Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.
Age: I'm 20. Yeah, I'm young. But I bet on my long forgotten innocence I've lived through more than people years my age. Trust me.
Gender: I'm a dude. I likes to get drunk and run over cows when I'm under the influence (true story lol).
Height: Proud to say I'm six feet tall and relatively well built. Dad says is 'cause my genes are made of the same vitamins steroids are. Well, that and my ungodly metabolism.
Known languages: English, Spanish. Both are practically the leaders of the known world, surpassed only by Mandarin (more than English speakers) and Hindustani (more than Spanish speakers). But I'll be honest! I don't have the slightest interest in learning Mandarin or Hindustani (no offense). I'm just not interested in their culture. Japanese however, I will learn someday! Their culture fascinates me!
I like reading books, watching anime, playing video games and playing sports from time to time.
I hate girls that ask for my number. Don't ask, I just do. According to my mom, I have commitment issues. Why would I need commitments? I'm 20. (This sounded a lot less presumptuous in my mind... hmm...)
The hell is up with all the Yaoi in this site?! Either we have a lot of gays in this site (which I'm perfectly fine with), or we have a lot of people in the closet, who wish to explore their sexuality through literature. Which I find... ambiguous? Unless they're women, then I'd find it strangely arousing. But please stop putting Naruto with Sasuke mān!
I have serious trouble finding a good fic to read. I try looking for those with high favorites and the works. But unfortunately, well written fics are a minority in this site. And for some reason, most of them are not very popular and hard to find. What the hell man? Is shitty writing a thing here? Don't get me wrong, though. Some of those high rated fics turn out to be good. But they are rarely well written.
NaruHina's overused you say...? Well, I am nobody to question or prejudice your opinion. But hopefully, you won't do so with mine either: Fuck-You. That is all. Wait, I don't think that's an opinion. Perhaps, an insult? I smell a conspiracy in the works... O.o!
Ever tried mixing Jack Daniels with Buchanan's 21, Red Bull and Monster? Don't. I shit you not, I tripped six times on the same rock and lost my phone on the fifth. Oddly enough, I found myself talking with one of my Exes (I still love her lol!) 'till five in the morning with another phone. I have yet to find the owner of said device...
I've had this urge to write a story where Naruto is born with intense green eyes and a prodigious ability with the Mokuton... I have no idea why, I just do.
My opinions on...
NaruHina IchiHime stereotype (I'm an IchiRuki, mind you): I really don't get this. Perhaps, because I lack the ignorance of the common folk who think they know all (this sounds awfully familiar...). I mean seriously, just because I love NaruHina (and I mean love!), does it mean I have to love IchiHime? Derp, no. I believe a relationship is all about chemistry, and Ichigo and Rukia have it. Don't get me wrong, I love Orihime, she's adorable! But she's just not for Ichigo, that dude needs Rukia, we've seen it countless times.
Bashing: I find bashing pointless. But hey, to each their own, right? I mean, if you hate a fictional character that much, well that's you dude. I personally hate no Naruto character. Or any fictional character for that matter.
Hyūga Hinata bashing:... I... I just don't get it... It boggles me just... Why?! Ok, I'll approach this from a logical standpoint. Some people develop a flawless ideal, which drives them to hate the character because of the fan-base behind it (It's a psychological thing). I get it. I really do, otherwise I wouldn't have bothered to even post this. I'll start by saying that yes, the NaruHina Taxing Department is indeed a bit, eccentric (but you shouldn't generalize because of it!). But that by no means, should it drive you to hate a fucking fictional character so much!
Haruno Sakura bashing: See, this is the same as the one above. Only on a global scale. For some reason, the hate she receives is so much, that if you don't hate her, it's considered a crime by more than half of the Naruto fan base. I don't hate Sakura, I happen to think she's cute in her own way. I also love her fluffy pink hair. OH, but above all, I think her eyes are abnormally beautiful. I have a thing for chicks with green eyes lol.
Uchiha Sasuke bashing: Another character that is quite frequently targeted by a lot of people. Some people hate him because he's a whiny little emo, others hate him because... they could, I guess.
I love Sasuke, no homo. I believe he's an amazing character. I can understand the dude's reasoning. How? Read along...
1) I can understand his hate and confusion because I actually take the time to place myself in his position. I can see myself going apeshit if my elder brother, who I idolized, has our parents dead at his feet with a pool of blood stretching to my spasm inducing figure. All the while claiming he killed them. I'd love to see anyone smiling after witnessing something like that... Here's a quote from Sasuke that Kishimoto indirectly poked you haters with:
"If you think I'm just a foolish kid ruled by his emotions, that's fine. Following Itachi's path would have been too childish, the whispering of fools who don't know hatred. If anyone else tries to ridicule the way I live, I'll slaughter everyone they ever cared about. And then maybe they'll understand what it's like to taste... a little of my hatred." - Uchiha Sasuke.
2) I would definitely leave my nation if I see an opportunity to grow stronger elsewhere. Especially If I feel my home is no longer an asset, but a hindrance towards my goal. The hindrance being Naruto and Sakura. Some may say they could be of use to kill Itachi, but that's the thing. I have to be the one to kill him, a one on one. If not, then what's the point of everything that has happened so far? (Do not misunderstand, I also love Itachi!)
3) Then, after finding out my home was the one responsible for everything in the first place, I wouldn't hesitate to set the town ablaze and let the motherfucker burn! I mean seriously, I found it uncharacteristic that Sasuke didn't burn the damn place down himself. Because if the village had done that to my family, I wouldn't hesitate to burn it down with Amaterasu. Now, some may say that he was an ass for trying to kill Sakura and Naruto, and I agree. But seeing as the dude was infested by the Curse of Hatred at the time, he couldn't help it. He saw them both as an obstacle, as such, they needed to be removed.
Awakening chapter 19; Hinata's clothes: http://jinbae.deviantart.com/art/Hinata-s-Casual-Fashion-314274074
Furyan OC: Takahashi Miyuki 8-9 years old: http://dangermayer.deviantart.com/art/Miyuki-8-years-old-291527747 (Props to the creator, of course.)
Furyan OC: Takahashi Miyuki 12-13 years old: http://dangermayer.deviantart.com/art/Naruto-OC-Miyuki-in-movie-9-314117985
Awakening Chapter 32 Progress: 34% (someday, this chapter will be finished... someday... =.=)
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