AsSafeAsSnape
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Joined 04-04-13, id: 4643992, Profile Updated: 06-17-13
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Sherlock.

Stuff About Me:

I'm female and live in Australia. I'm a massive Harry Potter fan, I've been reading Harry Potter fanfiction for about 3 years. I'm not sure how I got onto it but the first ever story I read was the one that I mentioned below, "Somewhere to Belong," which I plan on re-reading.

I'm also on Pottermore for anyone that wants a friend, my username is SeekerGoblet27973 I'm a Slytherin. Yes, I have Slytherin Pride. My favourite character in the series is Snape although that is pretty obvious ;)

I'm not really sure why I decided to have a go at writing fanfiction because I'm not that good at creative writing, although I do enjoy it. I guess it's a way of using my favourite characters and being able to control them and their emotions and how they react with one another.


Hey guys,

A couple of years ago I read a Harry Potter fic and I really want to read it again. It was the first one I ever read but I can't remember what it was called :-( it was Harry and Snape (of course ;-)) and I'm pretty sure it was just adventure.

As it was so long ago I can't remember much about it but I think it started off as Snape taking Harry from the Dursleys on his way to visit a...distant older female relative?? (Sorry, I'm not helping much) anyway I think they have some sort of a guide to lead them there, and I know that at some point this man tries to drown Harry and Snape rescues him and hangs this man tied up upside down. Eventually he breaks free and goes after them. I think they have to go to some sort of cave??

Anyway, it's really bugging me because I want to read it again and I remember it being really good so if you could help me out I would reaaaaalllly appreciate it!!!! :-) thanks heaps,

AsSafeAsSnape

I would like to say thank you to the person who gave me the link to the story "Somewhere I belong." I had been searching for it for ages and probably wouldn't have found it without you! Unfortunately I can't personally thank them as they were a guest, but THANK YOU if you read this, I really appreciate it :)


47 Ways To Annoy a Non-Harry Potter Fan:

1) Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books or movies.

2) Crowd their in box with Harry Potter related emails, make the subject misleading.

3) Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their b-day and demand they cherish it 4-ever

4) Pretend you can do magic.

5) Yell "CRUCIO" whenever they insult Harry Potter.

6) If your late for something blame it on your broken time turner.

7) Sort every person you meet in to one of the four houses.

8) Say "Lumos" every time you turn on a light.

9) If your asked to retrieve something shout "Accio" loudly.

10) Refuse to wash your hair and explain you're going for the Snape look.

11) Spend hours at a time trying to make your broom fly.

12) Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.

13) Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.

14) Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone else offers you.

15) Hum the Harry Potter theme all day long.

16) Talk to animals and insist that they're animagi.

17) Walk up to random people and ask if their initials are R.A.B.

18) Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.

19) Refuse to tell them who Grawp is.

20) Whenever it gets foggy outside scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.

21) Point at modern electronic devices and say "Look at that! The things these muggles come up with!"

22) Point and grunt and insist that your speaking troll.

23) Take them to a CD store and make them look for the new Weird Sisters Album.

24) Always speak with a British accent, especially if your not from the U.K.

25) Draw round glasses and a lightening bolt scar on every poster you come across.

26) Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.

27) Laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.

28) Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.

29) Break any awkward silences by saying "How 'bout them Chudley Canons."

30) Say "Alhomora" every time you open a door.

31) Every time you see them demand an explanation of why they don't like harry potter.

32) Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.

33) Shriek loudly and say that you're speaking Mermish.

34) If they ask you about the weather solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."

35) Pretend your under an invisibility cloak and shout "You can't see me!"

36) Knit them a maroon jumper every year, especially if maroon isn't there color.

37) Draw the sign of the Hallow on every surface in the house.

38) While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and
give them verbal commands.

39) Throw the chess board across the room when the pieces don't move.

40) When one of the movies is on TV remind them every five minutes.

41) Refer to random people as "You Know Who."

42) Start swatting at the air saying there's a wrackspurt around.

43) Ask them to help you stuy for your O.W.L.'S

44) Walk around bumping into walls explaining your looking for the Room of Requirement.

45) Run up to random men with long dark hair and scream "SIRIUS! always knew you were alive!"

46) Hog the computer when making Harry potter videos on youtube.

47) Tell them that You Know Who was defeated today. When they ask who's you know who pretend to be offended and don't tell them who he is.

I actually do some of these ;-) I annoy my boyfriend by pretending I'm a witch!!


If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

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If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

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If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a mix of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.


Rules For Hogwarts:

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda

- I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

- The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

- If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.

- It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

- "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

- Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey."

- I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs

- The Whomping Willow is not a Entwife with PMS

- "I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!"

- "So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead."

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret

- No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

- Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July...

- Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

- I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office

- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

- Especially not with kazoos.

- The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".

- Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden.

- There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man".

...Even if I do conjure him up.

- Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.

- The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

- Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.

- I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins.

- I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

- I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."

- Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas.

- No combination of these is acceptable.

- Murmuring “I see dead people… ” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.

- Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.

- I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways.

- I should not remark that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” when Snape gets angry. Ever.

- If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change.

- I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either.

- I must not shout "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating.

- I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my male partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could've adopted me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks & in another year, I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed & raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold & distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most; love.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!


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Strength in Weakness by Littleforest reviews
Set during OotP. When Harry falls ill in Snape's lesson, the last thing he expects is for the ensuing drama to unveil a deadly plot that could end his life once and for all...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 153,802 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Unexpected Truce by mandancie reviews
Harry finds help in the most unlikely of places. Severus mentors Harry story. It begins the summer after the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Please take the time to read and review. :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 77,942 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M.
Forgiveness by fawkesfeathers reviews
Dumbledore forces Severus to continue to teach Potter Occlumency. This prolonged exposure engenders a fragile bond between the two. This new relationship will change the lives of many, including their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,380 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Unforgivable Sirius by Severus Draconis Potter reviews
Challenge on Potions and Snitches by Romanticide: Sirius does something to Harry that he shouldnt and he shatters the poor boy's last hope of finally having a family. He's lost and hurt and terrfied with no one to turn to. No one but the man who has made his life miserable anyway he could. How can Snape help Harry,when he hates him himself; or does he? *Mild character bashing*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 100,998 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Perception is Everything by Kendra James reviews
When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 165,658 - Reviews: 4102 - Favs: 5,187 - Follows: 4,823 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
All-Stars Racing: Transformed by AuroraAura11 reviews
All-Stars Racing 2013; the world's next revolution. Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Shadow, the evil Doctor Eggman and 13 other racers are sent verifications to travel the world and race to their heart's content. Now, only if their host Danica Patrick could keep the peace, everything would be perfect... but that's not going to happen anytime soon. This is racing TRANSFORMED, biatch!
Crossover - SEGA Superstars & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,543 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Sonic
Happy Birthday Potter by Enimsaja Snape reviews
Response to NightShade sydneylover150's Stuck at the Top challenge on . Harry and Severus wind up stuck on top of the tallest metal roller coaster in the world when it malfunctions. Why are they there?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A game for two by DorianWilde reviews
Severus plays 'the Sims'. Remus is curious.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Needles by LeneaGibbs reviews
This is just a short one-shot about when Tony was still in the hospital recovering from the plague. The nurse comes in to give him a spinal tap and he says 'no'. So who's the nurse gonna call? Father/Son story.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
New Beginnings by Lorelai Danes reviews
Severus Snape is sent by Dumbledore to check on Harry after it is discovered that he may be in danger. Despite their differences, Snape helps Harry through a rough patch in his life. AbusedHarry/GuardianSnape. Summer after GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,653 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Never Failing Bond by SocksForDobby reviews
A potion accident creates disasterous results for Harry and Snape. Unable to leave each other's presence for more than hours at a time, how will they cope? Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,395 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Eight by Lily Elizabeth Snape reviews
Eight year old Harry was cursed with rotten guardians. Snape is a wizard with an unusually cold disposition, which he has for a reason. Can Severus give the childhood he was never privileged enough to have to the little one?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,399 - Reviews: 2210 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 1,891 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Blood, Sweat, and Tears by Soricel reviews
Harry Potter finds Severus Snape's emotional side after the Death Eaters discover Sev is a spy. What next? Warnings: Snarry and Sirimus SLASH, rape, and its aftermath. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,895 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Somewhere I Belong III by shadowarwen reviews
COMPLETE Summer after fifth year...Harry's living with his father, Severus, dealing with awful nightmares, his friends, Draco, and a growing threat. Harry's in for a very full summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 143,262 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Judgment of Darkness by Terion reviews
[AU] There's a secret about Harry Potter that nobody knows. Except for one man. Unfortunately, that secret could get them both killed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,482 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Somewhere I Belong II by shadowarwen reviews
COMPLETE...After Severus gets guardianship of Harry, things get strange. Harry's friend's are worried, the staff is confused, and Harry begins to have horrible visions. Snape becomes very defensive of his charge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 166,982 - Reviews: 2246 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 3/16/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Cruciatus by antea-aevum reviews
[One-Shot] What if Umbridge had really cast the Cruciatus spell on Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 101 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Somewhere I Belong by shadowarwen reviews
COMPLETE, SEQUEL POSTED...Severus Snape discovers a hidden truth about Harry's home life. And decides to take matters into his own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,355 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 4/13/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Silence by Eilan reviews
"You think you don't deserve this. You're right. You're innocent. The only mistake is your heritage. You don't know this and you wouldn't understand if you knew. If there's any justice in this world and God exists you'll go to Heaven."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2003
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The Naked Truth reviews
Sherlock enjoys naked cuddles, and Greg enjoys naked cuddles. John, however, doesn't... Come to think of it, neither Greg nor Sherlock have ever seen John completely naked. Why? What is he hiding? John/Sherlock/Greg ONE SHOT *Warning: Contains mentions of abuse* All characters belong to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the modern characters to Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,425 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Secrets Discovered reviews
What will Severus Snape find when he is sent to check up on the boy who lived? Will he realise that he does not in fact hate James Potter's son, and will he be able to help the young Gryffindor before he spirals down into a deep depression? Set at the beginning of Harry's 4th year. Not Slash! J.K. Rowling owns EVERYTHING to do with Harry Potter, I just borrowed her characters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 88,535 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Dungeon of Horrors reviews
Harry is captured during the holiday's before his 6th year and is forced to live as one of Voldemort's prisoners, subjected to torture and rape. Snape, being a 'death eater', quickly finds out about Potter's situation, discovering that he is nothing more than a scared, helpless boy in need of rescuing. Will Severus be able to save Harry before it is too late? Warnings inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Harry P., Severus S.
Hagrid, You Idiot! reviews
Hagrid and Professor Flitwick go on a date. How will it end? Harry Potter belongs to J.K Rowling, I own nothing but the plot. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Rubeus H., F. Flitwick - Complete
To Melt in Winter reviews
Harry and his friends have a snowball fight, but Draco Malfoy ruins it. And what happens when their most hated professor shows up? I was having a bad day when I decided to write this and it made me happy. Takes part in Harry's third year. I own nothing but the plot, the rest belongs to J.K Rowling
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Complete
What Was Learnt reviews
What Severus discovers about Harry during occlumency will tip his world on its axis. Could his hatred for Harry's father have prevented Severus from seeing him as anything other than a replica of James Potter? One-shot. I do not own anything to do with this story other than the plot, Harry Potter belongs to J. K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete