Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
Age: I'm 21. Yeah, I'm still relatively young. But I bet on my long forgotten innocence I've lived through more than people years my age. Trust me.
Gender: I'm a dude. I likes to get drunk and run over cows when I'm under the influence (true story, not fond of the memory).
I have the world record for worst memory ever to grace this humble blue marble of ours. I feel no pride in this. T.T
Like Itachi, I consider myself a pacifist. Still, this doesn't mean I won't kick your ass if you abuse animals right in my face. It's happened before, and it will happen again.
I'm pretty fond of pistols. My first one was at the age of fifteen, a .38 super, and boy did I enjoy dismantling the little sucker. I ended up memorizing the location of every component inside of it. Then again you have to if you want to reassemble it properly. You do not want leftovers after putting a gun back together.
I have serious trouble finding fics I can bear to read. I try looking for those with high favorites and the works, but unfortunately, well written fics are a minority in this site. And -for some reason- most of them are not very popular. What the hell man? Is shitty writing a thing here? Don't get me wrong, some of those high rated fics turn out to be good, but they are rarely well written.
Ever tried mixing Jack Daniels, Buchanan's 21, Red Bull and Monster? Don't. I shit you not, I tripped six times on the same rock and lost my phone on the fifth. Oddly enough, I found myself talking with one of my exes (I still love her lol!) 'till five in the morning with another phone. I've yet to find the owner of said device...
I've had this urge to write a story where Naruto is born with his mother's purple eyes and a prodigious ability with the Mokuton... I have no idea why, I just do. (I've started it. Oddly enough, it's turned out to be my most popular fic yet.)