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Joined 03-31-13, id: 4634650, Profile Updated: 06-16-16
Author has written 17 stories for Warm Bodies, Isaac Marion, Reign, Hunger Games, Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare, Splintered Series, and A Court of Thorns and Roses.

I used to be SmoochiePooh, but I've changed my penname to elan0rjoy for continuity's sake, since my username on my tumblr account is elanorjoy. If you like me here, you'll probably like me there.

I run social media for a library in Colorado, have a mild obsession with nighttime soap operas and am learning how to read for fun again, mostly YA novels. I write fanfiction because I get plagued by characters until they get their story told, usually in the form of one-shots and hopelessly romantic AUs. Right now I almost exclusively write The Infernal Devices fic, but that could change.

PS: Before college took away all my free time, I wrote here under the penname Elanor Joy, though I have long since forgotten the password for that account and cannot post to it, or remove it. But I do love some of the stuff I wrote over there.

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But With You by princess-daffodil reviews
"You're a queen, because you make a great leader. Because you were, in no way, made to be ordinary."... In this moment, she loves him. Because he's restless, and honest, and so far from everything she has to be. (Mash one-shots. Rated T for paranoid safety. ch15: 1950s au)
Reign - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,869 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [Mary, Sebastian/Bash]
Beginning of Forever by ashesandhoney reviews
Will and Tessa's wedding night and the early days of their marriage. This earns its rating. It isn't quite PWP but there isn't a lot of plot.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,385 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/12/2016 - Published: 10/25/2014 - [Will H., Tessa G.]
Full Circle by ashesandhoney reviews
Full Circle begins with an invitation for Tessa Gray to come to Venice to investigate some very unusual portals and the very unusual people who are coming through them. Including someone she never thought she would see again. (A Will/Tessa/Jem story).
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,395 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 12/26/2014
Infernal War by ashesandhoney reviews
An AU which reimagines the TID story as it might have been if the villain had won and the heroine hadn't been rescued at the start of CWA. (This update - Chapter 26 - is all extra Jessa scenes)
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,327 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 9/22/2014 - [Tessa G., Jem C.] Will H. - Complete
Repetition by herongraystairs reviews
The five times Jem distracted Will on the 10th of November and the one time he couldn't.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,963 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Will H., Jem C. - Complete
Infernal Drabbleation by Angel Gidget reviews
Unrelated drabbles and one-shots primarily focussed on Tessa, Jem, and Will. 14. Who doesn't enjoy the occasional Olympics AU?
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,128 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Tessa G., Will H., Jem C., Church
Tessa Has Always Seen Me by ashesandhoney reviews
Based on the comic at the back of the UK version of City of Heavenly Fire. This story explores Tessa's grief and recovery in the years after 1937. There are ghosts and I might have cried when I wrote it.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,314 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2014 - [Will H., Tessa G.]
Infernal Fanfictional Characters by TheMortalShadows reviews
What if Tessa met the Fanfiction version of the Infernal Devices characters? Sure, I might have exaggerated how the people portray the characters as, but oh well. There are sparkly cats, beach parties, and banana leafs. What went wrong? No flames because this is just a joke.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Magnus B., Tessa G., Will H., Jem C.
Shadow Music by eszabo1 reviews
An anthology of Infernal Devices pairings centered around music. Most have a kiss. Will/Tessa, Jem/Tessa, Charlotte/Henry, Jem/Will. Oneshots and fluffiness!
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Tessa G., Will H., Jem C., Henry B.
Fire Under Water by herongraystairs reviews
Jem and Tessa have a shower together. Let's just say that the water isn't the only thing providing steam.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Tessa G., Jem C. - Complete
The Captain and his Assassin by wordslinger reviews
Also titled: Four Times Captain Westfall Said No to Adarlan's Assassin, and One Time He Said Yes. A brief examination of Celaena, and Chaol's arc. With rhyming parts! Chaolaena. Complete.
Throne of Glass series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/3/2014 - [Celaena S., Chaol W.] - Complete
InverseReality by Miss Mudpie reviews
"Now you are free, to choose the man you love." The consequences of choice. Mary's life with Francis, and Mary's life with Bash.
Reign - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,174 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/21/2014 - [Mary, Sebastian/Bash] - Complete
To Think I Used To Hate You by Percyjacksonfan3 reviews
A look at Effie and Haymitch's relationship and how it progressed throughout the books in untold scenes. Some cute, some sad, some angsty. Implied Hayffie. He snorted. "God, Trinket, you can always boost your own self-esteem can't you?" "Hush," she told him. Just shut up and dance with me, Abernathy. For all you know it might be the last chance you have."7 T for swears.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,352 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
A World Where Everything Went Well by AnnaLoli reviews
I don't regret anything. I just suddenly think of a world where everything went well. Victorian Tessa and Jem on their wedding night. CP2 AU. JemxTessa. One-shot.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Tessa G., Jem C.
Don't Go Where I Can't Follow by jennifermorisons reviews
love is watching someone die, so who's going to watch you die? bash's life with mary after francis. character death.
Reign - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2014 - [Mary, Sebastian/Bash] - Complete
Tradition by yoshi09 reviews
It's Sebastian and Mary's wedding night, and with every royal wedding comes the not-so-romantic tradition of consummation witnesses. Mary gets cold feet, and then sets out to make up for it. WARNING: Contains light bondage and rough play.
Reign - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Mary, Sebastian/Bash] - Complete
Hallowed be thy Name by jennifermorisons reviews
"Hail Mary, full of grace, the lord is with thee." AU in which Mary and Bash are happily married.
Reign - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/21/2014 - [Mary, Sebastian/Bash] - Complete
Substantial Calefaction by Angel Gidget reviews
It's a struggle won for warmth and a battle lost for propriety when it falls to Tessa to keep Jem from freezing to death on a hunt.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Tessa G. - Complete
Crave by nlizzette7 reviews
"My queen, I implore you to do with me what you will." At this, he lifted his shirt and tugged it off. / Mary and Sebastian, on their wedding night, AU. / Rated M for adult content.
Reign - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/25/2014 - [Sebastian/Bash, Mary] - Complete
Turning of the Year by Pyrahus reviews
Will was a stubborn, ridiculous human being. Otherwise known as "The Five Times Will Herondale summoned Brother Zachariah and the One Time Jem Carstairs called on William Herondale".
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Tessa G., Will H., Jem C. - Complete
The Tarkheena and The Prince by TheImaginationAddict reviews
"…years later, when they were grown up, they were so used to quarrelling and making it up again that they got married so as to go on doing it more conveniently." How did Cor and Aravis go about the business of falling in love and ending up married to each other? Oneshot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Shasta/Cor, Aravis - Complete
The Wheel by Angel Gidget reviews
Ms. Tessa Gray-Carstairs is but one of many passengers aboard the RMS Titanic. In the end, her story is no more and no less remarkable than all the others. A possible AU taking place in 1912.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Tessa G., Jem C. - Complete
Five Times Jem and Tessa Misplace Their Virginity by Majesta Moniet reviews
And the one time they actually lose it. Jem/Tessa. Post-Clockwork Prince.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,962 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Jem C., Tessa G. - Complete
Looking Glass by Majesta Moniet reviews
Post-Clockwork Prince. A spell with unexpected side effects forces Will to face the one thing he wishes he could hide from and the one thing he cannot live without: the love he bears for Tessa and Jem.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,668 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Will H. - Complete
Once a Queen in Narnia by Esther-Channah reviews
Lucy is having a hard time adjusting to her first term at boarding school-until she realizes that she isn't alone.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Lucy Pevensie, Polly Plummer - Complete
A Meeting In A Foreign Land by KelinciHutan reviews
In Archenland, Aravis is reunited with her father.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Aravis - Complete
How She Was by Andi Horton reviews
As his grandchildren wreak havoc in the armoury, an old man recalls the Queen who first inspired him to fight. Post Golden Age Fic.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Corin, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
The Dream Dasher by Thalion King's Daughter reviews
Lady Ariella Thalia Raven is perfect in every way...except one: she is not a queen. An intentionally outrageous Mary Sue...who grows up.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,425 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
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The Nature of Bargains reviews
Rhysand's POV before, during, and after he called in his bargain with Feyre. Taken from assorted chapters of ACOMAF.
A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,814 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 6/24/2016 - Feyre, Rhys
Spy Life reviews
All-human assassin/spy AUs based on a Tumblr prompt list. Prompt 7: "The fake engagement AU (Inspired by The Man from U.N.C.L.E)."
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,585 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Tessa G., Will H., Jem C.
The Infernal Ring reviews
When Will and Jem are kidnapped during a routine investigation of missing Downworlders, they are thrust into an underground boxing circuit. There, they meet Tessa and discover what it means to fight for their lives. An AU in which Mortmain doesn't hold a grudge against the Shadowhunters and never creates the automatons. Instead, he is the owner of a gladiator-like boxing ring.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,248 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Tessa G., Will H., Jem C.
Finally reviews
Morpheus has always and ever believed me to be his equal in every way. He has never acted like there was something that I couldn't handle. He has never treated me like I have limitations, has never seen me as anything but my netherling self and a queen. I don't expect him to be any different when we make love for the first time.
Splintered Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Complete
College Life reviews
There's this amazing list on Tumblr that consists of realisitc AU college prompts for your OTP and they made me happy and I thought I'd share some of them with you. This is literally just me having fun with some great prompts. Prompt 1: You live above me and I'm going to murder you if you don't stop throwing parties on Sunday nights.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,947 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Will H., Tessa G.
Seasons reviews
A grouping of Jessa one-shots, drabbles, and fluff I've posted together without following a particular timeline. Part 6: Tumblr prompt: Tessa and Jem, fake married got turned into a modern!College AU.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Jem C., Tessa G.
But I Have Drunk Enough of Life: For Ella Herondale reviews
When Ella Herondale was born, it was with a great yell. When she died, it was without so much as a whimper. She had always been brave, had always taken care of her people. In the end, it was not a surprise to anyone that she died protecting her brother.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Ella H. - Complete
Table for Two reviews
A Gabriel/Cecily AU that begins with the false assumption: "Table for two?" One-shot. Complete.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Cecily H., Gabriel L. - Complete
Torpe reviews
What if Bash, not Conde, had been the one to help Mary when she was miscarrying in episode 204? Written because I hate that Conde is turning into Bash 2.0 this season and I desperately needed some Mash interaction.
Reign - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Sebastian/Bash, Mary - Complete
We Need to Talk about Jessamine reviews
Let's talk about how, as the emblem of their new lives, Jessamine's parents poured their hopes and dreams into her until she literally overflowed with all of it. Let's talk about how, by the time she was six, there simply was no room in her for anything Shadowhunter in her.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Jessamine L. - Complete
Saudade reviews
"Saudade, (n.) a nostalgic longing to be near again to something or someone that is distant, or that has been loved and then lost; "the love that remains." Three pivotal moments in Clockwork Prince from Will's point of view. Very Wessa.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Tessa G., Will H. - Complete
Lethe reviews
Will gets hit over the head during a minor altercation and doesn't remember anything, his name, his curse, or his friends. How will Tessa deal with the handsome, childlike boy left in his place? Set between Clockwork Angel and Clockwork Prince. Total drabble and totally a one-shot that just sort of happened to me today and wouldn't go away.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Tessa G., Will H. - Complete
Cantare reviews
"'Sing…' I manage to gasp. 'Sing, sing, sing' I am shouting at her and I hate myself for it. But then the terror, the rage, grips me again and it's all I can do to keep pounding at the floor." Post-Mockingjay. Peeta has his first flashback. Book-centric.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Fealty reviews
"I needed you to know that, no matter what happens, I'm yours. No matter what the Vatican says, no matter who tries to kill me because of it. Whether you're a Queen or a milkmaid, I will follow you to the ends of the earth if you let me. I just needed you to know. Just in case." Mash. Set between episodes 12 and 13. One-shot.
Reign - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Mary, Sebastian/Bash - Complete
More Than a Week reviews
Mary and Bash were gone for more than a week before Henry's men found them near Calais, and as the show sort of skims over the events that occur during that period of time, even though Mary has a lot to deal with emotionally, I wanted to fill in the gaps with a chapter for every night that they were gone. Mash.
Reign - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,358 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Mary, Sebastian/Bash - Complete
Lifeline reviews
He would have died for her the day he met her. Would have killed for her a hundred times over, had actually killed for her and would do it again. But now...Now, he wished he could open up his body to wrap around her, pull her inside his skin to protect her from all harm. Her near-death has made her more precious, more his than ever before. Mash. One-Shot.
Reign - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Mary, Sebastian/Bash - Complete
Granting Life reviews
Julie's POV from the fall out of the Stadium onward. Because I wanted to know what it was like for her. Also, I wanted more R and Julie fluff.
Warm Bodies, Isaac Marion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Complete
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