zosan to an unhealthy level
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Joined 04-06-13, id: 4647882, Profile Updated: 01-26-16
Author has written 10 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Soul Eater, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and One Piece.

UPDATE oh yeah just so ya know all my fics that are ongoing are going to be finished okay stop asking i may not have updated some in a while but my one piece fanfics Davy Back and Lucky Number 13 are my top priorities right now To Kill A Witch can wait and i feel as if i'm writing the Declaration of Independence right now with this super long run-on sentence

oh mai //blushes

//covers self up with towel half-assedly

you caught me while i was getting out of the the bath

which for me is the river because i'm poor

i would use the toilet but i let a hobo into my box home and he took a massive dump and broke it

don't worry i don't smell that bad i just smell like the a dead squirrels rotted birth canal

(oh my god i'm just finding this so funny like is this my sense of humor please send help)

//ahem

so i herd u like animu? how did i know? how else would you have found me dumbass sheesh

//aHEM

I liek feliciano cinnamunbutt vargas from hetalia

i also like his bruh lovino mcbaester

i also have a dying beetle in the corner of the room named gilbert

(Get it cause he's dying-//shot)

I also liek one piece because it'S COOL OKAY

SHADDUP IM NOT 12

IM COOL AND HIPSTER I'M PROGAMER I PLAYED BLACK COPS AND NUDECRAFT FOR LIEK FIVE MINUTES BIOTCH I'M PRO BRO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I HAVE FRIENDS ALL TEN SEASONS HAHAHA

i'm so uncool my god

//sheds single tear

pleasE TALK TO ME

I'M LONelyno i'm not

i literally have so many friends on the internet and looking at todays society that's all i really want

and need

but mostly want

I ALSO REALLY LIKE MAKING BOLD ITALIC MESSAGES LIKE THIS IN BAD FONTS BUT IT WON'T LET ME USE COMIC SANS SO YOU GOT OFF EASY THIS TIME

i also really really really REEEEEALLLLLLY zosan

zosan is love

zosan is life

i mean

who doesn't like a sleepy swordsman and a cook with anger issues doing the romances

WHO

DOESN'T

//stares deep into your soul

you? lol it's okay you'll join us eventually

i also don't ship sanji x anyone other than zoro and zoro x anyone because yeah

(zoro x luffy makes so much sense and it's cute but it just

makes TOO much sense and at the same time it doesn't

it's cute but no)

(ussop x sanji is so why would you do that

ussop is great but it's just

why shh it's okay it's okay it's okay your ship is cool i just think it's really disgusting for some reason but don't take my word for it because you can't trust someone who ships luffy x meat and not in the dirty way i mean in the dirty way

what)

WAIT

SO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT DO YOU

DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DO SHADDUP I'M TIRED OF ALL THESE LIES

WATCH

ONE PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECE

if you already have then your good go watch it again

STORIES

Allori: Long Live the King

Thank the lord I'm done with this. It was originally only supposed to last five chapters, like One Piece was only to last five years. But also like One Piece, it got more fandom than I was expecting, so I had to dedicate more time to it than I would have liked.

Is this how Oda is gonna feel when he's done with One Piece? Who can say. Hopefully he'll feel more accomplishment than I do. XD

To Kill A Witch

Not supposed to be anything really. I tried to make a bland yet likeable OC. Will be finished soonventually.

Everything else is completed minus those two new fanfics One Piece thing I'm doing. I was gonna make a sequel to this, But I've now put that idea to rest cAUSE I'M A LAZY SON OF A-oh look a butterfly.

A day at the Amusement Park!

A poor attempt at a fluff/romance/one shot thing. I'm pretty sure it got more appreciation than it deserved.

Hasky Becomes President

I know I promised a couple of people another chapter, but I really have no idea what I really wanna do with this hunk of... Whatever it is. I don't even remember if Hasky was in Dragonball Z, even though she is apart of the franchise and was probably in some filler, but I really can't remember. Anyway, I don't plan to add another chapter merely because I don't have inspiration or ideas.

Nausea

I wanted to write something depressing and this is what I managed to do. Not exactly good, but not bad either.

Sunshine

Again, depressing stuff. I'm pretty proud of this though, espcially since it was rushed yet turned out amazingly good. I'd be honored if you checked it. (*Marks 'shameless self-advertising' off my to-do list*)

Raditz's Loss and Reunion

I seriously have no idea what was going on through my head while making this. It was supposed to be about Raditz having a crappy bittersweet reunion with a quickly thrown together OC, sort of going with the old "nothing can overcome love" saying, which was exactly what I got surprisingly. The writing wasn't all that good, but I was a beginner so it doesn't really matter to me.

When God Got Bored

Just a fic showing my distaste for HRE. He never sent letters and never really protected Feliciano like Ludwig does. And bringing up the fact that they were only children, it would make sense if they met later in life and Feliciano still had the hots for Ludwig despite his longer friendship with HRE. Overall I just don't really like the lack of communication between the two, so I made a fic to pair with that dislike. (I don't hate HRE though, he's still a semi-bae)

Davy Back

Uuuuugh, this was just an excuse to torture blondie. And to make a horror crack fic. But mostly just to torture my favourite character because that's how I roll baby.

Lucky Number 13

I wanted attention, I'm not even gonna hide it. And the secret to getting attention is to write a school AU, and so far I've been right. XD

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Davy Back reviews
When a Davy Back fight takes a turn for the worst, it's up to Zoro to save his cook from the hands of the evil all-girl pirate crew. Even if Sanji doesn't want him to.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,549 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 12/6/2015 - [Zoro, Sanji] Luffy - Complete
Lucky Number 13 reviews
Zoro didn't believe in luck. He didn't believe it when he got room 313 of his new college, and he especially didn't believe in luck when he found out who his new roommate was. But when things take a turn, does his disbelief in luck change, and does he begin to fall for this guy? Ha! No way! Love is overrated! Right guys? Haha... right guys?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 12/29/2015 - [Zoro, Sanji] Luffy, Nami
Allori: Long Live The King reviews
Trunks is kidnapped by some not-so-nice aliens from our favorite Sayain Princes past. They're power levels are off the charts and as it seems not even Goku could beat them! What's even worse is that Vegeta is deathly ill and no one knows whether he'll wake up or not. With circumstances like these, you might want some help, and Tarble knows the perfect person to go to.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,261 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [OC, Yamcha] Bulma, Tarble - Complete
To Kill A Witch reviews
Eikey Shimomo never expected to return to Death City. Especially with a certain story telling duck-penguin hybrid. And supposedly, he used to be human. Eikey makes it her duty to return him back to normal, but will her plans change once Asura trailing? What will Death City do now that it's greatest villain's sanity has returned, but so has his hunger for souls as well? Who knows!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,165 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Black Star, Death The Kid, Maka A., Soul Eater
When God Got Bored reviews
God got bored. And when God get's bored, shit get's real. And when shit get's real, shit get's REAL. So, the big man himself decided to send the the blond young man down to Earth without his consent. And with that, the now 23 year old Lars Wielschmidt was shot down to Earth faster and more violent then a French prostitue doing a blow job. And that's fast. (Very Onesided HREIta)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - N. Italy, Germany, Hungary, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Nausea reviews
Ivan had had too much to drink last night.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2015 - Russia, Latvia, Ukraine, Belarus - Complete
Sunshine reviews
It seemed as if it was only yesterday, all those years ago. It was August 6th after all. And as much as Feliciano hated to admit it, it had been sunny that day. (Oneshot)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2015 - N. Italy, France, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Hasky Becomes President reviews
Remeber Hasky? Well as the title suggests, she becomes president. *REQUEST*
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Complete
Raditz's Loss and Reunion reviews
The day Planet Vegeta blew up, Raditz goes through a terrible loss. But happiness returns when he dies. Who knew you could find happiness in death? Humor/Romance/Tragedy
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [OC, Raditz] - Complete
A day at the Amusement Park! reviews
Trunks and Marron go to the amusement park.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2014 - [Trunks, Marron] - Complete