The lazy stalker
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Joined 04-11-13, id: 4658102, Profile Updated: 06-01-13
Author has written 1 story for How to Train Your Dragon, and Brave, 2012.

One day in the middle of my living room a strange machine appeared. A most curious contraption it was, I've heard it called a Tii.ve. Or something like that. Imagine my surprise when I realized that it let me observe the private lives of other people.

It was thru this device that I was able spy upon the drug addled shenanigans of a brilliant doctor Named House and the adventures of a brave group of castaways trying to return to civilization and how they were foiled by some moron named Gilligan.

Then I realized, Holy crap I'm a stalker!

I write incredibly slowly. Like, pen and paper slowly because I'm away from a computer for most of the day. So if by chance I write something you actually like, don't expect updates to flow like water.

Some facts about myself:

I'm a guy.

The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
The price of choice reviews
You plan for peace, and you plan for war. That's the secret to always win. Feedback is always welcomed, ALWAYS.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,454 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 5/8/2013