Author has written 10 stories for Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, and Harry Potter.the name is jess.
she has no time to list all her favorites.
she's busy with norryface. and weasleytwins.
at the moment.
"hi, my name is becca, and i like to eat my own toenails. i am intimate with fenrir greyback, gilette, and a DEAD toad. the toad was named jack sparrow and had fallen victim to a slut tadpole named elizabeth swann, as well as a baby squid."
I'M SO FUNNEH.