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Thank you so much to Don'tCallMeLeeLee for making me a cool avatar for me - it's so cute!

And also for creating me an absolutely awesome cover for my story Broken!!!!!!!! Check it out! :)


Love this! :D -

Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23) BRING a picnic basket and ask the other passengers to tea.

I'm going to test all of these! :)


Boys are like slinkies. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. :D Haha :)

Whoever said that nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. :)

There's always a light at the end of a tunnel. Just pray it isn't a train.


Quiz :)

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

- Harry Hill's Whopping Great Joke Book; Did you hear about the chef who got an electric shock? He stood on a bun and a currant shot up his leg (haha :D).

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

- Nothing :)

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

- Arthur (Kids programme I know :D)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

- 18:00 pm.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

- 18:20 pm.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

- The TV, my sister is watching House Of Anubis, birds and cars outside.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

- On the bus coming home from school.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

- LollipopLucyxD's profile (this is where I got the quiz from!)

9. What are you wearing?

- School uniform.

10. Did you dream last night?

- Too embarrassing.

11. When did you last laugh?

- When I was reading the quiz.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

- Purple paint ;)

14. What do you think of this quiz?

- Weird . . .

15. What is the last film you saw?

- Umm . . . Bit of Mission Impossible Three :)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

- List is too long :D haha :).

Copy and paste the quiz onto your profile and take it too! :)


The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I'm sick I'm black, when I go in the sun I'm black, when I'm cold I'm black, when I die I'll be black.

But you sir, when you're born you're pink, when you grow up you're white, when you're sick, you're green, when you go in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" the black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


Copy and paste this onto your profile if you hate racism!


This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a line up to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 per cent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 per cent of the people that read this won’t repost it?


One day a dad comes home drunk and mad. He pulls out a gun and shoots his wife and then turns the gun on himself. His little girl sits behind the couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family. On her first day to Sunday school she walks into the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross.

The little girl asks the teacher: ‘How did that man get off the cross?’

The teacher replied: ‘He never did’.

The little girl argued: ‘Yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was going to be alright...’

66 Of U Won't Repost This. But Remember The Bible Said – ‘Deny Jesus In Front Of Your Friends And I Will Deny You In Front Of My Father’. “Repost This If You’re Not Ashamed. Let God's Love Spread! :)


When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you’re about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him. Copy, & Paste this if you’re in God's Army :)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that: ‘If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven’.

†††
97% of you won't post this. When
Jesus died on the cross he was
thinking of you. If you're one of 3% that
cares, put this on your profile . . .


A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle:

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

*She gives him a big hug*

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you think this is really sweet :)


Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

If you can you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae it otno yuor porlfie:)

My ssteir had torulbe radnieg it, but she is olny nnie! :D


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Sorry! I deleted this, but then thought it was safe to repost it, so I did! :(


About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

They hurt her! :O

Sorry again I got totally freaked out when I typed it onto the internet and found it was true! :(


You have been diagnosed with Obsessive Cullen Disorder copy and paste this on your profile if you have it too! :)


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Rosalie's the prettiest

Edward's the fastest

Emmett's the sweetest

Alice's the hypest

Bella's the clumziest

But Jasper is the only one who can sit in the corner of the room, and still make everyone Jealous.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you would love to be like Jasper!


Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella,
Each time I carelessly fall down,
And I promise to remember Edward,
Whenever I'm out of town,
I promise to obey traffic laws,
For Charlie's sake of course,
And I promise to remember Jacob,
When my heart fills with remorse,
I promise to remember Carlisle,
When ever I am in the Emergency Room,
And I promise to remember Emmett,
Every time there's a huge boom,
I promise to remember Rosalie,
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty,
And I promise to remember Alice,
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me,
I promise to remember Renesmee,
When I see that beautiful bronze hair,

And I promise to remember Esme,
When someone tells me they care,
I promise to remember Jasper,
Whenever my stomach isn't curled,
And I promise to remember the Volturi,
When someone speaks of dominating the world,
Yes I promise to love Twilight,
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession,
Because I know what the Twilighters know,
Twilight isn't an obsession,
it's a way of life you know . . .

If you are obsessed with Twilight too, copy and paste this onto your profile!


Hunger Games Oath

I promise to remember Rue,
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me,
I’ll think of Foxface every time,
I eat a strange new berry,
If my little sister pets a goat,
I promise to think of Prim,
And if my best friend acts depressed,
Then Gale; I’ll think of him,
When I toss some wood in the fire,
I’ll think of Katniss every time,
And I’ll always think of Peeta,
When my birthday cake’s sublime,

The Capitol will cross my mind,
When someone is unfair,
I’ll be sure to think of Clove,
Each time I pretend to care,
I’ll always think of Glimmer,

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce,
And Thresh will occupy my mind,
If I spare someone, something... Once,
Whenever I watch a reality show,
I will think of the Hunger Games,
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch,
If someone calls me names,

I swear to think of Cato,
When I’m homicidally inclined,
I’ll make sure I think of Effie,
When there’s nothing on my mind,
I swear to remember the Hunger Games,
And Catching Fire too . . .

If you are obsessed with Hunger Games too, copy and paste this onto your profile!


Thanks for reading! :D And also feel free the copy and paste anything off of my profile like my pal Lisa did - GoldfishCullen2000!

Also, Edward Cullen killed Bambi's Mum!! :O

- Penguin :P

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The 66th Annual Hunger Games: Fire & Ice by ilovewritingandwritingonly reviews
Watch as the lethal combination of fire and ice invokes terror in the tributes! See how they survive with grit and determination against the elements of the pre-historic era in Panem's most memorable games - The 66th Annual Hunger Games!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,881 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Other tributes, Caesar F., Seneca C.
The Child Castaways - Twilight by TwilightReaderWriter reviews
Will it ever be possible for Emmett and Rosalie to have a child. Arvil thinks that they can, however there may be a price to pay. This is the 2nd Part of "The Forgotten Child"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,225 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Carlisle, Emmett, Esme, Rosalie
The Forgotten Child by TwilightReaderWriter reviews
Synopsis: It's been 40-50 years since the Cullen's separated and left Forks. Now they are returning to their old home to live as a family again. But something has changed. A mystery seems to unravel before their own eyes. Things of the past will reappear and threaten to haunt them.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,911 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Carlisle, Edward
The Cullen's Truth or Dare! by AbbeySalvatore reviews
Carlisle and Esme have left for the week and Alice decides they are going to play truth or dare! What will the Cullen's get up too? They will get up to some crazy things and it will include some crazy flashbacks! Better at writing than summaries!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Alice, Bella, Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Bella Needs It Bad by chickymeg177 reviews
Bella needs it bad from Edward...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
Broken reviews
Bella is broken. Her mother's remarriage broke her spirit. Jacob Black, her best friend broke her hand. And Edward Cullen, the boy she loves broke her heart after he left her. But when Edward returns he discovers she's head over heels in love with Jacob and now he will do anything within his power to get his girl back - after all without the one you love, life isn't worth living...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,965 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - [Bella, Jacob]