Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Alex Rider, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Can I just say, I can be a bit random sometimes, but you will learn it can be very good!!! Sometimes...
Ok, so now you know I am a complete randomist (I JUST MADE A NEW WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), I can get on with telling you little random stories that I have written due to complete bordom etc.
Hmmmm... lets see, what can I put in this lovely box provided for me???
Well, I love ALL animals... except spiders (which I don't dislike, but am absolutly terrified of)
Ok, so I have added more stories, and I would like to make an important announcment.
A lot of my stories are already complete, so PLEASE stop pestering me to write another chapter. I mean, I love you guys too, but I can't write a story that I have already completed. I just don't have any more ideas. I promise I will write more stories, and I have a fabulous one in my mind, and a few unfinished ones too, but I tend to only post complete stories.
09/01/15: I have a lot of new obsession recently. Looking back, some of my stories are really quite awful, and don't make a lot of sense, but I've decided to leave them up for the people who liked them. I had two stories going, and I'm not sure I'm going to finish them, but I just posted a new story, so from now on, I'm going to try write stories that are slightly more serious, and less... weird and random? Anyway, many of my new stories may be anime based, which is different to what I've written in the past, but I think may work better. Saying that, my new story is Harry Potter, so maybe not?
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But that's the only time I need to do my hair! *outraged noise*)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Oh! The shoplifters special, then!)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Because that's soooo helpful.)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But , you know, its only a suggestion :P)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (YOU LOSE!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (NO. WAY. I would never have guessed)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But... wouldn't that save time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Because children with head colds on heavy machinery or in a car is such a huge threat to society. Obviously.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Aaaaannnnnndddddd why else would I be taking this?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Is there another dimension out there that everyone failed to tell me about?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Well. Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (NO! Really?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Genius. Someone got paid huge bucks to write this.)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Because I was planning on doing that, you know.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and paste this onto your profile!
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