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Author has written 10 stories for Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, and Harry Potter.
the name is jess.
she has no time to list all her favorites.
she's busy with norryface. and weasleytwins.

at the moment.
favorite movie: billy elliot.
favorite band: kings of convenience, of montreal, cat power, broken social scene..
favorite singer: edith piaf.
favorite book: harry potter.
favorite tv show: monk, psych, live at gotham.

"hi, my name is becca, and i like to eat my own toenails. i am intimate with fenrir greyback, gilette, and a DEAD toad. the toad was named jack sparrow and had fallen victim to a slut tadpole named elizabeth swann, as well as a baby squid."

I'M SO FUNNEH.

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Settling the Score by ISpeakBraile reviews
I'm stubborn – I'll freely admit it. But unless Wood gets on his bloody knees and grovels for me to rejoin the team, I absolutely refuse to do so. I'm talking giant, Nile River-style tears flowing down those obnoxiously sharp cheekbones of his, or no more Seeker. OW/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 148,032 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Oliver W., OC - Complete
A Seeker's Troubles by Louiii reviews
I have flaws, I'll admit it. I'm stubborn and sarcastic. Patient? Ha, right. But really, since when does life involve so many troubles? And Oliver Sodding Wood is just the bloody cherry on top...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,485 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 2/11/2007 - OC, Oliver W.
A Smile From Slytherin by powergirll reviews
Mayella is Marcus Flint's little sister, Slytherin seventh year, daughter of a Death Eater, and studying for the NEWTs. With all that going on, what happens when Oliver Wood steps into the picture? Certainly nothing good... OW/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,715 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Oliver W., OC
Wouldn't it be the Greatest by yogibogi reviews
The third and hopefully last version of the capricious times that befall the Marauders and their friends during their final year at Hogwarts. Like the other two stories, Mainly SBOC, some JPLE, and RLmanyOCs. yep, that's right, Remus is pimpin! Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,104 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Sirius B.
How do you like me now? by 00 BodySnatcher reviews
Percy Hart ends up back in time and bloody sacre bleu! She's got a treasure map! But it's all easier said then done, and of course once Jack walks into the picture, things HAVE to get complicated. Which they do...want to read about it? JackOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,343 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 8/4/2006
Pitiful Creature of Darkness by Lady Gwenevere Smith reviews
Tom Riddle was engulfed in his own darkness. It nearly swallowed him, until an unlikely ally showed him the light. Meet Gwen Morrison, the light in Tom Riddle's darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 104,386 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Falling In Doubt by ElfLuver13 reviews
An elleth of Mirkwood, and the March Warden of Lothlorien. One the maid, the other the master. What ever will become of the situation? HaldirxOC COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 60,936 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Haldir - Complete
Dreaming of the Past by Pagan Goddess of Chocolate reviews
Miranda, a young and struggling historian specialising in modern history is given a sword from the dark ages to study which will shake her world to its very roots. GalahadOC, definately not your typical fall back in time story.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,266 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006
Her Protector by this-love-is-sirius reviews
Voldemort is looking to marry a young girl who possesses unknown powers, but Dumbledore has other plans, he sends Sirius Black to keep her from harm, but what happens when Sirius gets in way over his head, and falls in love. Rating might change. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,557 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Sirius B., OC
A New Life by KnightMaiden reviews
When Gawain's sister comes in search of him, it seems that she was not the innocent girl most expected. And though fierce and unpredictable, she captures the heart of the scout...
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,799 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 8/3/2005
Rubicon by GreenWood Elf reviews
Lord Beckett's wife joins him in the Caribbean just as the seas fall under her husband's control. Sequel to My Friendliest.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,721 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Cutler B. - Complete
Norrington by Ashley M Biggs reviews
Norrington is getting married. All hands are welcome to attend.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,551 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 2/17/2005
The Knightly Recipe by Wanderer of the Roads reviews
An attempt at baking cookies goes awry when the oven explodes and the knights gets pulled into the future. Crazy parties, adolescent woes and extramarital affairs are just icing on the cake. Maybe it WAS the brown sugar after all.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,548 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 4/19/2006
The Captain and the Commodore by Mercury Gray reviews
On a trip across the Caribbean, Commodore James Norrington falls in with another pirate...and unwittingly falls in love. Much hiliarity and more adventures ensue!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,628 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 10/12/2004 - James N. - Complete
Treason by VestalDarkness reviews
This is completely inaccurate according to history and the upcoming film 300. It is simply my excuse for a blatantly wanton romp with the most gorgeous man ever, Gerard Butler.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
Because of You, I Am Afraid by Arden Skysender reviews
He banished her for her beliefs. Now, two hundred years later, they are thrown back together, and Rumil is trying his luck. Can Haldir cope with seeing her in anothers arms? Can she live not being in his? Haldir OFC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,445 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Haldir - Complete
Peacock's Plumage by piewacket reviews
Commodore James Norrington is pressed into service escorting a singularly undesirable young woman and learns not to make snap judgments.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,798 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Fake Tales of the Caribbean by 00 BodySnatcher reviews
So, Mairead HiltonSimons has a long name, and a long story to go with it. Her life leads her to our favorite Captain. But also to our Commodore. Somewhere along the way, she has to make a choice. Captain, or Commodore? Rum, or Brandy? DMC not in mind
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,002 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006
Brokeback Dunder Mifflin? by She's a Star reviews
It's Halloween at the office, and, drawing his costume inspiration from a certain Ledger and Gyllenhaal flick, Michael wishes he knew how to quit Ryan. Everyone else just wishes they knew how to quit.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Complete
Acknowledging Failure by Teanni reviews
James Norrington is a broken man. He's tumbling towards redemption and meets up with a strange young woman who's idea of freedom somehow won't fit the time she lives in. Grudges have to buried and above all Jack Sparrow has to be saved. JNOC, WEJ
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,048 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete
Laura Bell and the Commodore's Intended by lydia the eleventh reviews
Laura Bell, the childhood friend of Commodore Norrington, must face down hords of MarySues and GaryStus, a crazy authoress, gaping plotholes and outrageous occurances to finally win Norrington's heart. Need I say NorringtonOC?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,884 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006
It's Not So Bad by yogibogi reviews
COMPLETE! Just another wacky story about the crazy times of the Marauders and friends, set in their 7th year. Mainly SBOC, and some JPLE. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,735 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Frankly, My Dear by lydia the eleventh reviews
OneShot. Fed up with being three points on a crazy love rectangle, Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, and James Norrington team up to get rid of Elizabeth Swann. Needless to say, everyone OOC!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
An Unlikely Accord by piewacket reviews
Commodore Norrington enters a marriage of convenience only to find himself highly inconvenienced.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,344 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006 - James N. - Complete
Of Beckett and Bashings by Luthy Lovett reviews
Various Beckett bashing goodness. Huzzah!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006
Beneath Your Eyes by Wandering Child reviews
OH HOLD. After DMC. James Norrington stands before the mirror in his bedroom, contemplating everything that has made him a colder, harder man, including the woman that he is now forced to marry, and a decision that will bring him to the world's end...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,571 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006
Dividing Lines by Cheekies reviews
A young woman in Port Royal's life changes drastically and in the process she falls for the one man who's hardened heart seems unlikely to change at all. NorringtonOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,596 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006
Saltwater for Tears by Countess Verona Dracula reviews
Now that the business with the Acheron is done, the Surprise gets involved in a more deadly affair: one that threatens their beliefs and Stephen’s heart. [slight POTC Crossover] [StephenOC]
Master and Commander - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,027 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Just Breathe by Aradia-rising reviews
PostDMC. A girl exploring a haunted house gets thrown into POTC with a grudge against Elizabeth and a soft spot for Will. WillOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006
Faulty Fellytonny by Dragon of the lost world reviews
Ron and Harry try to make a telephone call from a phone booth, but it backfires badly. RonHermione, One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Good One by yogibogi reviews
COMPLETE! A lighthearted, humourous account of some events that occur during the Marauder's last year at Hogwarts. Please read and review! Mainly SBOC, and some RLOC, JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,789 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
A Dangerous Game by moonlights desire reviews
Serena Haesley is in her sixth year at Hogwarts and everything is going fine until she becomes the object if Tom Riddle’s lust. Young and unsupecting, she doesn't realize that his captivation of her might never allow her to be free of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 99,307 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
The Oldest Story in the Book by Marvel reviews
Please, please read Pearl and Braving the Flames first if you haven't yet. Pearl's back and she has, um, a friend with her. Hee hee.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 135,443 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 1/27/2004
To Babysit Charlie by Paranoid Sarcasm reviews
Have you ever had to babysit for a family friend? And might I add for free? Welcome to my magical world. CWOC. I've been told the story is better then the Summary
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,403 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Charlie W.
Diaries of the Perfection of Sirius Black by Elven Dagger reviews
You will do well to note that these are probably the most historically important and perfect documents you will ever enounter. I graciously allow you to join me as I prank, babble and blither my way through school. I am Sirius Black and I am sexy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,363 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Sirius B.
The Upside of Being Down by missjayden reviews
What happens when you put a hopelessly romantic manwhore and a girl with a soft spot for bedtime activities not THOSE activities, silly! together in a dark bedroom? Well, I don't happen to know either, so I suppose we'll find out together, won't we? Come
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,409 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Sirius B.
Immortal Knight by Sheiado reviews
AU. TristianOC and LancelotOC. Guinevere and Lucan weren't the only ones found in the prison at the house of Marius. What happens when they discover a mysterious woman, a warrior who cannot die? (Warning: Contains Highlander Myth)
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,032 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 8/4/2004
The Joys of the Modern World by Alaina reviews
Set today, the elves are back on earth. And Legolas and Glorfindel discover the joys of... fanfiction? Chapter 15
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,337 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 8/27/2003
Sweet Misery by vipper902 reviews
Yet another unfortunate girl lands in Middel Earth. Haldir finds her nearly dead, and brings her to Lothlorien to nurse her back to health. As her dark fate is revealed, will Haldir find himself falling in love with her? Even so, can he save her?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,890 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Haldir
On Interruptions and Indian Food by Aegle reviews
Concerning the pair, Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks. Post OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Las Vegas is a Scary Place! by horn-head reviews
COMPLETE! Sent on a mission by Dumbledore, the presumed dead Sirius Black and the presumed gentleman Remus Lupin are forced to learn the magical and muggle ways of Las Vegas with only the help of three witches and a demented pirate. SB&OC RL&OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 186,152 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Simple Wish by daydreamer8301 reviews
A young woman with a troubled past makes a simple wish and is brought to the last place she would have thought of. Can she find the happiness she has longed for or is it too good to be true? EomerOC, may be a little OOC not certain though! COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,503 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Eomer - Complete
Demons Do Have Hearts by Sincerely in Blood reviews
Isabelle Rozalia is the daughter of Gabriel, a simple and loving man. But when she is captured by her father's resurrected archenemy, Count Vladislaus Dragulia, Isabelle begins to question who her father really is and where she actually came from.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,834 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Complete
Mary Sue, I Love You! by Kerichi reviews
In the far, far, away land of California, Mary Sue accepts an invitation to Hogwarts and searches for her one true love. Is her soul mate Draco? Harry? Snape? Colin? Fred and George or...gasp...Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Complete
My Life at the Round Table by A.K. Anomynous reviews
Kamilia and Marieta are two Samaritan girs, disguised as boys, who join Arthur and his knights of the Round Table. What adventures will the next 15 years bring for the heroines? LancelotOC & TristanOC pairings. NOTE: NO ONE DIES! YAY!
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,662 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 8/4/2004
For Me This Is Heaven by Expectance reviews
Volume I. Susie McFasley is back from the States, back with her family in London. When she falls for Sirius Black, will a secret tear the two apart? SBOC RLOC COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,194 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/30/2004 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The Growing Pains of Draco Malfoy: Age 16 by Darko28 reviews
The diary of Draco Malfoy, devoted son, worthless prat, and self proclaimed sex god, not to mention bother to his parents new love child. Chapter Nine now up. Interhousial relationships, runaway cats, and Terry Boot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,358 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/23/2004 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Ain't Misbehavin' by Queriusole reviews
Sirius demands answers from Tonks and Remus, but can he handle the questions? And what do Remus and Tonks discover about each other? UPDATE for CH2. Remus and Sirius talk. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 8/1/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Beauty and the Warg by Dreamality reviews
On her way to see the Broadway play Beauty and the Beast, Wendy is in a car crash. When she awakes, she's in the one place she's always dreamed of going: Middle-earth. There's just one problem: She's a Warg! (Full summary inside) NOW COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,104 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
The Games of the Gods, Book One: Setting the Board by vericus reviews
The last thing Rachel wanted to become was a tooperfect MarySue. But when she dies and gets transported to MiddleEarth with her friend, she finds she has little choice in the matter. Rating for language and being a MarySue with an attitude.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 285,571 - Reviews: 2360 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Glorfindel, Haldir - Complete
Pirates of the 21st Century by Dreamality reviews
Sequel to "Teenagers of the Caribbean." Jack, Will, and Elizabeth are transported into Liz and Carrie's home and go to high school with them. More hilarity and mayhem ensues when Commodore Norrington and Jack the Monkey show up.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,447 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/4/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004
Caribbean Love by Mystic Lady Fae reviews
Formerly WillOC, now JackOC. Pirates only lust, not love, right? All women are alike to our favorite pirate captain. How will Fate change the mind of Captain Jack Sparrow?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,192 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/29/2004 - Published: 1/10/2004 - Complete
A Walk in the Woods by Tainted Silence reviews
A girl who is considered a bratpunkidiot is attacked by Legolas and left for dead. After some odd turn of events he ends up living with her and her family, while she searches for a way to get him home and keep her sanity. UPDATED! THATS RIGHT AN UPDATE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,811 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Legolas
Until We Meet Again by Crystal Snowflakes reviews
[Chapter 15 - 0 out of 24 Revised] Sequel to ‘Elves Are Not Perfect’. To find true love and lose it in such a short time... Jessica and Legolas have both lost each other. Can fate be so cruel? Love will find a way if it is meant to be...but is it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,370 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Legolas
Honest and Dishonest Men by Delphein reviews
I'll ravish you and have my filthy way with you, and after that... you'll probably ask me to do it again.-- Jack; Real summary inside. NOW COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,688 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 12/14/2003 - Complete
Still Got That Charm? by Margarita11 reviews
Is there really an age where you loose your charm? Maybe, but of course, not for Jack...or so he thinks...hehehe
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2004 - Published: 2/6/2004
Brothers First by AmberRose reviews
Completed Few things can tear apart the bonds of brotherhood. Love is one of them. Elladan and Elrohir learn this the hard way.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,863 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Elrohir - Complete
Swordplay by Sparrow Quill reviews
FINISHED With his sister kidnapped by an old friend, a beautiful aristocrat living on his ship, and an old Tortuga girl back to square with him, Jack's life is anything but dull. Better summary inside, please R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 38,749 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 2/17/2004 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Complete
Norrington's Special Fic by La Pamplemousse reviews
COMPLETE A fic just for our little Commodore Norrington! Everyone's fallen madly in love with him except for Jack Sparrow! What on earth is going on? Another curse, perhaps?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 12/4/2003 - Complete
A Feast for the Senses by mosylu reviews
As the wizarding world descends into war, Tonks and Remus discover an unexpected intimacy. This story has five chapters and is NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,567 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
I Hate Everything About You by Ceres Vesta reviews
COMPLETE. Hush my friends and let them hold each other, help them make the moment last forever. In the end, it shall be Draco and Hermione, for I am the Sorting Hat, and what I say will be. "You're filthy," he drawled. "But you're beautiful."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,255 - Reviews: 1935 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Waves of Fates by Mystic Lady Fae reviews
The fourth part in the Servant Girl series. The Sparrow twins grow, adventure happens, and Lara's past comes into play. Better than the summary, promise!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,044 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/9/2004 - Published: 12/11/2003 - Complete
Elessar and Evenstar Tie the Knot by The Last Evenstar reviews
An elaboration on the one sentance from RotK that describes Aragorn's and Arwen's wedding. What will go wrong? Everything that possibly can! NOW COMPLETE! (Cue: Jump for Joy)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,639 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2003 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Arwen U., Aragorn - Complete
Childhood in The Shire by little-took-lassie3 reviews
Pip is growing up & with that comes responsibilities, confusement, and worst of all- GIRLS. Follow Pippin through the prime years of his youth. Pip's POV. Please review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,752 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/9/2003 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Impersonating a priest by Tinkabelle21 reviews
Why Jack remembered so fondly impersonating a priest, my take on the story behind that line in the story. Just one more of Jacks drunken adventures! The things you hear in confession… R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2003
The Grandest Adventure of All by TDWidow reviews
Every story has an end, even that of the great Jack Sparrow. But not everyone’s can be a happy ending. SAD FIC! COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 10/7/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
MerryMine by Highland-Spring reviews
This is a little poem I wrote. I don't know why, I just suddenly felt like it! Please do not perceive this as Slash, it is not and I will never write anything in that context. All I want to do is show the closeness of the friendship between them in their
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
One More Day In Paradise by Avelera reviews
Bookverse AU. What if Arwen HAD gone to Valinor, instead of staying to marry Aragorn? Would either of them have been truly happy?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Arwen U., Aragorn
Namarie, Haldir, My Love by Sacred Wolf reviews
This is yet another dedication to Haldir that I have written. Very sad if you think about it ... Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Haldir - Complete
Love or Money by whereistruth reviews
Jack's presumptuous nature brings him face-to-face with a down-on-her-luck literature lover with nothing to lose and nothing to leave behind. NOW COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,755 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Complete
You Can't Always Get What You Want by Deep Roller reviews
It seems Captain Jack Sparrow is not a child person. But who could blame him? This 7-year-old might just be the biggest brat in the seven seas.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,010 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003
Immortal Night by TDWidow reviews
Living with the Elves brings Raélowen a wonderous world never meant for humans, but her isolation weighs continually on her mind. Then comes one night and everything is forever changed. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,597 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/1/2003 - Published: 4/23/2002 - Legolas - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Of Love and Bludgers by DisplayDiva reviews
“And all this talk, Oliver—all your theories of love, and Bludgers, and the world—can’t you see that none of it really matters? Theories don’t keep you warm at night, and neither does Quidditch. People do.” Oliver WoodOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,067 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2003 - Published: 2/11/2003 - Oliver W.
Gaming by Nancy Brooke reviews
Bored awaiting council in Rivendell, Boromir meets an Elf who gives him challenges he cannot refuse
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,461 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Boromir, Boromir
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In Another Town reviews
Pilfering wasn't new to Katrina Fellowes, a high society lady turned pirate. But throw in a notorious pirate captain, a heartbroken commodore, and a senile maid into the mix, you won't know what you'll come up with! Not sure where this is going. R&R svp
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2007
Everybody Needs Somebody, REDONE! reviews
Alright, here's my second try at a failed SiriusOC. I changed a few names and characters, and I think this one will be loads better than my first attempt. So if you're really up to it, go ahead and read it. UPDATED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,339 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Sirius B., OC
Everybody Needs SomebodyDISCONTINUED reviews
Katie Potter has been madly in love with Sirius Black for as long as she can remember. Sirius is head over heels for Katie. But it's going to take a little help from their friends and a few enemies for them to realize...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,754 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Sirius B.
Draco, Wands, and PolyJuice Potions reviews
What will happen when Georgia AND Jas go to Hogwarts! Cosmic Horns, Sexy Wizards in the Nuddy-Pants, and Snape as Elvis! MWAHAHAHA! I am SO evil. :D
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,606 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 6/24/2004
I Saw Her Standing There reviews
My first ever songfic! Just a little something for my friend,Kristin. Merry & Pippin are attending Bilbo's birthday party not 111th, just a regular party trying to stay away from the dancing. But two hobbit lasses find a way to change their minds
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
My Captain reviews
OliverOC. So, I'm dating Flint, I mean, I love him, right?. Then... why do I always end up thinking about Wood all the time? Love is so confusing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,124 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Oliver W.
PotC Singalong Songs! reviews
This is where boredom and my mom's endless droning gets me in a Japenese resturant! LoL. x-mas songs in thurr as well.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 11/8/2004 - Published: 2/25/2004
Lament reviews
So there he is. William Turner II, son of Bootstrap Bill Tuner, the only soul outside of their house in the rain at night, mourning over the loss of his wife, Elizabeth Turner...." ONE-SHOT.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Complete
OTBS, I Am Now A Member Of The Fellowship reviews
On the Bright Side I am Now a Member of the Fellowship... Gee LOTR crossover! Red-bottomosity ensues!
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,116 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 4/14/2004
Who Let The Wargs Out? reviews
Something stupid I wrote the other day.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete