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PLEASE never EVER go on fuck yeah south park yaoi tumblr page. You will be horrified o-o I've warned you. Now I shall save some of those pictures, hehe.

Once a great man said "The underpants gnomes are taking my underpants!". That great man was Tweek o-o

SOOOO I like Fairy Tail and South Park fanfics :3

My favourite pairings from SP are

1Creek (obviously lol) :333

Staig

Style

1Twenny :33333

Stenny

etc etc. Basically any pairings involving the characters Craig, Tweek, Kyle, Stan and Kenny. o_o

I think any pairings involving Butters or Cartman are disgusting o_o I'm soorry but bleurgh

AAANNYYYWAY

Fairy Tail pairings I like are any ones tbh. My favourite is GaLe tho :3

Oh yaa I've also watched Death Note but haven't read any fics coz I'm too scared of what I might find lol :b. I've also watched Naruto.

Hehe, imagine going up to L when he was in uni with Light and saying 'Hello, L. Or should I say Lawliet' she deviously smirks xD can't imagine the reaction.

Wellll. I am a pegasus o_o and my bestfriend is a unicorn and my other best friend is a pegacorn :3

I like cat faces. And nyan cat. And dubstep and nightcore :3

I have a really long list of things I dislike so I will not bother.

Team Creek! she says

Meow.

Rawr


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
Im friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.


What is my life o_o


Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company.

He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."

The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets.

He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"

One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?"

The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub." The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."

The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either.

His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends!!


HAHAHAH thats funny

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My Best Friend by Gumball2 reviews
My First Fanfic. Stan is gay, however when he confesses it, he is brutally murdered by a gang. However a deal with God sends him back to Kyle, but is scarred from the abuse. Can Kyle help him? Slash. Style. Rated M for language, violence, rape, and sexual content.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,962 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Silent Mind by Predominantly Normal reviews
Craig can't love. It's beyond his ability to show remorse, regret, or emotion. Emotion is Weakness. And Weakness is suicide. He doesn't care about anyone, not his father, not the pathetic little town he's been forced to live in. That is, until he meets a Mute Schizophrenic boy named Tweek. But Tweek has a secret; Nobody can hear him when he speaks. Except Craig. VERY LONG HITUAS
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,781 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Tweek T., Craig T.
The Strange Attraction Syndrome by tiffanybane reviews
So much for Craig being asexual.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 175,288 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T.
You're Not Fine by IDRC reviews
Tweek gasped and I snatched my hand back. "I said leave me alone!" A tear rolled down my cheek and I, quickly wiped it away. I turned to go but Tweek's voice stopped me. "Why, Craig? Why won't you just talk to me about this? I could've helped you. I c-could've prevented this." He sobs. "Please, Tweek, just stop." Sequel to My Parent's Cafe
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 62,428 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Apprehension by IDRC reviews
"Because if you do dump him and keep using your powers then he's gonna kill you." "WHAT?" "Yep, he's out to protect those powers and if he thinks you're just going to abuse them then the only way to keep them safe is if you're dead." "You're kidding… Not Kenny…" "Yeah, Kenneth, you think he's so awesome but this whole time he's been playing you, man." "I gotta go. Bye, Craig."
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,336 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Craig T., Kenny M., Tweek T.
Light Got 'Sick' by Alex Areho reviews
Feeling quite dominant today, L decides to take matters into his own hands by calling in 'sick' for Light, to satisfy his own sexual tension, but will Light allow himself to be the uke for the day? After Shower Time.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,172 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Light Y., L
My Parent's Cafe by IDRC reviews
"Dare," Clyde gives a big, evil grin and Craig's face scrunches up in curiosity then worry and fear which is shocking because he doesn't usually care about anything. But, apparently Clyde knows something. About Craig. And he's gonna use it against him. "I dare you..." His eyes flick back to me. "to kiss Tweek!"
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,573 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Shower Time by Alex Areho reviews
What happens if you take to many showers with someone who you don't like and is a suspect of being Kira...(Edited)
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,105 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Gone but Never Forgotten by eddiehead reviews
Something happened 5 years ago, it destroyed the boy's friendship group - or at least Kenny thinks it did. Is there a chance that wounds can heal, friendships mended, loves rekindled. M for later chapters - Mainly K2 and minor Stendy throughout
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,920 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Secret reviews
When Tweek accidentally kisses his crush, Craig, will it be all forgotten or will it bring secret emotions to Craig? I suck at reviews so please just read :) Slash. Rated M for later chapters.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,748 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T.
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