Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Kuroshitsuji, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Voltron: Legendary Defender, and Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.
Name: Lauren Principe
Pen Name: Lauren Principe
Nicknames (for friends): Nightmare, Nightshade, Nightmareling
Nickname (for YOU DEAR READER): Chiaro
Nationality: English (Maybe a little Canadian)
Relationship Status: Single
Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
Other sites i'm on: Pottermore, Wattpad, YouTube, Facebook, Wikia, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram
Past Usernames: Waterlillies-I-LOVE-JACK-FROST, fire-lillie fireneze, Princess Freeye Fireneze, My-world-IS-Harry-Potter, InnocenceIsMyElement, NightSongRune, VenomArcher, Orion's Melody
Other sites Usernames:
Youtube: Lauren Nightling
What i'm currently listening to: My Chemical Romance, Black Veil Brides, Panic! At The Disco, Greenday and Bastille
Favourite song/s/music/music genre:
LISTEN TO THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!
My friend on FanFiction.net is FallenAngelLucia
…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end…
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
…he's got forever to think of them, right?
…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
…than any elf, and most humans.
…In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin…
…the last real Marauder...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
…a incredible husband and brave hero…
…as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.
…In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
…and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody…
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
…and scared the crap out of some kids too.
…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
…despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.
…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
…Harry's actual first friend…
…who lived and died soaring
If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, The Dawn Is Breaking, LazyShadowNin, bluebookbutterfly, Gryffindor.girl.for.life, ravenslythgryffhuff, chocolatecheesecakes, JupiterPisces.
If you're in denial over Tonks and Lupin's death's copy and paste this into your profile. Oh, did they die? No, no, I heard something different. They both lived.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like to pretend that Fred Weasley never died, copy and paste this on to your profile. He didn't die. He didn't. What makes you think that he did? Don't try to change my mind. HE DIDN'T DIE. Why pretend when it's TRUE.
Harry Potter Oath
I promise to remember Tonks
Each time I knock something down and when I’m hyper.
I promise to remember Harry
When someone grows up with no love.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I'm out of town.
I promise to “Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good”
for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius's sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Dumbledore
At the thought of the greater good.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
I promise to remember James and Lily
when someone dies before their time.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
I promise to remember Narcissa
When I’d do anything for family.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ron
when someone is jealous.
I promise to remember Hermione
When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years.
I promise to remember Neville
When I stand up for what is right.
I promise to remember Luna
When I meet someone who is a little off.
I promise to remember Hedwig,
Who lived and died soaring.
I promise to remember Percy
when ambition gets the best of me.
I promise to remember Hagrid
When one is wrongly blamed.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
I promise to remember the Marauders
When a friend says “Call me and I’ll be there.”
And I promise to remember the death eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know
Percy Jackson Pledge
I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes after me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says free 'pony ride'
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone how doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever I see a limo pass by my car
Yes I promise to love PJO
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the PJO lovers know!
Now swear it on the River Styx!
If you have an addiction to Percy Jackson and the Olympians, copy and paste this to your profile and put your Fanfic name: invisible dolphin, alexis-daughterofposeidon3, elfqueen13, ChiaroAve
If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name
xXthe shadow huntressxX
The New Ace of Spies
PJO fan: PERCY!
HP fan: “Eats Gilly-weed”
When rain suddenly come…
Mortal: Damn it!
PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus!
HP fan: Accio umbrella!
Mortal: Oh My god!
PJO fans: Di Immortales!
HP fan: Merlin’s pants!
Mortal: Shut up!
Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you!
Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater!
Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom!
Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW!
Beckendorf: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you!
Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar! (They’d steal everything away.)
Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life!
Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life!
Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines!
Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife.
Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or I and my buddies will have a stampede on you!
If you are addicted to demigods and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
-You go to the Empire State Building and you drive the guard nuts by asking for the 600th Floor.
-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”.
-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
-You burn food to see if it smells good.
-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”.
-You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
-You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
-Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
-Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
-You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
-You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in -a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.
-You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
-You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
-You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!).
-You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?!
-Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
-When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
-You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
-You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
-You sometimes try to control water.
-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
-Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.
-You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.
-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.
-You are a PJO character for Halloween.
-You Recite lines randomly from the books.
-You find a PJO reference for everything.
-When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
-You have dreams about PJO characters/events.
-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
-Every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
-Every time you play dodge ball, you bring a suit of armor.
-You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
-You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
-Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!".
-You stuff your other books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJO stuff.
-When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera.".
-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!".
-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?".
-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!".
-When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.
-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies.
-You pray to Athena when you don't study for a math test.
-And when you flunk said test, you blame it on her irritation on Percabeth.
-When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.
-You write PJO fan fiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
-When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
-You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.
-You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades, etc.).
-You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.
-You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
-You spend time doing pointless research at, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
-You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
-You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
-You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.
-You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.
-Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
-You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
-You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.
-You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85% chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.
-You create a new nickname for Percy, such as Pajamas because his initials are PJ.
-You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come you're 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.
-You lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!!".
-You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite.
-And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena).
-You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.
-You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (this is for Nico-obsessed people. I am not one of them!)
-Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
-You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians.
-You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.
-You get other people obsessed.
-You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.
-You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.
-You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.
-You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, TLO, PJO, LH, SoN, MoA, HoH, BoO and HoO and use it in conversations.
-Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.
-You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS
-When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.
-Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”.
-You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?".
-When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I have any experience).
-When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.
-You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.
-You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…".
-You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.
-You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.
-You know which pages the good parts are on.
-You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
-You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
-You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
-You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (THANATOS).
-You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
-You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
-You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
-Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
-You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
-You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
-The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”.
-You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
-You curse a god/goddess a lot. (Ex:"Oh my Gods" and "What in Hades name are you doing?" and "What in Hades name am I doing?").
-You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.
-You know PJO better than most sane people.
-You have links to every great PJO site.
-You add things to the list every day.
-You know what you would do if you were Percy.
-You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (Absolutely NOT!).
-At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.
-You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (but I don’t have a golden drachma).
-You give friends and yourself a godly parent.
-You are trying to learn Greek. (AND FAILING.)
-You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
-You think of Percy every time you see a dark haired green-eyed boy.
-You have an instant crush on Nico! (MUCH CRUSH.)
-You just have to research more about Greek mythology. (I legitimately believe in the Greek Gods, so...)
-You want to learn Latin.
-Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over.
-You have taken every test you can find about what demigod parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to.
-You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO.
-Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree.
-You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them.
-You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says son/daughter of name-of-disliked-god/goddess. You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.
-You own every single book.
-You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.
-You call yourself a demigod.
-You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real.
-You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.
-You've called someone you know a satyr.
-You name your pet fish Clovis.
-Your Harry Potter obsessed family members think you're a freak because you prefer Percy Jackson. Me: HARRY POTTER SUCKS!!!!! GO PJO!!!
-You see ‘Pier 1 Import’ and you think it says ‘Piper 1 Import’.
-You freak out because your History teacher is Canadian.
-You send a 10 page long e-mail to Rick Riordan telling him how awesome the PJO series is. Me: Ohh!!! I should do that!!
You go to a book shop and find a whole wall full of Percy Jackson books and you're nearly crying. Me: If I saw a whole wall full of PJO books in a book shop I'd nearly cry and be furious. Or make up an excuse about why the wall is full of PJO books.
-When you think you saw something and your friends convince you it wasn’t there you think you may be a half-blood or can see through the mist. (But the joy disappears when they tell you it was a joke).
-You repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth.
-You are completely convinced one of your female teachers is a fury.
-You say, "OH MY GODS!" and "What the Hades?" on a regular basis.
-You blame Poseidon for bad weather.
-You swear, "OH STYX!" then look apologetically at the sky (better safe than sorry).
-Whenever you go to a PJO site in the US (such as the Hoover Dam or the Air and Space Museum) you yell "PERCY'S BEEN HERE!" to the tourists.
-Demand your family to have a group hug every week (Hera's watching...).
-Blame Athena for bad grades.
-Ask the flight attendant if Zeus is in a good mood before entering the plane.
-Glare at doughnut store chains and blame it on the Hydra.
-Carry “Hermes” vitamins whenever you go get a pedicure as a safety precaution.
-You start a conversation with guinea pigs (they used to be men, after all).
-Whenever you see a spider, you curse Arachne.
-You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
-You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
-You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
-You go to the Hallmark store and say you need to get a father’s/mother’s day card for your godly parent. Me: How would you send the card to them?
-When people ask you to play capture the flag, you ask if magical items are allowed.
-You refuse to lie down on a waterbed.
-You ask surfers in Bermuda if they know Poseidon.
-You go to CVS and ask for Hermes vitamins in gummies.
-You have done at least 10 (Or more) of the above things.
-You are so obsessed with the couple Percabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabethism! (Amen!)
-You could think of at least 20 more things to add to this list.
-You're convinced that all anti-PJO fans have taken a dip in the river Lethe, which explains their brainwashed views on PJO.
-You dream of Percy and other PJO characters every night.
-You think this list could go on into infinity (which I do).
-You stalk Rick Riordan to DEATH!
-You compare one of your best friends to a PJO character.
-Your friends decide to “start over” and one says “I’m Bob,” and you instantly say “Hey Iapetus!”.
-You fall asleep in class after re-re-re-re-re-reading Chapter Three in LT and you dream you and your classmates are in a bus WITH Percy and Grover, and the Minotaur throws the bus in the air.
-When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuff Oreos' cause Ares gave them those with a backpack in LT.
-You relate a High School Musical song to Apollo (references to the sun).
-You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name.
-You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth".
-You try to talk to horses.
-You try to summon the dead.
-You try to summon lightning.
-You try to breathe underwater.
-You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement.
-You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them.
-You pray to Aphrodite 50 times a day, praying to get that cute girl (Or guy! Or both!) to like you.
-When you got that new cat, you made sure that you didn’t just adopt the Nemean Lion.
-When you look for a dog to adopt, you look for one with 3 heads.
-You can recite off the top of your mind every single monster mentioned in any PJO book.
-You find yourself making maps of Camp Half-Blood.
And that's how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS
Things that I think are Important:
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), mewmewgodess (Canada), KiaraWangWilliams (Canada), Stitches on a Zeppelin (Canada), DaIvanbraginski (Scotland), CheesyBirdie (Wales), Ginygroov (Philipines), Poseidon's Slytherclaw Erudite (USA), ChiaroAve (England)
A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away.
If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.
PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! BOLD THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU
I'm into THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a butt (I took out the curse word)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not do anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I WEAR GLASSES or RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling butt
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a lesbian
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I MUST just be Emo
I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy obsessed stalker.
I FOUND THIS LIST AND COPIED IT INTO MY PROFILE IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP STOP SOCIAL LABELS, SO I MUST HAVE NO LIFE.
Oh, Ria, Circle. I can see you both doing the Best Friends parts:
Friends will make plans with your parents before they come to your house.
Best friends will barge through the door and yell, “I’M HOME!”
Friends will bring you your homework when you’re home sick.
Best friends will stuff it down a paper shredder for you and then blame it on their dog.
Friends will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Best friends will kick the whole crowd’s butt that left you.
Friends ask you to write down your number for them.
Best friends have you on speed dial.
Friends have to be told not to tell anyone.
Best friends already know not to tell.
Friends will help you when you’re lost.
Best friends will give you bad directions and screw with your compass.
Friends will go with you to a concert.
Best friends will help you kidnap the band.
Friends will hide you from the cops.
Best friends are probably the reason they are after you.
Friends will bail you out of prison.
Best friends will be sitting next to you saying, “We screwed up, didn't we? But dang... that was awesome!"
Friends will find you your Prince Charming.
Best friends will find him, kidnap him, and then bring him to you.
Friends will comfort you when he breaks up with you.
Best friends will call him and whisper into the receiver, “Seven days…”
Friends will help you learn how to drive.
Best friends will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect the insurance.
Friends borrow your stuff for a few days and then return it.
Best friends have had your stuff for so long they’ve forgotten it’s yours.
Friends will leave when they feel insulted.
Best friends will forgive you even if you don’t know what you said wrong.
Friends will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.
Best friends will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry.
Friends will offer you a soda.
Best friends will dump theirs on you.
Friends will console you when your house catches on fire.
Best friends will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen.
Friends will ask, “Hey, are you okay?”
Best friends will ask, “All right, who gets to feel my big stick this time?”
Friends think you’re insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline.
Best friends are jumping right after you.
Friends come over every couple of months for a sleepover.
Best friends are your weekend boarders.
Friends are shy around your boyfriend.
Best friends will tease him until he blushes redder than a fire truck.
Friends call you crazy for running through the bleachers yelling, “IT’S PICKLE TIME!”
Best friends say, "NO. IT'S CUCUMBER TIME!" and then run with you.
Friends will be crying at your funeral.
Best friends will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you.
Friends will ignore this.
Best friends will repost this crap!
Anyway Please read my stories. The summaries may be bad but most of my stories are good and please review. I don't know if I'm doing anything wrong or whether or not I should continue if you guys don't review.
Thanks for reading!
Hey guys!!! I deleted most of my stories now so if you favourited/followed/reviewed on one of the stories I deleted, I'm so sorry!! But I just wasn't feeling them anymore. They weren't fun to write anymore. I had gotten a few hate reviews on a couple and it just confirmed my thoughts of deleting them. Besides, it has been so long since I last updated or since I posted the first chapter, that I had forgotten the initial plot for each chapter. I was even confused with some of my own characters now that my writing technique and my actual writing has improved greatly. So I'm sorry.
If you were one of those few who reviewed/favourited/followed, then I thank you for that and again, I'm sorry.
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