Author has written 3 stories for Of Mice and Men, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Doctor Who.
I'm not a big fan of posting personal information on, well, anywhere. So instead of a whole bunch of useless details like how old I am or my name, I'll just post a bunch of stuff I find either funny, sweet, moving, or simply interesting. But it will mostly be funny. ;)
Here are some of my favourite quotes:
At the end of the game, the Pawn and the King ends up in the same box
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.
The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking.
Procrastinate now, don't put it off until later.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
War does not determine who is right - only who is left
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it
When did I realize I was god? Well...I was praying one afternoon...and I realized... I was talkin to myself...
It is said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Alright. Problem is...so is ugliness.
Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them...AND YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES! BWHAAHAHAHAHA!
If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...
They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere. ;)
Insane people never know that they're insane. It's the sane ones you have to worry about. Because they know they're insane. And they know how to use it.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying.
Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"
Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."
The Noodle Prayer: “Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the onion, and the bay leaves, forever and ever. R'Amen.”
Camping: Batman and Robin are camping in the desert, set up their tent and are asleep. Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend.
"Robin, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Robin replies, " I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks Batman.
Robin ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Batman?"
"Robin, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."
Fanfiction: Because 95% of all plot twists are either predictable or stupid.
Fanfiction: Because my favorite characters always die.
Fanfiction: Because sometimes evil deserves to win.
Fanfiction: Because sometimes authors just don't know which of their own characters go together best.
Fanfiction: Because most authors aren't willing to write multiple versions of their stories just so we can see every possibility that arises.
Fanfiction: Because all stories shouldn't have an ending; there should always be another adventure.
Fanfiction: Because sometimes there's no one your age and gender who you can relate to.
Fanfiction: Because sometimes you want to be in that story yourself.
Fanfiction: Because sometimes you have no other way to express the ideas in your head.
Fanfiction: Because it's an escape.
-Cartoons can make you laugh AND cry
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U know you live in 2015 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password into the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/Facebook.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five was missing.
10. You actually look to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is loser cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on ;)
And now for a quote about one of my favorite villains of all time!
— Shamus Young, Stolen Pixels (who put it quite well, if I do say so myself...)