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Joined 04-02-13, id: 4638773, Profile Updated: 07-26-15
Author has written 13 stories for Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Portal, Tarzan, Hotel Transylvania, Repo! The Genetic Opera, and Team Fortress 2.

Salutations, oh welcome reader.

I look forward to knowing and getting to be known by you.

A note of warning: My styles of writing, or the genres, the fics, what have you, may vary greatly in origin and content. This account here is an ongoing experiment for myself, and all you test subj — uh, guinea pi — uh, no, readers, along with your reviews, will be greatly welcomed and appreciated.

Notes on Critiques: Everyone's a critic. And it would be a sad little world indeed if one didn't receive honest feedback every now and then. And let's face it, everyone loves applause, it's what the writers here run on, it is one of the rewards of writing, and incentive to continue. If you love something, please, tell that something's creator that you love it. And if you don't like it, please, say why or what I could do to make it better, but do it respectfully and constructively. Constructive criticism is a good tool for improvement.

Notes on Updates: I will be blunt and honest: At this time I update very infrequently. But none of my stories are forgotten. The next chapter for every story I write is right here in my head. I am a reader as well as a writer, and I understand so very deeply the agony of waiting for a story on hiatus, and believe me, I hate being in one. I will look forward to when I can once again update like a madman and write like the fiction addict I am, but at my current stage in life, I have neither the time or energy, and can do naught but pore over all these little stories in my brain and wait with eagerness for when I can once more pour them out. I thank you for your patience and understanding. *good grief, it's been too long...*

Notes on Genre: I prefer to write action, adventure, sci-fi, and the occasional maybe-I-should-see-someone-about-this horror fiction. But I, as I suspect we all do once in a while, am also experimenting with romance. I want to say first to you all that I do believe in 'concrete' relationships (example: sex after marriage, loyalty in one-on-one relationships), but I do not condemn anyone for living otherwise. I also do not at this time write anything explicit.

Heavily implied?


Written with all the finesse and knowledge of an inexperienced idealistic virgin?




The only 'M's I am currently affiliated with are the ones on the 'M&M' candies.

Final disclaimer: The characters and situations that I create or enact may not represent my personal beliefs, and I thank you again for understanding.

Congratulations and gratitude to you if you read through this whole profile.

Keep calm and carry coffee.

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From Russia, With Love by Grindylowe reviews
When Marigold makes a partnership that takes the speakeasy into uncharted waters, it's up to Mordecai to keep them all afloat - while navigating uncharted waters of his own.
Lackadaisy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,158 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Mordecai H.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32148 - Favs: 19,024 - Follows: 15,591 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Metropolitan Man by alexanderwales reviews
The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
A-Z of a Life by GryffindorCriss reviews
Little drabbles based off of one word, one for each letter of the alphabet. A look into the lives of Johnny and Mavis; includes their lives before and after they got together.
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 97,234 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - [Mavis, Jonathan/Jonny/Jonny-stein] - Complete
Boy Hero by Oddly Ginger reviews
Sometimes, characters from the same trope can meet and learn from one another. When Harry Potter sleeps, sometimes he wakes up in a very different place, and amongst a very select community of people who understand hard choices.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 2,228 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Double Feature by DemonFox38 reviews
It's Halloween. It's Mann Manor. Creepy crawlies are everywhere, and the only way out is through them. It's going to be a hell of a night for the boys and Miss Pauling.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,315 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Miss Pauling - Complete
When In Rome by Determamfidd reviews
Three months after the events of 'Talking In Her Sleep', Hiccup and Astrid have settled into their married life. Until a Viking convocation tears Hiccup away, and sends them all on a frantic chase around the known world...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 144,895 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
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What Defines A Monster reviews
How much can a line be blurred until it is erased? Or broken? How long would it take for one to realize that there had been a line in the first place? Why don't we find out... Rated for violence and potential adult situations. Rating may be subject to change.
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 51 - Words: 192,335 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [Jonathan/Jonny/Jonny-stein, Mavis]
To Lean On You reviews
Just as there is more than one type of strength, there is more than one way to weaken. How you cope with the weakening is what would make all the difference, and that can be a strength in its own right.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,800 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19 - Fionna, Flame Prince - Complete
Bites of Life reviews
Exactly what it sounds like. Enjoy!
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2015 - [Jonathan/Jonny/Jonny-stein, Mavis] Dracula - Complete
A Woman's Touch reviews
A twist in the tale. Perhaps if it weren't the wife who had died.
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,730 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 1/9/2014 - [Mavis, Jonathan/Jonny/Jonny-stein] Martha
The Alternate Test Subjects reviews
It's not that She was desperate. Desperation came from poor progress, and poor progress came from Bad Science. No, She was not desperate. She was just taking advantage of Her resources. The key to a good test was variety, of which lunatics, while dangerous, provided the best of. Unfortunately She lost track of Her lunatic. Ah, well, at least She now had these brand-new ones.
Crossover - Portal & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 42,995 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013
Sugar, Spice, and No One Plays Nice reviews
A tale of courting, confusion, conflict, corniness, and...tea parties? Marshall Lee x Prince Gumball x Fionna
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 116,555 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Marshall Lee, Fionna, Prince B. Gumball
Rolling on De Nile reviews
A globe-trekking couple has more things to sort out than passports. Nothing too explicit, despite the obvious temptations to the contrary... I just had to jump on that bloody bandwagon. Edited for easier reading. The cover image is credited to xxMeMoRiEzxx on deviantart.
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,810 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Mavis, Jonathan/Jonny/Jonny-stein - Complete
Let The Darkness Rise reviews
A few variables change, a different world, a different set of ethics. Perhaps if Dracula had no qualms about 'setting monsters back hundreds of years.' Songfic; one-shot form.
Crossover - Repo! The Genetic Opera & Hotel Transylvania - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Dracula, Mavis - Complete
Another Point of View reviews
A continuation of 'Welcome to the Jungle', which involves genderbending of a few characters. It will not be a full repeat of the movie, but will consist of a few favorite scenes. I hope you enjoy!
Tarzan - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,547 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013
Welcome to the Jungle reviews
In which I apply gender-bending to a few characters we should know and hopefully love. It is continued in my other story 'Another Point of View'. Please enjoy.
Tarzan - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Complete
Coercion and Compromise reviews
Wherein Fionna learns the nuances of politics, both personal and applicable, while her lovers learn the effects. She would make such a lovely little dictator.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Marshall Lee, Fionna, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
Sugar, Spice, and All Things Precise reviews
"The best laid plans of mice and men." Prince Gumball plots, Marshall Lee helps. Fionna-centric (A continuation of 'Sugar, Spice, and')
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
Sugar, Spice, and? reviews
Marshall Lee has a proposition that he couldn't let Gumball refuse. Marshall Lee x Gumball pairing; Fionna-centric (Start of the 'Sugar, Spice, and' series)
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Marshall Lee, Fionna, Prince B. Gumball - Complete