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Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, X-overs, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Shakespeare.

"It's not over till the fat lady sings, and I've never heard Umbridge croak a note."
Don't let the series' close bring a close to your fanfics!

Don't stop till the theories flop!
If J. K. Rowling hasn't specifically ruled it out, there's no reason it shouldn't be true. Keep the theories flowing and alive!

Hello, everyone! Thank you so much for coming to visit!

Hold on! People actually read this?! Thank you for telling me, Profile Traffic monitor!

I'd like to then apologize for any delay that may occur in my updates and explain myself. I am, at any given time, working on several of these fanfictions, working on an original novel of my own, plus, I will be in grad school (studying Children's Literature!) from mid-June to the end of July. Come August, maybe I'll have more free time? I planned once to leave the Potterverse behind but as the Parselmouths' song says, "This is never going to end. It really can't end, 'cause we've made too da*n many friends." I've not forgotten about my fanfictions and I'm not done with them. I promise.

Now, come find a story to read. Thank you.

The Draco Sequence (in chronological order with the earliest listed first)

Death Eaters Don't Cry - COMPLETE again! Draco Malfoy has the life of the Death Eater he always imagined for himself. He has the Dark Lord's attention. But now that he has it, he's no longer sure it's what he really wants. Is death the only way out? Is it worth it? Rated T for brief language, torture, and depressing situations, but mostly because Voldemort interacts oddly with Draco. I have made even those who despise the little ferret feel sorry for him!

Tapestries Tear - COMPLETE again as well! The sequel to Death Eaters Don't Cry. Draco Malfoy returns to Hogwarts, having fled the Dark Lord and come to Dumbledore with no one else to turn to and no where else to go. But he is scorned by all four Houses as well as some of the staff, the Dark Lord is still seeking to influence him and win back his support, and the tactics of his Death Eaters at Hogwarts are less subtle. Allies are few and trust is hard. T for brief language, torture, angst.

And Then There Were Nine - UNDER RECONSTRUCTION! The ending's up, but content is missing. The sequel to Tapestries Tear. Draco's spending his summer holiday with the Weasleys, much to his distaste. He struggles still to get out from under the cloud of his past, away from the Dark Lord. Especially when Harry gets his annual invitation to the Burrow. T for teenage angst, brief language, violence.

A Malfoy Family Secret - FINISHED! A Christmas one-shot set during the Christmas break of Alana's seventh year. She and Draco bond over hot chocolate. K+ for inappropriate insinuations.

The Holly and the Ivy - Looking at it now, will probably NEVER be finished! Also, this story is not entirely in the same chronology as the others; there is some disagreement in the backstory that fills the gap between And Then There Were Nine and A Malfoy Family Secret, namely that the war has not ended in the timeline of The Holly and the Ivy, while in my other stories, the war ends with the Battle of Hogwarts. This is my second holiday gift. Draco and Alana's wedding is the overarching setting, but the story keeps growing to include more characters and more plot lines, so that it is more of a knitted blanket of many colors, with the tails of each begun and finished color still left hanging. K+ for more than one passionate kiss.

Reindeer Pause - FINISHED! My first holiday treat. Draco's never believed in Santa Claus, but one midnight visitor will change all that. K for gifts, Santa, a teddy bear, and a Christmas tree.

Other Harry Potter Works (listed by tone and then from my favorite to my least favorite)

Serious

A Dark and Stormy Night - FINISHED! Character study on Minerva McGonagall. On a dark and stormy night, her mind wanders through the past, over the memories that made her stern, that won Dumbledore her fierce support and Voldemort her fierce opposition. M because of implied mature topics with some detail. My first M...

Beyond the Worst - FINISHED! Written pre-DH and disregarding all of its information on this score. A continuation on the chapter "Snape's Worst Memory" from OotP. This short ficlet includes two other possible memories Snape put into the Pensive at the beginning of each Occlumency lesson. It also answers some of our older questions, such as Neville's fear of the Potions' Master. And it leaves Harry in a much better light than at the end of J. K. Rowling's chapter (I really wish he'd apologized at some point...). Anyway, it's my first attempt at a Snape ficlet, but so far it has recieved good reviews. It's also one of the few I've ever tried to do in Harry's POV. T for some rather horrifying situations and Harry's scary teenage anger. (The new words that he must engrave in his skin? "I will not attempt Unforgivable curses.")

Light-hearted

Awry and Askew - FINISHED! A bit of craziness my friends and I invented for a skit. Snape is asked to oversee a meeting of AWA (Addicted Wizards Anonymous), with all of our favorite characters in attendance: the trio, the twins, Neville, Malfoy, and Trelawney. You can only imagine how Snape must react and how much trouble he finds himself in. T for adult concepts.

Sparks Fly - FINISHED! Another random ficlet from me. Sir Nicholas drops his wand on the way to his beheading and a Muggle peasant picks it up as firewood. K because I could find absolutely nothing malignant or difficult about it.

Another One Bites the Dust - Based upon a list I found on Mugglenet known as "50 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort," in this story, each of the Death Eaters is either so annoyingly childish, so annoyingly cheerful, or so annoying rude that Voldemort feels extreme punishments are in order. Once this was far more satisfying than it is now. I'm sort of losing steam on it as, well, it seems rather unfair to ridicule the dead, redeemed, and imprisoned. Brava to J. K. Rowling for finely finishing off her series! K+ because I'm killing off characters like gnats and, as we all know, non-innocent lives are just as important as innocent ones.

Cornelius Fudge's Not-So-Famous Goblin Pie - FINISHED! Well, this one's really pretty straightforward. It's a recipe for Goblin Pie inspired by the article in The Quibbler. I'm not entirly sure it's leagally a fanfic, but... Read at your own risk. K for goblin baking.

Don't Turn Out the Lights, Potter - Draco Malfoy arranges to meet the trio in the Slytherin Common Room for a ghost story-telling competition. K+ for a little blood, guts, and gore - you know, the usual ghostly apparel.

Works from Other Series (in no particular order)

Two Devils Walk into a Bar - FINISHED! Iago (Shakespeare's Othello) and Milton's Satan (Paradise Lost) meet in a bar in Hell and spar over who's more wicked. I don't really know what else to say about this. T mostly because I used the writing styles of both author's for the character's dialouge and who can ever understand what Milton's saying??

Heaven or Earth - (Avatar: the Last Airbender) FINISHED! Toph muses about Sokka's lingering love for Yue. Really short and mostly a writing exercise and character study. I figured I had written it and I may as well put it up in case anyone is interested. K+ for the mention of a kiss and nothing more.

Dwarves Love Red Meat - (Lord of the Rings) FINISHED! Listed under the pen-name Fizzing Wizard, my co-writer for this piece. Tensions are running high among the Fellowship and then finally boil over. Another bit of nonsensical hilarity which Fizzing Wizard and I wrote by every other sentence. K, though... you know, I might have made it K+ because of... eating habits frowned upon in most civilized societies.

I hope that aids you in deciding which you'd like best. Or, if you've the time, feel free to read them all! Please come again soon! I would love to hear from you!
~Yours forever, Tsona

A few notes on my favorites:

With regards to my favorite authors. Many of these are friends of mine, not all of whose stories I've yet had time to sample. However, what I have read of Rebekahek623's work, I have very much enjoyed. Her style is wonderfully unique and thought-provoking. Of most of Fizzing Wizard's, Ryuujin Dragon King's, Beths-Notebook's, and TheKerrGirl's work, I cannot say much as I am unfamiliar with most of those worlds, yet I can tell you that they are all amazing writers as I know them well and we've worked together on pieces that have never been published anywhere. Of especial interest on this list are Jedi Tess of Gryffindor, TragicSlytherin, lembas7, WeatherWatch, charmingly-holly, and Mystiq as they are the only ones I have never had contact with (beyond an occasional PM) and who all got on this list solely based on merit. Also, one author who should be on there and is not is Cassandra Claire, whose fanfiction works--the Draco Trilogy--I no longer know where to find, alas! Her work greatly influenced my own, by which I mean she kept me sane for the five years or so it took me to get through her three books. She is, however, now an officially published author. Her Mortal Instruments series can be found under the name Clare.

Of my favorite stories, I use this both for those stories I am currently reading and those I love--and I've started using my "favorites" list as a form of bookmarking for all the fanfiction suggestions from friends that I just haven't had time to read yet. The majority are, however, genuine, beloved favorites.

My Universal DISCLAIMER (for the Potterverse): J. K. Rowling once told BBC that she is “very flattered by the fact there is such great interest in her Harry Potter series and that people take the time to write their own stories.” She also mentioned that she wishes the fanfics to be credited to the author rather than herself. So, in respect for her wishes: IT’S MINE! ALL MINE! MUHAHA! However, this generous wish has also renewed my respect for her, so: All characters involved in these Harry Potter stories--excluding my own Alana O’Toule, Callous Boor, and a few other minor additions, and Fizzing Wizard’s Kari Ollivander-- belong to the great J. K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series. They are no creations of mine, as much as I wish it otherwise--and even if I change them almost beyond recognition, as I am wont to do, the original templates are still hers--and therefore I must thank her for making these stories possible. Thank you.

Also I do not write intended slash. I use the character listings as the main characters. For those who are wary. Some stories could be taken that direction if you so chose, but you'd be adding most of the actual attraction yourselves.

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A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story by cosette-aimee reviews
The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 168,278 - Reviews: 3191 - Favs: 7,186 - Follows: 8,623 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8090 - Favs: 4,727 - Follows: 2,944 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
World in Pieces by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU after the last chapter of DH. Harry gets pulled into another universe to deal with the problem of Voldemort there. But that is not the worst thing that could happen. Mostly gen, with Snape mentoring Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 172,078 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 2,861 - Follows: 2,407 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Curse of the Reapers by deanine reviews
In a world under the thumb of an ancient emperor, Muggle society has been oppressed beyond recognition. Wizards rule over all, society organized by power. This is the story of a broken family scattered by a perpetual war, and the bonds that lead home. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 146,931 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P.
Dark Forest by anarithilien reviews
MEFA 2011 3rd Place Winner! When Legolas and Gimli venture into Fangorn, they unwittingly find danger while uncovering long-hidden secrets of elven past. With Thranduil, Celeborn, Galadriel, Narvi, Celebrimbor, and a cast of OCs.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 78 - Words: 425,646 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
The Last Spy by sylphides reviews
Hermione Granger and Severus Snape slowly learn from each other as the war escalates and the Final Battle approaches. AU from HBP. Out of a war where children must grow up too fast, Hermione and Severus develop a beautiful friendship and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 594,521 - Reviews: 2479 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Bring Me All Your Elderly! by RainAndRoses reviews
After watching "The Last Airbender" movie, the appalled members of Team Avatar decide it's up to them to fix the movie by coaching their live-action counterparts on how to be more like them. Hilarity ensues. Canon pairings, but lots of weirdness later.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,918 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
Dudley's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Minerva needs help delivering another letter to #4 Privet Drive. At forty, Dudley is not at all what Harry expects. A long overdue conversation ensues. DH cannon compliant, but probably not the way you think. Prologue to "Snape's Memories".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,218 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hot Boy Who Jumps From Trees by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
A Sketch of Character by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
My annual Christmas fic, based on J.K.R.'s epilogue in Deathly Hollows. Spoiler alert! This is character study set around Christmas, so it's got elements of both! Enjoy, feliz navidad!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Control the Wind by The Undying Mongoose reviews
AU postHBP. When a tragedy makes Theodore Nott realize that he's lost control of his life, he'll do anything to get it back...even work with his worst enemies. Rated for violence in later chapters. Please R&R! On hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Theodore N.
Cockandbull Correspondence from the Cupboard by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Draco Malfoy, War Hero apparently, goes into hiding in the cupboard under the stairs of Number 4 Privet Drive. This is a record of his ordeal, in his own words. The veracity of his words is, naturally, open to debate...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,543 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Draco M., Dudley D. - Complete
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3525 - Favs: 5,748 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Dwarves Love Red Meat by Fizzing Wizard reviews
You must not read too much into this.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9793 - Favs: 12,963 - Follows: 3,737 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Elijah's Cup by lembas7 reviews
Everyone deserves a chance at redemption. Prisoner of Azkaban, Chronicles of Narnia crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,866 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Will to Live by HedwigOwl reviews
Draco Malfoy is dying in Azkaban. He is only seventeen. This is my first angst fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,810 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Draco M., Lucius M.
Ginger and Icing by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
The short, short version: Ginny, Draco, lots of icing, a bit of gingerbread, three mischievous house elves, and some atrocious socks. DG, COMPLETE with sequel, preOOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,752 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Ghost by Shining Bright Eyes reviews
One ghost in the carnage of the Second War.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Draco M. - Complete
Potatoes by charmingly-holly reviews
Silly little alldialogue drabble. Ron and Hermione. Dinner. Potatoes. If I told you any more, it'd be pointless for you to read it. Rated T just to be sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 2,426 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2663 - Favs: 6,359 - Follows: 416 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Death Sentence by TwoFaced2 reviews
Now that the Dark Lord knows of the prophecy, Voldemort will stop at nothing to end the life of The-Boy-Who-Lived, even if it means going after the ones he loves to lure him out... Harry's in for a rough year. Will he survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Harry P.
Muggle Appreciation Day by snowmaid23 reviews
Hogwarts is having a Muggle Appreciation Day! Harry's Aunt Petunia and cousin Dudley are among the guests. Will Dudley create havoc? And why is he hanging around with Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,275 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Dudley D., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Plot Parody! by WickerB reviews
“No! I’m-” the Powerpuff Girl ripped off her large head, revealing – “WORMTAIL!” (Finished)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,177 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Harry P.
I am the Very Model of a Future Evil Overlord by Elspeth1 reviews
J.K. Rowlings meets W.S. Gilbert.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2002 - Draco M. - Complete
In the Dark by Trinity Day reviews
Sirius, James, Peter and Remus are stuck in a dark room together. A surprise, surprise MWPP fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2001 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
My Father is a Flapjack-Flipping Elf Lord by Blynk reviews
This fic is based on a crazy dream I had where I wish that I could live in Middle Earth. But I guess I should clarify my wishes before I make them... Thanks for the reviews guys! Chapter 4 is now up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2001 - Published: 6/3/2001
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Tapestries Tear reviews
COMPLETE! Draco, having fled LV, returns to Hogwarts but has to battle scorn from all four Houses; the influence of LV, who can still access his mind; and his DEs at Hogwarts. With so few allies and so many enemies can Draco trust anyone? And survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,664 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
A Malfoy Family Secret
FINISHED! A fluff story about hot chocolate set the Christmas after DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
A Dark and Stormy Night reviews
FINISHED! Character study. McGonagall reflects upon what made her stern, a staunch supporter of Dumbledore, and a fierce fighter against Voldemort. M for safety's sake.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Minerva M., Voldemort - Complete
Heaven or Earth reviews
FINISHED! Just a little one-shot that I wrote, mostly for myself. Toph muses about Sokka's lingering love for Yue.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
Death Eaters Don't Cry reviews
COMPLETE! Draco is given to LV after his rebirth and has the life of a DE he's always wanted, but struggles to find his place and to understand his relationship to the Dark Lord. Words fail everyone eventually. Then only actions- often desperate- suffice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,532 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 1/21/2003 - Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
The Holly and the Ivy reviews
ATTN: Fluff lovers! A Christmas gift to you all. Draco's Christmas Eve wedding. Chapter 2 now up: Sirius meets some people he hadn't expected to. NOT slash. D/OC, S/OC, G/H, R/Hr, et al.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,530 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Draco M., Sirius B.
Sparks Fly reviews
FINISHED! What happens when a Muggle peasant accidentally collects Sir Nick's wand for firewood?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Nearly Headless Nick - Complete
Another One Bites the Dust reviews
Based on the list 50 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort, my fic where each of the Death Eaters is so annoying cheerful, childish, or rude to their lord that he feels severe punishments in order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/17/2004 - Voldemort
And Then There Were Nine reviews
Rewritten through CHAPTER 9! Now missing a chapter's content between ch. 9 and 10, but the ending's up. Draco's living at the Burrow in the summer of sixth year. Secrets will be revealed, trusts will be broken, and friendships will be formed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,677 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Two Devils Walk into a Bar reviews
FINISHED! Iago of Shakespeare's Othello meets Milton's Satan in a bar and the two spar over who is the most dastardly. Meant as an intro to a school paper, but humorous nonetheless, in that English major sort of way.
Crossover - X-overs & Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Awry and Askew reviews
FINISHED! Snape is asked to oversee a meeting of Addicted Wizards Anonymous, in which all of our favorite characters are participating. Just a bit of crazy, Monty Python type hilarity my friends and I made up for a skit once. Please be warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Reindeer Pause reviews
FINISHED! Draco Malfoy's never believed in Santa Clause. But one midnight vistior might just shake his confindence. My holiday gift to you all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Draco M. - Complete
Beyond the Worst reviews
FINISHED! Ever wondered what Snape's OTHER worst memories are? A continuation of JK's chapter Snape's Worst Memory. Very sad but it answers lots of our unanswered questions and leaves Harry in a better light. Written preDH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Cornelius Fudge's Not So Famous Goblin Pie reviews
FINISHED! This is, as the title says, a recpie for Goblin Pie and a byproduct of my bizarre brain. Enjoy! Please read and review, but at your own risk. I'm not responsible for anything that happens to you from eating Goblin Pie. Blame Fudge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Complete
Don't Turn Out the Lights, Potter reviews
The two trios (Harry, Ron, Hermione : Draco, Crabbe, Goyle) meet for a showdown in ghost stories! "Magical" horror stories, zany humor, and intense student rivalry! It's quite funny. Please read and reveiw!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.