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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

. I'm really more of a fan than a writer.. If I really like something then I comment!

I may write something new, eventually. But for now I'm just browsing.

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Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 157 - Words: 708,527 - Reviews: 9259 - Favs: 3,734 - Follows: 2,849 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 9/4/2005
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13281 - Favs: 16,890 - Follows: 15,865 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30057 - Favs: 16,312 - Follows: 14,431 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 287,186 - Reviews: 4037 - Favs: 4,603 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Right Hand Path by Sophiax reviews
Merope survives to raise her son, Tom Riddle. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,252 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Merope G.
Warrior's Heir by Osireia reviews
DEAD. Harry is thrown into a world where purebloods are condemned, Tom Riddle is the Boy Who Lived, and the Dark Lord is someone he'd never suspect. Will his emerging abilities be enough? Should he support Riddle - or the Dark Lord? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,771 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
In Need of a Hero by thepenspal reviews
When Lily Potter translates a spell that can bring someone with the power to defeat Voldemort into their world, the last thing she and the order expected was a skinny seventeen year old Harry Potter. Story is back and will be finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,197 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 2,455 - Follows: 3,317 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Harry P., James P.
Elda Kundu, Kurutar: A Wizard's Tale by Jess S1 reviews
During the summer after fourth year, Harry makes an innocent wish that takes him to a different world. He needs to find a way home, but first he has to decide where his home really is... LOTR/HP. There & Back Again - Rewritten
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 96,563 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/17/2008
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 2,929 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew... Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,661 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 2,503 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Heir of Slytherin by RJLupinFan reviews
A vanishing cabinet... an enchanted necklace... the Chamber of Secrets... and one very young, very dangerous, and ever so handsome Dark Lord. Hermione tries hard to send herself, Harry and Ron back to their own time, but Tom Riddle has other plans. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 106,257 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Lose Yourself by AvocadoLove reviews
A what if scenario: What if Zuko had been caught and brainwashed by the Dai Li while in Ba Sing Se?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Zuko - Complete
The Apple Falls Far by AvocadoLove reviews
AU past S1 The Storm. A warrior is stoic. A prisoner deserves no mercy. Sokka never questioned these rules... until now.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Deepest Reflections by Kurinoone reviews
Harry gets a chance to see what his life would have been like if Wormtail had betrayed them fully that Halloween night. He swaps his universe for the cannon universe. Canon compliant up until the fourth book. Book Three of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 418,604 - Reviews: 4895 - Favs: 2,358 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10296 - Favs: 12,590 - Follows: 5,168 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Fated Chance by Euonym reviews
It happened because of a game. That's it. Nothing more. But Fate doesn't like to lose, and if winning means sending a few people back in time, so be it. Harry Potter will be given a second chance. WRITTEN PRE DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,404 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Wise One: Book Three: Being by FarenMaddox reviews
Harry and Dumbledore race to destroy Horcruxes, but does Dumbledore trust Harry? Hermione's help is invaluable, but how far will Harry allow her to go with him? And if Harry refuses to kill Voldemort, how is a teenager going to stop the Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 256,212 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 128 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
All The World Is A Toy by AvocadoLove reviews
Every important lesson Azula ever learned had been by playing with her toys.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Azula - Complete
A Rather Bad Day by KafkaExMachina reviews
Another slightly different take on the First Task. Lets just say a prank got a bit out-of-hand. A rather... large prank.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 98 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter recommends by swanpride reviews
Because of a chance meeting in a toy store, the Dursleys get the opportunity to utilise Harry's fame. Whereas they get more and more money to spend, he ends up living as a prisoner in his own house. AU, No Pairings, Translated by DracaDelirus THANK YOU!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,984 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tom Riddle, Hogwarts Champion? by RJLupinFan reviews
Tom Riddle - the new face of Hogwarts? Watch through the eager and somewhat bias eyes of one, Ron Weasley as he faces his first task. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Ron W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Rosalie's Revenge by Consultant by Day reviews
We know Rosalie killed her assailants; this is the story of how she did it. Peek inside her brain as she stalks the men who brutalized her, becomes friends with Edward and falls in love with Emmett. 11/23: Now complete. All characters, etc. S. Meyer's
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 68,744 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
The Wise One: Book Two: Awakening by FarenMaddox reviews
Harry & Sirius have returned to England to join the Order in combatting Voldemort's rising influence. Harry, in the guise of an unimportant student, struggles for an identity. Can a teenager with a destiny have a normal life, with friends and loves?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 148,535 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Uncle and Son Trip by AvocadoLove reviews
It seemed from the moment Zuko met his uncle, he had been stepping in where his own father would not.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Midlife Crisis by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort may be an evil dark lord, but even he can appreciate the opposite sex. Too bad they don't appreciate his serpentine body. But hey, that's what Polyjuice is for… right? Features Voldemort in a muggle club and identity theft.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Rewritten by KafkaExMachina reviews
Severus Snape is given everything he ever wanted. Still, what kind of family produces a child like Petunia? Had Lily survived, who would she have turned out to be? Dark, not my usual story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
The Wise One: Book One: Becoming by FarenMaddox reviews
When Sirius Black escapes Azkaban and 8-year-old Harry Potter disappears, the world is thrown into upheaval. What will Britain and Harry be without each other, and who will face the Dark? You only THINK you've read this before. I guarantee you haven't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,300 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unexpected End by Gryphon494 reviews
Harry decides to end the battle with Voldemort. And he does it in the only way he knows how...with a bang. Sorry if it is a bit unbelievable. I tried to keep them in character.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Tea With Destiny by AvocadoLove reviews
After the shock of Lu Ten's death, Iroh makes a fateful journey into the Spirit World. The tea there is exquisite, but the company may give Iroh a run for his money.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Iroh, Zuko - Complete
Lavender Browns Complete Guide to Getting Your Man by LovesReading2 reviews
Please R&R! Its not what you think. Harry and Ginny grow closer, and Harry learns more of the power the Dark Lord knows not. Its funny and romantic lots of snogging and crazed fan girls. H&G plus an added touch of R&Hr. Romilda & Lavender are evil!kinda
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,251 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Me, Myself and Hermione by KafkaExMachina reviews
After losing Hermione, Harry finds a way to return to the past. Problem is, he's twenty-five, she's sixteen, and so is Harry. HHrH Challenge-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,104 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 126 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Hidden Hero by EveBB reviews
AU What if Harry knew he was a wizard and about the prophecy before he went to Hogwarts? What if he was kicked out of the Dursleys and decided to attend Hogwarts disguised as a muggleborn? Harry Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,065 - Reviews: 2889 - Favs: 3,303 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Life and Times of Ginny Weasley: Sixth Year by CoolGirlEmily reviews
Ginny is just a normal 6th year, right? She may be a smidge on the sarcastic side, but other than that she's your average witch! ... so why is she pregnant with Harry Potter's child?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,822 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
A Little More Time by Jess Pallas reviews
DH Spoilers Was it possible to save two lives without altering history? Was it possible to given them a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,353 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Slashing Harmony by KafkaExMachina reviews
So... Harry's gay. In a bar. With Draco. Almost your standard gay!Potter fic except for one thing... pie. Probably not M but it's safer that way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 2,928 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Twinkle in His Eye by witowsmp reviews
A look into Dumbledore's motivation for his actions after receiving the prophecy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
A Part of Me by Kurinoone reviews
Harry tries to adjust to his new life without Voldemort. But sometimes your past refuses to stay in the past. Book Two of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 271,565 - Reviews: 5292 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Nineteen by oony reviews
What really happened nineteen years later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 272 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7064 - Favs: 6,740 - Follows: 1,947 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
If I Were a Superhero, I would be by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Hermione goes on a one week exchange. Back at Hogwarts, wacky hijinks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 103 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 361 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Keen Observer by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Time Turner by Lyra Pendragon reviews
What happens when the Marauders, Lily, and Snape are sent to the future? They meet Harry, they learn about their own pasts and wonder if James and Lily were drunk when they got married, oh yeah, and they get caught by Voldemort. preHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 66,113 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 9/2/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Time Turners Are NOT Snitches by Gwilwileth of Imladris reviews
I'm going to kill Sirius for this." " What's a tanning bed?" "Marine cut?" The Future is not prepared for the Mauraders.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 10/7/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
To save the future by Tropic reviews
i know bad title don't let that fool you though, anywayz Harry and Remus go back to 1977 to stop Voldemort from kiling Lily and James. RR
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/6/2004 - Published: 10/4/2003 - Harry P.
Harry Potter & That Darn Time Turner by Hermione Eveningfall reviews
Harry Potter cannot believe his luck when he recieves a phone call from Hermione Granger, asking him to come and spend the rest of the summer. Unfortunately Hermione has made an illegal time turner that goes haywire! rating change explained in a/n--ch.13
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,969 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/18/2003 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
If Ron was King by Laterosecitcat299 reviews
Be afraid...Be very afraid... first story written jointly by Laterose and citcat299. Guys in pink bunny suits, hoorah!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/10/2003
Harry Potter and the Unforgettable Year by Pixi's Ghost reviews
Harry Potter has had some unforgettable times, but this will top them all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2003 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Secret of Azkaban reviews
Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts. Not being written currently.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 10/4/2003