The Amazing Ferret
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Joined 04-04-13, id: 4643906, Profile Updated: 04-30-14

She's Emo?

You would cut too if you went through what she has

She's Anorexic?

you would be too if some on called you fat everyday

She's A Whore?

she mad one mistake, and it cost her her reputation

She's Loud?

She's invisible at home, and just wants to be heard.

She's A Geek?

She just wants to go far to help her poverty ridden family

She's Ugly?

Tell me, what is beauty?

Don't Know Their Story?

Don't judge!

Now that i got that out of the way, I'm The Amazing Ferret but call me Ferret or 'Maze, what ever you can think up out of my name.

Things You Should Know About Me

  • I am Female
  • English is my first language
  • I look at things with a logical perspective. example: The cup is 100% full, 50% water and 50% air
  • i will be slow to update and write
  • I like leaving comments
  • I am a die hard metal, rock, and punk music fan
  • Things I Hate

  • People hating on others
  • People judging without walking a mile in the other person's shoes.
  • Hyprocrites
  • Things I like

  • being fair
  • having fun
  • listening to music
  • watching Wolf's rain
  • reading manga
  • hanging out with friends
  • Onision
  • Pairings I like

    Hermione paired with. . . .

  • Harry (Harmony)
  • Draco(Dramione)
  • Salazar Slytherin (Salmione)
  • Remus (Remione)
  • Surius (Simione)
  • Snape
  • OCs
  • Harry paired with. . . . .

  • Draco
  • Rowena Ravenclaw
  • Draco paired with . . . .

  • an apple
  • Castiel (MCL) paired with

  • OCs
  • Nathienal
  • Dean (supernatural) paired with

  • Castiel (supernatural)
  • Sam (ina family yesh you pervs -_-x)
  • Jo
  • Pairings I hate

    Hermione paired with

  • Ron
  • Marcus Flint
  • godric Griffendor
  • Theodoer Nott
  • Blaise Zambini
  • WIP

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    A Trip Through Time by Jalice92 reviews
    After losing Harry and Ron to the war Hermione decides she can't bare a reality where good didn't triumph so she hatches a plan. She was going to give Harry and Ron the life they deserve even if it means she will not be apart of it. Will Hermione be in over her head or will her broken heart be mended? Read and most importantly ENJOY :)
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,046 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/30/2016 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Hermione G., Salazar S.
    Two Veela's in One School by Angel N Darkness reviews
    Hermione returns for her 7th year at Hogwarts after learning 2 shocking truths over the summer that only 3 people know about. What happens when her Veela blood kicks in and when Draco's kick in? With things happening will they survive or be torn apart?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,925 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
    Serendipity by Annie Lockwood reviews
    "We were meant to cross paths, and even if we die this very instant, we'll find each other again. Our souls are connected. Enemies, friends, lovers, whatever it may be." With nothing more than a faded dream directing her, Hermione flees her safe harbor on an altering journey to re-discover herself and the mysterious man that still calls to her in her dreams. Sequel to Destiny.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,444 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 6/3/2016 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
    Stupid by savemeforeverlove reviews
    Hermione Granger is finally tired. Draco Malfoy is finally trying to change. Hogwarts is taking back the old 7th years to finish their education. to help the 7th and 8th years get accustomed to the real world, Hogwarts has a new class for the 7th and 8th years. (parent class fic with a twist) J.K. Rowlings characters not mine. HG/DM, BZ/LL, PP/RW, HP/GW
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,643 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/19/2016 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
    A Broken Jigsaw by YayimaHufflepuff reviews
    After a lot of thought, I've decided to turn two stories into one. The first half Chapters 1 to the Epilogue involves a Broken Hermione and a changed Draco coming in to put everything to rights again. The second half, chapters 30 onward are from the perspective of their children. RATED MA FOR MATURE SECTIONS IN LATER CHAPTERS. Pleaseeee review. Enjoy :D
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 128,445 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/6/2016 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., OC, Albus S. P.
    Love is blinding by cookiemonster222 reviews
    Luna Blagmon has had a diffucult childhood and finally decides to leave her parents care and move in with her strange auntie. But what happens when she starts her new school life and instantly falls head-over-heels with a certain red head? Im not very good with summary's but i can assure you the story's better :) (by the way this was my first fanfic :) enjoy (Im Back!)
    My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,641 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Candy, Castiel
    Life as a Veela by Crazy Twilight Addict reviews
    Hermione finds out she is a Veela...but what will she do with that knowledge? And can she find her mate before it's too late? Warning: Fast-paced story. Enjoy!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,595 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Hermione Granger-Zabini by the FLAMING-GECKO reviews
    'You are the godmother of Hermione Granger.' He said. 'She is in your care now.' With that the man left. Follow Hermione as she lives a life with a brother and his friends who are mean, a mother who loves her and the fact that shes an orphan. Then throw Hogwarts into the mix. (pure blood Hermione)
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,855 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
    Saviour Salvái by LunaryEclipse reviews
    Hermione wakes up feeling weird. Her magic's off and she feels an unusual pull in her chest. What is happening to her? And what does Draco Malfoy and his silver eyes have to do with it? Veela!inspired. Rated for a reason!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,104 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
    Harry Potter-The Will of an Ancestor by Demonic-Slytherin224 reviews
    A guardian watches over young Harry James Potter, using her magic to change some aspects of his life by saving Sirius Black from Azkaban to creating a link to Ginny Weasley. While Harry meets new faces at Hogwarts and uses his skills to meet his goals. An ancient friend helps him train with powers long forgotten, one none expects. Sequel Out! Dumbles-Ron Bashing inside.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,512 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 4/11/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Sirius B., N. Tonks - Complete
    The Mercy Dance by TheChickenCrazy reviews
    Technical hiatus, technical cancellation. This...thing...will be rewritten at some point.
    My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,826 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 11/11/2012 - [Candy, Castiel]
    Creating your own future by PepperonyOwl reviews
    2015 NEW CHAPTER! 1978 with a new student - Hermione. Her mere presence causes ripples in the time continuum and changes are taking place faster than she can account for them. To prevent a horrible war and her best friends tragic life she gave up everything in the hope of creating a better future. Now there is a new war on the horizon and everyone's life has been indelibly altered.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 89,931 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] Lily Evans P., Marauders
    C Major by AvianJen reviews
    Nelly Carter is moving to Sweet Amoris high with an English teacher as a stepdad and low expectations, with no belief in the existence of love. Castiel Mason is hung up on a love that never existed to begin with. Bonding over music and sarcasm, the two quickly become inseparable, but an overwhelming amount of obstacles stand in their way, and there may be too many to overcome.
    My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 129,518 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Castiel, Candy - Complete
    Alchema: Child of Fate by PseudonymousEntity reviews
    Old story, being edited and rewritten. Will repost with new title when finished. BOTH THIS AND ITS SEQUEL ARE BEING REWRITTEN. THE NEW VERSION IS ENTITLED 'A Devil In The House'.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,446 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Harry P., Lucius M., OC - Complete
    Dragons and Lions by TumblrFangirl reviews
    While wandering the Forbidden Forest at night due to a dare, Draco Malfoy finds a black lion cub that's injured. Deciding to take it in and care for it, they form a bond that let's them share strange powers. How will this little lion help Draco get closer to Harry Potter?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,371 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Harry P., Draco M.
    Black and White? by hufflepuff-ish reviews
    Draco and Hermione are Head boy and girl in their 8th years in Hogwarts. Hermione sees Draco as a Death Eater and decides to ignore him out of hate, but he, as the Slytherin Sex God, isn't planning on letting that happen. What will make him ignore her too? Which one will break the silence? Will Hermione be able to see Draco as human? M for language and maybe later chapters
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,786 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
    Harry Potter and Taking Control of Your Own Destiny: Part 1 by neonninja99 reviews
    The Harry Potter series with a twist... A good Malfoy and Evil Weasleys. A twist is not a twist without a new character. Pairings may change: H/Hr. Read and Enjoy. P.S The OC Isn't Harry's Sister
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,274 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., OC - Complete
    Midnight Fur by TheGirlWhoSawImagination reviews
    (AU. First in the Midnight Fur series) Harry had always known he could do things other wizards wouldn't understand. He was always the outcast, except at Privet Drive. So when Harry starts Hogwarts, how will he take to it? Sets in years 1-3 at Hogwarts. Rated T for mild language and violence.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,946 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
    We Will Rock You by An Artists Account reviews
    [One Shot] Everyone knows that quidditch is the most important thing in the world, but just how far is Rose Weasley prepared to go to see Gryffindor win the cup? An underground gambling ring is just the beginning. A Salute to Queen's We Will Rock You!
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Scorpius M. - Complete
    Save me by Sorceress of the Nile reviews
    Lexus is awakened by a nightmare of her dark past. She goes for a walk and soon finds herself entangled between the 'Good boy' and the rebel. "Why does this happen to me?" Now she's going to have a very rude awakening when her past comes back to haunt her and as the past comes back, she starts to see a side of Castiel that she never knew. Candy/Castiel!
    My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,273 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 3/30/2013 - [Candy, Castiel] - Complete
    Dream Girl by Sakura Kuro-chan reviews
    Ellenora Collens does not cry. Crying is not allowed. No exceptions for crying, especially her father's death, and returning to her home in France from Japan. Now, back with her childhood memories, things might be tough enough for her to break her own rule and cry. Will her childhood friends help, or be her downfall?
    My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,870 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Candy, Castiel, Nathaniel, Amber
    Unforgettable Summer by theparamoregames reviews
    Katniss and her friends are in their Senior Year and are more than ready to leave the drama of high school behind them. A certain blonde haired boy with mesmerising blue eyes moves to town mid-year, and the sparks begin to fly. But when the gang decide to take a summer camping trip relationships will be tested, calling for an unforgettable summer for everyone. AU Katniss/Peeta
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,029 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
    Secrecies by Clockwork's Apprentice reviews
    Lihim Espya, trained spy, is a girl on a mission. A mission that threatens the very lives of her cousins- Alexy and Armin. To make things worse- they can't know that she's a spy. That spunky redhead isn't helping either. But can she save her cousins? Even after the puzzle is solved, even after it's too late….
    My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,280 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Castiel, Sucrette, Alexy, Armin - Complete
    Trouble Always Finds Me by yerachael reviews
    When Lilli moved to Sweet Amoris High, she was hoping to leave all the drama behind her. Unfortunately, it seemed that no matter how much she wanted to just keep her head down and blend into the crowd, trouble always managed to find her. It didn't help that the school's very own rebel, Castiel, was there to push her along.
    My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,368 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Candy, Castiel - Complete
    The Wolf and His Mate by hidinginahatbox reviews
    "Don't hit him Harry!" "Why would I hit my mate, Remus? You know me better than that." Harry and Draco have been hiding their relationship since their first year, and Harry is surprised and upset to find him in his kitchen tied up and bruised. Harry is a werewolf, Draco will be turned soon. Top!Dark notevil !Dom!Harry Bottom!Dark innocentlyso !Sub!Draco SLASH! NO LEMON
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 180 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
    Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
    Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 4,770 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
    What to Expect by how-to-implode reviews
    "Not one person in the entire wizarding world expected to find a Hermione Malfoy joining the class of would-be graduates returning ..." A marriage born of rather unexpected circumstances. And no, it's not because of magical bonding or Veela blood.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,770 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
    Baby Boomers by Forgetful Love reviews
    It is now offical Albus Dumbledore has lost his marbles... again. He is now having the Head boy and girl marry each other have a spell baby together AND having the whole school go through a baby parenting class. Good luck Hogwart's class of 98
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,792 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
    Somebody Hates Us in the Next Classroom Over by InsanityRocks reviews
    Why is Hermione screaming Take it off? Dumbledore's gone off his rocker again. He's made partners for everybody. The Veela have a Prince? Whats next romance or will everyone just kill each other? Read to find out! Totally revamped!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,068 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
    My Ferret and I by Smenzer reviews
    Draco 'ruins' Hermione's reputation by seeing her in her underclothing while a ferret and is forced to marry her. Modern day Regency romance. DMHG
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,590 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
    The Heir of Slytherin by Rhiannon Starr reviews
    AU: It's been done before but hear me out... When Hermione finds a new side of herself, how will everyone react? Who will be her real friends? Most importantly who will she be? FINAL CHAPTER UP!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,502 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/21/2003 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
    Doing Somersaults by Lady Lirimaer Malfoy reviews
    Hogwarts has a talent contest. Hermione enters, thinking that her "talent" is just something that she has been doing for a long time. Has a little unexpected twist, including a newly found Veela (not Draco), a Quidditch and allies only obessed Gryffindor
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.