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Music: AC/DC, Alice Cooper, David Bowie, Def Leppard, Enya, Evanescence, Guns N Roses, Heather Dale, Loreena McKennitt, Lindsey Stirling, Imogen Heap, Moterhead, Nickelback, Nightwish, P!nk, Pretty Reckless, Rae Kelly, Red, Rush, Sick Puppies, Skillet, Some Random-Ass Catchy Pop Songs, Thousand Foot Krutch, Three Days Grace, Within Temptation.

Ships: What ships? I have no idea what you're referring to >_>
I'm ornery about romance in general - I'm a plot, not smut, kinda person, and I prefer seeing two characters with fantastic chemistry than two characters making out (my favourite books of all time are Fahrenheit 451 and the Bartimaeus series. Make of that what you will.) That being said, I have a fairly open mind when it comes to different shippings. If it's well-written and plausibly canon (taking into consideration that the fic is basically AU and thus presenting the characters with different choices than their original storyline) then I'll accept it.
Ships that certain and very talented authors have swayed me into supporting with their respective, simply addictive writing styles:
Guy/Marian (courtesy of Tara1189)
Jareth/Sarah (courtesy of Pika-la-Cynique, KnifeEdge, Subtilior and startraveller776)
Itachi/Sakura (courtesy of LadySilvamord)
Spike/Buffy (courtesy of sweetprincipale, A Dreamweaver and Scrambled Thoughts)
Daryl/Carol (courtesy of Shipperwolf, LouBlue and SpyVsTailor)
Klaus/Caroline (courtesy of WrecklessRighter, mea-kh, CeceVolume)
Hook/Emma (courtesy of cupid-painted-blind, ForPony39, Scarlett Ashes)

And now: quotations.

My Life in a nutshell:

"I myself am entirely made of flaws stitched together with good intentions." - Anonymous

"I am told that I talk in shorthand and then smudge it." - J. R. R. Tolkien

“And if you think I’m apocalyptic or cold and cryptic, please, never leave.”- Robert Downey Jr.

"I'll get you and I'll make it look like a bloody accident." - The Cat in the Hat

"I am no bird; no net ensnares me. I am a free human being with an independent will." - Jane Eyre

"We are all in the same boat, in a stormy sea, and we owe each other a terrible loyalty." - G.K. Chesterton

Me in a nutshell:

“This is a terrible plan. But this is a delicious burger.”

"I am the pancake master. See? Pancake! And it's not even mauled! :D "

"If you spy on me I will find out and exact bloody, bloody vengeance."

I hae discovered that
This time is no different;
I still hate steep hills.

"When did you get all comforty and...comfortable?"

"You had one job, bus. One job."

Oh dear diary
Messed with eye make-up today
It did not go well

"I think we're going to have to exclude the 'No Pancakes Were Harmed In The Making Of This Production', because some of these are looking pretty maimed."

Oh yes, spread the word
Oh crap, I dropped my biscuit
Nutella, meet floor

My friends in a nutshell:

"As far as I'm concerned, we've had a gay King and my life is complete." - Obsessor

"Our fake relationship means so much to me." - Obsessor

"Shut up no one likes you! :D" - Define Incompetent

"Nothing is true; everything is bacon." - Define Incompetent

"Hi, this is an interview with a member of - STOP HUMMING!" - GreenWithAwesome

“Did you bring Assassin’s Creed? If not, get out." - GreenWithAwesome

"How long is this going to take?"
"Your mum's age."
"Your mum's an atheist?"
"What? Did you just say 'your mum's a racist'?"
"My mum's not a rapist!"
- Define Incompetent, GreenWithAwesome, myself

'Sibling Bonding Time' (myself and my brother in a nutshell):

"I can't wait to get home and ignore people. I hate people." - Longshot

"I'm reactive, not proactive. I don't know what you're laughing at - I just said two words with the word
'active' in it with a straight face." - Longshot

Myself: Pfshft... Noise.
Longshot: ...Did you just make noise, for the sake of hearing noise?
Myself*giggles* Sheah! :D
Longshot: ...Get out '

[Playing Minecraft]
Myself: Make steps! :D
Longshot: You can't make steps out of iron.
Myself: ...Iron is useless! >:(
Longshot: ...And this is why you should never become an architect. Or a lawyer.
Myself (sarcastically): Steps are always significant -
Longshot: YES THEY ARE.

Longshot: Hey, I left you a present :D (house full of doors)
Myself: bitch.

[Playing Dishonoured]
Myself: Oh yeah, finished the level - like a boss! :D
Longshot: You just killed 57 people.
Myself: I know, wasn't it great? :D
Longshot: I thought you said you wanted the good ending
Myself: I couldn't help it. They saw me. They had to die :D
Longshot: suck at this game '

[Two minutes later]
Myself: AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHBFCDFHHVJHB WEEPER WEEPER WEEPER (frantically button-mashing) - AH SHIT TALLBOYS (more frantic button-mashing) - NO! NO PLEASE! STAHP KILLING MEH! T_T
Longshot: OH MY GOD. YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME *headdesk*

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The Undying Fire by Boogum reviews
It all started when an arrow hit the wrong target. Zuko made a decision and, through a bond of blood and fire, the threads of destiny were rewoven. With questions needing to be answered, he set out on a new journey. Secrets would be unravelled. Faith would be shaken. This wasn't about who was right anymore, because Zuko had somehow healed the Avatar, and that changed everything.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 355,610 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 2,170 - Updated: 12h - Published: 5/6/2012 - Aang, Zuko, Iroh
The Secret of Drowning by momothelemur reviews
A portal tears apart the barriers between worlds, dragging Emma and Hook down with it. The search for the portal that will lead back to Storybrooke detours through new lands and old territories where things are no longer the way they were. Trust is no longer an option, any alliance is temporary and each fight is worse than the last. Captain Swan.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,792 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
When Wand and Sword Collide by GreenWithAwesome reviews
Harry Potter wakes at Camp Half-Blood. Percy Jackson wakes at Hogwarts. Neither know who they are, where they are, or where they come from - but when dreams are invaded, prophecies are conjured and revelations arise, they discover the line between demigod and wizard is blurring. Something dark is coming, and Percy and Harry must unite with their new peers before it's too late. AT.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,884 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Secret Keeper by ermalope reviews
Dumbledore suggests Severus Snape as Secret Keeper for the Potters, which is awkward all around. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,567 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 8/14/2011 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Rebels On the Run by Montana-Rosalie reviews
Killian lost everything at once. Emma had never had anthing until she found him.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,996 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Feel Again by Tadpole24 reviews
He barely waits the five minutes before making his way back to camp... Captain Swan aftermath of you know what. 3x05 spoilers.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Return Favor by VickyVicarious reviews
Hook injures his hand in Neverland. Emma bandages it for him. [Neverland Captain Swan; reverse first aid scene.]
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Dead Man's Chest by cupid-painted-blind reviews
She just wanted to know how much she was really worth, underneath the wealth and power, if Emma Alone was enough to get her to safe ground. Allowing herself to be kidnapped by a pirate may not have been the best way to go about finding that answer. —-Captain Swan AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,708 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Echoes by LouBlue reviews
Pre first-half S3 finale. "Some people see scars, & it is wounding they remember. To me they are proof of the fact that there is healing." The lives they used to live were gone. But how much of who they used to be had been swept away too? A story of two damaged souls discovering going forwards means going back & facing the things that once held you. Rated for language/adult themes.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 206,207 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Daryl D., Carol - Complete
Graveyard Dirt & Salt by SpyVsTailor reviews
A Marine comes across two half-dead men in the middle of the woods and suddenly finds himself in the middle of a war he didn't know was being waged just outside his front door. In the midst of it a tale that contains pretty white river flowers and a lost little girl. Rated for language and perhaps more. Set after the Dixon Brothers tangle with the Governor.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 254,179 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Carol, Daryl D. - Complete
Turn My World Around by Montana-Rosalie reviews
Another curse hits and takes Emma to a new, horrible land. Hook can't let her face it alone.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,750 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Emma S. - Complete
Stuck In A Hole by VickyVicarious reviews
Mid-season one Zuko and Sokka are trapped in a hole by corrupt Earth Kingdom soldiers and have to work together to get out. Only problem is, they're feeling less than cooperative. ...Especially Zuko. "Make no mistake, Water Tribe; the enemy of my enemy is still my enemy." [should be canon-compliant, if you squint]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,098 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
For Want of a Quill by veytta reviews
First Year AU. Alternate Sorting. Ron finds a different compartment to sit in, Harry travels alone to Hogwarts and that small change changes the world in ways big and small. No pairings!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,881 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
West of the Moon, East of the Sun by KnifeEdge reviews
Every night it's the same dream: a dark room, a big bed, and a silent vampire I can't see... Set in an AU Season 5 with no Glory or Dawn B/S. Rating has gone up.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 376,650 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Before The Dawn by Lady Silvamord reviews
Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 250,455 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 2,287 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete