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Joined 04-11-13, id: 4658102, Profile Updated: 06-01-13
Author has written 1 story for How to Train Your Dragon, and Brave, 2012.

One day in the middle of my living room a strange machine appeared. A most curious contraption it was, I've heard it called a Tii.ve. Or something like that. Imagine my surprise when I realized that it let me observe the private lives of other people.

It was thru this device that I was able spy upon the drug addled shenanigans of a brilliant doctor Named House and the adventures of a brave group of castaways trying to return to civilization and how they were foiled by some moron named Gilligan.

Then I realized, Holy crap I'm a stalker!

I write incredibly slowly. Like, pen and paper slowly because I'm away from a computer for most of the day. So if by chance I write something you actually like, don't expect updates to flow like water.

Some facts about myself:

I'm a guy.

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Escape Plan Green by Mystic 777 reviews
Sometimes the best plans are the crazy ones, let's hope Cloud can hold on to his sanity long enough to save the world. Crack-ish take on Zack surviving the trip to Midgar and beyond.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,853 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 9/8 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Spider-man and his angry friends by GameBreakingLag reviews
Things are going well for the web head after his last team up with the Avengers, but now he faces something he's not sure how to handle. Two super powered teenage girls are dropped into New York city, and they're not too happy about it. It's up to Spider-man, with help from the Avengers, to get Supergirl and Korra home before whoever brought them here can hatch their plan.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Supergirl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 242,635 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 9/6 - Published: 11/8/2014
A Horse For the Force by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Ranma overhears some things that make him question his life in Nerima, then goes to see Dr. Tofu for some answers. While fighting those that came after him, Ranma makes a crazy decision, using the Nanban Mirror to get away from everyone chasing him. Only to land on a random planet in a Galaxy Far Far away before the events of Phantom Menace. Chaos, meet well laid plans... uhoh...
Crossover - Star Wars & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 237,641 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Shaak Ti, Ranma
Dishonorable Discharge by icynovas reviews
Seeking a new career, infantryman Cloud Strife attempts to get fired from ShinRa.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Cloud S.
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 3,174 - Follows: 3,466 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Pam, Pete, and Harley by Wiggles-n-stuff reviews
Good ol' Parker Luck. Peter Parker is living with two very attractive ladies. Both are strong, intelligent... and villains. Oh boy. Spidey is sucked into the DC verse by accident, and immediately stumbles upon the two women. How will the web-head deal with this new world, and what's the goal of the Sirens in keeping him under thumb? Cover Art by Comfort Love and Adam Withers
Crossover - Batman & Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 160,742 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Peter P./Spider-Man
A Chance Encounter by R-dude reviews
Hiccup is lost. Elsa is looking for something. A chance encounter between them has far-reaching consequences.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 197,905 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless, Anna, Elsa
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 540,654 - Reviews: 2083 - Favs: 4,661 - Follows: 4,385 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Terrorism & Anarchy by VarianN reviews
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,044 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 3,658 - Follows: 3,813 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F.
Homo Superior by Vahn reviews
Homo Superior: 1. Above or beyond the human; preternatural or supernatural. 2. Beyond ordinary or normal human ability, power, or experience. The three mutants the X-men finds at Jusendo will either change everything or help maintain the balance.
Crossover - X-Men & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 194,483 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 11/10/2015 - Published: 12/29/2014
One Hundred Tiny Missions by SageQuill reviews
Tseng's desire to escape from lunch with Palmer leads to a humorous series of missions for his fellow Turks. New mission posted! "Oh son of a chocobo," she flinched as the throw knocked two of the Infantrymen to the ground in a flurry of waving arms and 'I'm a SOLDIER' squawks. On Temporary Hiatus.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 97 - Words: 207,019 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Tseng
Ranma of the Shield by fanboy913 reviews
Weird things happen all the time but for Ranma they are often a bit stranger. Pulled away from his chaotic life in Japan he finds himself a standing in a world on the edge of destruction. Follow his adventures there as he saves a country that thinks he is a devil shows this world what damage a martial artist can do. And for the first time in his life attract women that dont hit him
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 100,307 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 10/3/2014
Rewound Calamity by Amber-and-Ash reviews
After the Second Calamity, Cloud and some other survivors plan to go back in time to save the human race.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,351 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Cloud S. - Complete
For Want of a War by Gaming Ikari reviews
Balbanes survives his attempted poisoning to halt the beginnings of a civil war which would have engulfed Ivalice. Too bad this leaves the only true war to be the one fought over Ramza's heart by a plethora of women. Yep, it's FFT done Ranma 1/2-style.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,699 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 3/1/2011
Kagemane Complete by Anbu-Dave reviews
Shikamaru makes a single, different choice at the beginning of the chunin exams. With it he makes a mortal enemy of Orochimaru and must try to outmaneuver the sanin. Adventure/humor/romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 224,568 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Shikamaru N.
Shadow and Wind: New legends by Sir-Shun reviews
AU. Naruto and Shikamaru's lives take an unexpected turn. Follow the eccentric hero and the lazy genius on their journey to become legends. Chapter 53: Naruto and Shikamaru are in more trouble! Will they even reach Mizu at this rate?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 339,671 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 2,896 - Follows: 2,550 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
The price of choice reviews
You plan for peace, and you plan for war. That's the secret to always win. Feedback is always welcomed, ALWAYS.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,267 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 5/8/2013