Jessie Summer Wolf
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Let's get strait to the point.

Gender:(what, does everything have to start with name now?)Guy

(Pen)Name:Jessie

Things I like:PJATO,PKM,HP,TKC,RA,TIC,FCN,and swimming.

You say Twilight I say Harry Potter
You say vampires I say wizards
You say Jacob Black I say Sirius Black
You say Sam Uley I say Remus Lupin
You say Team Edward I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison I'll say 'is Cedric Diggory'
You say Edward I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY!

Copy/Paste this if you agree that Harry Rules!

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In Remembrance...

…In remembrance of Fred Weasley

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his identical brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

...In remembrance of Dobby...

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In remembrance of Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauder...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a totally awesome werewolf. :D

….In remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool when he was younger…

…but who got his bottom thoroughly kicked in the end.

…In remembrance of Albus Dumbledore

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra...

...she deserved everything she got and more.

…In remembrance of Colin Creevey

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In remembrance of Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In remembrance of Hedwig

...Harry’s actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

...In remembrance of George's right ear...

...whose death wasn't really necessary...

...but caused many jokes, albeit pathetic.

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When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile. (Whether you're reading this or not, dad, I love you.)

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- TT-- Put this
--l l-- on your
--l l-- page
-[ - ] if you are
--l l-- not embarrassed
--l l-- to tell
--l l-- others that
--l l-- you are a
--Ll-- Christian

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.

AnimeKittyCafe,

Hyperactivley Bored,

Gem W,

Bara-Minamino,

Yavie Aelinel,

IwuvMyKenshyPoo,

Heidiplease,

iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr,

Black Panther Warrior,

kailover 2006,

Iluvbeyblade,

Amongst-Azarath,

that-british-guy,

Teh Crazy Bizarro Arineko,

YankeeFan2,

Psyduck Ranger,

Starfighter364,

Emblem Master,

MissingExodus,

Gosurori Otaku,

Kaiseress,SharinganWarriorTribute,

sasukerules.org,

twilight-ninja7,

Lilyevans90,

HGHPlove4ever15,

What contented men desire,

DarthRevanShepard,

LinkHammer,

Key2DestNE,

FanFictionLover13

Jessie Summer Wolf (being popular isn't everything. There are things in this world that are a lot better.)

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I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

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Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site.

Many great authors have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors.

For some, that means the permanent loss of a story. While I don't have anything that I believe violates your terms of use, there are those out there that are never able to recover a story in its original form, this is something I find to be almost worthy of a legal action, as while we cannot claim ownership of a character, the stories are OURS and simply destroying them is something that is inexcusable.

It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added.

If you're worried about falsification of a registration then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you and yours find offensive, most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests.

While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be loosing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation.

For those that may agree with this, please feel free to sign on and send this to the support server, maybe we can get some movement on this.

Psudocode_Samurai

Rocketman1728

dracohalo117

VFSNAKE

Agato the Venom Host

Jay Frost

SamCrow

Blood Brandy

Dusk666

Hisea Ori

The Dark Graven

BlackRevenant

Lord Orion Salazar Black

Sakusha Saelbu

Horocrux

socras01

Kumo no Makoto

Biskoff

Korraganitar the NightShadow

NightInk

Lazruth

ragnrock kyuubi

SpiritWriterXXX

Ace6151

FleeingReality

Harufu

Exiled crow

Slifer1988

Dee Laynter

Angeldoctor

Final Black Getsuga

ZamielRaizunto

Fenris187

blood enraged

arashiXnoXkami

Masane Amaha's King

Blueexorist

Nero Angelo Sparda

Sharkteeth

DAPC

Kyuubi16

bunji the wolf

EternalKnight219

Shi Kami The Murderous Prodigy

DeathNoteMaker

Nostalgic Remedy

Paco the Taco Maker

Ireadtomuch

Marauder Heir

ScifiSOS

ncalkins

Psudocode_Samurai

Rocketman1728

dracohalo117

VFSNAKE

Agato the Venom Host

Jay Frost

SamCrow

Blood Brandy

Dusk666

Hisea Ori

The Dark Graven

BlackRevenant

Lord Orion Salazar Black

Sakusha Saelbu

Horocrux

socras01

Kumo no Makoto

Biskoff

Korraganitar the NightShadow

NightInk

Lazruth

ragnrock kyuubi

SpiritWriterXXX

Ace6151

FleeingReality

Harufu

Exiled crow

Slifer1988

Dee Laynter

Angeldoctor

Final Black Getsuga

ZamielRaizunto

Fenris187

blood enraged

arashiXnoXkami

Masane Amaha's King

Blueexorist

Nero Angelo Sparda

Uzunaru999

The Next Muse

Yumiko21

Asmileadaykeepmeway

Youwillnotstopme

Firewillburn

917brat

Mai Ascot

ForbbidenForest

Blood of the Dawn

FudoTwin17

Robin-Is-Awesomeical

Infinite Alpha-Omega 1

FanFictionLover13

Jessie Summer Wolf

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile.


Spread the Stupidity

Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.(THEY'S KILLIN THEMSELVES!!!!!)

Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. (U GONNA GET FAT except from tha soda HAHAHA!!!!!)

Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. (IMA GONNA ROB A BANK!!!! just the pens, of course. JUST TO PROVE I CAN!!!!!!! then ill return them nicely)

Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. (OOHH... SHINY...)

Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. (HAHA!! UNPROPORTIONALNESS!!!!!!)

Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. (STUPID VAMPIRE GOVERNMENT!!!!!!!)

Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. (BLIND DRIVERS!!!)


My Funny Quotes

Your gonna make them go Ah Ah Ah/as you shoot across the sky-y-y!!!

No, it's more like I'm gonna make them go HAHAHA/as I shoot across the sky-y-y because I tripped and fell out of the plane.

You need to learn how to ponouncicate!!


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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I hate Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief the movie. Here are my reasons:

Percy is supposed to kill Ms.Dodds

Where is Nancy Bobofit?

Where is Montauk?

Yancy is supposed to be a boarding school

Grover is a red-head

Where is the mist?

Where is Thalia's pine?

Annabeth is a BLONDE!

Chiron is white stallion

Where is "the one with the plumbing"

Hades isn't a bad guy

Where is Ares!

Where is Luke and his scorpion!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say "Oh my gods!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half-Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE A DIE-HARD PJO FAN!

For TKC FANS:

Normal people: Go to New York to see the sights.

TKC FANS: Go because they need to find Brooklyn House.

Normal People: Think their cat is just a cat.

TKC FANS: Know their cat is really a goddess.

Normal people: Name their dog Fido.

TKCS FANS: Name him/her Annie... Especially if it's a boy.

Normal people: Say OMG!

TKC FANS: Say OMR! (Oh my Ra)

Normal people: Are scared of snakes.

TKC FANS: Cut snakes to pieces... JUST IN CASE!

Normal people: Think cheese is just a yummy dairy product.

TKC FANS: Know that Cheese is one of the five elements.

Normal people: Call animal control when they find a bat

TKC FANS: Turn into birds of prey and eat them.

Normal people: Are lame and don't have this on their profile.

TKC FANS: ARE EPIC AND PUT THIS ON THEIR PROFILE! :


YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE ADDICTED TO PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN...

I.) You have sudden crazy urges to jump into the sea and see if you can breathe underwater.
II.)
You have a dream about Percy and Annabeth running around camp in swimming suits.
III.) You think that the Achilles' Curse is worth getting so that you'll be invulnerable for eternity.
IV.) Monster Chickens start attacking.
V.) Your favorite word becomes "antidisestablishmentarianism".
VI.) You watch YouTube videos featuring (kinda lame) The Sea of Monsters teaser trailers.
VII.) Artemis comes busting down your door so that:
A.) If you're a girl, she'll turn you into a jackolope.
B.) If you're a boy, she'll turn you into a jackolope.
VIII.) You attack random people with knives, hoping that they're actually monsters and you're a demigod who has slew a monster without proper training.
IX.) When the only thing you write about (well, if you're not writing an assignment) is either pure Percy Jackson and the Olympians, related to Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Percy Jackson and the Olympians is mentioned, or a crossover with Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Heroes of Olympus included.
X.) You pledge that the only things you'll write on FanFiction.Net will be in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians category or a crossover with Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Heroes of Olympus included.
XI.) When you start writing down Roman numerals at a furious rate. You know...in your math binder, so that if your math teacher finds out, you have an excuse because it's "math-related".
XII.) When you have drawn a pencil drawing of The Lost Hero's cover decently and have done it at least two times.
XIII.) If you're going crazy because you have a lot more time before The Son of Neptune comes out.
XIV.) If you have read The Lightning Thief over eight times.
XV.) If you have read The Sea of Monsters over eight times.
XVI.) If you have read The Titan's Curse over eight times.
XVII.) If you have read The Battle of the Labyrinth over eight times.
XVIII.) If you have read The Last Olympian over eight times.
XIX.) If you have read The Lost Hero over eight times.
XX.) If you have read The Son of Neptune's preview (both of them) over eight times. Oh, and if you have heard the third preview over eight times. YAY!
XXI.) If you like cheeseburgers.
XXII.) If you think that Riptide is one of the most awesome weapons in the world.
XXIII.) If you think Chiron should fall in love with a lady centaur. You know, it's about time...
XXIV.) When Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter throws a huge, blowout party in the Big House.
XXV.) Mentally-distorted llamas attack with water balloons and Tutu the Owl. (See my Pet Failures of the Demigod Gang, although that's after Bubble the Goldfish...oh, well.)
XXVI.) When you customize your Gmail (if you have a Gmail) background to Percy Jackson themed.
XXVII.) You immediately start dancing the "Chicken Dance" when Lady Gaga comes on.
XXVIII.) You make your parents buy all the Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Heroes of Olympus books as soon as they come out.
XXIX.) You scream, "I DON'T WANNA READ CLASSICS! THEY'RE BORING!"
XXX.) You read every single Greek mythology book you can lay your hands on.
XXXI.) You read the whole Percy Jackson and the Olympians in less then four hours. The Lost Hero included.
XXXII.) You go on FanFiction.Net a lot so that you can work on your Percy Jackson and the Olympians fanfiction.
XXXIII.) You believe that Percabeth rocks like crazy!
XXXIV.) You know when Percy gets swallowed by a normal-sized pelican. Tee-hee.
XXXV.) Nico starts tending plants.
XXXVI.) You think that Jason and Piper should go together or Jason and Reyna. Nobody else.
XXXVII.) You think that Rick Riordan should make an epilogue like, ten years later...Percy and Annabeth are married and have children. They live happily ever after. The end.
XXXVIII.) Demeter comes down from Olympus and offers you 100% whole-grain cereal.
XXXIX.) Poseidon sends you flying horsies. Oh, not to mention stinging horseflies as well!
XL.) Zeus goes crazy and starts smooching Hera on the cheek.
XLI.) You wish that everything in your life was Percy Jackson and the Olympians related.
XLII.) You have posters of Percy Jackson and the Olympians plastered all over your bedroom.
XLIII.) You kill every plant you touch.
XLIV.) Hellhounds start licking you on the cheek.
XLV.) You receive either a Celestial Bronze sword or Imperial Gold javelin. Either is good!
XLVI.) You have an orange Camp Half-Blood tee.
XLVII.) You memorized every single thing there is to The Lightning Thief.
XLVIII.) You memorized every single thing there is to The Sea of Monsters.
XLIX.) You memorized every single thing there is to The Titan's Curse.
L.) You memorized every single thing there is to The Battle of the Labyrinth.
LI.) You memorized every single thing there is to The Last Olympian.
LII.) You memorized every single thing there is to The Lost Hero.
LIII.) You memorized every single thing there is to The Son of Neptune.
LIV.) You have an account of Camp Half-Blood Wiki and edit at least one hundred edits in a day.
LV.) You like the color blue.
LVI.) You have made a Percy Jackson and the Olympians JEOPARDY! on Microsoft PowerPoint.
LVII.) You know the color of Piper's eyes.
LVIII.) You know how many scales Festus has on his wings. (Careful. This one is tricky...ha, Festus doesn't have any scales on his wings!)
LIX.) You have gone to sleep away camp in a different state.
LX.) A big, flying lady boar comes and demolishes your house.
LXI.) You believe in the Greek and Roman gods.
LXII.) You wished that you had ADHD or dyslexia.
LXIII.) You have seen a satyr playing billiards with a centipede.
LXIV.) A centaur offers you a sandwich.
LXV.) You're there at the wedding when Juniper the tree nymph and Grover get married.
LXVI.) You know that Bob the Zit exists.
LXVII.) You think that Poseidon is awesomeness.
LXVIII.) You swing around tridents for fun and blast thunderbolts from your brain.
LXIX.) You love listening to classical music.
LXX.) You have been to Peru and know how vicious llamas actually are.
LXXI.) You are a non-believer in archaeology.
LXXII.) You think that Kronos being sucked into a black hole is ponage.
LXXIII.) A baby comes up to you and asks for a diaper along with The Lightning Thief. He won't destroy it.
LXXIV.) A baby satyr comes up to you and asks for a milk bottle with The Sea of Monsters.
LXXV.) A certain Medea comes up to you and asks for a dance with The Titan's Curse.
LXXVI.) Joe Bob the Cannibal Giant wears a tutu and asks for The Battle of the Labyrinth.
LXXVII.) Marrow Sucker drinks blood and starts waltzing with The Last Olympian. No, not Hestia, the book itself. It just proves that Laistrygonian giants are completely cuckoo in the head.
LXXVIII.) You are a suspect in a lineup because the police thinks that you swallowed Percy's shoes.
LXXIX.) You have edited your profile today and it has something to do with Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
LXXX.) You have recently drunk a bottle of Poland Spring water.
LXXXI.) Your mom is yelling at you because you have to practice piano now.
LXXXII.) You look down at a Twilight series book and throw it in the pond because you know that Percy Jackson and the Olympians is so much better then Twilight, Eclipse, New Moon, and Breaking Dawn.
LXXXIII.) Ares loses his fuzzy dice and goes on a temper tantrum. A.K.A., World War III starts.

This is why Humans are doomed to die because of Stupidity:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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Things I am not to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not attack my fellow classmates

51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area

Other Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

2) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

3) I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real animals

4) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches

5) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!"

6) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

7) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

8) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

9) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

10) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

11) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

12) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

13) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

14) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

15) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

16) I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

17) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

18) I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

19) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

20)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

21) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

22) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

23) The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

24.) I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

25) When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

26) Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

27) A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

28) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

29) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

30) I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

40.) Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

41) Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

42) Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

43) I may not have a private army.

44) I must not substitute chocolate-flavoured laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

45) Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

46) I am not the wicked witch of the west.

47) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

48) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

49) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

50) I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

51) I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

52) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

53) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

54) - Especially not all of them at once.

55) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

56) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."

57) Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

58) I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

59) When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

60) Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

61) The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

62) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of Muggle firearms.

63) Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

64) I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

65) I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

66) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

67) I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

68) I will not create a betting pool that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

69) Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

70) Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing Glimmer McSparkles.

71) Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

72) I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

73) However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

74) If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

75) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

76) I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

77) I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

78) I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

79) It’s not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says "All The Good Looking Ones Die Young" with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

80) I will not yell "Hey look! It’s Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

81) I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad, bad nightmare about Harry

82) I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall

83) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”

84) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.

85) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmancy exams.

86) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation.

87) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

88) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.

89) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.

90) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

91) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

92) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.

93) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.

94) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a Muggle car.

95) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.

96) When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”.

97) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

98) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.

99) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.

100) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

101) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

102) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

103) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.

104) Do not confuse Aragorn, Eragon and Aragog. Ever.

105) I may not introduce Nagini to Indiana Jones.

106) Challenging Ron to a slug-eating contest is just mean.

107) Under no circumstances am I allowed to refer to Voldemort as "Baldy".

108) Even if he is.

109) I am not allowed to tell the first years to have a staring contest with the Basilisk.

110) I am prohibited from sprinkling glitter on Draco Malfoy, dying his hair, and call him Edward.

111) I am not allowed sell Mrs. O'Leary to Hagrid.

112) I will not give Professor Lupin a collar as a Christmas or birthday present.

113) Saying "I think I 'taw a puddytat!" every time I see Professor McGonagall is most certainly NOT allowed.

114) Offering Voldemort a colonial-era powdered wig (complete with ponytail) will not amuse him and I am not allowed to do so, even if he needs a new hair do.

115) I am not allowed to paint the school neon pink as the only person it will amuse is Professor Umbridge.

116) I must not introduce Voldemort to a psychiatrist as it is likely to result in him having a temper tantrum.

117) I am not allowed to introduce the Cullens to Professor Lupin.

118) I am not allowed to tease Professor Lupin about his 'time of the month'.

119) I shall not play match-maker for Voldemort on Valentine's Day because it will only make him cry when no one will go out with him because of his lack of hair.

120) I am not allowed to be a match-maker for Shelob and Aragog either.

121) I will not arrange a battle to the death between nine Hungarian Horntails and the Nazgul.

122) I will not scream, "HIS NAME IS EDWARD!" any time I hear the words Cedric Diggory.

123) I will not ask the centaurs if they know where Chiron is because I have found a demigod.

124) I will not shout at dinner times that Darth Sideous is Voldemort's uncle, even if they do look alike.

125) I shall not try to persuade everyone that Percy Weasley's true name is Percy Jackson and he slays monsters with a pen for a living.

126) I will not sing 'I'm a Survivour' after the Battle of Hogwarts.

127) No matter how fun it looks, I will not stand on a table and do the Macarena at the Yule Ball.

128) Professor Lupin is not the magical equivlant of Wolverine and I am not allowed to address him as such.

129) Even if I'm bored, I am not allowed to ask Snape what is the mysterious ticking noise.

130) I will not dye Harry's hair pink or give him brown contacts, just because I am sick of black-haired, green-eyed heroes.

131) Whether they owe me money or not, I am not allowed to sneak into Fred and George's dorm at the dead of night to die their hair blond, spike it unreasonably high, then call them John and Edward in the morning.

132) I will not send Voldemort white robes for Christmas and claim he changed his name to, "Voldy the White."

133) And when he wears them, I am not allowed to run around Hogsmeade screaming, "AHHH! It's an albino dementor!"

134) It is not tasteful to send Professor McGonagall a scratching post for Christmas.

135) Bringing a magic eight ball to Divination class will only get Professor Trelawney annoyed at your, "Lack of Inner Eye."

136) To which I am not allowed to reply.

137) I will not refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

138) Nor am I allowed to have lightsaber fights with my wand and make whoosing noises.

139) "Because they both need to wash their hair," is not proof Professor Snape and Aragorn are related.

140) There is also no proof that Gimli and Flitwick are related and I am stop asking Flitwick if he's been swimming with any hairy women lately.

141) Singing 'Hungry Like The Wolf' in Professor Lupin's class is not a way to get extra credit.

142) I am not allowed to write on the wall in the Gryffindor Common Room, "I know where you live" or "I stole all your underwear!"

143) I am not allowed to replace the Bludgers with peas, tomatoes, plums or anything that is not a Bludger.

144) Portable swamps are not funny.

145) And I will not set off the above in Snape's sleeping quarters.

146) Or in the Slytherin's bathrooms.

147) In fact, I am not allowed to even buy portable swamps.

148) Harry Potter is not a Son of Poseidon and saying this everytime I see him will only result in him filing a restraining order against me.

149) My patronus is not a Nazgul.

150) Neither is my animagus form.

151) "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

152) It still is not appropiate, even if I have subsituted the flying monkeys with gummy bears.

153) I will not levitate everywhere in a big pink bubble.

154) My professors have neither the time, nor the inclination to hear about what I did with six boxes of Sugar Quills.

155) No part of the school uniform is edible.

156) Nor am I allowed to make any part of the school uniform edible.

157) I will not try to take house points from the first years for "being too goddamned short".

158) Especially as I am in no position of authority and Dumbledore would have to be heavily drugged before he would ever make me a prefect.

159) I am not allowed to wear singing holiday-themed ties and claim that they are officially part of my uniform. Especially not during June.

160) Luna Lovegood does not have pointed ears, nor is she to be addressed as 'Galadriel'.

161) Lucius Malfoy also does not have pointed ears, nor is he to be addressed as 'Haldir'.

162) I am not the reincarnation of Merlin.

163)I am not allowed to Accio the clothing of any person while they are wearing it.

164) I am to attend astronomy class and should stop yelling that aliens will abduct me if I do.

165) Hogwarts does not require a karaoke machine.

166) No matter how much I would enjoy watching Harry sing, "Saturday Night."

167) "Defying my will" is not a crime worthy of life in Azkaban, and I should not tell that to the first-years.

168) I will not speak to Professor Snape with a Transylvanian accent.

169) Nor am I to ask if he is Carlisle Cullen's evil, unfortunate-looking twin.

170) I will not start a rumor saying that Professor Snape sings "I'm too sexy for my robes" while showering. Or for that matter doing any other activity.

171) Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other Klingon house is forbidden.

172) Voldemort does not wish to appear as the 'before' for a line of cosmetics. And no, he does not care how much money I make from it.

173) The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror".

174) Transfiguring Draco Malfoy's uniform into a gold thong is also inappropriate.

175) I will not attempt to determine whether Malfoy is a natural blond.

176) I will not sprend rumors that Legolas Greenleaf is his second cousin either.

177) Luna Lovegood is NOT always on "physicidelic mushrooms" and I should stop implying that she is.

178) The same goes for Professor Trelawney.

179) I will not get a tattoo of a smiley face on my arm and claim that it is the new Dark Mark.

180) When signing to all of these rules, I am not allowed to write in red ink and say that the Cullens lent me some grizzly bear blood.

181) I will not set my robes on fire to get out of potions.

182) I should not be a sports' commentator for Ron and Hermione's arguments.

183) Hogwarts does not need a "This many days since Harry has almost died," sign.

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The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.

You know PJO better then most sane people.

You have links to every great PJO site.

You add things to the list every day.

You know what you would do if you were Percy.

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not.

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work.

For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Mythomagic cards, and they understood.

Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'.

You are trying to learn Greek.

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek.

You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You just have to research more about Greek mythology (I am now a genius about that field.)

You call up the Camp Half Blood number.

You want to learn Latin.

About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross-over.

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you have.

You make sure all of your friends (or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO.

Your friends (at least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree.

A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed.

You have something on your school things (or home things), that says 'Daughter (or son if you're a guy) of god/goddess’, and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says ‘Daughter an unliked god/goddess’.

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book.

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.

You call yourself a demigod.

You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real.

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.

You've called someone you know a satyr.

You name your pet fish Clovis

You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends). Y

ou noticed that in TLT, Rick Riordan said the girl in Percy’s dream, (Thalia) had ‘stormy green eyes,’ when in fact she has electric blue eyes.

When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT.

You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name.

You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth".

You try to talk to horses. You try to summon the dead. You try to summon lightning.

You try to breathe underwater. (which did not end well...)

You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement.

You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them.

You have done at least 15 (or more) of the above things.

YOU HAVE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE PAGE!!!

Camp Half-Blood pledge

I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea.

I promise to remember Annabeth
When a spider comes at me.

I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course.

I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Chiron
When a sign says, ''Free pony ride.''

I promise to remember Tyson
When friend stays by my side.

I promise to remember Thalia
When someone is scared of heights.

I promise to remember Clarisse
When someone gives me fright.

I promise to remember Bianca
When I scold my younger brother.

I promise to remember Nico
When someone doesn't get along with others.

I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars.

I promise to remember Rachel
When a limo passes by my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls
whenever my home is beginning to unsettle

I promise to remember Beckendorf
whenever I see someone working metal

I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Micheal Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams

I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone going against the odds.

Yes, I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go.

Harry Potter Pledge

I promise to remember Harry

When someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron

When someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember James and Lily

when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore

At the thought of the greater good

I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good"

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony

And fight for human rights

I promise to remember Snape

When My heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Narcissa

When I'd do anything for family

I promise to remember Dora Tonks

When someone is hyper

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy

When ambition gets the best of me

I promise to be careful

For Moody's sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid

When one is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville

when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the Marauders

When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."

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You Know You’re a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (Yes-siree!)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (Nope! I read it all night!Then all day!)

You write fanfictions about the book. (... NOOOOO. *Sarcastic* I made this account just so I could copy and paste things to my profile)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (I have succeeded in getting my tooter to read the Percy Jackson series)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (I'm secretly convinced that my friend is a son of Poseidon)

Everything reminds you of the book. (Blueberry pancakes! Thank you Mrs.Jackson!)

You quote random lines all the time. ( Yeah... we'll get back to that)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (picking up a stick, and challenging my friend to sword fight me)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.(Teacher:Die,honey! Me:Ahhh! *pulls out pen-sword and stabs teacher* School announcement(aka:Me)School is out because all the teacher quit!)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your tablet.

You've got a book memorized. (Okay! I admit it: I'm working on it)

You've read a book more than five times. (I've read the entire Harry Potter 7 times)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (I read two in one day)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (Yeah. One time one of my sisters said John Flanagan killed Will, and I was ready to go over there and give him a piece of my mind when she said she lied. So I gave her that piece of my mind.)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (Below)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (DIE STUPID PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, I do.)

Your idol is a character from a book (Yep! Percy,Will,Harry,so on and so forth)

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Percy Jackson Quotes:

“Seven half-bloods shall answer the call
To storm or fire the world must fall
An oath to keep with a final breath
and foes bear arms to the doors of death”- The Last Olympian

"In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some devine force is really trying to mess up your day."- Percy Jackson

"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?" Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?" "Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries." Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand." "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said. "And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."- The Titan's Curse

“Is Tyson okay?" I asked.
The question seemed to take my dad by surprise. "He's fine. Doing much better than I expected. Though "peanut butter" is a strange battle cry.
"You let him fight?"
Stop changing the subject! You realize what you are asking me to do? My palace will be destroyed.
"And Olympus might be saved."
Do you have any idea how long I've worked on remodeling this palace? The game room alone took six hundred years.
"Dad—"
Very well! It shall be as you say. But my son, pray this works.
"I am praying. I'm talking to you, right?"
Oh . . . yes. Good point.”- The Last Olympian

"If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself."- The Lightning Thief

"She glanced at the minotaur horn in my hands, then back at me. I imagined she was going to say, You killed a minotaur! or Wow, you're so awesome! or something like that.
Instead she said, "You drool when you sleep."- The Lightning Thief

"I am never, ever, going to make things easy for you, Seaweed Brain. Get used to it."- The Lightning Thief

“You idiot” Annabeth said, which was how I knew she was overjoyed to see me conscious.- The Lightning Thief
I wasn’t sure where the Latin came from but I think I meant “eat my pants”- Percy Jackson
“With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”- Nico Di Angelo

“I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.”- The Last Olympian

“God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!
Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!”- The Titan's Curse

“Even strength must bow to wisdom sometimes.”- The Lightning Thief

“I have lightning and wind powers," Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You're no more a freak than we are. And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump off a building and yell 'Flame on!'"
Leo snorted. "If I did that, you would see a flaming kid falling to his death, and I would be yelling something a little stronger than 'Flame on!”- The Lost Hero

“I'm the son of Jupiter, I'm a child of Rome, consul to demigods, praetor of the First Legion. I slew the Trojan sea monster, I toppled the black throne of Kronos, and destroyed Titan Krios with my own hand. And now I'm going to destroy you Porphyrion, and feed you to your own wolves."
"Wow, dude," Leo muttered, "You been eating red meat?”- The Lost Hero

“The Council agrees," Zeus said. "Percy Jackson, you will have one gift from the gods."
I hesitated. "Any gift?"
Zeus nodded grimly. "I know what you will ask. The greatest gift of all. Yes, if you want it, it shall be yours. The gods have not bestowed this gift on a mortal hero in many centuries, but, Perseus Jackson-if you wish it-you shall be made a god. Immortal. Undying. You shall serve as your father's lieutenant for all time."
I stared at him, stunned. "Um...a god?"
Zeus rolled his eyes. "A dimwitted god, apparently. But yes. With the consensus of the entire Council, I can make you immortal. Then I will have to put up with you forever."
"Hmm," Ares mused. "That means I can smash him to a pulp as often as I want, and he'll just keep coming back for more. I like this idea.”- The Last Olympian

“Hazel squinted. "How far?"
"Just over the river and through the woods."
Percy raised an eyebrow. "Seriously? To Grandmother's house we go?"
Frank cleared his throat. "Yeah, anyway.”- The Son of Neptune

“There is always a way out for those clever enough to find it.”- The Titan's Curse

“Kronos couldn't have risen if it hadn't been for a lot of demigods who felt abandoned by their parents," I said. "They felt angry, resentful, and unloved, and they had a good reason."
Zeus's royal nostrils flared. "You dare accuse-"
"No more undetermined children," I said. "I want you to promise to claim your children-all your demigod children-by the time they turn thirteen. They won't be left out in the world on their own at the mercy of monsters. I want them claimed and brought to camp so they can be trained right, and survive."
"Now, wait just a moment," Apollo said, but I was on a roll.
"And the minor gods," I said. "Nemesis, Hecate, Morpheus, Janus, Hebe--they all deserve a general amnesty and a place at Camp Half-Blood. Their children shouldn't be ignored. Calypso and the other peaceful Titan-kind should be pardoned too. And Hades-"
"Are you calling me a minor god?" Hades bellowed.”- The Last Olympian

“But I've never even been to Olympus! Zeus is crazy!"
Chiron and Grover glanced nervously at the sky. The clouds didn't seem to be parting around us, as Grover had promised. They were rolling straight over our valley, sealing us in like a coffin lid.
Er, Percy ...?" Grover said. "We don't use the c-word to describe the Lord of the Sky.”- The Lightning Thief

“As he fell toward the highway, a horrible scenario flashed through his mind: his body smashing against an SUV's windshield, some annoyed commuter trying to push him off with the wipers. "Stupid 16-year-old kid falling from the sky! I'm late!”- The Son of Neptune

“The god of wine looked around at the assembled crowd. “Miss me?”
The satyrs fell over themselves nodding and bowing. “Oh, yes, very much, sire!”
“Well, I did not miss this place!” Dionysus snapped. “I bear bad news, my friends. Evil news. The minor gods are changing sides. Morpheus has gone over to the enemy. Hecate, Janus, and Nemesis, as well. Zeus knows how many more.”
Thunder rumbled in the distance.
“Strike that,” Dionysus said. “Even Zeus doesn’t know.”- The Battle In The Labyrinth

“Leo lowered his screwdriver. He looked at the ceiling and shook his head like, What am I gonna do with this guy?
"I try very hard to be annoying," Leo said. "Don't insult my ability to annoy. And how am I supposed to resent you if you go apologizing? I'm a lowly mechanic. You're like the prince of the sky, son of the Lord of the Universe. I'm supposed to resent you."
"Lord of the Universe?" (Jason)
"Sure, you're all-bam! Lightning man. And 'Watch me fly. I am the eagle that soars-" (Leo)
"Shut up, Valdez." (Jason)
Leo managed a little smile. "Yeah, see. I do annoy you."
"I apologize for apologizing." (Jason)
"Thank you." He went back to work, but the tension had eased between them. Leo still looked sad and exhausted-just not quite so angry.- The Lost Hero

“Curse us eh/I'll make you pay!/I don't want to rhyme all day!”- The Last Olympian

“Frank stared at him. "Unfair? You can breathe underwater and blow up glaciers and summon freaking hurricanes-and it's unfair that I can be an elephant?"
Percy considered. "Okay. I guess you got a point. But the next time I say you're totally beast-"
"Just shut up," Frank said. "Please."
Percy cracked a smile.”- The Son Of Neptune

“Tyson, Frank is a descendant of Poseidon."
"Brother!" Tyson crushed Frank in a hug.
Percy stifled a laugh. "Actually he's more like a great-great-...Oh, never mind. Yeah, he's your brother."
"Thanks." Frank mumbled through a mouthful of flannel.”- The Son Of Neptune

“Percy scowled. "I-I know you."
Nico raised his eyebrows. "Do you?”- The Son Of Neptune

“Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!"
He slung his M16 onto his back and pulled out a hand grenade. There were many screaming Romans. Then the hand grenade morphed into a ballpoint pen, and Mars began to write.
Frank looked at Percy with wide eyes. He mouthed: Can your sword do grenade form?
Percy mouthed back, No. Shut up.”- The Son Of Neptune

“They sped by a pack of sea lions lounging on the docks, and she swore she saw an old homeless guy sitting among them. From across the water the old man pointed a bony finger at Percy and mouthed something like 'Don't even think about it.'
"Did you see that?" Hazel asked. Percy's face was red in the sunset.
"Yeah. I've been here before. I...I don't know. I think I was looking for my girlfriend."
"Annabeth," Frank said. "You mean, on your way to Camp Jupiter?"
Percy frowned. "No. Before that.”- The Son Of Neptune

“The way to beat Luke," he said. "If I'm right, it's the only way you'll stand a chance."
I took a deep breath. "Okay. I'm listening."
Nico glanced inside my room. His eyebrows furrowed.
"Is that...is that blue birthday cake?"
He sounded hungry, maybe a little wistful. I wondered if the poor kid had ever had a birthday party, or if he'd ever even been invited to one.
:Come inside for cake and ice cream," I said. "It sounds like we've got a lot to talk about.”- The Battle Of The Labyrinth

“I looked down at my clothes. They were slashed to pieces and full of bullet holes, but I was fine. Not a mark on me.
Nico's mouth hung open. "You just . . . with a sword . . . you just—"
"I think the river thing worked," I said.
"Oh gee," he said sarcastically. "You think?”- The Last Olympian

“Nico strode forward. The enemy army fell back before him like he radiated death, which of course he did.
Through the face guard of his skull-shaped helmet, he smiled. "Got your message. Is it too late to join the party?"
"Son of Hades." Kronos spit on the ground. "Do you love death so much you wish to experience it?"
"Your death," Nico said, "would be great for me."
"I'm immortal, you fool! I have escaped Tartarus. You have no business here, and no chance to live."
Nico drew his sword-three feet of wicked sharp Stygian iron, black as a nightmare. "I don't agree.”- The Last Olympian

"You know what happens to snow in Texas lady? It. Freaking. Melts!" -Leo Valdez

-"Can we just call them storm spirits? Because Venti makes them sound like evil espresso drinks!" Leo Valdez (The Lost Hero)

-"Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out." Leo Valdez (The Son of Neptune)

-"Stupid rock gods! That's the third time I've had to replace that mast! You think they grow on trees?"

"Masts are from trees." Nico di Angelo (The House of Hades)

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The Phases Of Change by skaterblog reviews
My birthday has always been a day of sadness when both my parents died, now after I encountered Team Horizon on my 15 birthday my life will never be the same since I have slowly begun to turn into a Umbreon and running from both them and Team Rocket.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 190,810 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Charmander/Hitokage, Eevee/Eievui, Umbreon/Blacky, Plusle/Prasle
The Child of Mew by DarkFoxKit reviews
What happens when Ash Ketchum was raised by the legendary Pokemon Mew itself? Being raised by a legendary Pokemon, especially a playful one isn't easy, so the boy decided to run away and become a Pokemon Trainer, but there's no running from Mew.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 273,888 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Mew - Complete
A New Truth by twobagelscollide reviews
Ugh... what just happened? who is this guy, and where are we going? this feels weird...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,945 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Follow Your Heart by kyokotheeevee reviews
When a human named after a certain YouTuber wakes up and discovers he has turned into a Pokémon, he sets out to find the truth about his transformation. Just your average Mystery Dungeon story... right? (Repost from BlackPearlNamine. I am the original author.) I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 153,435 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Riolu, Chikorita - Complete
A Pikachu Called Green by RuAlf reviews
When Green was changed into a little Pikachu, who came to his aid? Red did... Still, there's one problem, a BIG problem. Red does not know that his Pikachu is actually him and it leads Green to something that even bigger than him transforming into a pokemon...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,143 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Blue/Green (unspecified), Red
The Luck of the Draw by Videomixer reviews
When Calvin is sent into the Pokémon world, he tries desperately to return home, but that isn't always the easiest thing to do in this universe. Things only get more complicated when he has to deal with changes he didn't even think possible.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,966 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Mew, OC
The Betrayal by Soccerisawesome19 reviews
The sequel of The Veil. (Summary of The Veil given in text) Harry comes back for his second year. Things are as good as they can get, and he and Sirius, along with the help of Dumbledore are trying to destroy horcruxes in the plan to kill Voldemort. When a sudden mysterious betrayal happens, will Harry be able to find out the real reason behind it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B.
New Species by IcecreamSyndrome reviews
My mother is a human and my father is a Mew. But what does that make me? With Team Rocket nipping at my heels and my struggle to control the move Transform, what else could go wrong? Well, I have been feeling more like a Pokemon than usual...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 179,570 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Mew
Transformation by ThePokemonPress reviews
Okay, so the plan was to kidnap the girl. Check. Experiment on girl. Check. Lose experiment. Check... Oh no. Join the crew as they try to stop Team Rocket AGAIN! This time though, only a select very even know why. A missing DexHolder... A mysterious Vulpix... What's next? And what does Blaine have to do with the vanishing? Rated T to be safe.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,653 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Yellow, Blaine/Katsura, Vulpix/Rokon, Blue O./Green O. (male)
The Veil by Soccerisawesome19 reviews
After the War, Harry goes back to the Department of Mysteries. He thinks of Sirius. And he goes through the Veil. What is the future (or shall we say past) to come?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,672 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Irreparable by SinSidhe reviews
Harry Potter would like a break. Unfortunately, when it comes to his life, fate is cruel. Now, he cannot rest until evil has been destroyed... At least he has eternity to do it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,457 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 3,431 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Harry P.
Ashchu's Journey by pichu missionary reviews
Ash is going back to Pallet Town to go on a training journey in Kanto, but on the way back, something happens. Ash discovers something about himself that he hadn't even realized. Could it have to do with a certain someone?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
The Black Latios by Mekon reviews
After losing in the Sinnoh league, Ash and his friends head back home but make a stop in Altomare to visit some old friends. However, it's a start of a new adventure as unexpected changes befall upon our young hero that could decide the fate of the world. - Image provided by Rubius! You can find a link to him on my profile page.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 207,191 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Latias
Indomitable Spirit by CracktheSkye reviews
Six years ago, Ash Ketchum died. Now, during the tournament of Celebi, a mysterious figure appears. Who is he and what is his connection to Ash? Dark plots are stirring, and soon all will collide in a fight for the fate of world. Pokeshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,163 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
Poke Him On by ravengal reviews
How many things in Pokémon can one person make fun of? Come find out, as our heroes get tortured, mocked and humiliated in a Pokemon parody! No one is safe. NO ONE.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,910 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 3/31/2012
Human Born Charizard Raised by Houndmon reviews
What would happen if Ash wasn't raised with Delia? How would the story change if he was raised by pokemon? AU; will be Pokeshipping eventually.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,120 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Charizard/Lizardon
Fate's design by Fate's Pride reviews
Percy Jackson has left the world of Greek gods to live in isolation, there is a war approaching and the Avengers need to reassemble and fight but they also have to convince Percy to fight with them. Fate has a plan for these people, let's hope it's not tragic... Warning: May be a bit dark, also some spoilers for Mark of Athena.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,446 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Percy J.
Harry Potter and the Legacy of Dragons by SinSidhe reviews
In the summer before Fifth Year, Harry finds a dragon egg. Having gained power, Harry must do everything he can to destroy Lord Voldemort, only now he is not alone. He has a dragon backing him up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,804 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P.
Corpsiated by Kara Winter Wolf reviews
George is having trouble moving on from his brothers death. It's like he's waiting for some thing to happen, but its not happening. So when he gets a real chance to move on, he takes it. Will joining the Avengers help him? (sequel to Burning. If you believe burning should remain a one shot- don't read this)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - George W.
In Mew's world by SatAMNerd15 reviews
A young trainer finds himself spirited away to a world the legendary pokemon Mew rules as some kind of playful God.With no way out and a strange quest ahead of him,what lies in store for Mew's new unfortunate toy?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,632 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Mew
Guardians of Aura Part II by KatanaNinja reviews
Ash is now a Guardian of Aura. The time has come to train his son to be one and carry one the legacy. But as an ancient prophecy comes to be, the world is in danger of being destroyed by a power so great even the Guardians may not be able to stop it
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,749 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 10/3/2009
The Ways of Nature: Order versus Chaos by Neqyro reviews
What if Pitch Black wasn't the biggest enemy out there? A new battle is brewing and a new spirit must be found, one that is older than any of the guardians. Lady Nature. She embeds her powers in a human to prepare for the oncoming war against Chaos. The battle against Pitch was just a prelude, now comes the all-out war. (No slash) OC, All Guardians are included
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Jack Frost
Failing Normality by wishbone23 reviews
I've never been normal, and I never will be. So when I started my pokemon journey I wasn't sure what to expect. Apparently I was supposed to expect to be able to talk to pokemon. I don't know why, but apparently I'm pretty important. Bad luck for me, I guess, considering that that means that tons of people are tracking me down. Maybe there's more to it than talking to pokemon...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,428 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Snivy/Tsutarja
Breaking the Spell by Riley Sky reviews
Underneath the happy-go-lucky Ranger Keith is one heck of a secret. When Kate discovers the "peculiar" curse, she stays by Keith's side to help him through it. Soon, darkness starts entering into Almia, with her in more danger than he is. But can Keith find a way to break his spell, save Kate and control his newfound emotions?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 109,354 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Keith/Dazzle, Kate/Hitomi - Complete
Light in the Dusk by AlphaTheGriffin17 reviews
A young unicorn with an unusual power, lonely and friendless, has drifted along through his life, unnoticed by all. He wants to have friends, but doesn't know where to start and doesn't think he's anything special. Can the Mane Six change the way he sees things? Book 1.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,848 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Awake by PichuAuraGuardian18 reviews
After an accident involving a Thunderbolt, Ash finds himself stuck in two parallel universes every time he falls asleep and wakes up. But which one is real and which one is a dream? Advanceshipping/Pearlshipping collaboration by PichuAuraGuardian18 and The Shiny Gengar.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,683 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi
The Legend Master by Larxa the Writer reviews
On his journey in Unova, Ash catches up with two old allies who say that Giovanni is planning to capture all the legendary Pokemon! With a new power he has received, Ash must save the world again, and stop Team Rocket! Mewtwo as a third main character.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,558 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Giovanni/Sakaki
The Master's Cup by SuperXBrother reviews
After winning the Sinnoh Cup, Ash vanished. Four years later the Master's Cup is held. Ash competes to prove himself. But Ash Ketchum is believed to be dead. An ancient myth is resurrected. Time is running out as the fate of the pokemon world approaches.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,855 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka
Poke genetics by maximaxx reviews
Ash only wanted to rest after the Sinnoh League, however he could not turned down a request from that guy met on the road. Now he has to fight criminals, save his friend and solve his love issues... stuck as a pikachu. Ashchu story, contains Ocs.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 179,396 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi
The Mew Toy by Banjoboy5 reviews
When a boy's father falls to a deadly sickness, he is forced to 'play' with the Legendary Mew in exchange for his recovery. However, there is something suspicious about this whole thing... TF fic.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,335 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Mew
The Change of the Seasons by QueenPalkia reviews
Transformation fic. When an uknown enemy threatens the legendary pokemon, Ash is chosen along with other talented and passionate Trainers across the globe to help save the world. But to receive that honor, they must first pass Mew's test... A collab fic.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,432 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Mew
Pilot Light by Tashojiri reviews
After witnessing the defeat of Ho-Oh, teenager Kit finds herself in the body of a vulpix. As the changes to her body take her through legends, mysteries and conspiracies, her soul begins a journey towards truth, belonging and salvation. Ch 42 up- really!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 184,928 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Vulpix/Rokon, Ninetales/Kyukon
Curse or Blessing by DragonBlade152 reviews
While exploring an abandoned mansion, Paul falls under a Ninetales' curse. Now, doomed to be a Gallade for a year, he must find out just how much his Gardevoir cares for him.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,475 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Gallade/Erlade, Gardevoir/Sirknight - Complete
Forest Tail by Azure Butterfly reviews
After Pikachu is kidnapped by Team Rocket - again - Ash and his friends run into a cursed forest to search for him. Unfortunately, they find out all too soon why the forest is "cursed."
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,615 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Jolt by Azure Butterfly reviews
Transformation fic. Thousands of years ago, a curse was sealed away to protect the world. Now that curse has been released, and only a handful of trainers have the opportunity to seal it once more - but, when the time comes, will they want to?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,561 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010
Trickster's Treat by Matkin22 reviews
Halloween Special 2009. Rey is on her way to a party, but something in the darkness is stalking her... Set one year after Final Challenge
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Leaf - Complete
Guardians of Aura by KatanaNinja reviews
The Guardians of Aura were once a proud race of elite warriors wielding amazing abilities. Ash has been born with the Guardians’ ability to control and influence Aura. But if he can’t find a teacher he will never master it. This is the story of his quest.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,420 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Rotten Luck by Cevaztyen reviews
Jonathan is a sixteen year old boy who doesn't have the best of luck. One day, he obtains a relic and after an unfortunate accident, he finds himself reborn as a Ralts.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,329 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/12/2007
Final Challenge by Matkin22 reviews
Ash is battling Cynthia to finally become a Master, but something has destabilized the Pokemon World.... AdvanceShipping, SatoHaru, AaMayL, AshxMay, minor AbilityShipping, ContestShipping, PewterPearlShipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 156,708 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka - Complete
Mirror Image by Kim Hoppy reviews
After escaping for an experiment by Team Rocket, Misty and Brock can't help but notice that Ash is a little different. And when they find out why, the reason is all the more shocking . . .
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,624 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/16/2001
Search for the Legendary reviews
Ash confronts a mysterious, unknown Pokemon while lost in a forest, and tries to capture it. It delivers a strange move on both Ash and Pikachu, with who knows what consequences. I suck at summaries, just read.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi, Brock/Takeshi, Pikachu