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Sasori by Darkpetal16 reviews
It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,860 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Shinobi High by Akatsuki's a bang reviews
Moving to a new town and attending a new school was something I could handle. But when the school is filled with an enthusiastic ramen lover, a stoic guy with hair that looks like a ducks butt, a mad pyrotechnic she-male, an insane religious psycho, and a teacher who shows you erotic tapes just because the class is called "Health" - well, that changes things. One OC warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,232 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Akatsuki, OC
Alright, This Is Great by Akatsuki's a bang reviews
That's right - Lauren, Taylor and Tess are back once again, but this time - besides relocating into the Naruto world - little munchkins will be running around! So, with the girls having kids of their own and the threat of Kabuto, Tobi, and god knows what still lurking about, who knows what will happen? 3 OC warning. Sequel to "Well, It's Not So Bad" and "Ugh, Why Me".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,437 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Akatsuki, OC
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,902 - Reviews: 2468 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Decaying Bluebells by Darkpetal16 reviews
The Chaos Theory dictates that the smallest pebble dropped into the ocean would create the greatest of tidal waves. How much change could one new life make, if added to a world it was never meant to be in? Self-Insert, Oc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 137,374 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yagura, OC
Rotted Rowan by Darkpetal16 reviews
The stories goes with someone always trying to do good in the Narutoverse, but good is a subjective term. What qualifies as 'good' for them, could be drastically different for those who actually live in the Narutoverse. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,288 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Tsunade S., Madara U., Mito U., OC
Shadowed Sun by Darkpetal16 reviews
Life can be a cruel thing, especially when it was never meant to be given to you in the first place. Self-Insert / SI OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 108,288 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U., OC
Fading Memories by Darkpetal16 reviews
A collection of Canon One Shots from the stories Decaying Bluebells, Chipped Mask and Shadowed Sun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,976 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi
Signed From: The Sand Siblings by The Kazekage of Suna reviews
Sequel to: "Signed From: Your Not So Loyal Author" After Gaara having his journal violated by his siblings, they all agreed it was time to have a family journal...and you could say that this idea may not have been the best...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Gaara, Kankuro, Temari
Signed: From Your Not So Loyal Author by The Kazekage of Suna reviews
I, the Kazekage, am being forced to record my daily "struggles" and "thoughts" into an inanimate object called a "diary". I prefer the term journal, thank you very much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 123 - Words: 15,657 - Reviews: 2180 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Gaara
The Humorous Encounters of the Akatsuki by Itachi-Uchiha-lover reviews
Even in an organization as dangerous as the Akatsuki there has to be a few stupidly hilarious incidents. These are just a few of them. Series of one-shots. Will be labeled complete due to scattered updates. Contains OCs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Passing Notes in Math Class by Midnight Angel Sakura reviews
What's highschool without love? Through a series of events, both slowly reveal their love. "Let's have a sleepover and movie night at my place!" Ino said excitedly. That was just the beginning. Couples: SasuSaku Main , NaruHina, NejiTen, and KibaIno. Minor ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 144,847 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
With Bated Breath by Noc007 reviews
A realistic and honest look at those who appear in the Narutoverse. What would the experience really be like? It wouldn't be fun, that's for sure. A girl who falls into the world without knowing anything about Naruto faces the task of surviving, but how will her presence alter the original events in the story - if at all? Self-Insert OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,331 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 11/17/2008 - OC
Fluff n Stuff Anthology by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Title says it all. A long series of one shots, some related, some not. Ranging from childhood to adults. K-T. Many of them guaranteed to bring a smile. Written from prompts for 2012 Sasuke/Sakura month. Chapter one Lick
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,301 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, Oc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 165,800 - Reviews: 2580 - Favs: 1,786 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 58 - Words: 259,852 - Reviews: 2505 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
You and I by Aimii0 reviews
"You are just a doll full of drugs, but you are everything I value—even if I'd have to give my life, I will save you from this pain." he said desperately, praying she heard his words. Her bitten lips were trembling, a tear rolled down her pale cheek.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,322 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Well, It's Not So Bad by Akatsuki's a bang reviews
The Akatsuki are back! But this time the tables are turned; They're in our world. And even while fending off enemy ninja, they manage to have fun while doing it. Sequel to 'Ugh, Why me'. 3 OC's as well. Rated T for swearing and minor suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 150,442 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Sakura and Sasuke's Tutoring Sessions by TeddyBearHugs reviews
When school heartthrob and basketball captain Uchiha Sasuke is secretly crushing on the class nerd Sakura, he gets her to tutor him so he could finally tell her how he feels. AU. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,282 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Unbelievable by Lexi.Ever reviews
They have been stuck in the Naruto world for months now, but things are about to change. The girls will learn more about themselves and their pasts and what ties them to this world. How will they handle these revalations? Read and find out! Sequel to my story Unreal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 76,689 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012
Two Worlds by White Ogre reviews
/AU/ I was surprised at what I saw. I clamped a hand on my mouth forcing down a scream. A boy about my age was leaning on the edge of the pool glaring daggers at me. How could he be swimming at this hour?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,198 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Just a Dream by SasuSaku993 reviews
This is a story I decided to write based on the song by Carrie Underwood called Just a Dream. This is my first song fic so I really hope you like it. This is for the couple NejiTen. I wrote this fic loosely based on something that tragic that happens. This basically tells how Tenten feels when she gets the news. I'm not sure what to rate it so it'll be T! WARNING: SPOILERS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Mysterious Found by Unknownred reviews
After being ditched for a date, blindlessly Sakura goes off on her own to the big city where she meets a stranger who's so kind to listen to her problems. SakXSasu. I expect for you to RxR! : )
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,709 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Karin
Knocking On My Door by You are my Math reviews
Despite the fact that I've only known her for two months, she, however, became the most precious person for me. No, I couldn't afford to lose her. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Instant Message by brezoflower reviews
A Konoha chat room! Sakura finally gets a computer of her own and logs in, but only one person is online in Konoha. Noir18? Who calls himself THAT? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,582 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Beast by saradoodle reviews
She was beautiful, he was a monster, two polar opposites who turn each others lives around. A Bleach Beauty and the Beast. UlquiHime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,160 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Guardian by danayume15 reviews
Sometimes I feel like I was just born to love her and be everything I can be for her. That I was born to protect her, to be her guardian, her angel. (uber short, just something that popped into my head) sasusaku :)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER! by Vsasseranbuninjafromkonoha reviews
This is a funny story that entails the Jonin and Chunin having phones and using them like children! Hopefully you will enjoy. [LOVE IS IN THE AIR! Just a hint though.] Sorry if I messed up but this was hard I'm tired and I just want to get this posted and over with!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Kakashi H., Anko M., Asuma S., Kurenai Y. - Complete
How to Annoy Deidara by Bitter Sweet Devil reviews
This is 30 steps on how to annoy Deidara or get yourself kill. This is my first fanfic. Please be nice.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Deidara - Complete
pinpoint by finish line reviews
SasuSaku. AU. One statement from Uchiha Sasuke, and the girls flock around him. "8 planets; 196 countries; 180, 497 islands; 5 oceans; 113 seas; 7, 120, 956, 417 people—and I'm single."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
When You Wish Upon a Star by Nibi-Nekomata reviews
Amelia is your normal teenage girl. She reads a little manga before bed, makes a silly little wish...it's a shame that she ends up with the wish coming true. The question stands, though: where are her parents! OC is main character, set in present day United States. Spoilers possible. Humor intended. You've been warned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,282 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara, Sasori, Kakuzu - Complete
Sticks and Stones Break my Bones, The Knife Breaks my Skin by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
Sakura has a hobby. A virulent and dark hobby that she's kept under lock and key until a fateful mishap in class led up to the key to her secret being given to the last person she wanted to know. It all came together too easily. Sasuke and Sakura were as different as the light and dark side of the moon, but forever stuck together. You know what? Screw society. I love you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Would You Miss Me? by Zoete9 reviews
Based on a familiar quote. SasuSaku. -It was just one simple word. "No," he'd said, but that was all it took to break her. And she feels numb as she crashes to her knees, gasping for air and clutching at her heart as if it would make the stabbing sensation vanish. And she remembers. Remembers those midnight black eyes, the way they stared at her, without a trace of remorse.- R&R?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
I can describe you in ONE word, or not by the1thatMakeYouSmile reviews
"Why do I have to be with this refrigerator!"she asked " You'll have detention for a week if you don't do this" he said " Nooooooooooooo!" she screamed at the ceiling imagining it of the never ending blue sky.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Under the Same Sky by Raven and Writing Desks reviews
Even though he had left them, they would always been under the same sky. Sasusaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Team Seven - Complete
Pawn by Sanashii reviews
AU, She thought she was free after escaping Danzo's tyrannical rule. Truth was far from it really… "Sasuke, I wish to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used by shinobi in carrying out assassinations. Repeatedly."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
What if Akatsuki! by Nocturnal Always reviews
Hey, let's play a game! It's called 'What if..' So, the rules is simple. You'll request to me a 'What if...' situation For example, 'What if Akatsuki was genderbended' After that, I will write a one-shot about it, crediting you of course for the idea! Rated K for Hidan's cussing and blood. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2013
Fifteen Minutes of Fame by Mini-Stack reviews
The last thing Sakura Haruno felt like was going to a preppy boy band concert. But here she was, being shoved, squashed and trod on. If it wasn't bad enough that she ended up getting shoved on stage and twirled around like a ragdoll, the hottest member had to go and kiss her. Of course she slapped him. Too bad it was on national television. SasuSaku, AU, some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,187 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Life is Beautiful USED to be her stolen voice box by SuMm3r-NiGhTss reviews
Sasuke's life was perfect,Sakura's wasn't,he frowns,she smiles and when they meet,he's annoyed and she's happy.It was a one time meeting, or that's what they thought.He couldn't get her out of his mind,y? because she was mute FINAL ENDING
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 162,641 - Reviews: 3124 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Breathe by Kimmi-chan92 reviews
A simple mission gone wrong. Now Sakura's life hangs in the balance, and Sasuke blames himself. Rated T for violence and minor language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,278 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Collection of Questions, Nonsense, and Fun by Electric Splatter reviews
A collection of oneshots that are slightly cracktastical. They include questions about the Naruto world, things I've noticed or that disturb me, and some pure just for kicks comedy. Enjoy, my fellow Narutoites!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,836 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Amendments by delusionaldemise reviews
"Hey, Sasuke, did you ever look at yourself in the mirror and wonder, 'If I were a different person, would I be able to tolerate 'me'"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Unreal by Lexi.Ever reviews
When a mysterious door appears during their lunch period six girls get stuck in the Naruto world! How will they handle being thrown in the middle of their favorite anime? Read and find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 52,776 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Complete
Genetics by JinnySkeans reviews
Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ugh, Why Me by Akatsuki's a bang reviews
It's a normal day. Three girls are walking home from school when a vortex decides to suck them up. Then wake up in the wonderful world of Naruto! Too bad some hidden secrets and bundle of bad guys are there to make things worse...or better? 3 OC's and rated T for swearing and minor sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 119,263 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Bride of the Water God by writer4everr reviews
All we did was touch hands! But somehow that resulted in me, Sakura Haruno, a mortal girl, being the bride to the Water God, Sasuke Uchiha. *sigh* goddesses, witches, and an extremely handsome god are all too much for a mortal to handle. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Color of Oblivion by Mangascribbler reviews
A demon who lives on the outskirts of the village has an unusual guest one day: a blind human girl from the town. Being unaware of what and who he is, she stays with him for a time, saying that even though she lost her way and wandered to his home, the next time she came would not be a mistake; he is a lovely person, she says. He almost wants to laugh when she says this. Almost.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,128 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
She Was A Wreck, But So Was He by feisu-chan reviews
He was detained in a prison far from home. She had learned to let go. Yet time and circumstances would let her know that he would always be her only weakness – and she, his strength. UPDATED WITH EPILOGUE. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,798 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stuck With An Uchiha by lalaturtles reviews
"I hate you Uchiha!" I glared at him as his smirk widened. "Who knew the proper rich girl Sakura had such a temper problem?" He chuckled. Damn my father. Damn him to hell and back. Of all people I had to be engaged to, it had to be Sasuke freaking Uchiha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,747 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dear Annie by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura is excellent about giving others advice about their love life, but she is absolutely clueless when it comes to her own!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,556 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Facebook Galore by Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
My Prince by sincerelyLen reviews
After a Disney Movie Marathon, Sakura begins to contemplate which Disney Prince better suits her taste in romanticism and if Fairytales truly exist… SPOILERS for Tangled
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8086 - Favs: 4,024 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
terminal velocity by Melitza reviews
Given another chance, another time, another place - they could have been great. This is their story - a slice of life and second chances, in which fate acts as gravity between them. A sasusaku in the making. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,251 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Deal by Clockwork Mockingbird reviews
Okay, so I married this guy from a different country to stop a war. In the middle of making friends, making enemies, putting people in jail, pissing off his council, matchmaking, and getting kidnapped, I fell in love with him. Damn it all. SxS AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Babyfied by Tiger Priestess reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have to babysit, but there's one problem: it's a two year old Naruto and Kakashi...well...he's a perverted five year old. Nothing will be the same for Team 7 again. Eventually SasukeSakura, possible other pairings. T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,365 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5484 - Favs: 7,591 - Follows: 2,909 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Rescue Me Therapy by blankdreamer reviews
Sakura kissed Sasuke on the cheek, "Life is wonderful." She gave Ino chocolate, "You're beautiful." She gave Neji and Hinata a hug, "There is hope." She gave Naruto a smiley face sticker, "To be happy is a gift." She handed Tenten a clip, "Be who you are.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,058 - Reviews: 1833 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Messages by MysticFirefly reviews
Sakura has to endure a horrible fate: summer school. Writing on a desk may prevent boredom but who expects anyone to write back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,755 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't by Pardon the Insanity reviews
He didn't want to feel, and he didn't want to care. But around Orihime, Ulquiorra found it difficult to keep from doing either. Ulquihime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Higher, Faster, Stronger by Archerelf reviews
Sakura recently moved to Konoha and she stands out as a football player. Problem? There's no girls team. So she tries out for the boys team. Will cold captain Sasuke warm up to her? Will she even be allowed to play? R and R please. Eventually SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,706 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Daughter Of The Land by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. New powers awaken in Sakura, an old enemy returns from the dead, and sets into motion a chain of events that has been building for longer than anyone realises...SasuSaku, NaruHin, NejiTen, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 184,203 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Enemies to Couples? by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
Sasuke and Sakura sittin in a tree. First come's hate. Second comes love...? It all started with them being enemies. But then, God was kind and thus, love began to bloom...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 139,879 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete