MustardPanda
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Joined 04-08-13, id: 4653487, Profile Updated: 08-18-14
Author has written 2 stories for Homestuck.

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Name: [REDACTED]

Age: 16 years of physical age; 4 years of mental age

Gender: I wield uterus.

Country of Origin: I was born in the land of fishing, rice fields and seaweed. Of islands, volcanoes and beaches. I am a child of The Kingdom of Bali. Though, most of my life I have resided in the land of deserts, bush lands and snow. Of kangaroos, culture and a million predators waiting to kill you the second you step out of the safety zone. I live happily in the Kingdom of Australia.

And for some reason I have the accent of the people of the Kingdom of England. Don't know why. Probably will never know why. If anyone can explain this, drop me a line. Seriously, I've spent 15 years trying to explain to people that I'm not British.

Orientation: I'm quite proudly Pansexual.


The Fandom Corner:

Homestuck

Hetalia

Doctor Who

BBC Sherlock

Supernatural

Welcome to Night Vale

Supernatural

Teen Wolf

Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler)

Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan)

No. 6

Pokemon

Rooster Teeth

Achievement Hunter

RWBY

RvB

Vocaloid

Cryaotic (I don't know if there's a fandom or not but there's a fan base and that's close enough)

MLP (Whaaaat?? Why is this here?? I don't know how this- DON'T JUDGE MEEEE!!)

I mostly write Homestuck but I may channel towards other fandoms when I feel more comfortable with them.


Serious Business:

I don't publish much. I write a lot, especially when the mood strikes, but I don't publish much. Probably because I'm self-conscious about my writing. Mostly because there's that one couple of many times when I loose interest in the story and abandon it. Whatever the reason, this account is very slow. I'm kinda new here and I haven't been able to write much because of school and personal bullshit so… don't expect much from me.

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Private Schoolstuck by Izzileia reviews
A new school. A new start. You would think something like that would be perfect. But in Karkat's life? Hell no. Everything's too complicated. But... there might be sunlight in this hellhole, and that would be John Egbert - and the perfection he is. Sexual themes in later chapters.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 84,338 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 6/27/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
In Which Cecil Gets Injured (And Carlos Brings Him Stuffed Animals) by kandyblood reviews
Detective Cecil Palmer loves his job working for NYPD. He also loves the new scientist working in Forensics, who is perfect in every way, but nobody can know about that. Alternately titled: Cecil And Carlos Fall In Love And Everyone Knows It.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
A Purgatory Story by sachi-sama reviews
As if it wasn't hard enough to lose all his memories and wake up in a completely unfamiliar place, John now has to remember who he used to be, all while being judged on his eternal placement in the afterlife. With his gun-happy roommate, and shade wearing douchebag of a friend, they begin to uncover their pasts, and learn they may not all be strangers to each other. DaveJohn AU.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,741 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Coffee Black by owlpostagain reviews
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you are A DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE. In fact, you are THE DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE, with a proper capital T-H-E.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
A Very Important Day by adrielan reviews
Your name is Dave Strider, and the love of your life is getting married. What will you do?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,770 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Popcorn and a Blanket by 26Chocolates reviews
In a world where the trolls are human, John Egbert is in love with ONE 1 Karkat Vantas. He's planned the ultimate ROMANTIC EVENING- a Nicolas Cage marathon- but he's faced with uncertainty, reluctance, and the consequences of lactose intolerance.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
This Is For Keeps by MistressKiko reviews
Post Sburb. Karkat Vantas surprises his boyfriend on his birthday. FLUFF.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,464 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/19/2011 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
It's a Beautiful Lie by Anaki Starsong reviews
A multi Chapter fic about Karkat, John, Dave, and Sollux all as humans in college I wrote for AO3 and have compressed into one long story here with Chapter titles : Please enjoy!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,912 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
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Five Stages of Falling in Love reviews
Houston's local heartthrob Dave Strider didn't think love would find him until it slammed into him at the park and spilled coffee on his favourite hoodie. Predictably, Dave doesn't handle love all that well and quickly spirals into a huge, sappy, lovesick mess as the object of his affection brutally massacres his cool kid facade without even realising he's doing so.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,605 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/29/2013 - John E., Dave S., Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
JohnKat Drabbles reviews
Got bored. Wrote a Drabble inspired by a prompt. Decided to keep going. MustardPanda presents the things that float through the abyss of her mind in text format. T for language but honestly, with Karkat profanities don't exist, am I right?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Karkat V., John E.