Author has written 9 stories for Detective Conan/Case Closed, Grojband, Get Ed, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Just deleted a whole lot of stuff because I don't need anyone to find out I was the one who wrote those monstrosities.
(MOST LIKELY AN) INDEFINITE HIATUS
Sorry for my long profile
Mostly active on Tumblr now: melodysafreakingsecurityguard
Heya there, kiddo! I'm ForUrEntertainment (Previously CasperxDaisyxRa), but you can just call me Melody.
I am in a multitude of fandoms, but they're mostly:
-Five Nights at Freddy's
There are a lot more (majority Anime), but those are the ones I am mainly with (I do have a whole lot more where that came from, and you can just ask if you would like to know. Some fandoms I've even stopped participating in, but it's rare that I will disappear from a fandom completely).
There will be a bit of cursing both on my profile and my FF, just as a warning. Any other warnings will be included in the story.
If you have any questions about anything, just let me know! I'll be glad to answer! Have a blessed day~
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been received.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.
Put an X if you have done these things things
You've run into a glass/screen door
x Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. (The real tragedy)
/ You have jumped out of a moving car (Almost. Caught myself, tho XD)
x You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird look
X You have run into a tree/bush
X You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
x You have tried to lick your elbow
X You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune
You just tried to sing them
X You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it
x You've never seen the Matrix
/ You type only with two fingers (I've stopped now, but sometimes I do it if I'm lazy)
X You have accidentally caught something on fire (It could be considered both ways...)
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
X You have caught yourself drooling (Sleeping counts, right?)
You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore
X Sometimes you just stop thinking
x You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
People often shake their heads and walk away from you
X You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
X You use your fingers to do simple math (Probably why I don't do well in that class now lol)
You have eaten a bug
X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
X You forward forwards because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't (I'm hella superstitious)
You break a lot of things
Your friends know not to use big words around you
X You tilt your head when you're confused.
X You have fallen out of your chair before
X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
X The word 'um' is used many times a day
in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (...This is the only one I'm giving a pass for...)
2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts (In case you didn't catch it the first time)
3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping (Who attempted this? Why would you attempt it?)
4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire (Frozen water is a fucking solid. Look how smart we all are)
5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (That wouldn't taste very good)
6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (We're gonna Mary Poppins our way outta that bitch with that blanket)
7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts (How big was this kid's mouth...?)
8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children (That's why we buy knife holders. Fucking idiots...)
9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (I don't think I should be killed twice for this)
10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (So THAT'S why my ice cream tasted so bad...)
11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (I didn't know there was any other way to use soap)
12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness (If I'm spending money on this, this shit better make me drowsy)
13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (That would take the fun out of it if it came ready made)
14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use (Well, 'food' can be a pretty broad category in some people's standards)
15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair)
16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special)?
17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (It's a bit late for that)!
19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (If it isn't, I better get my money back)
20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because??...)
23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what)?
24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash)
26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Exactly how hard is it to open a peanut package that you need directions for it?)
27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children." (Hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY-GIRL?
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
Put this in your profile if you love to laugh!
People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.
Stressed is Desserts backwards :)
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I am in shape...round is a shape.
I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.
Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.
Flying is not inherently dangerous - crashing is.
Forecast for tonight: darkness.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!
List down twelve characters from any show/series/anime at random and answer the following questions. ALL characters must be from the same show/series/anime. (Code Lyoko)
1. Jeremy Belpois
2. Ulrich Stern
3. Odd Della-Robbia
4. Aelita Stones/Hopper
5. Yumi Ishyama
6. Sissi Delmas
7. William Dunbar
8. Theo Gauthier
9. Xana Shores (OC)
12. Zena Shores (OC)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
I pray that those don't exist.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Aelita has a cute face, but Hot wouldn't define her.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Wtf it's like a bad crack-pair yaoi M-preg fic
4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Other than my own, no.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Ironically, Ulrich doesn't want to be w/ Sissi
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Yumi/Xana or Yumi/Herve. Damn, she just can't catch a break...
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
William walking in on a Zena/Ulrich scene. Zena doesn't pull shit like that, he'd probably be straight-up molesting Ulrich, so don't go near him.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Are you trying to sentence me to death
9. Is there anything such as One/Eight fluff?
I don't think so.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort.
"I Should Worry Less"
DAAAMN CDR, BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE LAZY ASS TITLES!!
11. Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five?
Yumi/Ulrich/Aelita? Not from my friends but I've seen Yumi/Ulrich and/or Ulrich/Aelita before.
12. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
This is the Life- Amy Macdonald
13. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fan fiction, what would the warning be?
WARNING: THIS SHIT IS COMPLETELY CRACK
14. When was the last time you read a fan fiction about Five?
Hmm, well stories with Yumi as the main character I read a few years back. As one of the main characters, however, I read those all the time.
15. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief and unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
So William and Jeremy are all lovey-dovey, then Xana turns into a homewrecker and takes William for herself. Jeremy/Nicholas, yadda yadda yadda, then Jeremy/Zena, finally wises the fuck up and realizes that they have a poor taste in SOs by Yumi, then tops this shit off with Jeremy/Odd.
Jesus these pairings are weird.
16. What title would you give this fan fiction?
(5) (4), (7), (1) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7) confessed his/her true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) becomes in a relationship with (1), and so (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continued their relationship.
Yumi, Aelita, William, Jeremy and Odd (our lucky contestants). Yumi gets William to confess to Aelita that he loves her, but she does not reciprocate the feeling, and is actually lowkey dating Odd (get ready for all the Odlita shippers). William, heartbroken, goes to Jeremy while Aelita and Odd
The fuck did I just type.
10 ways to know that you are obsessed with fanfiction
1. You have conversations with friends through PMs
2. You have ideas for 10 different fanfics at once
3. Your conversations with friends are often about the ideas you have for fanfics and some awesome fanfics you've read
4. You check for PMs more often than you check for emails online
5. You often act out scenes from your fanfics
6. Instead of daydreaming, you think about what you're going to put in your fanfics
7. Your writing skill isn't defined by what your English teacher says, it's defined by what people think of your fanfics.
8. You get overexcited when you get a review
9. You're constantly checking to see if your favorite fanfics have been updated
10. You check the profile of everyone who has ever favorited, followed, or commented on you or your stories
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you agree with at least three of these.
If you've ever wished you could jump into a movie/book and smack a character for being so incredibly stupid, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright
Really Dumb Store labels:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Oopsie, too late )
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (No, it will be cold. When you put it in the freezer it will be hot. *Raises eyebrow sarcastically*)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Pray your clothes weren't polyester)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Hmm, now how do I get my four year-old sister to learn about driving and machinery?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Dude, what else is there?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Okay that made me curious, what other use??)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Well duh! What else could it contain? Saints?)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (Because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And how do you use regular soap? I'm really interested to know...)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Aww, so knives always end up in children?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (We ain't two, ya know. Wait two year-olds can't read yet...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh man, what a waste of my money!)
On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)
On a can of bug spray: “Harmful to bees”. (What did you think they would be harmful to? Spiders?)
On a life-saving device: “This is not a life-saving device”. (Note to self, don't buy from this company)
On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (So that's why it won't work anymore...)
A New Zealand insect spray "Not tested on animals." (Obviously.. you tested it on insects)
A Television Owner’s Manual "Do not pour liquids into your television set." (Should have said that earlier in the manual people)
A VCR box says "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included." (If we knew how to operate the VCR already, the video will be freaking useless won't it?)
A can of self-defense pepper spray "May irritate eyes." (What else is it supposed to do? Season my fries?)
A can of windscreen de-icing spray "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures." (Yeah that helps me soooo much)
A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard "Do not drive with sunshield in place." (Well, that explains a lot.)
A cartridge for a laser printer "Do not eat toner." (Awww... but it tastes good on toast!)
A computer mouse "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." (What if I throw it at my cats?)
A container of underarm deodorant "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." (Amazing.)
A dishwasher carries this warning "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher." (Oh... KIDS, OUT OF THE DISHWASHER!)
A popular manufactured fireplace log "Caution - Risk of Fire." (What's it supposed to do..)
A rubber ball toy "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." (Isn't that why I'm buying it?)
A sharpening stone "Knives are sharp." (Really? No wonder it cut through my chicken like butter after sharpening!)
A snowblower warns "Do not use snowthrower on roof." (And how exactly am I supposed to get a snowthrower on the roof?)
A baby stroller "Remove child before folding." (Oh. Better go get little Bobby out...)
A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." (No, it protects the tree from getting bruises when I collide...)
An electric router made for carpenters "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." (Shoot. There goes my quick fix to this cavity.)
An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter "Do not use near fire, flame or sparks." (Okay... then what am I supposed to do with it?)
A rock garden "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." (Ah. So it's like a 50% chance, then?)
A Fruit Roll-Up snack "Remove plastic before eating." (So that's why I keep getting shocked in the mouth...)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile
If you complain that your feet are cold, so your mom tells u to put on socks, but u never do just for the sake of being stubborn, copy this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D
I believe in God the Father, God the Son, and God the holy spirit.
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking God for her safety, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
That I become an animator
Are you done?
If so scroll down
(don't cheat- -)
1. You are completely in love with this person
2. If you chose
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you chose...
Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you chose
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you chose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only of you RE-POST THIS BULLITIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday
Copy and paste this in your profile if you like it.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
Best Friends and Friends
Good Friends are like stars; you cant always see them but you know they're there.
A friend will comfort you when he rejects you; Best Friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will be there for you when he dumps you; Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."
A best friend is someone who screams "I love you!" in public, not caring who hears.
A friend will help you up when you fall; Best Friend will laugh because she tripped you.
A friend helps you find your Prince Charming; Best Friend kidnap him and bring him to you.
Friends will stop you from overreacting; Best Friends will walk beside you giggling "Someone's gonna get it!"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; Best friend takes yours and runs away.
A friend helps you move; Best Friends help you move bodies.
Friends are like bras; close to the heart and always their for support.
A friend will bail you out of jail; Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome! Lets do it again!!"
A friend will bail you out of jail; Best Friend will bail you out with a grin and whisper " I told you I can run faster."
A friend will ask if you're okay; Best Friend will run ahead screaming "She's Pissed! Move!"
A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could write a very embarrassing biography of your life.
Best Friends: You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I'll get a paddle boat and save your retarded a$$.
Best Friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.
A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.
A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.
Friends are like Slinkies; they're cool , flexible, and fun to push down the stairs.
A friend will ask why your crying; Best Friend will have a shovel to bury the jerk who made you cry.
A friend will hide me from the cops; Best Friend is the reason their after me.
You're my Best Friend foreve_. But no R cause that would be the end of forever.
A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public: Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.
Friends fade; Best Friends are forever.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
"I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, 'Hello?'. As if the bad guy is gonna be like, 'Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"
"It takes a big man to cry... but an even bigger man to point and laugh at that big man crying."
"Running a marathon is like slapping the guy in the face that invented the wheel."
"She's going to just blast through the walls? Oh dear mother of God...!" Quattro, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha
"Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch." Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. -Anon.
Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? -Anon.
"Friends are God’s apology for relatives.” – Anon.
"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do insult them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes." – Anon.
'When life hand you lemons, squirt them in people's eyes!'
Boys are like slinkies; practically useless, and yet it is SO amusing to watch them fall down the stairs!!
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.
Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional
"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country." - Kurt Vonnegut
"No, no. See, this is really shit idea... And you know why? Because it's really obviously shit idea. So we drive into a tunnel full of crashed cars and broken glass... It's really fucking obviously shit idea!" - Jim, 28 Days Later
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those kids should just give up and give Lucky his damn cereal back copy this onto your profile.
If you have sat in class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this onto your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love anime and manga and ALL Japanese things copy this into your profile.
90 percent of teens would have a mental breakdown if Miley Cyrus was about to jump off the Empire State Building. 8 percent of teens would yell "Jump!". Copy and paste this if you are part of the 2 percent of teens who would run up there and push her off yourself.
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that idiotic Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: -I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!
It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.
I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
homework. n. (def.) a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primative societies
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions
I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run- he hates that.
" I don't take orders, and I don't deliver death wishes. If you wish to die, kill yourself."-Hiei
"I’m here cuz Heaven wouldn’t take me, and hell was afraid I’d take over..."
"A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ... GOD WAS THAT FUN OR WHAT?"
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.
Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls!
Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!
You aren't drunk until you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty...just drink it and get on with your life.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find a person who's life gave them vodka and throw a party!
You might just spend too much time on fanfiction if...
...you confuse your friends when you say things like "chappie," "fanfic," "flame," "Mary-Sue," etc. in an everyday conversation.
...a single chapter of your fanfiction is longer than all of your school essays put together.
...you prefer to be called by your pen name.
...when people annoy you, you threaten to flame them.
...you often wonder why J.K Rowling, Erin Hunter (s), Stephine Meyer, etc. didn't think of all the things your friends on fanfiction came up with when they wrote the canon.
...when people mention that they like the guitar player Slash, you say, "YOU READ SLASH? EWW!!" (Or, alternatively, AWESOME!)
...you have gotten at least 4 people to get a username on the site.
...you get more excited about reviews than you do presents/holidays/etc.
WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In.'
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their coffee addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For smuggling diamonds.'
7. Finish all your sentences with 'In accordance with the prophecy.'
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go.'
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask 'Why don't the poems rhyme?'
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address your by your wrestling name.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won!! I won!!'
18. When leaving the zoo, starting running towards the parking lot yelling 'Run for your lives, they're loose!'
19. Tell your children (or someone) over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.'
Put this on ur
You say Lll' Wayne I say Nirvana
92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop
If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music
DON'T LET ROCK N ROLL DIE
I present to you all the "You Know You Are Obsessed With Hetalia When..." Guide
List with NO repeats.
x = yes
/ = slight/kinda
[x]1. You start laughing hysterically at maps.
[x]2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together.
[x]3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WW2) from it than from an actual history class.
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96... with supporting screenshots.
[/]5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
[X]7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
[/]8. World War 2 starts sounding romantic. (So very romantic!)
[/]9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
[/]10. You yell "Yeah! He's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
[X]11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
[X]12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
[X]14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout "Germaaaannnnyyyy!" down the hallway.
[/]15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what USxUK means.
[/]16. You end every sentence with aru.
[X]17. You scream "paaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaa!" every time you happen to have some.
[X]18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
[x]19. You want Prussia back on the map.
[x]20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
[x]21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
Which Hetalia Character Are You Mostly Like
North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
( ) You were bullied a lot in your childhood (X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit. (x) You're very happy-go-lucky () You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies (X) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up (x) You're a good artist
(X)You can be clumsy ( ) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something () If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" (X) You would surrender in a war situation
(6/10) for North Italy)
South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)
(X) You love tomatoes (X) You tend to say "dammit" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot (x) You tend to get irritated easily (X) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out () You hate French people (X) You rely on people too much (X) You would surrender in a war situation () You often feel like people are after your inheritance (x) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning
(7/10) for South Italy)
() You're very stoic and serious (/) Sausages are your favorite foods (x) You like to walk your dog. (x) Your boss/principal/tutor/homeroom teacher is a nut-case. ()You love rules and think they should always be followed to. (x) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules ()You work very hard, too hard... (x) Your alone time is your "happy time" ( ) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people (X) You've had issues with money once or twice
(5.5/10) for Germany)
Japan (Kiku Honda)
(X) You're very mature ( )You think everything over before saying it. (x) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one (x) You isolated yourself during childhood (X) You became very successful in a short amount of time () You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world ( ) You can seem cold/aloof to other people (x) You're good at practical tasks (x) You need time to adjust to new people
(6/10) for Japan)
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
(X) You love hamburgers (X) You think you're awesome () You love to invent things (X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films ( )You can seem to be very brash to other people (x) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business () You're terrified of ghosts (x) You know aliens exist () You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time (X) You wear glasses
(6/10) for America)
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
(X) You like tea () You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid (X)You're very sarcastic and cynical (X) Your cooking is awful (x) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... ( )...But you refuse to believe in aliens. () You have tried doing black magic before () You get drunk quite easily () When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy ( ) You're good at embroidery
(4/10) for UK)
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
(x) You're very affectionate () You think you have a great fashion sense () You like wine (X) You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears (x) You love red roses () When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women (X) You're very proud of yourself (x) You love culture and the arts () You're very flamboyant () You say you're a gourmet
(5/10) for France)
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
() You had a very sad childhood. (X) You're very tall () You have a tendency to switch between personalities (X) You wear a scarf all the time () You love sunflowers ()You love vodka (X) You can seem intimidating to other people () You're very strong () You have a big nose () You have a strange laugh that can scare people
(3/10) for Russia)
Canada (Matthew Williams)
(x) You're often ignored by people ( ) You look younger than you actually are ( ) You love hockey ( ) You love polar bears () You hate fighting (X)You have one strand of curly hair like Italy () You often get mistaken for someone else (x) You feel under-appreciated (X) You're bilingual () You always carry a bear with you
(4/10) for Canada)
Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)
(X) You're quite mean-spirited (X) You're a bit of a hooligan (x) You're very loyal (x) You're very good at tactics ( ) You hate Russia (X) You love to fight people (X) You can avoid marriages quite well (x) You're not always taken seriously ()You like drinking (x) You want to become stronger
(8/10) for Prussia)
China (Wang Yao)
(X) You're very mature (x) You're very superstitious (X) You're very religious () You love pandas () You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes () You love Hello Kitty () You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously. () You work hard (X)You're good at drawing (X) You like sweets
(5/10) for China)
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
(X) You are very well-raised (X) You're polite () You love classical music (X) You like cake (X) You have a mole on your face (X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away () You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument () You've composed music before () You tend to call people 'morons.' (X) You wear glasses
(6/10 for Austria)
Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)
(X) You have a potty-mouth (X) You like to wear flowers in your hair (X) You used to be a very tough kid (X) You're very reliable (X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy (X) You're very faithful (X) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike () You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. (X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next () If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
(8/10 for Hungary)
() You smoke ()You're very physically strong ()You've won a lot of fist-fights ()In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other. () You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics (X) You like hot weather (X) You can be very friendly from time to time () You look very tough on the outside () You make a very nice role-model () You don't let people get a word in edgewise
(2/10 for Cuba)
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
(X) You're very loyal () You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together ()You're very serious (X) You have a lot of patience () You think too much about philosophical stuff () You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc.. () You're not very confident ()You were quite rebellious as a child () You tend to let people walk all over you () You're a born worrier
(2/10 for Lithuania)
Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)
() You're very flamboyant (X) You're quite hyperactive (X)You can be quite goofy (X)When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix (X) You're very wary of strangers (X)It takes you ages to come out of your shell... (X)However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty (X) You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions ()You love pansies and corn-poppies (X) You get up to lots of crazy antics
(8/10 for Poland)
Well, I'm most like Poland, Prussia, and Hungary~!