Poll: Who should be Ben's fighting partner be in Open Mouth, Self-Insert Foot? Vote Now!
Author has written 7 stories for Pokémon, and RWBY.
The Darkmoon has risen from the darkness of culture to bring y'all the most delicious fanfiction possible! I like to specialize either action or lemons, but I will always put my humourous touch in. So you have been warned: my stuff is adult oriented, so I suspect most of my readers will be around 14 years old. And second warning: I'm into some weird shit. If you have read the three lemons I have out, one is twincest, one lesbian incest, and the new one is futa x harem. Soooooooooo, yeah. And I go to church every week.
I was attempting to do a sort of weekly schedule with a theme, so that Monday would be PokeMonday, Tuesday would be RWBY Tuesday, maybe a World Domination Wednesday, you get the idea. But that kinda failed really quickly. So now it won't be weekly, but I will still update on the them days: Pokémon updates will be on Monday, RWBY updates will be on Tuesday, if I ever get that Soul Eater fic up it'll be on Saturday.
And oh yeah, did I mention I am making FAN FICTION VISUAL NOVELS!?!?!? I am attempting to create visual novels and/or audio books from various works of Fan Fiction, starting with my collab with thetimewalker2237. I will slowly be getting people to voice act and making the visuals. I should have a sort of prototype out soonish on my Youtube channel: Fan of Fiction. All I have up right now is my RWBY reaction vids. If links works:
At first it will only be fics I pick, but eventually I will be accepting submissions to make into VNs. I will need to read it and make sure that everyone working on the project is ok with it. And sorry, but since this is going on Youtube, any lemons will have to be edited out. Sorry.
If you want to help in another way, I can use artists, voice actors, animators, even musicians. I will put up a link to the auditions page once I get that up. Any help to make this awesome idea a reality will be greatly appreciated.
If you want to read a nice lemon, here one I made in collab with Timey on his profile: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8763172/1/Poke-le-mon-The-Great-Lemon-Adventure
I thought it would be nice to give everyone a place to see how far I am with my writings. I'll try to keep this updated so you know how far I am with all my projects. But remember, shit happens, so I won't always get things out when I want. I expected to get out a good prank chap for April fools, but here I am weeks later and haven't even been able to touch it.
Open Mouth, Self-Insert Foot Chapter 5: 2874 of a projected 4000 words
Genetic Sequence: The Hunt Arc Chapter 02: 890 of a projected 5,000 words
Poke(le)mon: The Great Lemon Adventure Chapter 4: 811 of a projected 10,000 words
Super Extra Secret Project of 'Mazing Lemony Goodness: 5,666 words of a projected 20,000
Halloween Colors Chapter 2: 2,520 words of a projected 8,000
The Hottest Day of the Year Chapter 3: 0 of a projected 12,000 words (I know I promised, and I will get it out I swear)
I'll be updating this as I work on shit. And it is ordered how I am prioritizing my time, so expect Open Mouth to go up first. Unless Timey can't write again.
Here are a few ideas I have for future projects. I know I have a lot on my plate already, but these ideas are just way to good to ignore! Some of these are actually other peoples (mostly Timey's), but ones they said they probably won't get to. Wait, idea! If you like an idea here, just take it! Make what you will with it! Just tell me your doing it so I can read your lovely works! Please! Don't let these stories die in an abyss of ignorance!
Wolfbatman Beyond (Avatar LOK crossover with Batman BEYOND themes): Idea developed from the Wolfbatman meme, where Sokka dressed up as Wolfbatman, saving Republic City from evil-doing supervillians using the resources and tech of Wang Enterprises (Wang Fire went on to be a business man after he left the army). This story builds off that universe with the LOK setting years later, and Asami somehow discovering Wang Fire's secret as being both Wolfbatman and Excouncilman Sokka. Then the death of her mother causes her to take up the mantle of WOLFBAT(wo)MAN!
Long Shot (Young Justice x Batman Beyond crossover): Idea originally thetimewalker2237's. Artemis's daughter, an archer-superheroine that goes by the name Longshot, transfers to Gotham High and meets Terry. Their superhero alter egos team up to track down Artemis' killer. Set course of events for the Justice League to reform the TEAM, with those two at the lead.
Genderbender (Soul Eater lemon): When they went into the book of Ebon, the first sin they faced was lust and they changed gender. What if it did a little more? You know, like uncontrollable lust, for instance? I was gonna pair Tsubaki and Soul cause Tsubaki was confirmed to be the horniest in the group and Soul is just SO cute as a girl!
A RWBY x Soul Eater crossover: the idea here is a replacement crossover where some of the characters from Soul Eater are replaced by characters from RWBY. Ruby would replace Maka and wield Soul (cause scythe), Blake would replace Black*Star and wield Tsubaki (cause ninja), and Weiss would replace Kid (cause heir) and wield, uh, one of the swords? Was his name Clay? And Yang would either get the Thompson sisters or the Pot twins as weapons. I think the weapons would look like the RWBY versions, just cause I think they look cooler. Plus Soul would get a ranged attack!
One Too Many Scary Stories (RWBY): after reading some horror books, Blake starts having nightmares. Soon the nightmares take hold in waking. Basically, Blake is getting haunted. The specter starts as shadows, but then after sapping her energy enough it takes the form of Adam and starts to become real as she slowly fades to nothing. The spirit is try to gain life, by slowly leaching it from her.
You Are Not The One (Pokémon): A fully fleshed out ghost story about the Lumiose ghost girl, involving the hints from the train station.
The Origin of KUR (Secret Saturdays): An origin story for the power of KUR. Back in the days of the ancient civilizations of Eden, Atlantis and Lemuria, a scientist by the name of Kevin U. Madar created monsters to first save the world from itself, and then grew mad with power to take it over. Somehow the efforts of his friends Tsul Kalu (can't spell) and Gilgamesh were able to seal him away, but only after the lose of the great civilizations.
KHIII: Speculative story of the plot of Kingdom Hearts 3. I plan on making it as realistic to what could happen as possible, but I might do a few impossible things like put Remnant as a world or something, just cause.
These next two are kinda just sick jokes, but I thought I'd put them here cause they are technically story ideas, if only for April Fools Day:
Where do babies come from (Magic School Bus lemon): A look inside the body while either Wanda or Phoebe are a-babymaking. I'll actually make it education and teach about fertilization and that stuff.
The birds and the bees (Go Deigo Go lemon): Deigo stumbles upon bonobos in mating season and Alicia has to explain it to him. Then they get it on. You should be able to tell by now I have an incest fetish. Either that or the chimps.
And check out the forum for a cool project I came up with: ULTIMATE DEATHBATTLE SHOWDOWN TOURNAMENT! It's based on the Deathbattle series by Screw Attack, and the basic idea is to have as many authors as possible work on this super-crossover tournament where we each write as our favorite combatants duke it out in fight to the death! I call Ruby!!!!
RWBY Weapon generator gave me: Ben 's weapon will be a tonfa combined with dual-wield sawed-off shotguns .
MINE ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!
Now for a few lovely compositions from the great Vihart!
The bowl and the laser bat:
The bowl and the laser bat went to town
On a lovely burnt umber Segway!
They took hot pockets and plenty of sprockets
Wrapped up in a tasty entrée!
The bowl looked up to Orion above,
And sang out of key:
"What a nice laser bat you be, you be!
What a nice laser bat you be!"
Mary had a laser bat:
Mary had a laser bat, laser bat, laser bat
Mary had a laser bat, whose eyes exterminated.
And everywhere that Mary went, Mary went, Mary went
Everywhere that Mary went, her bat echolocated.
Twinkle, twinkle little star (update)
Twinkle, twinkle little star,
I don't wonder what you are.
You're a giant ball of gas
So you can just go kiss my... face.
Yes your an exploding mass
of Hydrogen in outer space.
An Ode to Copy Write Law:
q*composer gives up hope, slams head onto keyboard, and considers the futility of reason*
One Blind Mouse:
One blind mouse, one blind mouse,
Has expensive lawyers
And lobbyist who take advantage of a congress that perfectly represents its people but being apathetic to everything that doesn't personally affect them as they allow a single companies greed to single handedly destroy our culture
Mary had a little lamb (second remake):
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went, Mary went, Mary went,
Everywhere that Mary went, her lamb was sure to go.
Then someone burned down Mary's house, Mary's House, Mary's house,
Someone burned down Mary's house, but she'd been dead before.
She'd been dead a hundred years, hundred years, hundred years,
She'd been dead a hundred year, her lambs been dead for more.
Twinkle, twinkle little star (second remake):
Twinkle, twinkle little star,
I don't wonder what you are.
We've got science, we've got math!
You're a giant ball of gas!
Also your not sentient,
So singing to you is bizarre.
Twinkle, twinkle little star