Author has written 2 stories for Hunger Games, and Drop Dead Fred.
KNEEL PEASANTS BEFORE ME, FOR YOU SHALL CALL ME BY THE NAME OF GODDESS ASTRA.
Not really. But please do call me by my pen name x You can minus the goddess part if you really MUST :P
I forgot my password to my other account so yes, I am royally screwed, if you wanted to know ;) By the queen herself! Wait... but i'm a girl and so is she so how are we su-oh. Oh I see now. WELLLL... This is my cue to leave the room! *sprints*
...And come back in again! ;D Just like your dad did to your mum when they conceived your younger sibling. -COUGH- Oh hell, I suck at this first impression thing don't I? *facepalms* I should have known this would happen. DAMN IT. I kicked myself right back into the gutter and slumped down in the dirt and rain and let the rats braid my way to crazily frizzy brown hair!
Drama? Why yes, I know all about it! In fact I could consider myself quite a... QUEEN! Oh. Now let's do us all a favour and NOT bring up my experiences with our lovely high lady. High, eh? Oh yes! But just how high is she?! NO! *slaps face* I can't say THAT! I am not allowed to do such monstrous things! But then again... it never stopped your dad from doing your mum, hey?
WOOOOAAAAHHHHHH SLOW DOWN THERE!!!!
And yes, yes that WAS exactly what she said to him when he-COUGH- erm.. when to shake that quick pancake mix too fast! But that wasn't the only thing heBROUGHT AT THE SUPERMARKET.
Yep. That was TOTALLY what I was going to say! aha. *avoids eye contact*
Well... now that I insulted the shiz out of your parents I THINK it may just be the right time to quickly change the subject and make a speedy zooming notion towards another horrendous topic.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Wait... what was the joke? Did I miss it? Oh wait no... It's right there. Me. HAHA. Yeah. REAAAALLLL funny -.-
So picture this and you will visualise me:
A tall slim fourteen year old female with perfect brown gorgeous curls that cascade down right over her overly large size-
Okay okay! XD I just wanted to see if I could fool you!
Although I am tall, it does not equal to slenderness or any kind unfortunately. Nope. I like to consider myself a blob of jelly who sits there all day and has all her fat wobbling like an earthquake at the slightest tiny movement. But it's okay because I'm raspberry flavoured!
Oh no! You don't like raspberry?! GAH!
Then... I TASTE LIKE A RAINBOW ;D
You STILL don't want me?! Oh my llama. LEAVE. Right now! Yes you! *watches you walk away in disgust*
Now that we have dealt with this trash *dusts hands* let's move on!
Yes I do infact have long brown hair which actually cascades just to the beginning of my hugely shaped behind GET YOUR MIND AWAY FROM THERE FOOL! but that doesn't mean it's perfect. I ain't no Mary-Sue. My hair is a LOT of work. I guess that is why I leave it unbrushed for up to three days sometimes and just let the birds nest grow so I can capture them and steal their eggs and cook them when I am hungry.
I have freckles. Not just a dainty few lightly dusted across my cheeks, oh no. It's like over my lifetime I have suffered the a million freckle storms and been rained down upon. I have freckles in places you don't even wait to know about! Yet again... YOUR MIND CAN NOT LIVE IN MY GUTTER. BACK AWAY.
My eyes change from blues to greens with my mood like that mood ring I got from my best friend in 2012 but I dropped it in the toilet and got my other friend to help me get it and then it stayed yellow and now sits in my second draw of my dark brown set of draws. COUGHCOUGHCOUGH let us not bring that up! And yes I DO have a terrible cold. Thank you for noticing!
You visualise me yet?
No? Well that's too bad, let's move on to my... personality...
I love to make people smile. I am willing to go to great lengths just to put a smile on someones face. Humour is my fallback plan in life that I use so I know that no matter what kind of shiz is going on, there is still faith that comes with a cute giggly chipmunk laugh. *BAD PUN MADD* Infact I like to share the things I do on youtube so that hopefully I can ever make random strangers laugh or smile as well! Check me out! CA1TE :)
No wait... HEY DON'T CHECK ME OUT YOU DIRTY RAPIST! :P
Sorry once again for being an idiot *shrugs* meh it's a part of who I am I guess ;)
I love anything (just like I say on my keek account: TheShatteredOnes) anything that includes escaping the boundaries of reality. I love to imagine. To create. To look at something and know with strong pride that it was YOU who did that or made that really awesome thing happen, if you get what I am saying? :)
I want to have an 'I love' list but I would be in range of exploding this whole site! Besides if you want to know anything else... Ask of course XD
I confess that yes I am and will forever be a hardcore:
SHEERIO, DIRECTIONER, MIXER, FLATTS FAN & A MEMBER OF THE UNDEAD ARMY
I don't even know the proper fan base names for everything that I love so don't throw a shoe at me if you do know XD Just tell me politely as you can! HOWEVER you COULD throw a shoe! I could do with a new shoe... WAIT! Could you throw the other one too?!
Seriously I adore country and heavy metalish stuff, ya know? However One Direction, ED FREAKING SHEERAN and Little Mix are kind of exceptions because I usually bloody hate all that popular shiz monkey :P
However I do love other things XD Like ANIME
THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS, THE INFERNAL DEVICES, MUSIC, THE OBERNEWTYN SERIES, VAMPIRE ACADEMY SERIES, BLOODLINES SERIES, THE ELDER SCROLLS GAMES, CALL OF DUTY, THE MIGHTY BOOSH, BROMANCES, FOOD, MUSIC, READING, WRITING, DREAMING, CREATING, SINGING, INCEPTION, DEPRESSING STORIES, FLUFFY SOCKS, RANDOMNESS, MYSELF-
okay. So that one was a lie. LOL LET'S CONTINUE!
GREEN APPLES, BERRIES, MY FRIENDS, SELFIES, MUSIC, PIANO, GUITAR, KAZOO, MUSIC, READING, MUSIC, WRITING, MY IPOD BOBBY, MY LAPTOP LAPPY, MY BROTHERS GUITAR JEREMY-
I think I spelt that wrong!
DID I MENTION MUSIC? NO? HOW ABOUT READING & WRITING? *SLAPS THE POOR GUY TRYING TO TELL ME THAT I ALREADY DID* NO? OH THAT'S GOOD. ED SHEERAN. AGAIN. T-SWIZZLE DAWWWGGG, RASCAL FLATTS, LADY ANTEBELLUM, HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD, RED, BREAKING BENJAMIN, SKILLET, KENNY CHESNEY, TROY CASSADALEY, THE JANOSKIANS, CYR, ONISON, PHIL, DAN, SMOSH, RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON, ED SHEERAN, MUSIC, IRRRROOOONNNMMMAAAAAANNNNNNNN, BATMAN, not superman (sorry Louis), POINTLESS BIOS LIKE THIS ONE-
DO YOU SEE WHY I TOLD YOU NO NOW?! GAH!
Too many beautiful things walk this earth
And you are one of them my dear dear friend :3 xx
Figment: @Astra Fairoza
Joint Youtube: @OurShingMeldody
Vine: @Caity Claire
Facebook: Sorry this is the one account I keep private :P
Fanfiction.net- Oh wait. Nevermind.
Phew! You must really love me to have read so far! That's crazy! Feel free to say the phrase 'Chicken's Will Fly' on anyone of these sites to me! WOW! Since when do I have so many! XP I NEED A LIFE!
I truly AM in love with you...
WhoVIAN OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO SAY I WAS A WHOVIAN. JESUS. PHEW.
Who would I be to finish this with a 'lol jks'
One does not simply-OH MY GOD LOTR
Okay look I am just going to have to say goodbye now before I get caught up and blurt out anything else XD
I'm not going to lieTHE CAKE IS A LIE OHHH DEATHNOTE MY SWEET LOVE xxx
Ola to you my friend
STTTOOOOPPPPP I JUST CAME BACK HERE BECAUSE I FORGOT TO MENTION MY LOVE FOR PASSENGER!!!!!!! THE HORROR!!!
Okay, I'm done!
LOVE YOU XX
I forgot to mention my love for JASON WALKER and THE HUNGER GAMES! How could I be this possibly stupid?!
Look... It seems like this will never end because I will never run out of love... So I suppose I better say GOODBYE once and for all yet leave a space below where I can add on things instead! Haha
--(THESE ARE MAGGOTS COME TO EAT YOUR BRAINS JUST SO YOU KNOW)--
*...your mum *slaps own face*
*Slated by Teri Terry ...*giggles* TERI TERRY CHICKEN TERI TERRY CHICKEN TERI TERRY CHICKEN CHICKEN SUB! Hehehehe. Teri Terry! *wipes tear from her eye*
*The Vampire Diaries
*Pretty Little Liars
*The Walking Dead
*Staying awake till 3am in the morning watching youtube
*The Elder Scrolls Series (did I say that?)
*FALL OUT BOY
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