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Joined 03-30-13, id: 4631348, Profile Updated: 07-27-14
Author has written 4 stories for NCIS.

It has been brought to my attention that someone is trolling writers using my pseudonym with "anonymous" reviews. I must emphatically assert that any comments or reviews left on anyone's stories which are not logged in are most definitely not me. I always sign in to review and have no need to leave trolling or nasty reviews. Life is much too short to be unpleasant and I am well versed in the proper use of the back button. For your reference, the reviews on "One" should be especially illuminating although the specialest of special snowflakes have struck more than one of my review buttons.

This nastiness within the fandom is inexcusable and it is up to each and every fan to make it clear that it will not be tolerated.

My writing is purely for fun. I hope you enjoy whatever I have to share!

My favorite characters are the original four: Gibbs, Tony, Abby, and Ducky and Jimmy is too sweet to not love to bits. I do like most of the others, depending on which version we get of them day to day. I even liked Ziva at one time, but that was several seasons ago.

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Four reviews
While imitation can be a form of flattery, some relationships are simply electric. Pure crack. Consider the source and then enter at your own peril.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Ziva D. - Complete
Three reviews
Wherein Palmer tells tales, Ducky tells a tale and someone goes for a Very Big Fall. Pure crack. Consider the source and enter at your own peril.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Ducky M., Ziva D. - Complete
Two reviews
Sometimes a talent isn't such a talent after all. Oh, well! Pure crack. No pairings. Consider the source and enter at your own peril.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
One reviews
A warrant rendered, an attack unexpected, a happy ending. Pure crack. No Z/T. Consider the source and then enter at your own peril.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete