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100 Rules of Anime:

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4. * Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. *NOTE: Sometimes, Anime heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a "Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything. First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first. Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass. First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the "Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss. First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage. Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds, the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape. Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvers. *Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. *Also, acid has been known to work just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song. First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren't...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy". First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect) Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors. *Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome "Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably: 1) be female. 2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation. 3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologicallyappropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them. First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow. Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage. *Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows, or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of QuintupularAgglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are: 1) The Hero/Leader 2) His Girlfriend 3) His Best Friend/Rival 4) A Hulking Brute 5) A Dwarf/Kid Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include: 1) Extreme Coolness 2) Amazing Intelligence 3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious dimension is commonly called "Malletspace". First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get and vice-versa. First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys" witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later, your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect"). First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame, wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s) to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter). Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws 44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys" witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters (usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons for this are: 1) They forgot that the person is telepathic. 2) They just don’t give a damn. The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are: 1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else. 2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic. 3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald, wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits. First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid, etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late. First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use it against the "Good Guy". Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military device without one of the following events occurring: a) The control device being broken. The control device being taken by the "Good Guy". c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just "fooled" by the "Good Guy". d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance, resulting in two outcomes: a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me look. A negative charge will result in the hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7 for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them. (Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto [OVA] have a seemingly endless supply of willing girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot couldn’t get a date despite [or because of] their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract, except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall. *(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. *(see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation- First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least 500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping". Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb. of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will *always* be offset by an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis. First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and lethality of the maneuver. Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. *(see Laws # 37, 49, and 65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime characters will either: a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws [e.g., slowdown and exposition]), Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a position to ravish beautiful girls, or c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the elements, etc. *(see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole (horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become possible. First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack. Usually this results in: a) The hero escaping. Clean-up for the underlings. c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water, rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following characteristics: 1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples. 2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and up... completely... despite the fact that they might havea tight and/or sensitive vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death! First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following him around is there because: 1) It’s his girlfriend’s. 2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so. 3) Chicks will dig him more. Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because: 1) It’s her boyfriend’s. 2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so. 3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...") First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is, but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the skin of the tentacle... Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect). Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other, sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage begins to occur. First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or spaceborne, have the following crew members: 1) The captain 2) His Lieutenant 3) Various female technical staff 4) A hotshot pilot 5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not) 6) The Doctor 7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not) Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include: 1) Extreme coolness/luck 2) Amazing Intelligence 3) Incredible irritation 4) Extreme cuteness 5) Irresponsible drunkenness 6) Homophobicness 7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love. No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

Created by Insane Advocate and his two friends. Aswell as various internet sources


TOP 10 ANIME/MANGA QUOTES

''I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good! Nightmare to you!'' Super Saiyan Goku (Dragon Ball Z)

''Weaklings will stay weak forever. But weakness is not evil, since human beings are weak creatures to begin with. Alone, you feel nothing but insecurity; that’s why we form guilds, that’s why we have friends. We walk together in order to live a strong life. The clumsy ones will walk into more walls than the others, and it may also take them longer to get there. If you believe in tomorrow and put yourself out there, you can naturally obtain your strength. That’s how you will be able to smile and live strong.'' Makarov Dreyar (Fairy Tail)

''The true measure of a shinobi is not how he lives but how he dies. It’s not what they do in life but what they did before dying that proves their worth.'' Jiraiya (Naruto)

''I want you to be happy. I want you to laugh a lot. I don’t know what exactly I’ll be able to do for you, but I’ll always be by your side.'' Kagome (Inuyasha)

''I don’t want to conquer anything. I just think that the guy with the most freedom in this ocean is the Pirate King!'' Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)

''I want…to change things. I want to believe that anything can be changed. The moment I met you, a new world opened up for me. You see, after wandering in the darkness for so long, a light brought me happiness. It’s all thanks to you.'' Chrono (Chrono Crusade)

''If you only face forward, there is something you will miss seeing.'' Vash the Stampede (Trigun)

''We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine, and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even if that time comes, let’s not disappear like a firework, and continue to shine forever.'' Hitsugaya Toushiro (Bleach)

''Don’t be so quick to throw away your life. No matter how disgraceful or embarrassing it may be, you need to keep struggling to find your way out until the very end.'' Clare (Claymore)

''Even if I die, you keep living okay? Live to see the end of this world, and to see why it was born. Live to see why a weak girl like me ended up here… And the reason you and I met.'' Sachi (Sword Art Online)


FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.


Copy and Paste this if you've done all of these Before!:D

1.) Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, and then remembered.

2.) When you were younger, drew the sun in the corner of the paper.

3.) Closed the fridge door really slow, just to see when the lights went off.

4.) Tried to balance the light, between the ON & OFF.


List of Son Goku Techniques (Canon)

Energy-based Techniques:

Ki Blasts - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Ki_Blast

Invisible Eye Blast - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Invisible_Eye_Blast

Destructo Disc - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Destructo_Disk

Kamehameha - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Kamehameha

Solar Flare - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Flare

Homing Energy Wave - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Double_Tsuihikidan

Saiyan Aura Blast - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Saiyan_Aura_Blast

Spirit Bomb - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Spirit_Bomb

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Martial Techniques:

Dragonthrow - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Dragonthrow

Full-Nelson - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Full-Nelson

Hasshu-ken - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Hasshu-ken

Crazy Fist - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Crazy_Fist

Rock, Scissors 'N' Paper - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Rock_Scissors_%27N%27_Paper

Tornado! - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Tornado!

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Speed and Movement Techniques:

Flight - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Flight

Afterimage Technique - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Afterimage_Technique

Instant Transmission - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Instant_Transmission

Kaio-ken - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Kaio-ken

Mid-Air Stop - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Mid-Air_Stop

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Offensive Techniques:

Can You Follow Me? - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Can_You_Follow_Me%3F

Kaio-ken Finish - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Kaio-ken_Finish

Kaio-ken Attack - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Kaio-ken_Attack

Meteor Blast - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Meteor_Blast

Meteor Combination - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Meteor_Combination

Kiai - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Kiai

Spirit Shot - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Spirit_Shot

Now I'm Really Mad! - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Now_I%27m_Really_Mad!

Meteor Impact - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Meteor_Impact

Dragon Hammer - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon_Hammer

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Supportive Techniques:

Fusion Dance - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Fusion_Dance

Ki Transfer - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Ki_Transfer

Ki Sense - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Ki_Sense

Telepathy - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Telepathy

Telekinesis - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinesis

Energy Shield - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Barrier

Mimicry - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Mimicry

Power Stance - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Stance

Power up to the Very Limit - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Power_up_to_the_Very_Limit

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Transformations:

Great Ape – http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Great_Ape

Super Saiyan - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Saiyan

2nd Grade Super Saiyan - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/2nd_Grade_Super_Saiyan

3rd Grade Super Saiyan - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/3rd_Grade_Super_Saiyan

Super Saiyan 2 - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Saiyan_2

Super Saiyan 3 - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Saiyan_3

Super Saiyan God - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Saiyan_God

Saiyan beyond God - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Saiyan_beyond_God#Saiyan_beyond_God

Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan - http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Saiyan_God_Super_Saiyan


List of Naruto Uzumaki Techniques (Canon)

Jinchūriki Transformations:

Initial Jinchūriki Form - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Jinch%C5%ABriki_Forms#Initial_Jinch.C5.ABriki_Form

Version 1 - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Jinch%C5%ABriki_Forms#Version_1

Version 2 - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Jinch%C5%ABriki_Forms#Version_2

Sage Mode - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Sage_Mode

Partial Transformation - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Jinch%C5%ABriki_Forms#Partial_Transformation

Tailed Beast Mode - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Jinch%C5%ABriki_Forms#Tailed_Beast_Mode

Nine-Tails Chakra Mode - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Jinch%C5%ABriki_Forms#Nine-Tails_Chakra_Mode

Six Paths Sage Mode - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Six_Paths_Sage_Mode

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Ninjutsu:

Sexy Technique - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Sexy_Technique

Shadow Clone Technique - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow_Clone_Technique

Summoning Technique - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Summoning_Technique

Rasengan - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Rasengan

Transformation Technique - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Transformation_Technique

Naruto Uzumaki Combo - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Naruto_Uzumaki_Combo

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Nature Transformation:

Wind Release - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Wind_Release

Fire Release - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Release

Earth Release - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Release

Water Release - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Release

Lightning Release - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Lightning_Release

Lava Release - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Lava_Release

Magnet Release - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Magnet_Release

Boil Release - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Boil_Release

Yin Yin Release - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Yin_Release

Yang Release - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Yang_Release

Yin–Yang Release - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Yin%E2%80%93Yang_Release

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Other Techniques:

Cooperation Ninjutsu - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Naruto_Uzumaki#Cooperation_Ninjutsu

Fūinjutsu - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Naruto_Uzumaki#F.C5.ABinjutsu

Taijutsu - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Naruto_Uzumaki#Taijutsu

Senjutsu - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Naruto_Uzumaki#Senjutsu

Truth-Seeking Ball - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Naruto_Uzumaki#Truth-Seeking_Ball

Sensory Perception - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Naruto_Uzumaki#Sensory_Perception

Intelligence - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Naruto_Uzumaki#Intelligence

Other Skills - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Naruto_Uzumaki#Other_Skills

Stats - http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Naruto_Uzumaki#Stats


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Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,550 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 4/28 - Goku, Bills, Whis, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman
Kill La Kill: Dragon Remix by Swat-Bees
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Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24
Son of Sparda DxD by DarkAkatsuk1 reviews
Imagine Dante's surprise when a bizarre development in a mission gone awry leads to him discovering a new reality, complete with all the things he'd expect in his own world… Except he's a teenager once again and has no apparent way back home. Well, if he's given a chance at living his youth again, he may as well make the best of it. Doesn't make his debt problem any better though…
Crossover - Devil May Cry & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,986 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Dante
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Crossover - Devil May Cry & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,176 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 4/6 - Dante, Rias G., H. Akeno, Raynare
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Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,582 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 10/10/2014
Warrior of Remnant by Spartan Grey reviews
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RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,300 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Ozpin, Jaune Arc
Steel Savior by Knight of Kesem reviews
When Shirou makes a Contract with Alaya in exchange for a life, he is poised to walk down the same path his counterpart did long ago. But instead of becoming a Counter Guardian, he is thrust headfirst into a dying world where Magecraft never existed and the Three Factions maintain a tenuous peace that seems all too likely to break.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,453 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 4/8 - Shirō E.
Dragon Ball: The Bond of Brothers by Kidan Yoshilda reviews
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Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,308 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 4/26 - Goku, Gohan, Naruto U., Kushina U.
Halo Infinite by NickKap reviews
During the initial stages of the UNSC's Operation LAND GRAB, Gunnery Sergeant Eddie Buck will experience a life-changing event. Meanwhile, in a city in the sky, Booker DeWitt tries to bring back the girl to wipe away the debt.
Crossover - Halo & BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,979 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 8/20/2013 - E. Buck, Booker D., Elizabeth
Ben DxD by Cybertramon001 reviews
The Gods of the DxD Universe foresee the need for a great hero. One that can adapt to all situations. One that has saved his Universe a dozen times. Pity that they decided he'd look better as a girl. Join Ben 'Bri' Tennyson as he/she helps the House of Gremory and all the problems a girl could face. And figure out how to change back. Rated M for swearing and nudity.
Crossover - Ben 10 & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 206,638 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Ben T., H. Issei
The Saiyan Lost Through Time by Super Kamehameha reviews
Chi Chi dies of natural causes and Goten is born a year before the Cell Games. When Goku teleports off of Earth, right before the explosion, he is sent through a portal that leads to a different Earth than the one he knows. Goku learns of the Sekirei Plan and tries to end it without killing anyone and getting back home to his world. Possible Buu Saga retelling later. (Goku x Harem)
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,261 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 96 - Published: 5/6 - [Goku, No. 01/Miya A.]
Unique Bonds: Dragon Ball Z Meets Medaka Box by ShenMV reviews
Some time has passed since Beerus The God Of Destruction visited earth. But Since thin Son Goku has been having side effects from becoming a Super Sayian God. He try's to handle it without the aid of the Dragon Balls but it over all sends him to another dimension. And he lands right in Hakoniwa Academy. He joins a few important people on there journey while he looks for his friends
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Medaka Box/めだかボックス - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30 - Goku, Vegeta, Medaka K., Zenkichi H.
My Darling, You're Disgusting by Forbidden Void reviews
Today was March twenty second, his sixteenth birthday. He had invited everyone to come have a birthday party, his first, at his house. He had saved up all his money to buy a cake and some mild snacking foods, nothing much, but just enough to be considered special. But every single one of them rejected. And now, he was cutting at his own surprise birthday party.(Might continue. R&R)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 2/18 - Kenny M. - Complete
Total Drama Island: Reloaded by elijahmasters2015 reviews
AU. Total Drama never happened. Elijah Masters is a failed moviestar who has now made his way to reality TV. Twenty teens will spend their summer at Camp Wawanakwa competing for one million big ones. This is Total Drama Island, and Elijah is their host. SYOC! Apps are now CLOSED.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,612 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 4/20
Golden Ashikabi by Saito Uzumaki reviews
Naruto Uzumaki just wanted to live a simple life, he didn't even care if he wasn't a shinobi. He just wanted to own a cozy house, and live the rest of his life in peace. Well, that dream for a simple life busted into flames now that he is involved in a maniacs game that involves beautiful women fighting for the right to stay with their...wait..."Why the hell do I have wings!"
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,215 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 251 - Published: 4/4 - [Naruto U., No. 01/Miya A., No. 07/Akitsu, No. 88/Musubi]
Dragon Ball Z: Altered Xenoverse reviews
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Crossover - X-overs & Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 3/8 - OC
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