou Shalt Not Steal because thou was not creative enough to write thy own stories or because thou is a fail troll/ attention whore.

I am now one of the mods of TAPIR (The Anti-Plagiarism Investigation Reports) as I have a strong stance against plagiarism and copyright infringement of any kind.

Feel free to post in the forum if you come across what you may suspect to be plagiarism or extensive copyright infringement.

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It Will Be All Right by AlexandraZakaria reviews
It's 1861, and the Civil War has just started. Will Alfred manage to pull through or will he, like his Union, dissolve into pieces?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,563 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - America
Strategy by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Once a pawn makes it all the way across the board, she becomes a queen. Emma is not a queen. Yet. [Part Two of the Pastimes Series]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,729 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Joker, OC - Complete
Dark Days Exit by psychedelicavenger reviews
Charlotte lives in a cottage on the edge of Crystal Lake. Normally when she goes hiking she prefers to stick to the well-trod path, and in future, she will never stray from it again. But she had to learn this the hard way.
Friday the 13th - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,933 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011
Rebuilding with Ruined Walls by Fall in Snow reviews
The Nations have been unveiled but with the aid of social media they can no longer be laughed away as in years before. Follow the British Isle brothers though the unveiling and the aftermath.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,856 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - England/Britain, Scotland
Blood of the Kingdoms: An African Hetalia Story by mrtyranno504 reviews
The tale of the various Kingdoms within the country of Nigeria from its formation in 1914 and the various power struggles between the Igbo, Hausa and Yoruba. Focusing mainly on 1911-2009 but will feature other periods in history
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - England/Britain, France, Prussia, Cameroon
Philosophical discussion between two neighbouring frenemies by TeaAndUmbrellas reviews
England and France end up discussing Rousseau, Wollstonecraft, Burke, Machiavelli, Hobbes, Locke, and Montesquieu, as they meet up in England's personal library. They start with tea, but end with whisky. Note: this is written as exam revision for my Western Political Thought module at University. Maybe it can help someone else?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/16/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Willa by Nee Flabeck
.Le Donjon de Naheulbeuk. Une histoire inspirée de la nouvelle du même nom, écrite par Stephen King. Attention: certaines descriptions sont parfois un peu 'gores'.
Book X-overs - Rated: T - French - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Complete
Don't Leave Me Alone! by Hungarian With a Frying Pan reviews
Alfred has officially declared independence and Matthew just doesn't want his big brother to leave, so he begs him to apologize and forget all about revolting. Based on "Defying Gravity" from Wicked, but not a song-fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/1/2013 - England/Britain, America, Canada - Complete
Flanders logbook by lizardgrunt reviews
a random page from the logbook of Flanders during WW1 warning: oc Flanders cursing and it probably sucks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Complete
Last Bedtime Story by Mamoru4ever reviews
Before leaving what's left of the Austrian-Hungarian household, Liechtenstein wants one last story... the story of how Austria and Hungary met and fell in love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,657 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - [Austria, Hungary] Liechtenstein
La Resistance: SOPA ACTA Version by Caramel Tigress reviews
A fan-made parody of "La Resistance" about the current war over the internet.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012
We are here by fencingfan
A protest against PIPA and SOPA told as a poem, I wrote it fast so the rhyming is a bit off, but it's still told in a Seuss like fashion. This based on the assumption that we are the Whos and the big movie companys are the people trying to destroy us.
Horton Hears a Who - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2012
For What Cost? by SoapyMech reviews
Canada lands on the beaches of Dieppe, and faces the tragic irony of 'Operation Jubilee.' Extreme violence warning.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Canada - Complete
Fight Like A Girl by transemacabre reviews
WW2. Belgium and England will always have Paris. Rated M for mature content, sexual situations, war. Belgium/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2011 - England/Britain, Belgium
Agincourt by Luciole-leSolange reviews
The battle of Agincourt Friday 25 October 1415 - Francis and Arthur square off in a battle during the Hundred Year's War. M to be safe: Gore Rp with Twilightrose2
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/29/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
His Victory by aquavis reviews
Matthew knows his enemy; he keeps telling himself that. But in the trenches, when do you draw the line between empathy and duty?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Canada, Germany
The Death of a MarySue by Miasen reviews
Title is pretty self-explanatory. Joker is faced with the horror that is Mary-Sue and deals with it Joker-style.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Joker - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete