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Joined 04-05-13, id: 4644858, Profile Updated: 08-13-13

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Hi!

I'm a H/Hr Shipper from England and most of my stuff will be Harry Potter, it's the only fan fiction that has ever really captured my imagination. I usually prefer it if the Weasleys are put in the back seat in stories but I am quite partial a good bit of bashing (just Molly, Ron and Ginny of course).

I think that J.K.R made a mistake in the pairings, obviously, otherwise I would not need fan fiction. Ron and Hermione argue far too much and would kill each other on the honeymoon if they ever got that far. Ginny (a.k.a The Potions Mistress) is just a Boy-Who-Lived fan girl (did you read her closing speech in HBP) and I suspect the use of love (or at least jealousy) potions, why would Harry not pay a blind bit of interest for 4 years and then suddenly decide he wants to rip Dean's throat out for snogging her.

I don't know Hermione could have fall in love with Ron given that he has belittled her for 5 years practically non-stop, and then suddenly in 6th year she decides that she is hopelessly in love with him, I don't give a -- for all this sexual tension nonsense, the squabble like me and my brother. I would be worried if I believed in that, since it would seem to show that I am:-
a)Homosexual
and
b)Lusting after and incestuous relationship with my brother
(both of which I am not)
That also reminds me, those who say that Harry should be with Ginny because she looks like his mother, I have two totally separate ways to shut your argument down:-
1)Harry should not be in a relationship with someone because she looks like his mother, that is just gross.
or
2)In reality, Hermione is more like his mother, I know she doesn't look like her, but not only she is exceptionally clever, and muggle-born, but also extremely compassionate like his mother.
Note, these two should never be used together or your argument will fall to pieces.
Anyway, while Ron may have stopped being an insensitive fool and started to be nice to her that is only because that book and the Deathly Hallows showed us that he really hasn't changed at all, and it would not take long for him to stick his foot in his mouth in some way. Their relationship would never have lasted, however, I prefer for it not to have happened at all and so I will tend to get Harry and Hermione together in 3rd, 4th, or 5th years, and maybe a few 6th year fics where Hermione actually stops being horrible to Harry for one second and they grow closer while studying potions from the Half-Blood Prince's book. Some may be set in an AU but expect quite a few yule ball fics.

By the way, Harmony is my OTP, so don't expect any Harry Happy Harem stories.

I am also partial to a bit of Dumbledore bashing.

Moreover, in my stories (if I do any, which I am seriously doubting now) the Death Eaters Antonin Dolohov, Thorfinn Rowle and Evan Rosier will be used a lot, just because I like their names! HA!

By the way, I think that the marauders were more vigilantes than bullies as the books don't explicitly state that they picked on anyone other than Snape, who was a pure-blood supremacist at the time.

A, little more, I think the books are better than the films through 1 and 4 but then the films become better than the books after this. As such, in book 4 or earlier my stories will likely be based on the books, after that the films, even though, Hermione will likely get hit by Dolohov's curse in some of my fics.

I like and find funny Major Comic Relief!Ron or Angry and Jealous!Ron. Sometimes Colossal Idiot!Ron

I used to be a Harry/Ginny shipper, then I realised what true love was. I also believe that HHr was far more likely to happen in real life. I believe that J.K.R used to plot to develop the characters, not the characters to develop the plot, meaning that the emotions are in essence fake.

Does anyone know if anyone has used Guns 'n Roses' Sweet child 'o Mine for a H/Hr songfic. If they have, I would like to read it, it's a great song.

You know you live in 2013when;

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that. You know you did.

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your Kindness will be rewarded.

Wondering if I will ever get around to doing anything with this account, time will tell.

Sorry if any offense was caused to anybody by this, none was intentional.

Keep

Calm

And

Ship

Harmony

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Harry Potter and the Story by Dad by Dad9 reviews
A post HBP book seven substitute started well before DH. It is a HHr book. Ron and Ginny stay likable. I try to stay with the canon as much as possible and will eventually explain all actions and abilities. Please read the intro for more details.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 144 - Words: 983,953 - Reviews: 2384 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hogwarts Battle School by Kwan Li reviews
AU. Voldemort kills Dumbledore but is defeated by a child. In the aftermath, Snape becomes the Headmaster and radically changes Hogwarts. Harry Potter of House Slytherin begins his Third Year at Hogwarts Battle School and realizes that friend and foe are too similar for his liking. Competing with allies and enemies, Harry finds there is a cost to winning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 349,176 - Reviews: 2029 - Favs: 2,510 - Follows: 3,000 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Blaise Z.
Harry Potter and his New Beginning by The Quill of Gryffindor reviews
Starts with Harry's journey to confront Voldemort after the Battle of Hogwarts. The difference is, he doesnt go alone. In King's Cross, Harry finds out that he has been manipulated by many people in his life. But now, he has the chance to go back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,625 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 2,545 - Follows: 3,589 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Stuck Like Glue by HarmoniousHerdFan reviews
What happens when Fred and George find a mysterious bracelet in the Room of Requirement? Hilarity and Love! HHR all the way! In Progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,196 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 7/7/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] George W., Fred W.
The Circle by RandomOmens reviews
Harry will learn about his family and the government of the wizarding world. Then thrust into a tournament he never entered he will seek out innovative ways of conquering the challenges set before him. Starts from Harry's fourth year and goes AU from there. H/Hr. I won't be kind to Ron but I won't bash him either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,193 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Susan B.
Ministry Six by blakekeane reviews
Hermione falls at the Ministry and Harry finally has had enough. A few small changes are made, which results in the war ending much faster. Harry isn't a Horcrux. Pairings are Harry/Hermione , Neville/Ginny, Ron/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,187 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Get It Right by GryffindorHHR1991 reviews
My take at Reptilla 28 Challenge, with my own little additions on top! Harry Hermione Soul Bond, James and Lily survive!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,718 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
What Could Have Been by blackamerican reviews
Set during the fourth year, what would have changed if Hermione and Harry would have had a chance to be together? Harmony all the way! Hermione-centric.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,332 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P.
For the First Time by yueie09 reviews
Harry has never belonged anywhere. He was a wizard and a muggle, a halfblood. He has always been unique and where everybody else says 'special', he replies, quietly in his own heart, 'alone'. HP/HG. DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,166 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggleborn Witch by cwgranger reviews
Starts during Chapter 9 of POA. HHr. After falling off his broom, Harry's feeling towards Hermione have changed. I know it sounds like every other HHr story, but please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,341 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 5/21/2008
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 3756 - Favs: 7,506 - Follows: 3,099 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,803 - Reviews: 5045 - Favs: 5,799 - Follows: 3,251 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Muggle Summer, Wizard's Fall by canoncansodoff reviews
A seventh-year saga that begins one hour after Dumbledore's funeral. Harry gets some unexpected and unexpectedly useful help from the Muggle World...so much that wonders whether the power he knows not is actually the British monarchy! HHr, RWLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 380,866 - Reviews: 2225 - Favs: 2,443 - Follows: 2,482 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3292 - Favs: 3,910 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sleepless Truth by AmyVS7 reviews
Harry and Hermione both have things on their minds – Will confessions, a cut and hot chocolate in The Burrow's living-room one night, lead to a surprise revelation? Set at the start of HBP. H/Hr. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,880 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Summer of Despair and Hope by Golasgil Sindar reviews
Summer after OOTP. Harry is depressed and Only Hermione can help. What happens when she shows up at Privet Drive? Pure H/Hr. Set just after book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 155,999 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 11/24/2003 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
More Important Than Any Broomstick by witowsmp reviews
HHr It's Christmas in Harry's third year. When Hermione causes his new Firebolt to be confiscated, he realizes that she is more important than any broomstick to him. Continues on from there through their fourth year. Technology is 10 years ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 126,376 - Reviews: 2228 - Favs: 3,223 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Found Each Other by The Cold Turkey reviews
All she knew was she had to find him. Aginst all odds she had to find him. A small HHr ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Simply Nine Days by SwishAndFlick31 reviews
Nine days, that’s all they need. From infant to adult, Mum to Dad, right and wrong. Can they handle the agony— by agony I mean joy of parenthood?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,159 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete