Author has written 6 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Hey, hey hey! Let me tell you about myself. I am _ years old. I live in _. I am a _. I go to _ school, and my phone number is _-_-_.
Okay, but seriously, what kind of an idiot do you think I am? Who would be stupid enough to post their personal information on a public website? Whatever happened to Stranger Danger, people?
I do, however, have some funny sayings I saw on other people’s profiles that I liked, so you can read those if you like. Plus I would be glad for some story requests. Just read the bottom of my page for the guidelines. Thanks!
And now, to start it all off…Da da da daaa…!
The PJO/HoO Pledge!
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I’m at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Zoë
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
I promise to remember Piper
When I’m in a tomboyish mood,
I promise to remember Leo,
When someone is just being rude.
I promise to remember Nico
when someone doesn’t get along with others
I promise to remember Frank
when I see someone mourning for their mother.
I promise to remember Jason,
When somebody is too honorable for their own good,
I promise to remember Hazel,
When someone who looks like they can’t, could.
I promise to remember the demigods,
whenever I see someone being a hero.
Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go
Copy and paste this onto your page if you’re a mega PJO fan like me!
My ship list:
Percabeth; PJO (duh)
Lazel; PJO (my OTP!)
Rogan; Shake it Up!
Tynka; Shake it Up!
Kick; Kickin’ It
Millie; Kickin’ It
Jika; Kickin’ It
Aussly; Austin and Ally
Zeo; Shake it Up!
Leolivia; Kickin’ it
My Anti-ship list
Thalico; PJO (she’s a Hunter, people, get over yourselves!)
Anything with Thalia in it; PJO (see above comment)
Tratie; PJO (in case you haven’t noticed, they despise each other! I don’t know why everyone wants to pair them up.)
Anything that violates the three PJO ships above; PJO
Gece; Shake it Up! (vomit!)
Cogan; Shake it Up!
Kerry; Kickin’ It
Jace; Kickin’ It (although I actually don’t mind this one all that much)
Trez; Austin and Ally (every time I think about that I throw up in my mouth)
IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me IRONY.
6. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
7. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
8. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
9. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
10. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
11. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
12. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
13. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
14. My mother taught me HUMOR.
15. My mother taught me GENETICS.
16. My mother taught me WISDOM.
17. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Facts Of Life
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is, why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
Life was so simple when boys had cooties!
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
I didn't trip. I was just testing gravity... It still works.
Secret Admirer? More like a stalker with stationary.
Nobody's going to win the battle of the genders. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Sarcasm is my automatic response to stupidity.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you just tried a little bit harder.
If Walmart is lowering prices daily, then how come none of it is free yet?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
I'm not random, I just have many thought- OH! A SQUIRREL!
Copy and Paste-ys!
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingy's, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fan-fiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile
If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.
98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever talked about something that you're hooked on non-stop with someone who doesn't know what the heck you’re talking about then copy this onto your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else (a lot), copy this into your profile.
This happened on TAM airlines.
A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the passenger next to her was a black man.
Visibly furious, she called the air hostess.
"What's the problem, ma'am?" the hostess asked her
"Can't you see?" the lady said - "I was given a seat next to a black man. I can't sit here next to him. You have to change my seat"
- "Please, calm down, ma'am" - said the hostess
The hostess left and returned some minutes later.
"Madam, as I told you, there isn't any empty seat in this class- economy class.
And before the woman said anything, the hostess continued
"Look, it is unusual for our company to allow a passenger from the economy class change to the first class.
And turning to the black man, the hostess said:
"Which means, Sir, if you would be so nice as to pack your handbag, we have reserved you a seat in the first class..."
And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked to see the scene started applauding, some standing on their feet."
SHARE IF YOU ARE AGAINST RACISM
A black man walked into a room where a white man was sat.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!
Okay, so here are my fanfic request guidelines. If your story falls into any or all of the Yes categories, then send me the request by way of a PM. If it falls into any of the No categories, then don’t let the door hit you where Mother Nature split you! Thanks!
Yes, If the story falls into the romance genre
No, If the story is a slash pairing. Yes I have something against slash pairings, and yes, I have something against you if you write about/are in a slash relationship. Sorry, it’s just not who I am.
Yes, If the story falls into the PJO/HoO, Shake It Up!, Austin and Ally, Kickin’ It, or Avengers (yes, as in the superhero movie, it’s just the nerd in me) fandom.
No, If it’s anything else. I just don’t really know anything about those fandoms, although that might be subject to change once I start being more adventurous with my fics.
Yes, If it’s a one-shot
No, If it’s a multichap
Yes, If it’s a future fic
No, If it has any steamy scenes. Again, yes, I have something against those.
Send in your request by way of a PM. Requests sent via review will be ignored, as much as I love reviews.
Anyway, that’s all! Thank’s for visiting my page!