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Joined 04-02-13, id: 4639812, Profile Updated: 12-08-15
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Hey fellow fan-fic authors and readers!

I am writing one story though I have ideas for more. However I will not start them until I have finished the book I'm writing now. I plan on updating all of my stories in one week intervals, though life may sometimes get in the way. I plan on sticking with all of my stories so just because I don't update for a long time doesn't mean that I've given up on it. It probably means I have writer's block. I will try to read every single review I get and if yours is a question it will be answered in the chapter after the one you reviewed. The only thing I will absolutely not tolerate from reviewers is de-constructive criticism. That means no telling me that my story stinks without offering some sort of helpful advice to fix it, or a reason so I can fix it myself. Now to move the topic away from the norm, I have decided to grace all of you with the top ten reasons why penguins can't fly hehe.

1. Penguins don't have wings. Now I know what your thinking, 'If penguins don't have wings what are those floppy things that hang down by their sides?'. The answer: flippers.

2. Penguins don't have hollow bones. If they had hollow bones, they would most likely freeze in the subzero temperatures.

3. Penguins don't have long enough feathers to support their weight.

4. Penguins eat fish.

5. I've gone off topic.

6. Back on topic.

7. 6 said I was back on topic but apparently I'm not.

8. Penguins eat cheese. (according to my little brother)

9. My little brother knows a lot about penguins.

10. The final reason why penguins can't fly is that they have waxy bodies to help them glide in the water, which means no flying.

Hope you enjoyed your small tour through the mind of a mildly crazy person. Join me next week when I make the rank of Crazy. (That's a step up just so you know)

I almost forgot something... I LIKE TO LOOK AT PICS OF THE SUN. Just thought I should say that because most people have likes on their profiles and I figured I might as well to. :D

Now to change to a lighter subject, I have a couple riddles for you guys. If you can figure out the answers PM me and this coming Friday when I update my chapter I'll put the names of the correct answerers after each riddle.

1. It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?

2. I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

3. What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?

4. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?

That's all the riddles I have now.

The winners so far are Sakura Hikasu, jessirose85, xAmazonWarriorx, Fluffy9988, and CookieSpells4. Remember anyone can participate!

Okay, huge update for anyone who still checks my profile for updates, Savior in the Mists of Deceit is no longer on hiatus, YAY!! Also, I have a very busy schedule due to finals coming up so not a lot of updating, BOO!! Also, new story started yesterday/today, YAY!! Also, summer's almost here, so I'll have tons of time to write, and write, and write some more, YAY!! Also, I am hoping to take my GED so I won't have school anymore, YAY and AAH!! Thank you to all my readers who stayed loyal through the hard times, I know it wasn't easy, (hence 'hard' times,) but I'm grateful you did anyway! Giant virtual cookies to you all, and, of course, a giant virtual teddy bear hug, YAY!!

Hey all my loyal readers, I just wanted to let you all know that while I might not update a few (or any) of my stories on a regular basis, I'm not going to give up on them. In fact, I have a chapter for Savior in the Mist of Deceit in the works right now, plus a little Christmas present for you all, if you behave of course! :D

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Pearls and Ribbons by SilenceDrake reviews
What will happen to Jacob, who's mood only seems to worsen, when Bella's cousin moves in?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 7/18 - [Jacob, OC]
Parseltongue is Really Very Ordinary by BrilliantLady reviews
Harry's been learning about pure-blood culture, with Pansy's help, and trying to blend in as an ordinary wizard. But will all his attempts at seeming normal be ruined when they find out he can speak to snakes? His Slytherin friends take the news differently than the Gryffindors. Smart!Harry, Sane!Voldemort. Complete. Part 3 of "Perfectly Normal".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,371 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 2/15 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Pansy P. - Complete
Who Am I? I'm The Other Potter OLD VERSION by wilsonsophie18 reviews
No one had heard of me. Wizards ask me 'Who are you' and look at me with surprise. 'You're the other Potter'. I am Sophie Potter and this is my story. * * * Not your average 'Other Potter' cliche, with red hair and godfather Remus. All rights go to Rick Riordan, J.K. Rowling, EA Games and Russel T. Davies. MAJOR FANDOM CROSSOVER ALERT! I own Sophie and the plot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,279 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 7/8/2013 - [OC, Fred W., George W.] Hecate - Complete
The Sealed Secrets by Lavender and Belle reviews
The Marauders are well known for their antics and misbehavior, but what happens when two mysterious girls join Hogwarts.. five years late? Will the troublemakers be tamed? Or has Mr. Filch's job just gotten a whole lot harder?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 11/4/2015
Lexi Black by sofi kuran reviews
I masqueraded as Isabella Marie Swan, and as a result, my ex-boyfriend's brother attacked me because of a papercut. I skipped half of my 6th year at hogwarts to live a normal undercover life and thats the thanks I get. And to top it all off, I am Lexi Black, daughter of the 'sinister' Sirius Black. What fun my life is. Disclaimer- I DONT OWN TWILIGHT OR HARRY POTTER!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,550 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/29/2015 - Published: 10/12/2013
What is Right: Year Two by Emma Lipardi reviews
SEQUEL TO "WHAT IS RIGHT"! The summer before Harry's second year brings a lot of changes. His knowledge of the future is not always helpful. Strange things are happening, and he doesn't know what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,206 - Reviews: 1947 - Favs: 3,597 - Follows: 5,372 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and bravery and - oh Harry - be careful! by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
Hermione's brilliant logic solves the potion challenge then discovers an even bigger logic problem to solve in the Philosopher's Stone Quest, and she realizes that there was somewhere she really needed to be with someone who needed her so much more. Apologetic forgiven Snape with a manipulative, unforgiven, unhelpful, and bashed Dumbledore and Ronald. HHr NLLL Character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,848 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Neville L., Luna L.] - Complete
An Eccentric In The Making by SapphiretheWhiteWolf reviews
Yes, this if a FanFic of Tom Riddle, and No, I'm not going to put in a pun concerning his last name in the title. As for the story; it's about our favorite unloving Tom Riddle. No romance (at least for now). But, what if, perhaps, Tom had been introduced to magic before Dumbledore? Someone of the wizarding sort? Could it possibly change him forever? Begins at his orphanage days.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,584 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Tom R. Sr.
Never Let Me Go by Ai Neko Yokai reviews
After the war: Harry, Remus, Severus, and Draco move to Forks. As Harry's mental stability deteriorates, can a certain vampire, grieving from the loss of Bella, save Harry from the insanity that threatens to consume him? HPEC ECHP / DMJB JBDM / RLSS SSRL slash !dl;dr! ewe mentions; sex, violence, self-abuse, mental instability
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,215 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - [Harry P., Edward] [Jacob, Draco M.]
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 25665 - Favs: 15,838 - Follows: 12,227 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Follow You by flarsanzian reviews
Every teenager has their rebellious stage. Unfortunately, Renesmee's just had to kick in while her car literally crashed a raven-haired human nomad with a flying broom. "You're serious? You want to go with me?" She was sure that he was expecting her to back down. "Anywhere but home."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,531 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Renesmee C./Nessie
Welcoming arms by baxter21 reviews
She walked away from the castle. Away from the mourners and her friends and towards the welcoming arms that would greet her in the forbidden forest. She is Alyssa Potter and this is how she died.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2014
Magical Imprint by eyechange reviews
When Seth finally manages to get away from the Reserve for some space after the death of his father he meets an angel. "I can assure you that you are safe from any random hugs for now." "I'm sorry, I'm not listening... But in my defense its your fault for having so many abs." (Next Gen and Twilight Crossover) Adopted from JustAnotherPotterFan1999.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,903 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Lily Luna P., Seth
Falling With Style by M. Michelon reviews
My life was turned upside down, flipped around more times than my sister's truck. In three seconds, my life went from fun, partying nineteen-year-old to mom of four. My entire world ended. Most days, I can feel myself drowning. But now there's this...guy. He comes around and expects me to fall into his arms. My sister fell, ended up with three kids, and dead. I won't fall. Right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 67 - Words: 111,242 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - [Seth, OC] - Complete
A Whole New World by fuzzy-christmas-socks reviews
When Harry gets transported to Middle Earth, he doesn't realizes what changes are in store. Bitter and alone, he must relearn how to open up and live again. LOTRHP cross: eventual HarryxLegolas.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,629 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 3,501 - Follows: 4,752 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Harry P., Legolas
Marion's War Diaries by peace and joyce reviews
"Imagine the damage a silly little book can do, especially in the hands of a silly, little girl." The story of Thorfinn Rowle's daughters. Ootp-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 79,642 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Draco M., OC, T. Rowle - Complete
Rising by TatraMegami reviews
Sequel to Rebellion. Total Crack, AU, and Gen set during book 6. Harry continues to 'pretend' to be insane in order to strike before Voldemort does.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
For Long in Dreams by PhoenixRising143 reviews
Song Fic. Harry and Hermione share something special. But not everything is what it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
If I Die Young by A Being Of Violet Fire reviews
Now that Harry's defeated Voldemort, he realizes what he is. A curse on everything and everyone around him. And after saving the wizarding world once, he can't punish them with his existence any longer. Suicide/Depression/Angst Finally Complete! Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,582 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Lies by HollywoodGirl745 reviews
Based on the song Alyssa Lies. A first year named Annabelle befriends Harry and notices that something is wrong. Harry's relatives then take it too far. Child abuse and character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/7/2009 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Concrete Angel by Snaperocks reviews
Harry was abused his whole life and always hid it. His friends and family find out but its already to late. *Tissue Warning*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 5,645 - Follows: 520 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Concrete Angel by Fallen Shadowed Angel reviews
A little look into the lives of Harry and Draco when they were children. AU! PreHogwarts! Child abuse! Character death!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
When I'm Gone by chrisfaithalin reviews
After Ron's death, Harry promised Hermione that he would always be there for her. He might have to break that promise as he battles a deadly disease within himself. Songfic, based off the song 'when i'm gone' by 3 doors down
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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Savior in the Mists of Deceit reviews
7 year old Harry Potter finds an unexpected friend through remarkable circumstances. Mild abuse and crude language. Good Snape. Good Dudley. Harry P./OC Severus S./OC(deceased) Molly/Ron/Ginny Bashing! Dumbledore Bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,946 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 4/5/2013 - [Harry P., OC] Severus S.
The Abilities of a Simple Spell reviews
What will Harry do when he discovers an article on a new use for an old spell?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Complete
Finally a Family reviews
Will Lily and James ever remember that they have two children? Will Harriet learn to stand up for herself? Will they ever achieve her dream, of finally being a family? Warning: Fem!Harry; WBWL; Twin!Potters; Rated T 'cause I'm paranoid. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 5/8/2015
The Way It Should Have Been reviews
Dumbledore appears on the steps and leaves an orphaned child alone. Mcgonagall helps the child, and Petunia wants to keep it. Fem-Harry. No planned pairings as of yet, that may change as Harry gets older. Characters may seem odd, but that's because this story is based on a dream I had.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Harry P.