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Author has written 10 stories for Hunger, Ninjago, Lego Movie, and Aladdin.
"They hurt her..."
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.\
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."
I love anything bad-ass!!
I have a evil side so my o.c. is bad-ass
Ninjago lovers oath:
whenever I feel the flakes on my nose,
and winter comes around.
when I feel the chill of the weather,
in my mind, Zane will be found.
whenever I feel overly warm,
or see the glowing flames.
when fire or tempers are around,
i will speak Kai's name.
when the flash eminates through my roo,
or I hear the boom that's after.
when lightning is showing itself through the clouds,
through my mind I hear Jay's laughter.
when look at the sand or trip in the dirt,
and feel the messy ground.
when earth is around me, especially rocks,
In my mind, Cole will be around.
whenever I find a youthful girl,
who is brave, strong, and kind.
who is better than others think her to be,
Nya will cross my mind.
when I find a man, old and wise,
who lectures people on end.
who tries to find the facts in life,
Sensei Wu fills my head.
When a person is dark, and obsessed with power,
who on the inside is kind
who loves family dearly, yet still acts like fighting,
Lord Garmadon invades my mind.
when I find a child, who tries to grow up to fast.
and swears to copy his father.
who is actually strong at heart,
my mind is what Lloyd will bother.
upon seeing snakes, instead of fleeing,
or looking at them with fear
i smile at the snakes, even if they hiss,
and think of the serpentine leaders.
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We open up a book and read,
our curiousity is full of greed.
When you play with mud and stone,
When you laugh while having fun,
When someone is very protective,
When frost chills your toes,
When a girl is brave enough,
When a person is destined to be,
As you can see my dear friend,
Q1: If 5 ask you to marry him, what would you say? = YES!
Q2: 6 says she pregnant and not to tell 3 or 2... Of course you couldn't keep it in but you only wanted to tell one person... who is that going to be? = Kai, i want to see what he will do to Jay!
Q3: 2 ask you to beat him in a round of a video game. Of course he win so what would you do? Hit him? Say good game? Again? = Hit him, i don't know why but i'll like to see him geting his but kicked
Q4: 1 turn back into a little kid and ask you that if he never knew he parents or his uncle... would you be his adoptive mother? = Lloyd is like my little brother, so i'll be his older sister that will take care of him
Q5: 7 finally told you why he like tea... what would your expression be like? = So that's why!!! I thought you were just old.
Q6: 10 had returned and kidnapped 5... What would you do? You're not a ninja and have no expirence of fighting. Are you willing to risk your life for 5? = I"LL SAVE YOU COLE!!! (i go with the other ninja to save him)
Q7: 4 being 4 is making some cake from a recipe... would you still trust even though you love cake like he do? = I'll eat it zane has grate cooking
Q8: 2 suddenly push you againest the wall to kiss you. What would you do? Kiss him back or kick him in the nuts? = KICK!!!! Nya! your boyfriend was trying to kiss me!
Q9: 8 tells you that you had been biten by a deadly snake (not devourer), you can either turn evil or die... which one will you choose? = Go evil, becues The ninja and my true love cole will make me good again.
Q10: 9 tells you he has a thing for you = *scream* MASAKO!!! YOUR HUSBANDMEN IS TRYING TO RAPE ME!!!!! LLOYD!!! YOUR DAD IS BEAING WEIRD!!! COLE COME KICK HIS BUT!!!!!!!! (cole Comes in and starts to kick his butt)
Kids Are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. (I wouldn't either!)
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
TEACHER: Manic, what did we say about loud voices?!
MANIC: You didn't say anything about drums.
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Friends And Best Friends
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "That was fun! Lets do it again!!"
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.
FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.
FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.
FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.
A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall.
A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps you find your prince.
A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
A good friend will offer you a soda.
A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.
A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - Forest - run!"
A good friend will help you move.
A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel.
A best friend just sits down and cries.
A good friend knows a little about you
A best friend can wight a embarrassing biography about you
1. Who is your favorite Ninja?
2. What would you do if you met your favorite Ninja?
Hug him and kiss his cheek
3. What would your favorite Ninja do if s/he met you?
Hug me back
4. What music does s/he listen to?
Anything that his dad didn't sing
5. Do you have an OC?
Yes, A few
6. What would your OC do if s/he met your favorite Ninja?
she likes to prank, so she will team up with Lloyd and prank him.
7. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing?
Her and Lloyd locking me and cole in a closet
9. Who is your favorite Serpentine?
10. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing?
asking me to kick his butt
11. What would your favorite Ninja and Serpintine do if they met each other?
Fight of course
12. Who is your least favorite Ninja?
Kai, reason: Two words Hot. Head
13. Who is your least favorite Serpintine?
14. If you could marry your favorite Ninja, how many kids would you have?
1, i'll name it Chloe if a girl. and Kyle if a boy
15. What is your favorite Ninjago pairing?
There is like only one so Jay and Nya
16. Have you ever called a Ninja hot?
17. If you could be a ninja, what would it be of?
Art or music, i love them both.
18. What side would you join?
Ninja to be with Cole!
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Krystina's promises ring from Ninjago: a new ninja
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