El Mustachio Grande
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Joined 04-07-13, id: 4650335, Profile Updated: 06-18-13
Author has written 8 stories for Hunger Games, Parodies and Spoofs, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

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Usu@lly my BFF(Heartbreaker 20012) helps me wr!te, though I'll post !f so when she does. Enjoy my/our stor!es @nd R&R. Ple@se no prof@n!ty, though !f you h@ve @n !de@ or ch@nge th@t m!ght help the story be better, I'll def!n!tely look more !nto !t.

I love @ll mus!c.

I love to re@d @nd wr!te.

I love to d@nce.

I love One Direction! (Peace to @ll those D!rect!oners out there!)

I w!ll not put @ny !mport@nt !nform@tion for the re@son of !dent!ty theft.


Oh, @nd one l@st th!ng...

!YOLO! (You Only Love One Direction

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EVERYTHING BELOW THE LINE BELOW WAS BORROWED/COPIED AND PASTED FROM "LoveGarden22" SO ALL RIGHTS GO TO HER. SHE'S REALLY COOL SO CHECK OUT HER STORIES AND PROFILE (LISTED IN MY FAVORITE AUTHORS.)


Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people who read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."


Listen everyone. Whether you are a cold-hearted person who does not care or someone who has a warm heart, listen up:

There are people out there, who have insane minds that kill people every year

Do you want to be the next victim?

Or do you want to stop terrorism and gun-violence?

It you agree to stop gun-violence or any other act of terrorism, copy this onto your profile


A little girl walked home one day, wearing long sleeves and long jeans, hiding something.

You decide to follow her, and text your mom you are going out with some friends for a few hours

You follow her, her hood is down, you can't see her face

The little girl walks inside, but with a grim and sad look on her face

The little girls walks inside, then you begin to hear crying, coming from her

You wince when you hear the crack of something upon flesh

You begin to tear when you hear a young voice cry out

"Please stop!"

You wish you could walk in there and take her home with you, to protect her from the violence her parents bring upon her with that deadly whip

The next day, you read in the newspaper, that a little girl in 2nd grade, died of horrible injuries to the arms, legs, face and back. This young child died of child abuse. You then realize that the little girl in the paper, was the same girl you followed home last night

Please everyone! Every year, thousands of children die of child abuse. Please help end this horrible conduct! Copy and paste this onto your profile if you wish to end child abuse forever

96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Seven days without GOD will make one weak.


If reviews get your heart racing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...Post this on your profile if you hate racism

if you think girls and boys are equal human beings, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you konw taht you can raed mix-up wrods vrey esialy if the frist and lsat ltetrs are in the rgiht palce? If you could read that, copy and paste this into your profile.

There was a man who was rich, staying at a really nice hotel. One day when he was walking home from work, there were three girls from seven to fifteen telling people that they would do anything for them to get paid. They were clearly poor and had no where to stay. The man asked them if they would do anything for him if he paid them twenty dollars each and the girls agreed. He gave his hotel card to the three girls and told them to go to his room and he would be there soon. While the girls went, he went out to buy buckets of ice cream and candy and movies for them to watch. He went back and the whole night he treated the girls to room service and sweets, playing games and watching movies. If you believe the man did the right thing and that there is good in everyone, copy and paste this into your profile.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft. --Anon

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

Boys are like Slinky's . . . useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.


Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes and Facts of Life

The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' (if I HAD one . . .)

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

Whatever you are, be a good one.

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

Belief gets in the way of learning.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

Cynics are made, not born.

What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.

Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing!

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more.

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .

When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.

If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me.

Don't pop my bubbles. I'll get depressed.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang", I don't think you'd kill too many people.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, but Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.

The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.

It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?

Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .

I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either.

Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.

I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . .

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants don't you?

"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

"The Writer must write what he has to say, not speak it." Ernest Hemingway

"Treasure's not just silver and gold, mate." CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow from The Curse of the Black Pearl

"That makes you...Chartman!" CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, At World's End

"My ship is magnificent and fierce and huge...ish and...gone. Why's it gone?" CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, At World's End

"I say they're vegetarian, you say "grrr". I say can we talk about it, you say "grrr". That's not what I call communication." Sid from Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

Sid (Ice Age): " Boy, for a second there, I actually thought you were gonna' eat me!

Diego: " I don't eat junk food.

Sid: " I thought you were gonna'... I thought you were gonna'... were you?"

Prince Humperdink: " Sorry, I've got a marriage to plan, a wife to kill, a man to frame for it, I'm just booked! "

I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

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You have to love all those useless copy and paste thingymabobbers:

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you aren't ashamed to do this, Please pass this on. Jesus said, "If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father."

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Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes, Paste this on your profile.


Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile


Oh Wow. I claim to be a PJO fan, yet I have no quotes from PJO. Why, you ask. Well, I'm too lazy to remember them all. That' is why. But rest assured, I love PJO.

Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Octavian. Camp Jupiter's royal a-hole.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Iapetus. Percy's Titan friend who is called Bob!

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Camp Jupiter


Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.


Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

Please if you would,Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as"Try Not To Cry"2) Don't send it, and you have just proven howcold-hearted you really are


If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.

Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me. I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see.

T'was Grace that taught my heart to fear and Grace my fears relieved. How precious did that Grace appear the hour I first believed.

Through many dangers, toils and snares we have already come. T'was Grace that brought us safe thus far and Grace will lead us home.

The Lord has promised good to me, His word my hope secures. He will my shield and portion be as long as life endures.

When we've been here ten thousand years bright shining as the sun. We've no less days to sing God's praise then when we'd first begun.

-Amazing Grace

Copy & Paste This If You Believe Christianity is NOT Just A Religion It's A Relationship Let Your Lights Shine Bright For Christ Is To Return Soon Love Jesus


This One's For The Girls

If someone insults you say 'How sweet thanks for noticing' and walk away

If someone says you'll die old and alone say 'No I won't I'll have my cats'

If your not as pretty as the most popular girl in school her beauty is only skin deep your's is on the inside that's where it counts

If you'd rather read then party GREAT

If you like to jump in rain puddles and don't care about your clothes your not alone

If your a geek scream it from the roof tops

If your a nerd be proud of your brain and if your a gerk... well you get the point


Girls

Are Like Apples

On a tree. The best ones

Are at the top of the tree. The

Boys don't want to reach for the good

ones becasue they are afraid of falling and

getting hurt. Instead they get the rotten apples from

the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at

the top think there is something wrong with them.

When in reality they are amazing.They just

have to wait for the right boy to come

Along. The one who's brave

Enough to climb

all the way

to the top

of the tree!


Deck of Cards

It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't been heard.

The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week.

As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk.

Just then an army sergeant came in and said, 'Why aren't you with the rest of the platoon?'

The soldier replied, 'I thought I would stay behind and spend some time with the Lord.'

The sergeant said, 'Looks to me like you're going to play cards.'

The soldier said, 'No, sir. You see, since we are not allowed to have Bibles or other spiritual books in this country,

I've decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards.'

The sergeant asked in disbelief, 'How will you do that?'

'You see the Ace, Sergeant? It reminds me that there is only one God.

The Two represents the two parts of the Bible, Old and New Testaments

The Three represents the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost.

The Four stands for the Four Gospels: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John .

The Five is for the five virgins, there were ten, but only five of them were glorified.

The Six is for the six days it took God to create the Heavens and Earth.

The Seven is for the day God rested after making His Creation.

The Eight is for the family of Noah and his wife, their three sons and their wives -- the eight people God spared from the flood that destroyed the Earth.

The Nine is for the lepers that Jesus cleansed of leprosy. He cleansed ten, but nine never thanked Him.

The Ten represents the Ten Commandments that God handed down to Moses on tablets made of stone.

The Jack is a reminder of Satan, one of God's first angels, but he got kicked out of heaven for his sly and wicked ways and is now the joker of eternal hell.

The Queen stands for the Virgin Mary.

The King stands for Jesus, for he is the King of all kings.

When I count the dots on all the cards, I come up with 365 total, one for every day of the year.

There are a total of 52 cards in a deck; each is a week - 52 weeks in a year.

The four suits represent the four seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter.

Each suit has thirteen cards -- there are exactly thirteen weeks in a quarter.

So when I want to talk to God and thank Him, I just pull out this old deck of cards and they remind me of all that I have to be thankful for.' The sergeant just stood there. After a minute, with tears in his eyes and pain in his heart, he said, 'Soldier, can I borrow that deck of cards?'

Please let this be a reminder and take time to pray for all of our soldiers who are being sent away, putting their lives on the line fighting for US.

Prayer for the Military.

Please keep the wheel rolling. It will only take a few seconds of your time, but it'll be worth it to read on...

Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands.

Protect them.

Bless them and their families.

I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior.

Amen.

When you read this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our servicemen and women all around the world.

There is nothing attached, but this can be very powerful.

Of all the gifts you could give a Soldier, prayer is the very best one.

Do not stop the wheel, please -- just send this on.


Female come backs pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Man: Can I borrow your phone? I have to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing! Woman: Can I borrow yours? I have to report that the mental hospital is missing one of its patients.

PLEASE post this and if you don't your a cold heartless person!!!


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Dear Wayne by Little Bean reviews
This is my take on Cal's story when his brother, Wayne, joined the army and left the shelter of their small town. It explains why he didn't write to his brother, and shows his struggles of loss and how his life was affected when Zachary Beaver comes to town. Enjoy!
When Zachary Beaver Came to Town - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Complete
FanFiction? Not Anymore! by silentwolf111 reviews
3rd fic in the 'Not Anymore' series. Hephaestus has done it again! This time, he has found FanFiction, a website in which the gods publish their (not-so-great) writing! But what happens when a mysterious person starts leaving harsh flames on the gods' stories? One thing's for sure; things are going to get ugly.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 30,117 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete
Reunion by Coralina Liew reviews
Leo Valdez sees Echo for a second time. *Takes place in the time between Mark of Athena and House of Hades* Leo/Echo
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Leo V. - Complete
HG Grenade Parody by K-the-Queen-of-Typos reviews
I was bored one day and wrote this. Since it's here I might as well post it. You can sing it on Youtube just tell me first! Katniss is singing it.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
I'm Peeta and You Know It! by Brooke Waters reviews
A parody from Peeta's POV of "Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO. I didn't add the 'wiggle' parts, though, because I didn't think it was appropriate for Peeta and couldn't think of anything else. Sound off in the reviews!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Status Updates by TyedyeLongshadow reviews
How The Hunger Games went down, Facebook style.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,220 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
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The Hunger Games Bible reviews
This is the first chapter of "The Hunger Games Bible". This one is of the Ten Commandments- Hunger Games Style. This is my first chaptered story, and don't exactly know how to organize this sooo... yeah, I'll try. Anyway, enjoy and R&R! T just in case.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Pres. Snow, Katniss E., Gale H.
A Letter to You reviews
This is a letter to Katniss and Peeta's great, great, great, great, great, great grandchildren telling them how they became friends with Percy and Annabeth's great, great, great, great, great, great grandchildren. This is a long story. There are no chapters because it is in a letter format. You guys, the readers will be the ones the sender is writing to. Have fun reading XOXO! R&R.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Percy J., Annabeth C., Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The House of Hades (well, my version) reviews
My friends, I'm starting off from where my best bud, Rick, left off- with Percy and Annabeth, though. Percy shows his emotions falling through Tartarus and shows us all that, even being a hero, you go through hard times. This is my first non-parody story written ONLY by me, no friends or anything. This took a while and I worked my hardest with all the details. My best yet, I think.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Locked Out of Nando's - A One Direction Parody reviews
Hey-hi! This is yet ANOTHER one of my parodies (dedicated to One Direction's Niall Horan). This one is a parody of the song Locked Out of Heaven by Bruno Mars. If you're a true directioner, then you should know that Niall LOVES to eat and that his favorite restaraunt is Nando's, where they sell chicken, his favorite food. R&R!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Complete
One Thing (One Direction) Hunger Games Parody reviews
This is a Hunger Games parody of One Thing by One Direction. It's obvious I love the Hunger Games as well as One Direction. So, if you're someone like me, this is the song/parody/story for you. My friend, the same one I put her story up for (The Girl on Fire has a New Desire), helped me with the first verse, but I wrote the rest. Enjoy!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Peeta M., Katniss E., Cato, Thresh - Complete
The Girl on Fire has a New Desire reviews
I am Peeta Mellark, trying to win Katniss Everdeen's heart, as well as save her from the all horrible, contagious, sickening disease by the name of... One Direction Infection. Can I do it? Take a look and find out! This is my friend's story, not mine. She let me put it on my account since she doesn't have one. Some of her stories will be on my account. Thank her! Rated T.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M., Gale H. - Complete
Come Away to the Water Hunger Games Parody 2 reviews
This is the second chapter of The Hunger Games Parodies. This is a parody of the song Come Away to the Water by Maroon 5. It is about going on the train to the Capitol. I, El Mustachio Grande created this parody. I hope you enjoyed the previous chapter, this one, and future posts. :) Rated T just in case.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Abraham's Daughter Parody of The Hunger Games reviews
This is a song parody of Abraham's Daughter, a song on the soundtrack of the Hunger Games Movie. Made by myself and my friend named Heartbreaker 20012, this is a great read and you'll love it. We worked hard and hope you enjoy our first post. We will be making more song parodies to go with the scenes of the book/movie in each chapter, so keep up! ;) Rated T just in case.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Katniss E., Prim E., Peeta M., Effie T.