The lazy stalker
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Joined 04-11-13, id: 4658102, Profile Updated: 06-01-13
Author has written 1 story for How to Train Your Dragon, and Brave, 2012.

One day in the middle of my living room a strange machine appeared. A most curious contraption it was, I've heard it called a Tii.ve. Or something like that. Imagine my surprise when I realized that it let me observe the private lives of other people.

It was thru this device that I was able spy upon the drug addled shenanigans of a brilliant doctor Named House and the adventures of a brave group of castaways trying to return to civilization and how they were foiled by some moron named Gilligan.

Then I realized, Holy crap I'm a stalker!

I write incredibly slowly. Like, pen and paper slowly because I'm away from a computer for most of the day. So if by chance I write something you actually like, don't expect updates to flow like water.

Some facts about myself:

I'm a guy.

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Shadow and Wind: New legends by Sir-Shun reviews
AU. Naruto and Shikamaru's lives take an unexpected turn. Follow the eccentric hero and the lazy genius on their journey to become legends. Chapter 53: Naruto and Shikamaru are in more trouble! Will they even reach Mizu at this rate?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 339,671 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 1,801 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,577 - Follows: 2,287 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
The price of choice reviews
You plan for peace, and you plan for war. That's the secret to always win. Feedback is always welcomed, ALWAYS.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,267 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 5/8/2013