Author has written 6 stories for Justice League, Danny Phantom, Batman, and Young Justice.
If you love KodiakWolfe13 more than you love Fanfiction, paste this into your profile. (Kodi is my twin-sister! :D)(I love to stalk her! I like watching her sleep, and *whispers* I even know where she lives. Don't tell her that, though! ;)
Before you read my profile, read the best review I've ever received in my entire life! *dies of happiness all over again* I LOVE YOU SO FLIPPIN MUCH, BUDDY!
I'M TOO BUSY BEING HAPPY AND THROWING A PARTY TO CARE I BROKE WHATEVER SCHEDULE YOU HAD. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN MY FACE WHEN YOU WENT AND DID IT CAUSE I LOOKED- *runs into wall* BAM! -*groans* ridiculous... (Speaking we are currently talking about Tangled, I thought you would appreciate that, despite the fact Tangled ain't my favorite movie.) Ironically enough, I saw it yesterday because of this beautiful piece of literature. XD It's so gorgeous... Who doesn't love Jason? (*glares at you pointedly* Frikkin demon...)
cries* DON'T REMIND ME NO ONE QUESTIONED YOUR STALKING ABILITIES... *sobs*
I can't frikkin wait for the mercenary part... OHMYGOSH, WHY ARE YOU SO LAZY AND SLOW? WHY CAN'T YOU UPDATE AS OFTEN AS I CAN? WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME WITH CLIFFHANGERS? WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT THIS? *sobs more at the unfairness of it all, wishing you could homeschool with me*
Now on to the actual chapter! :D
AWWW, EMBER WAS TAKING CARE OF DANNY! That's so adorable and sweet and WHY THE HELL DID YOU LEAVE HIM WITH VLAD, YOU SIREN DEMON THING! I can't believe she left our little cartoon-baby (remember this?) with that sick, demented, thinks-he'll-get-his-way-but-he-won't-because-life-and-us-writers-hate-him-so-frikkin-much creep?! Danny's so innocent (for now... *cackles evilly*) and Vlad's so... *sobs* Why, Ember, why? Why must you hurt me in this way?
All Danny wanted to do was draw, Vlad! Sure, it was all over your important document but, COME ON, he's three! No sane three-year-old wants to listen to you (because they're too busy crying over your rape face (his every day smile XD) to actually hear you). Heck, 99.99% in general don't want to listen to you! ...so literally everyone on the planet except you. And Skulker. Because Skulker.
YEAH, FIVE-YEAR-OLD DANNY! YOU IGNORE THAT SON OF A *censored* BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES HIM ANYWAYS! Remember, 99.99% of people don't like listening to him either. Skulker has to so... WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE CAN'T READ SCI-FI OR FANTASY? WHAT THE HELL, VLAD?! THAT'S LOW, EVEN FOR YOU! AT LEAST DANNY LIKES READING! MOST CHILDREN DON'T! ...maybe Vlad knows Danny's reading FFs that star Vlad in a terrible, terrible light (but it's filtered so we can leave out all the...pompous pep *vomits at the illegal-ness of it all*)... OH MY GOSH, HE KNOWS (all over again, just like Medium)!
I HATE YOU! (Yes, you, Kinzy. You currently just said you'd see me in prison because I wouldn't do the smiley thing. Or something like that.)
Aw, seven-year-old Danny is sad! I wanna hug him so bad and WHY, VLAD, WHY? You should know that sending your not-son to a place that teaches morals would hinder your efforts! Should've just home-schooled him (like me and not you~! :D) and taught him important things, like stealing, pick-pocketing, maiming, torturing, killing, etc. Although history is important so we don't make the same mistakes our ancestors made... What if we make them anyways without knowing?! O.O
Aw, Sam and Tucker are so adorable! :DDDD They're the friends Danny definitely needs and it's so wonderful to see them still fighting, even as children... (Will you stop emailing me while I'm doing this?! Good God, why can't you update that quickly?! AND STOP CRYING WHEN I'M TRYING TO REVIEW! XD) I love those two little bumgorfs. *sniff, sniff* I wanna hug him like I wanna hug Danny and put Vlad's groin in a woodchipper.
Let's sing it everybody! "I'm a little teapot! Short and stout! Here is my handle and here is my stout!"
DUN-DUN-DUN! IT'S DEATHSTROKE! THERE HE IS! HOLY CRAP, MAN, THE SUSPENSE! WHAT?! WHAT HAPPENED THERE?! WHAT WERE THOSE TWO DISCUSSING?! (*ice-cream cake break* *mouth is now frozen*) EHHHH! I WANNA KNOW SO BAD AND I PROBABLY WON'T GET TO KNOW FOR ANOTHER THREE MONTHS! *sobs into hands, very much like what you're doing on our email thread*
"I can't come, guys. Not today." - Ohmergosh, you don't know how much of a spazz-attack I was when I read that. Like, I TOTALLY FEEL HIM. *cries on your shoulder* Kinzy, why'd you have to punch me in the feels like that? I don't even know why that one moment hit me so hard except I can see him lying in bed, all sad with his phone pressed to his ear AND FEELING ETERNALLY ALONE LIKE I DO SOMETIMES WHEN YOU'RE BUSY. OH MY GOSH, THAT IS SO SAD AND HEARTBREAKING AND ADORABLE AND GET YOUR SISTER TO DRAW THAT, PLEASEEE! *cries more into hands* She did so good with FMYH Danny! Why not TDA-Danny? *stares hopefully into the distance*
Oh my gosh, Kinzy, why are you so good at this?! The flow of this chapter was beautiful and the transitions were awesome and, holy crap, why are you making me melt in this way? Why must you take a bunch of different feelers, put them in a boulder, and then use a crane to swing that boulder right into my frikkin face, like that Wrecking Ball parody by Bart Baker?! You know what? I don't care. You put me on the most magnificent emotional roller-coasters EVER and they're definitely the only roller-coasters I LIKE.
You keep up with that amazingness and PLEASE, DON'T MAKE ME WAIT THREE MONTHS TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! That's seriously the only thing I fear in this world! XD
Love you still~! :D
Heyos, person, and welcome to mi casa! Mi casa es very unpleasant and needed prepping, so how about you busy yourself with those lovely stories down there? Promise you won't regret it ;) (Maybe.) So I don't really speak Spanish, actually. (Family does, kinda-sorta. We're supposed to be Puerto Rican xD)I know that I was very convincing, but *shrugs helplessly*
As you may notice, I have a horrible updating schedule. Absolutely terrible. But it's not for a lack of trying, I swear! Writers block? Psh, whatever the reason, I swear I'm trying cx But it could be very busy not having a life at all *wiggles eyebrows* I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL, I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL, I'M A FRESHMEN NOW *Cheers*
So I guess mi casa is a place of interests, so here's the gist of my little life I have going on here *Grins cheekily*
Favorite shows would be Young Justice, Teen Titans (of course ;), Danny Phantom (*faints out of love*), Justice League (Unlimited and otherwise cx), Psych, Doctor Who (total nerdom), Sherlock (what I tell you?), Leverage, been starting to binge-watch White Collar, and I have to say, it's gorgeous ;) *tries to reign in inner crazy* Also watch some anime, but let's not get into that xD
Also, I'm freaking crazy. Just thought you should know.
Batman trumps all. Batman is amazing. Batman is love, Batman is life. I love Batman, and he doesn't love us *wipes away tears of despair* But you know who he does love? The lovely Batfamily that I may or may not be obsessed with. Seriously, who can blame little Timmy for stalking them? I would've done the same thing if they were real. And if you really need to know, Damian's my favorite xD
I'm also kinda-sorta a beta, if you need me for anything :) Always welcome to help! And chat if you're bored, but you probably won't take me up on the offer *wriggles eyebrows*
Stole this from meh twin, Jaybird ;) You know who you are. :) (*Cough* KodiakWolfe13 *cough*)
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? An evil moped that got stolen.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Painting I made a long time ago, another I made recently that I swear is worse than the one I made a long time ago, and some drawings my artistically-inclined sister drew
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I've been told I talk sometimes on occasion, but the source is my sister, and cannot be trusted, so noo.
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Don't really listen to music, but I like country :)
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Either 2 AM or PM. Thanks, mama bear.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Mostly the phone that I lost. Maybe some food. Some cake. Some water. For my back to stop hurting. Some food. FOOD.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? ...My phone. And food.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? ...Don't have one of those, thanks.
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? *grins proudly* 4'11'! :D Smallest in my circle, next the adorable and tiny Asian
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? That's a negatory.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? No, dude. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, and by then, it was nothing but brightness *punches Batman* ...Oh, I'm sorry.. Am I not Tom Hardy? My bad.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? ... No idea.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Don't wear it.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Black hair, blue eyes. Thank you, Batman, for getting me obsessed. And you know who has black hair and blue eyes? *Wiggles eyebrows and then faints* Matt Bomer. That man is freaking gorgeous, thank you.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? They ask the 14 year old girl.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? COFFEE, of course! Energy drinks suck.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Classic pepperoni and sausage :)
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? CHEESE!
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? Why, as a matter of fact, there was this one time- NO I HAVEN'T YOU WEIRDO WHAT KIND OF SICK QUESTION IS THAT I hate seafood.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Dun know.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? *walks away*
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Probably... not.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Don't know.
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes, unfortunately, I have a satan monster named, ironically enough, Caesar.
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Demon.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Depends on where they're going.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? ...A hug?
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 7
31. BLONDE'S OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Why would I ever call anyone on my phone.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? The world. Inequality.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Ya, been to Germany (lived there), Spain, Italy, England, France, Austria, Luxembourg, Belgium, Puerto Rico, and all over the Caribbean.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Batman.
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Met Diggles from Arrow. Saw River Song and Amy Pond (the girl's gorgeous) from DW, and Robbie Amell. My parents met Arnold Swhar- last name, and dad met Stan Lee (the god). John Legend stared at my sister, and I saw Demi Lavato and the annoying chick Miranda Cosgrove. And if you consider him famous even though no one probably knows who he is, my dad met the former director of the CIA and I'ma stop talking now :P
37. FIRST JOB? Haven't had it.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? >:D Of course, they're so fun xD And hilarious :D
41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Filling this out because I accidentally closed the window when I was almost done and had to do it again... But before, trying to sleep, cause not it's 10 AM and I haven't slept yet :)
40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Technically.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? *Answers sadly* I dun know xD
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Noppity
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Why, Batman shirts, of course!
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? I want at least two. A boy, and I might adopt :)
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Unfortunately... Middle name's after my...aunt. Don't know why.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Noppity.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Whatever we get at the store.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? YEA, but it's tiny xD
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? SALAMI AND SPAM.
52. ANY BAD HABITS? ...not sleeping...
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Don't have either of those.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Of course *flips hair* I'm fabulous!
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Eh, to a... small... extent, maybe, but I like a sense of humor *shrugs*
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Glare and snap at everyone :D
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Don't have one.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My Buzz Lightyear toy. xD
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Quite a few *shrugs*
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? I dun know.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Not at aaaaalll.
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? MASHED POTATOES!!!!
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Funny people.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? L, Mushu Rawr, El Belle, Larry, Nyla... *Grins slyly* Dami *Wriggles eyebrows at Jaybird*
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Uh... Luke Bryan?
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? See above ;)
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? I take that a few months after my 15th birthday, so I'll get back to you then xd
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? CHOCOLATE.
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yush, despite numerous failed attempts to cut them off and eat them. *says with straight face*
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? NEVAH!
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? ...First of all, yes there is. Second of all, there's no number 55, 39, and the order goes 41, 40, 42, there's no 48, or 59, for that matter, so I think that #64 is the least of our worries. Instead, we ask ourselves if this creator can count.
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? ... Why should I know this?
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Who cares?
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Nothing at all
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? WATAH. Translation: Water.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE WITH? I dun know... Probably Lou Lou *shrugs*
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Their hair.
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Don't have one...
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? The world. Inequality.
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? ...July..
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? I'm Pisces, but I like Leo for some reason :D *shrugs*
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Dark brown, shines almost red in the right light
86. EYE COLOR? Brown. Brown hair, brown eyes. How unique am I?
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? HATE FAST FOOD. But if it counts, Subway.
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? YES. Give a California roll, some wasabi and soy sauce, and I will love you. If it's sashimi, I'll break your face, because that is disgusting. *shudders*
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? White Collar :D
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? July...
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Nada.
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? ... I don't know. Parents are republican, but they don't care too much for politics.
95. KISSES OR HUGS? HUGS.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? The former.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? ..I have no idea.
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? A freaking Lamborghini. I don't have a car.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? ...Fanfiction...
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: DON'T HAVE ONE :D
This took me a lot longer than it should have.
I WANTED TO DO THIS! :DDD
1.YOUR REAL NAME: SweetyKinz!
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Eliizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fav color and fav animal): Red Polar Bear... (Jesus xD)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Sandra Jimmy (...Okay...) or Sandra Nyla. They're both bad.
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Rodelhen (OH MY GOD, I ACTUALLY LIKE IT.)
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Lemonade
7. YOUR ARAB NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ldaenma
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mothers middle name): ...Bora (My mom doesn't have one, so we'll go with the name she was born with)(It means flower in Cambodian :D)
9. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Caesar (I don't know what to feel about this cx)
1. The amazing archer Artemis from Young Justice! :D
2. Dead Danny dude from Danny Phantom ;3
3. Neal (MY BABY DOESN'T NEED A LAME INTRO!) from WHITE COLLAR! *Giant grin*
4. Psychic Shawn Spencer~! From Psych! ("Psych you out in the end!") .
5. Dickie-bird Grayson! From Batman!
6. Barbara the bear .-. Barbara Gordon, from Batman xD
7. The zesty Zatanna, teen YJ!
8. Alfred the amazing ass butler *.* From Batman cx
9. NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!!!
10. Kid Flash, YJ boi~!
11. Superman the Terrible!! *everyone boos*
12. And... last but not least *drum rolls* THE BLIND BANDIT!! Toph Beifong, from Avatar the Last AAAIIIRBEEENDDERRR!!! *Standing ovation*
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Babs-bear/Supes fanfic .-. I HAVE NEVER EVER EVER HAVE THE THOUGHT OF THEM BEING TOGETHER EVEN CROSS MY MIND WHAT KIND OF PAIRING IS THAT?!
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Is Shawn hot? (WHY WASN'T NEAL NUMBER FOUR OH MY GOD HE'S SO GORGEOUS) Yea, I guess, in a way! He ain't bad looking ;3
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Toph got Alfred pregnant? (I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! *covers mouth with my hand*) OH MY GOD, I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S SO HYSTERICAL! *sobs tears of laughter* OH, that'll be the far far far far far far far far far away universe *wipes tears*
4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Batman~ YES, I FREAKIN RECALL BATMAN FICS WHO DO YOU THINK I FREAKING AM?? (If you answered a loser with no life outside of school and Fanfiction, you would be correct! *ding ding ding* METALS FOR EVERYONE!!!!)
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Would Danny and (I'm scared to look at number six... *peeks*) BARBARA OH MY GOD make a good couple? *Lays head on the table* NO!! THEY WOULDN'T SHE'S SO MUCH OLDER THAN HIM!!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Dickie and (*peeks at nine between fingers*) BATMAN? NOOOOO!!!!!!! *sobs tears of anguish* NUU!!!!! *commits suicide* (WHAT'S TEN IT CANT ME ANY WORSE *looks*) OR DICKIE AND KID FLASH? I ACCEPT THE BIRDFLASH ANY DAY OVER THAT SICK SICK FATHER DATING HIS SON THING!!
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?
Okai, if Zatanna walked in on Danny and (I'M SO SCARED RIGHT NOW. *peeks*) TOPH? Zatanna would smirk, take a picture, and waltz out~
8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Neal and (OH GOD WHAT IS THIS WHO'S TEN?! WHO'S FREAKIN TEN OH MY GOD NO NO NO NO PLEASE NOO!!!! *looks*) OH MY GOD IT'S KID FLASH! NEAL AND KID FLASH!!! WHAT IS THIS?!!! NU!!!! *sobs in despair* *hours pass by* *still sobbing*says summary with shaking voice, traumatized* NONONO I CAN'T DO THIS I'M SO SORRY BUT I JUST CANT!!! *sobs harder*
9. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Artemis aaaannndddd ALFRED????? IS THERE SUCH THING AS FLYING PIGS, YOU SICK BASTARD?!
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Okai, I'm ready... A Zatanna and Toph hurt/comfort fic- A Rocky Relationship~! *stares at the screen for a while* *Mouth quivers* *Bursts out laughing* IF YOU REMEMBER THAT QUOTE FROM THE PLAY EPISODE OF AVATAR THEN I LOVE YOU PM ME
11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
If I wrote a Song-fic about Alfred, it would never have been thought of because I HAVE NO IDEA! (Thanks for the help, Kodi-bear! *snorts and slaps you upside the head*
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Le's see! Artemis/Babs(OHGOD IT'S TERRIBLE ALREADY PLEASE DON'T ADD TOPH/Aaaaand Toph! Yea!!! *sobbing* NOOOOOO!!!!!!! Warning: DON'T READ THIS.
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Dickiebird? Yesterday~! :DDD OR TODAY I DON'T REMEMBER!!!
14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (6).
What title would you give this fic?
(OH GOD THIS ONE IS ALWAYS TERRIBLE WHAT DO I HAVE IN STORE FOR MYSELF???)
Okai... so... *takes a deep, deep breath*
Artemis and Zatanna are in a happy relationship (*makes inhuman noise*) until Zatanna runs off with Shawn (*Giggles*) and has a hot one-night stand with Superman (WHY ARE YOU HAVING A ONE-NIGHT STAND IF YOU RAN OF WITH SHAWNIE?!) and a brief unhappy affair with Toph (Of course...), then follows the wise advice of Dick and finds true love with Barbara.
Finding your way!
15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
IF ZATANNA AND ALFRED WERE CANON? I would totally ship that so- NO, YOU SICKOS, THAT'S CALLED NASTY!! I WOULD FEEL THAT THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY SICK GOING ON WITH THESE DUMBA$$ WRITERS!!
16 What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four kiss One?
takes deep breath and peeks at what the characters are*
If Shawn wanted to kiss Artemis? (That wouldn't be too weird if Artemis was older, cause she's a blondie like Jules! but she's not, so...) SHAWN IS NO PEDO BUT LE'S DO THIS! *claps hands together*
Shawn psychically deduces that... I CAN'T DO THIS I WANNA THROW UP!!! PEDOPHILIA! PEDOPHILIA!!! *Runs around, screaming*
17. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
NO!!! *people everywhere boo*
18. What might Ten scream at a moment of great happiness?
Kid Flash would scream "I'M BRILLIANT!!"
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Oh goodie! *claps*For KF to use on Danny~ (*looks around*)
"I guess your power of invisibility doesn't work on your super good looks ;)" *Giggles and skips down the yellow brick road* (YEA BUT HIS POWER OF INTANGIBILITY IS WORKING JUST FINE, SO THAT LINE JUST WENT RIGHT THROUGH HIM! :DDD)
20. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Danny/Shawn/Dickie YEA, BECAUSE KODI WOULD TOTALLY DO THAT!!! NOT.
21. 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Shawn invites NEAL!!! *squeals in happiness and faints* and Alfred to dinner at their house. Well, Neal's two-mile radius doesn't go from New York to Cali, so let's just say it's at Neal's house and Shawn would touch everything and make obnoxious and hilarious comments about Neal being a convict, and Alfred would sip tea and ignore the idiots~
22. 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?
Bats tries to get Dicke to go to a yoga class. DICKIE GOES AND GETS THE CLASS PRIZE OF MOST FLEXIBLE!! *drools*
23. You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
Artemis or Barbara? Artemis!!! I HATE BABS!!! ARTY FOREVER!!!! WE CAN PAINT OUR NAILS AND GO SHOPPING AND SHE CAN TEACH ME TO USE HER BOW AND WE CAN WATCH NINJA MOVIES TOGETHER- *rambles*
24. 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
Danny and Zatanna are making out. Kid Flash walks in and says loudly, "WHOA-HOH!!! WAY TO GO DANNY!!"
25. 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Neal *gasps* falls in love with Babs (NO HE DIDN'T HE WOULD NEVER LOVE SOME ONE AS UGLY AS HER! SARA FOREVER!!!) Alfred is jealous, but he's really... NOT.
26. 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?
Shawn jumps me in a dark alleyway... (Oh my gosh...) KF, Danny, or Zatanna? Kid Flash, cause he would run in and knock Shawn out before realizing I wasn't ever in any real danger xD
27. 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
Artemis decides to start a cooking show! 15 minutes later, the stage is on fire and the whole YJ team is attacking invisible enemies~
28. 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?
Neal *faints* has to marry (NO DONT MAKE ME DO THIS!!! I'M PRETTY SURE MY NEAL BABY HAS A HUSBAND ALREADY!! *sobs*) Alfred (NONONO FREAKING NO), Shawn (*throws hands in the air*), or BATMAN? THESE ARE TERRIBLE CHOICES, BUT I WOULD SAY BATMAN! Because Neal is too much of an angel for anyone to deserve him
29. 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Zatanna kidnaps Danny and demand's something from Dickie for Danny's release. A kiss~
30. You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?
Artemis or BABS? ARTEMIS! ARTEMIS, I LOVE YOU!!!
31. 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
Kid Flash challenges Shawn to a chariot race *Dies laughing cause I can see this happening*
Because Shawn made arrogant claims that he COULD beat the fastest boy alive, even with his powers, because he's just that awesome. Shawn loses and says to Gus, "I knew it would happen, but I lost by so much less than I thought I would!!"
32. Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
EVERYONE GANGS UP ON MY BABY NEAL??!! IS IT BECAUSE HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL THAT EVERYONE BECAME JEALOUS?? Honestly, Neal would probably do something either really smart or really stupid involving his anklet, then he would get the FBI involved SO fast, and everyone would scatter, cause FBI!
33. Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Everyone is invited to Danny and KF's (...) wedding except for Alfred. They don't cause he wouldn't go anyway unless the batboys all did~
34. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because Zatanna has magic!!
35. 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Kid Flash. It's so over exaggerated and dramatic and everyone laughs!!
36. 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
Artemis arrives late for Danny and KF's wedding (...) She slips in unnoticed and because she had an emergency involving some ninjas that ransacked her home! :DDD
37. 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Dickie and Batman get roaring drunk and end up at your house... WHAT IS THIS?! THEY DESTROY EVERYTHING AND I JUMP ONTO DICK'S BACK AND RIDE HIM LIKE A HORSIE!! (SHUT UP YOU DIRTY MINDED FOOLS!!!
38. 3, 8, 6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
Neal, Alfie, Babs, and Shawn all go for Alfie's B-day.
IT GETS BIG AND A BUNCH OF MODELS COME CAUSE NEAL'S THERE!
Neal gets Alfie a book of expensive, gourmet recipes and antiquities, Babs gets him something and Shawn get's Alfred a pineapple, or he gives him Gus' gift card (or probably not cause he uses it as his fake quick flash badge xD)
39. Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
EVERYONE IS PROTESTING THE CANCELLATION OF EVERY SHOW WE KNOW AND LOVE, AND I SHALL LEAD THE CHARGE!!!!
40. 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
Bats murder's Danny's best friends WITH AN s and Danny goes all Dark Dan AND AN EPIC BATTLE ENSUES BETWEEN HIM AND THE JL!!!
41. 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?
Babs would save Artemis cause that's the kind of person she is~
42. Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
43. 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
Dickie is trapped in a cave and KF comes to the rescue!! He tries to vibrate his molecules and succeeds, but gets the worst bloody nose of his life xD
44. 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
Neal starts a day camp (YES!) and a lot of people come and they're all criminals that are hiding in plain site at his camp and Neal is the mastermind and they rob people and steal a bunch of art and priceless antiquities!!
45. 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
Shawn, Babs, and Zatanna. Alfred walks in, takes a picture, and then walks back out after leaving snacks.
46. 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
Art, and Supes and Toph are going out. Danny would laugh harder than he ever had in his life~
47. 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Zatanna makes an apple pie, AND IT IS THE DELICIOUS!! (Even if apple pie is gross!)
48. 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Alfred and Neal go camping (O.O *eyes start to widen in amazement*) It's impossible for any of them to forget to bring food. IMPOSSIBLE!!!! They both probably know how to live off the land anyway~
49. If 2 and 3 started going out, would 12 be angry?
If Danny and... Neal... (OH GOD NO!), Toph wouldn't care!
50. (10) has been crushing on (2) for a while, that is until they figure out (2) likes (6). (10) runs off and meets (8) and (4) who tell them to talk to (7) who tells them to hook up with (1) until (2) kills (1) and ends up with (10)
KF has been crushing on Danny for a while, that is until he figures out Danny likes Babs. KF runs off and meets Alfie and Shawn who tell him to talk to Zatanna who tells him to hook up with Arty until Danny kills Arty and ends up with KF.
WHY IS? ARTY THE ONE DYING!? SHE BELONGS WITH KF!!! NO!! SWITCH THAT AROUND!!!
DP Forever-ever :D
QUOTE TIME! BECAUSE I LOVE QUOTES!:
Red Vs. Blue:
"I will fucking stab you, computer phone lady."
"To mark this message as urgent, press eleven."
"There is no eleven, you FUCKING WHORE!"
"To hear the options in Spanish, press dos."
"I HATE YOU."
"Vic, it's Church, I need t-"
"I'm sorry, but this person's voicemail box is full."
"I'm going to kill myself, I'm going to kill myself."
“I would just like to let everyone know... that I suck... and that I'm a girl... and I like ribbons in my hair... [sigh] and I want to kiss all the boys.” -Grif
Time... line? Time isn't made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round. -Caboose
"I cannot believe I fuckin' died for this war." - Church
"How do you ever get anything done if all you do is argue with each other?"
"We don't! That's part of our charm! Quit fuckin' it up!"
"You're surrendering! You don't get anything except humiliation and ridicule!"
"We've already got that! What else do you have?"
I found him, he was sleeping on the job.
Doc: I'm a pacifist
Caboose: You're a thing that babies suck on?
Tucker: No dude, that's a pedophile.
Church: I think he means pacifier...
Tucker: Oh, I was thinking of something totally different.
Church: There's no I in team Grif.
Grif: Yeah? Well there's no U either. So if I'm not on the team and YOU'RE not on the team- then nobody's on the goddamn team! The team sucks!
Church: Me and Tucker will go through the teleporter, and cut him off at the pass! Tucker, you ready?
Sarge: What do you see?
Church: You know, I could've taken that alien out if I'd hit him just a few more times.
Sarge: Today is a good day to die!
Grif: Wait, I think today is actually a good day to retreat! Can't we push dying to a week from Friday?
Simmons: Yea, let's taking dying as on open action idea, and bring up at the next meeting!
Sarge: No, it has to be today! For our ancestors! HEYAAH!!! I've got a boner for murder!
Donut: It's not pink! It's, uh, a lightish red!
Grif: Guess what! They already have a color for lightish red! And you know what it's called? Pink!
Donut: ...I hate you guys.
Caboose: My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies!
Washington: Looks like he put two and two together.
Washington: It wasn't a test!
Caboose: Yes it was, I won, A plus
Sarge: I guess you'll just have to settle for 5th place, turd-belly!
Grif: 5th place? Should I even ask who's in 4th?
Sarge: I'm reserving 4th place for any late entries, who would obviously be better than you! Like a turd, or a turd-farmer!
Lassie: Do I make myself clear?
Shawn: Like butter.
Gus: I have something big to tell you.
Shawn: You know you can say anything to me, Gus. We've known each other forever and there is absolutely nothing that could dent our impenetrable bond.
Gus: I have a secret girlfriend.
Shawn: You're dead to me.
Shawn: My results speak for themselves; you just hold me to a different standard!
Henry: I do not!
Shawn: You buried my Easter eggs five feet underground.
Henry: And I left loose dirt to indicate a fresh dig.
Shawn: Yeah, under a camouflage tarp covered in bricks and broken glass!
Henry: That was the giveaway! Pardon me for trying to challenge you!
Shawn: It took me three weeks to "close the egg investigation". I was eight!
Henry: Yeah, well, just so you know, there are still two eggs you haven't found.
Henry: "Gus, what was the very first thing you did right after the shooting?"
Gus: "I called my folks to tell them I was okay."
Henry: "And what's the first thing he did?" (talking about Shawn)
Gus: "He ate a banana."
Henry: "You ate a banana?"
Shawn: "That's right. You know why? 'Cause your my big 'ol papa monkey!"
Shawn: [takes a stance on the side of the truckbed he's in while they are still driving at high speeds] Get ready, buddy... I'm going to jump on your hood!
Gus You must be out of your damn mind, Shawn! This is a company car! Jump on Lassiter's! [Shawn moves to the other side and waves to Henry and Lassiter]
Shawn: Move closer!
Carlton: No! No! N-No! Do not jump on this vehicle! This is a brand new vehicle!
Shawn: Look, man, I have been shot! I am jumping on somebody's car!
Shawn: Good morning detectives, collecting money for the Policeman's ball?
Shawn: Oh, you mean my pilot's license? That's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked. Trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the details but then I'd have to kill you, which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked.
Shawn: Let's see, I'm getting multiple women. Was he a bigamist? A pimp? Did he sell children on the black market?
Shawn: Kids - high school kids especially, they're just ruthless, judgmental, horrible little bastards.
Shawn: Is there a reason you're standing so close to me?
Vernon: Just looking.
Shawn: Yeah, well, that's the great thing about looking - you can do it from far, far away.
Shawn: True as toast
Shawn: Clouds don't kill people. People kill people.
Henry: Well that's a stupid house to rob.
Gus: Are you crazy?
Karen Vick: It goes without saying, Mr. Spencer, that your father is in no way to participate in this investigation. He's no longer on the force, and his meddling could compromise the case in court. Do I make myself clear?
Shawn Spencer: Yes, you do, Chief. What isn't clear is why people always say "goes without saying," yet still feel compelled to say the thing that was supposed to go without saying. Doesn't that bother you?
Karen Vick: No, and frankly, I could care less.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Now, that's the one that bothers me. Why do people say, 'I could care less' when they really mean, 'I couldn't care less?'
Karen Vick: Well, why don't you tell me how to properly say this? If you share any official information about this case with your father, or let him anywhere near any new evidence, then the two of you will have to find another police department to work for, and I will personally see to it that each of you is charged with obstruction of justice.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: You split an infinitive.
Shawn Spencer: Good catch, Gus!
Karen Vick: You two realize I carry a gun, right?
Burton 'Gus' Guster: That was perfectly elocuted.
Receptionist: There is a Lt. Crunch here to see you.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Crunch?
Shawn Spencer: [enters, dressed in a Civil War uniform] Actually, I've been promoted. It's Captain Crunch.
Lassie: I told you no!
Shawn: But your eyes said yes!
In 900 years of space and time, I've never met anyone who wasn't important.
Books! The best weapons in the world! -10th Doctor
“The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles” - Eleventh Doctor
"Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good Luck" - Tenth Doctor
"We all change, when you think about it. We’re all different people all through our lives. And that’s okay, that’s good, you’ve got to keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be" - Eleventh Doctor
"Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another" Seventh Doctor
The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don't always spoil the good things, and make them unimportant.
"Because every time you see them happy you remember how sad they're going to be. And it breaks your heart. Because what's the point in them being happy now if they're going to be sad later? The answer is, of course, because they are going to be sad later." - Eleventh Doctor
Never knowingly be serious.
"There's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes." - Fourth Doctor
"Great men are forged in fire. It's the privilege of lesser men to light the flame."
"Demons run when a good man goes to war."
[about the horse] He's called Joshua. It's from the Bible. It means deliverer.
No he isn't. I speak horse. He's called Susan, and he wants you to respect his life choices! -11th Doctor
THE INCREDIBLES MY CHILDHOOD MOVIE THIS MOVIE IS ALMOST AS PERFECT AS KODI!
Helen: Everyone's special, Dash
Dash: That's just another way of saying no one is.
Edna Mode:[to security panel] Edna Mode. [turret points at Elastigirl] And guest.
Dash Parr:How are you doing that?
Violet Parr:I don't know!
Dash Parr:Well, whatever you do, DON'T STOP!
Edna Mode: Pull-yourself-together! 'What will you do?' Is this a question? You will show him you remember that he is Mr. Incredible, and you will remind him who you are. Well, you know where he is. Go, confront the problem. Fight! Win! [normal voice] And call me when you get back, darling. I enjoy our visits.
Edna Mode: NO CAPES!
Edna Mode: This is a hobo suit, darling. You can't be seen in this. I won't allow it. Fifteen years ago, maybe, but now? Feh!
Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible: Wait, what do you mean? You designed it.
Edna Mode: I never look back, darling! It distracts from the now.
Edna Mode: Supermodels. Heh! Nothing super about them... spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves.
Lucius Best / Frozone: It means it's hot! And I've dehydrated, Bob! What's your excuse, you run out of muscle?!
Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible: I can't just go smashing through walls, the building's getting weaker by the second, it's gonna come down on top of us!
Lucius Best / Frozone: I wanted to go bowling!
Frozone: I know, I know... Freeze *Freezes guy*
Police Officers: *run in* POLICE OFFICERS! xD
Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible: No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes!
AVATAR, THIS IS MY CHILDHOOD SHOW!
Ty Lee: Growing up with six sisters who looked exactly like me. It was like I didn’t even have my own name. I joined the circus because I was scared of spending the rest of my life as part of a matched set. At least I’m different now. Circus freak is a compliment!
Aang: Revenge is like a two-headed rat-viper. While you watch your enemy go down, you’re being poisoned yourself.
Aang: This is Appa, my flying bison.
Sokka (sarcastically): Right, and this is Katara, my flying sister.
Iroh: Good news for the Fire Lord. The nation's greatest threat is just a little kid.
Sokka: (to himself as he chops at the ice holding his feet down) I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic!
Aang: No but I know it's near water [zooms out to show the ocean below]
Sokka: We must be getting close, then.
Gate Guard: Halt! State your business here.
Aang: [runs up to the guard] [elderly voice] My business is my business young man and none of yours! I've got a good mind to put you over my knee and paddle your backside!
Gate Guard: Settle down, old timer. Just tell me who you are.
Aang: Name's Bonzu... Pippenpaddle-Oppsocopolis... the Third.
Katara: Sokka! You're a genius!
Aang: Wait. How is Sokka a genius? His plan didn't even work!
Sokka: Come on, Aang. Let her dream
Katara: You're right, Sokka's plan didn't work. But it looks like it did!
Aang: Did the definition of 'genius' change in the last hundred years?
[Pirates capture Aang in net.]Pirate: I got him, come on!
Sokka: Oh, what? I'm not good enough to kidnap?[Pirates capture him in a net too.]
Sokka: Think about it. Somehow Prince Zuko and the Fire Nation keep finding us. It's because they spot Appa; he's just too noticeable.
Katara: What?! Appa's not too noticeable!
Sokka: (sarcastically) He's a gigantic fluffy monster with an arrow on his head! It's kinda hard to miss him! [Appa angrily bellows]
Aang: [soothing Appa] Sokka's just jealous 'cause he doesn't have an arrow.
Katara: What does me being a girl have to do with sewing?
Sokka: Simple: girls are better at fixing pants than guys, and guys are better at hunting and fighting and stuff like that. It's just the natural order of things.
Katara: [with exaggerated happiness] All done with your pants! [throws them, they hit Sokka in the head] And look what a great job I did!
Sokka: Wait! I can't wear this! Katara! [sticks his hand through the hole in his pants]
Aang: Relax, Sokka. Where we're going, you won't need any pants!
Toph: We can take 'em. Three on three.
Sokka: Actually Toph, there's four of us.
Toph: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't count you; you know, no bending and all.
Sokka: [furious] I CAN STILL FIGHT!
Toph: Okay. Three, on three plus Sokka.
Sokka: (growls furiously)
Toph: There it is! (everybody looks to where Toph points, only to see nothing) (everyone frowns at Toph)
Toph: That's what it will sound like when one of you spots it. (Waves hand repeatedly up and down in front of her face, reminding everybody that she's blind)
Katara: You got something against libraries?
Toph: I've held books before, and I gotta tell you, they don't exactly "do it" for me.
Katara: Oh, right. Sorry.
Wan Shi Tong: (to Sokka) So, who are you trying to destroy?
Sokka: What? No! No destroying, we're not into that.
Wan Shi Tong: Then why are you here?
Sokka: (hesitates) ...Knowledge for knowledge's sake?(pause)
Wan Shi Tong: If you're going to lie to an all-knowing spirit being, you should at least put some effort into it.
Batman~! MY BABY LIFE OF THE ETERNAL LOVE!
Enough madness? Enough? And how do you measure madness? - The Joker
If I have to have a past, then I prefer it to be multiple choice. - The Joker and his unknown origins~!
Stories, stories, because everyone needs a list of my only accomplishments, right? This is also a very short list... :D Looking for summaries? Check it below ;p
A New World of Bats: (Stupid name, I know)- Still in progress. May seem frozen if you tilt your head, back up ten feet and squint, but I swear I'm working xD
Forever Lost: Latest favorite of mine, actually :3 Still in progress. Updates are more often than the one above :)
His First Gala: Random one-shot that I've been told is entertaining :)
I'm Sorry: Weird one-shot. Don't know where this one came from, but whatever.
Movies: I enjoyed this one xD I thought it was funny :3