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Joined 10-03-03, id: 463957
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
Welcome to my bio, friend. You want to know some stuff about me, eh? Well, here ye go...


I'm strange. Deal with it.


Black and White:
An Anamaria fic before she turned pirate. *hangs head* I am shamed. I said I would have the next chapter up on the 6th of Feb, but as you can see, it hasn't quite worked out that way. At all. I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SMEGGING WRITE!!!!!! *smacks head* I'm not going to abondon it, but the next update may not be posted for (quite) a while.

The Good Wife:
I said that this would be undergoing some intense therapy, and I didn't lie. In fact, it is now a completely different story. I'll be turning this into a series of one shots concerning the characters from PotC. Prepare for anything; flashbacks, slash, stories set after the movie etc. First story posted soon!

Aarggh, It Be A Mary-Sue:
Next chapter up soon. I'm back at school so there's plenty of time to come up with some stuff and nonsense. YAY!

Harry Potter And Some Completely Random Thing:
BAH. I've got no ideas for this at all. Some painful prodding should help though.

The Not So Heroic Demise of Harry Potter and His Associates:
MAYbe something coming, I don't know. After all, he *is* dead.

Things That Irritate Me:
Whe npeopl etyp elik ethis, teh's and slash. Call me crazy, but there's something so very, VERY wrong about Boromir raping Legolas...

Things I Like:
music, movies, writing, reading, making fun of Mary Sues...

Sheen from Jimmy Neutron. He's so cool-
Observe: "I pledge allegiance to the pants."
Come on. You can't say that's not funny.

Fics That Are Really, Really Good And That I Command You To Look Up:
The Official Fanfiction University of Middle-Earth
Once More Into the Urple Depths of OFUM- by Camilla Sandman and
A Silver Doubloon by Ildera (POTC)

If, like me, you don't like Mary Sues, go to www.livejournal.com/users/potcsues
It's hysterical. >_

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The Curse of the White Sword by Jocelyn reviews
Will and Elizabeth's wedding plans are thrown off by a new curse on the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow and the the Black Pearl run into old friends, famous pirates, a mysterious sword, and battle the sea itself! Just in time for the movie come out: COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,456 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Complete
The Way Things Work Out by Pen Is Ink reviews
Javier escapes to America in an effort to flee Cuban persecution, and his landing in Miami, Florida brings him back to a place he never thought he could be. Told from Katey's and Javier's perspective, could be long.
Dirty Dancing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,174 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 8/21/2005
Love And Loyalty by Jocelyn reviews
Fleeing a Death Eater attack, Harry winds up in the company of an unlikely Weasley. Rescued and returned to Grimmauld Place, Percy must face the truth at last, and find the courage to reconcile with his family--and Harry. No romance or slash. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,332 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Percy W., Harry P. - Complete
Unforgiveable Sinner by Bellatrix Black reviews
It's been three years since the trio graduated from Hogwarts and Hermione is now an Auror in-training, assigned to interview captured Death Eaters -- Draco is her designated subject. (D-Hr, slight H-Hr) Ch.4 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,027 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/22/2003 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter: The Boy Who Died by Fellowshipofthepoo reviews
One day, at exactly three past two, Harry Potter died
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2003
A Silver Doubloon by Ildera reviews
Jack Sparrow just can't seem to stay out of trouble, can he? And this time, an old friend needs him to sort out troubles not of his own making . . . COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,667 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2003 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Complete
An Assault on the Senses by akscully reviews
Ron was sick and tired of them dancing around. He was going to end it by any means necessary. Poor Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,212 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3152 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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Flame of Desire reviews
What happens when one universe is overloaded with Mary Sues? They cross over into the next one...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2004
The Not So Heroic Demise of Harry Potter and His reviews
Associates. (Sorry about the title; it won't fit.) Title says all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/23/2004
Aaarggh, It Be A MarySue reviews
Something scribbled by me one day when I was bored and continued by my friend Lara. It's our take on the ever growing Problem Of Sue-ness.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2004
When You're Good To Voldy reviews
This is a song fic from Voldys POV, pls R&R? i used When You're Good to Mama From Chicago
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Voldemort
Harry Potter and Some Completely Random Thing reviews
Just something I came up with one night. Most people will be OoC, so if you don't like that sort of thing- You Have Been Warned. Not meant to be taken seriously, just a bit of fun. O.o
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10/5/2003
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