jessisnotdeadyet
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Joined 04-04-13, id: 4642405, Profile Updated: 08-19-14
Author has written 5 stories for Sherlock, and Supernatural.

My name is Jess. As an aspiring writer, I am determined to one day publish a book. Writing fanfictions is not only a way for me to alter the plots of my favourite fandoms, but also to create my own thought threads and to help develop my techniques as a writer as I struggle to perfect characters and plotlines.

I am a Johnlock shipper (it's my OTP), so a lot of my fanfiction will of that, but I do prefer a more subtle level of Johnlock than pure slash. I also have a lot of sympathy for Sherlolly, although I would never want it to happen. I hate Irene Adler, BTW. I also ship Mystrade and Lestrolly. I have internal conflicts over that.

Supernatural has fast become an obsession of mine, and I ship Destiel probably just as much as Johnlock. I love SPN entirely, even though it ruins lives and causes trauma in whoever watches it. It is perfect, but nobody else will watch it with me save for one friend who recommended it to me. Why won't they take my advice and watch it, huh? Anyway, Supernatural is perfection.

Doctor Who, Ghost Whisperer, Hannibal, Breaking Bad, Merlin, Pushing Daisies, LOTR, Marvel, Fargo... Just to name a few more of my fandoms and to allow you to (perhaps?) hope that I will write fics for them one day.

An interesting (?) fact: I have 2 favourite films, and they are Third Star (with Benedict Cumberbatch) and Kill Your Darlings (with Daniel Radcliffe and Dane DeHaan). If you ever need a movie to watch I recommend them wholeheartedly. Although don't watch Third Star when you're in a good mood because you won't be when you've finished.

I hope that you enjoy reading my fanfictions as much as I enjoy writing them. I want to bring my ideas into the world and fanfic allows that to happen. Thank you, Internet.

P.S. I also have an account on archiveofourown.org where I post my stories so that I can get a wider readership. There, jessisnotdeadyet is my immortal username. Do not worry if you see my fics on there.

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Kind Of A Forever Deal by pop-pop-bananas reviews
Getting the girl of your dreams is expensive. Along with a few friends, Dean gets packed off to volunteer at a summer camp for some extra cash but isn't prepared for what he finds there. Destiel teenage AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,043 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
Johnlock Oneshots by tomatoesonstrings reviews
What it says. Review xx
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 69,966 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Boffin and The Bachelor by starrysummernights reviews
"We want to get married as soon as possible." John had never thought he would ever hear those words, in that particular order, come out of Sherlock's mouth. My take on the 30 Day OTP Challenge. Pre-slash to eventual slashy Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 66,524 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Thing Is by TSylvestrisA reviews
The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,629 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Candy by natashawitch reviews
The Fall from Heaven changed everything. The supernatural no longer hidden. Angels roaming the planet. Sam and Dean's immediate concerns were on a smaller scale. What do you do with the former King of Hell? Where is Castiel?... Destiel/Mute!Human!Cas/Angst!Dean
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 98,122 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Crowley - Complete
Forgotten Memories by Zacha reviews
Sherlock is thought to have died in an explosion. There are enemies who wants to play with and manipulate him and his life. Can an injured and vulnerable Sherlock Holmes be saved from both his enemies and himself in time? **CONTAINS SPOILERS for series 1 & 2
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 193 - Words: 443,350 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
The Taming of John Watson by taylorpotato reviews
In the aftermath of the Great Game, Sherlock decides it's time to break in the lovely John Watson. Gratuitous smut, whips, chains, and slashy goodness will ensue. (Now complete except for epilogue).
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,188 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hard Road by Aleisha Potter reviews
Dean discovers a few truths about himself when he and Cas are forced to go undercover on a hunt to the very last place Dean ever thought he'd find himself: a gay resort, called "Last Hope", geared towards failing homosexual relationships.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,080 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Experiments in love by writerfan2013 reviews
Sherlock is curious about love and decides to pursue it. This started as drabbles, just for fun ... then it turned into a story which is deeper than expected. Chapter 32: Evidence for forever. The last chapter! Utter soppiness and Johnlock alert! And thank you all for more than 60000 views.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,109 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bonds of Blood by charlock221 reviews
When an old army friend of John's comes to visit, a new case immediately sets tensions running high between everybody, causing loyalties to be tested and limits to be pushed. And as if that wasn't enough, a familiar face is lurking in the shadows, choosing the right moment to pounce.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,568 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Unlikely Crossroads by Fallings Just Like Flying reviews
After stumbling upon a young woman claiming to have the power to send people into the future, Sherlock Holmes finds himself unwillingly cast into the future with his dear friend Dr Watson, where he meets another Sherlock Holmes and his friend Dr. Watson
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,862 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - S. Holmes, Sherlock H.
Feel the Tide by positivelymeteoric reviews
Things John Watson doesn't expect to do when he transfers to a new school: A. Befriend his possibly mad roommate. B. Investigate a particularly nasty streak of murders with his most likely mad roommate. C. Fall slightly or not so slightly in love with his definitely mad roommate. D. All of the above.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,237 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Hands On Education by Marlboro Blanc reviews
AU. John Watson and his wife Sarah move to Bakerford and he takes up the position as the new biology teacher at St Bartholomew's school. He is bored of his new life until he meets a strange student by the name of Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,025 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Beginnings by junejuly15 reviews
What if Sherlock and John had met in their twenties and shared a night? What if circumstances had separated them? What if they both had realised from the beginning that there was so much between them? BEGINNINGS follows Sherlock and John up to ASIP and a bit beyond ... Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,061 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
3,554 miles by PaperPrince reviews
AU Bored and lonely Sherlock starts a long distance friendship with one Captain John Watson. Things quickly develop and they start dating... slash! Rated M for mentions of past abuse, swearing and smut!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,650 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 224,365 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 2,338 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Attached by All The Good Names Taken reviews
They were married. But not to each other.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Poisons and Their Antidotes by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
Every poison has their antidote. Sherlock will meet the antidote to his poison in the most unlikely of ways. AU. University Johnlock. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,310 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
First Meeting by TaffyButt reviews
In which Mycroft confesses to admiring Lestrade from afar. Mystrade slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.
Control, Alt, Delete by Mirith Griffin reviews
If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,739 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cabin Pressure: What Douglas Feels by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Sequel to 'Cabin Pressure: What Arthur Saw'. Martin and Douglas are together and Martin doesn't think it's serious. Douglas has to prove how much he cares while also fending off a suspicious Carolyn. See warnings inside.
Radio Dramas - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,747 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Cabin Pressure - Complete
Heart Trouble by Cerulea reviews
Dean's having a harder and harder time of denying what he feels for a certain blue-eyed friend of his. And it's making him a little ornery, and a lot confused.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,320 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
John Watson, Bachelor by Rayonea reviews
For those of you who aren't up-to-date on their Reality TV schedules, Monday night is The Bachelor night. This season, John Watson is the bachelor. Tonight, our journey comes to a close.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,563 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Dripping Wet by God and the Fox reviews
PWP. Johnlock shower sex.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cabin Pressure: What Arthur Saw by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Arthur tells Carolyn that he saw Martin and Douglas kissing. Both men deny any such thing but Carolyn feels there's more to them than meets the eye. She decides to find out for herself. See warnings inside.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Cabin Pressure - Complete
The Hound of the Everyone in Love with each Other by Ambrosia62 reviews
SHERLOCK HOLMES HAS ALWAYS PUSHED PEOPLE AWAY BUT NOW WILL HIS FEELINGS FINALLY CUM SEE WHAT I DID THERE TO TEH SURFACE BUT IS IT FOR WATSON OR MORIARTY OR MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE AND ENGLAND IS FACING ITS GREATEST THREAT YET... MOTHRA RATED M FOR EMOTIONS
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sherlock H., Anderson - Complete
Everything I Can't Be Is Everything You Should Be by RemyDico5 reviews
John was obsessed. It wasn't how he liked to categorize himself but it was applicable. Although John was fairly certain he wasn't the first person to become enamored by Sherlock Holmes. AU Sherlock/John in their late teens/early twenties
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,346 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Pull of One Magnet to Another by ellie.hell reviews
Mummy has arranged Mycroft's marriage with an ex-army doctor. However, John meets Sherlock first, and sparks fly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cas' Milkshake by zeppx reviews
It brings all the boys to the yard.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Common Grounds by couchbarnacle reviews
John Watson is working at Holmes Manor for the summer and is caught up in the whirlwind that is Sherlock Holmes. Teen AU. Eventual M/M
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,743 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1900 - Favs: 3,493 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4968 - Favs: 11,442 - Follows: 1,292 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Mirror by cloudyjenn reviews
When Dean touches a strange mirror, he's whisked away to one alternate reality after another and it doesn't take him long to realize the universe is trying to tell him something.-Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,056 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 164 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by p.r. fox reviews
John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 146 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Troubles of Marriage Counselling by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This is Not Convenient by cloudyjenn reviews
If Castiel doesn't find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean's not about to let that happen. Dean/Castiel slash
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 2,555 - Follows: 255 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tripping by Hatteress reviews
That time the universe decided Dean belonged with Cas and wasn't afraid to pull out the big guns to make it so. Big guns in this case being obsessive fangirls, archangels turned tricksters and overly enthusiastic cupids. Welcome to Dean's life. First in the Tripping Verse.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,351 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
AngelCuffed by Luciel89 reviews
Dean wakes up to find himself handcuffed to his angel. Both are annoyed, Sam finds it hilarious and awkward situations await them. But the longer they're tied together, the more things between them start to change...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,090 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 2,706 - Follows: 235 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 187 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
This Story Needs More Power Ballads by pyrebi reviews
In which Dean has an angelic boyfriend and Sam is a better brother than anyone gives him credit for.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
txt msg by Daria234 reviews
Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
4 Times Cas Took Liberties and Dean Didn't Know by ScottyFTW reviews
...and one time Dean totally knew. Dean/Castiel. Crackish.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
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Letters To Sherlock reviews
These are the letters that John wrote to Sherlock during the time when he was 'dead'. He left the letters on his grave every week on a Wednesday, starting from one month after the Fall. Includes Johnlock, and these letters lead on to a fanfiction in story form rather than letters which I am currently working on. Mystrade included in such fanfiction. Rated M for later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 67 - Words: 46,097 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 4/4/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
A Day in the Life of Mark Gatiss: Mark YES!
From Mark's perspective, his epic home life with husband Ian Hallard.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20 - Mycroft H.
The Origin of Sin reviews
Post Season 8. Human Castiel finally finds Dean after months of chasing him across the country. But within minutes of their reunion, the now-human Cas is taken by some supernatural force. Sam has walked out on Dean yet again, meaning that he must search for Cas by himself. Eventual established Destiel, with hints of it throughout.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,148 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 8/5/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Crowley
England Would Fall reviews
Mycroft is dying. He has little time left. When Sherlock is confronted by a mysterious stranger who threatens to kill Mycroft before his disease does, he is given the choice to save Mycroft or to sacrifice himself. The love he feels for his big brother and the ties of logic are at war.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H.
A Question of Devotion reviews
A Johnlock fanfiction that is purely fluff, which develops and explores the relationship between John and Sherlock that would exist were they to confess their feelings for one another. It's only short, but it's hopefully sweet.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,566 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson - Complete