Author has written 8 stories for Phineas and Ferb.
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(I used to be known as phinbella-luvr22)
Yes, I did it! I changed my pen name! I'm now, officially, Cute as a button22, or Cutie. Cute, right?
Alright, so here's some other info about me:
Real name: Like I'd tell you dorks :D Just call me Cutie
Age: Older than Phineas when he met Ferb but younger than Candace
Gender: I'm a girl, to clear up confusion
Birthday: December 2nd (I'll be expecting birthday gifts). Yes, yes, that's also my OC Ava's birthday, I did that on purpose! And my OC Charlotte's bday is my cousin's bday...
Favorite color: Some sort of blue, I have no idea how to describe it. Not quite sky blue, lighter than turquoise...
Favorite song: A-Team. Makes me cry every time...
Favorite story I've written so far: I really love Fairy Tale Ending, along with Mission: Adorable :)
Favorite story to read reviews for: I have to say "You just have to look between the lines", because there's such a variation with responses
Favorite story I've read so far: How could I choose? I love everything!
Favorite animal: Mini schnauzers. I have one. His name is Schatzie (pronounced: SHOT-zee. It's German, I think). *looks left* *looks right* *whispers* I think he works for the O.W.C.A.
Other favorite animals: Sloths, squirrels, platypi, gerbils, ferrets, and unicorns (don't judge the unicorns!)
Favorite fictional characters: Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Perry, Doof, ect (PnF, duh). Percy J. and Annabeth (Percy Jackson and the Olympians/ Heroes of Olympus). Katniss, Prim, and Peeta (Gale killed Prim! I can't love him anymore!) (Hunger Games) Cassia, Xander, and Ky (Matched Trilogy)
Looks: I'm tall, thin, and paler than copy paper; I have to modes, snow and lobster. No tan. I have long blonde hair and blue eyes, and I have glasses but I wear contacts. I like plain tee shirts and jeans, or shorts in the summer. I am extremely attractive and fabulous, at least in my opinion :)
Personality: I'm sort of that innocent, naive little blonde (but it's just an act). I make all A's except in math. I have a B in math because math and me don't get along. I watch too much TV and am kind of lazy...physically, not mentally. I'm always thinking up stupid stuff.
Favorite unnecessarily long explanation: I'm not cracking my knuckles, I'm releasing carbon dioxide from my metacarpophalangeal joints!
Favorite hobbies: Acting, singing, sleeping, writing, reading, acting like an idiot with my friends... :D
Here are my OCs, so you're not confused:
Name: Charlotte Leigh Greene
Age: Depends on the plot and/or story. Same age as Isabella and Ava, whatever age that is in the storyline.
Birth date: December 2nd (Ava's half b-day)
Appearance: Long (layered her back), wavy, windswept bright blonde hair with lighter sun streaks (but she doesn't pay attention to her hair, its natural). The kind of hair that could be blown through a hurricane and still look perfect. Beautifully tanned skin and bright, ice blue eyes that drive guys crazy. A healthy slim figure. She wears either white or denim jeans and shorts, and loose, brightly colored layered tank tops, comfy T-shirts, and loose tunics. She also has a silver charm bracelet that she never takes off. Loves metallic flats, strappy sandals (no heals), and good old fashioned Nikes. Big on handmade jewelry and additions to clothes (recycling). Basically, the girl everyone wants to be, although she doesn't give her appearance a second thought.
How she met Phineas and Ferb: She met Isabella in 6th grade, and Isabella introduced her. She quickly became a part of their close group.
Why she's not a Mary Sue: She has a very complex personality. She's an AMAZING singer and plays acoustic guitar, sings loud and proud and doesn't care who hears (not that anyone complains). She's the absolute OPPOSITE of shy. Outgoing, loose, fun…but responsible and teachers love her. Best friend of Isabella and Ava (she's known Ava since they were about seven). Prettiest girl in the school by far (Isabella and Ava are right behind her), and most popular, but doesn't try to be. She's totally for real, no fake junk. She seems fairly ditzy (stereotypical blonde), but is actually very smart and kind, standing up to bullies and staying confident all the time (well, most of the time...). But she had a terrible relationship with her mother (her father left when she was five), because she desperately wants to sing professionally, and her mother wants her to do something like me a lawyer or a doctor. She also is NOT happy when someone else steals her spotlight...
Name: Ava Gracie Watson
Age: Depends on the plot and/or story. Same age as Isabella and Charlotte, whatever age that is in the storyline.
Birth date: June 2nd (Charlotte's half b-day)
Appearance: She's small for her age, wearing large, brown, 3D-looking glasses the magnify her big hazel eyes. She usually wears some variation of: brown knee-socks/tights with pink and green polka-dots, small tan cargo shorts/brown skirt that goes halfway to her knees, colorful T-shirts with Hello Kitty or cute little animals and objects, usually some pink designs. During the winter: long-sleeved shirt under T-shirt, tan flats or Bearclaw half-knee boots. She has creamy skin and light, caramel brown hair that goes slightly past her shoulders. She loves stripes and polka-dots (but not together!). She's pretty in an adorable kind of way (button nose, freckles, perfect skin).
How she met Phineas and Ferb: She met Isabella in 6th grade, and Isabella introduced her. She quickly became a part of their close group.
Why she's not a Mary Sue: She's shy but very sweet if you know her. It was a bit of a scary jump for her to become one of the popular kids in the school, and she's still adjusting to the attention.The best friend of Charlotte (who she's known since age seven) and Isabella. She loves improv (improvisational, for those of you who don't know. It's like acting with no script or props) drama and acts in every school musical, usually landing the lead. She's kind of a bookworm, in all AP classes (or gifted classes, depending on her age), and the one of the smartest kids in the school (she's only behind Phineas and Ferb: she's right up there with Baljeet, Gretchen, Isabella, and Charlotte). One of the prettiest and most popular girls in the school, but still pure, sweet, and innocent. She doesn't even realize how popular she is sometimes. But how could she not be? She hangs out with Phineas and Ferb!
Phineas and Ferb pairings I support
Phinbella: PhineasxIsabella. My OTP (one true pairing; I didn't know that myself until a few weeks ago). It's sweet, it's fluffy, it's cliche, and it's basically going to be what I write about, unless I acquire some new obsession (which I do a lot, sadly)
Candereremy: CandacexJeremy. It's already sort of a given on the show, and who am I to mess with perfection? Besides, Candace is basically the teenager in all of us
Ferbnessa: FerbxVanessa. I don't like the age difference here, but c'mon; who doesn't adore Ferb? Although I think the creators may have dropped it after Summer Belongs to You, you may still see bits of it with me
Sort of Ferbetchen: I can live with this. They seem okay with each other, and I have nothing against it.
Montenessa: MontexVanessa. Yes, I am a Ferbnessa and a Montenessa fan. But Monte is really more appropriate for Vanessa, I admit it. He's the right age and a great dude, plus it kind of smacks both their parents in the face, which is sort of funny
Mishjeet: MishtixBaljeet. It's kinda cute overall, but sort of background noise in the show
Balinger (is that how you spell it?): BaljeetxGinger: Same reasons as Mishjeet (see above)
Stacetrane: StacyxColtrane. Kind of an add on to Candereremy, although it seems to flow easier
Phineas and Ferb pairings I do NOT support
Buljeet: BufordxBaljeet. They're friends (sort of), people, not lovebirds! Besides, I don't approve of gay pairings; I'm Christian, and the Bible specifically says being a gay or lesbian is wrong. I have nothing against those people, but I'm not going to write that way
Perryshmirtz: PerryxDoofenshmirtz. I just find this one insane. One; It's gay (yes, I'm pretty sure Perry is a guy) which I don't like. They're enemies, number two. Perry's job is to go blow up Doofenshmirtz every day; kinda puts a damper on the romance. And three, Perry... (dun dun dun dun) is a platypus. That doesn't even make any sense! Some pairings just confuse me
I'm not even going to explain the rest unless necessary; I'm just gonna list:
Lindashmirtz: LindaxDoofenshmirtz. Linda's married. End of story
Ferbella: FerbxIsabella. Ooh, I really hate this one. I'm a die-hard Phinbella fan, and (jk!) I'll repeatedly digitally kick anyone who thinks those two aren't gonna end up together by the end of the series. IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. DEAL WITH IT.
Phatie: PhineasxKatie. Another one I don't understand. When do they even interact on the show, ever? It doesn't happen at all
Phineas x any FG girls: Yeah...same as Phatie
Ferbving: (FerbxIrving). Gross, guys! Ferb and Irving? Who the heck makes these things up?!
Okay, I really despise this one; if you mention it in my presence, I'll have to kill you...
Phinerb: PhineasxFerb. Ew! Ewewewewewewewewewewewewewew! They're brothers, they're guys, this pairing is absolutely sick to me, I'm sorry! I will never accept it and will never talk about it again. Ever. Subject closed. if you disagree, I'm not forcing you to read anything I write.
Buford, Django, and Irving x any FG girl: It's not that I don't like this. I just, well, to be honest, I don't really care. I'll read it if it's good.
I'm not gonna list everything cuz it's too long, so if it's gay, lesbian, or messes with my favorite pairings, than it's out.
Things I just like but probably won't ever write about:
Wreck-It Ralph (movie) Fix-ItxCalhoun and pretty much every character in general
Rise of the Guardians (movie)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians and the Heroes of Olympus: Percabeth (PercyxAnnabeth), JasonxPiper, FrankxHazel (books)
The Kane Chronicles: SadiexAnubis, SadiexWalt, CarterxZia, BesxTawret (books)
Rick Riordan in general (author)
Maximum Ride: FangxMax (books)
Sisters Grimm (books) SabrinaxPuck
Psych: JulietxShawn (TV)
Danny Phantom: DannyxSam (TV)
Platypi (Platypuses, Platy-people?)
Okay, this is totally stolen from PhinabellaDirectioner, but I agree with everything!
Favorite Lines and Quotes:
"What'cha doin'?" -Isabella (and occasionally, other characters)
"Wait, wait, WAIT!"-Phineas (PF The Movie)
"Hey Isabella! We're having Iced Tea! You want some, honey?" "What'd you say?" "I said 'We're having Iced Tea! You want some honey?'" "Um... Sure." -Phineas and Isabella (Bee Story)
"Like when you see your teacher at the grocery store weird? Or like when someone you've known for a long time starts wearing a cowboy hat weird?" "The... the first thing weird." "That's good, because I was thinking about getting a cowboy hat." -Phineas and Candace (Summer Belongs To You!)
"Oh, come on. You got that whole thing up here. It runs right... it's one straight line, for crying out loud." "That's it, I'm getting my tweezers back from Carl." -Doof and Monogram (Summer Belongs To You!)
"Well, that's not the Phineas Flynn that I fell in... to this situation with. You showed us all in Ferb's map how this is possible and I'm not gonna let you sit there and-" "Ferb's map! That's it! Isabella, you're the best!" -Isabella and Phineas (Summer Belongs To You!)
"Phineas! This isn't Danville; it's a deserted island. The only things on this island are us, a couple of trees and a big fat ox." "Hey!" "Not you big fat ox, him big fat ox!" -Candace and Buford (Summer Belongs To You!)
"You can't come in here!" "It's a free country." "No it's not. It's my head!" -Candace and Buford (Monster From The Id)
"Oh...my...gosh..." "Hey, does this mean we can all go now?" "Yes, yes it does." -Isabella, Phineas and Ferb (Canderemy)
(in slow mo) "No!" "No!" "No!" (back to normal) "How is everyone doing that?!" -Phineas, Candace, Isabella, Buford and Baljeet (Canderemy)
"Our pleasure, and I think we all learned a valuable lesson today- but we all know what it is, so why waste our time restating it?" -Phineas (Meapless in Seattle)
"Behold evil wizard Malifishmirtz, I hold the sword Excaliferb. This mystical vorpal blade was given to me by The Lady of the Puddle. Get a good look at it, for it's the instrument of your demise! (The blade of the sword falls off the hilt) Well, uh, okay. So big deal, the end comes off. -Ferbalot/Ferb (Excaliferb)
"Are you kidding me?! I am not afraid you kids or your monsters. In fact, I am not afraid of anything! Ha! Except, you know, unicorns,but other than that, nothing! Just unicorns and whales. That's a given. Everyone's afraid of whales. And squid. Unicorns whales and squid and Pegasuses. That's it! Pegasuses, whales, unicorns, squid, scorpions, barnacles-- You know, I should really make a list. And girls. I used to be terrified of girls but I sort of got over that one. Now it's just, you know like sort of a mild anxiety. So just to recap, girls, whales, squid-- (Notices that everyone is looking towards the sky) Hey, what's everyone looking at?" (Sees the genetically twisted Candavere) "Phineas and Ferbalot, you are so busted!" "What do you know, it's a uniwhale scorpiopegasquidacorn girl. What are the odds? You know, taken all together, it's actually more ridiculous than scary. I guess it doesn't have a cumulative effect." -Malifishmirtz/Doof and Candavere/Candace (Excaliferb)
"Isabella! You dirty double crosser!" "I forgot to give you this one." (Hands him business card reading "Isabella: Dirty Double Crosser". Ohio grimaces.) -Ohio/Phineas and Isabella (Phineas and Ferb and the Temple of Juatchadoon)
"We have to lead the Corn Colossus away from those backup dancers!" "OMG, coolest sentence ever! Somebody write that down!" Ohio/Phineas and Isabella (Phineas and Ferb and the Temple of Juatchadoon
"Larry?" "I ran out of rhymes, all right?" -Phineas and Candace (Oh, There You Are Perry)
"Did you hear that? 'Aunt Isabella'! That means I'm gonna marry Phineas!" "Or Ferb." -Isabella and Candace (P&F's Quantum Boogaloo)
"You know, fire is the leading cause of fire." -Doof (Skiddley Whiffers)
"Don't panic everyone." "How can I panic when I'm holding your hand?" "I think that's my hand." "Ew!" -Phineas, Isabella, and Buford (That's the Spirit)
"To add insult to injury, the platypus is leading." -Doof (Out of Toon)
Did You Know... (Some Trivia From Phineas and Ferb) (also stolen...sorry guys)
...that in The Philippine version of Phineas and Ferb, there are so many words and phrases that had to be kept in English because of the fact that some words were too hard to translate into Tagalog (Philippine's official language)? Some examples are: driftwood (Lake Nose Monster), Perry the Platypus, Puns and Inconvenience (Summer Belongs to You!), pencil neck (Run Away Runway), haunted house (One Good Scare Oughta Do It!), title sequence (Phineas and Ferb's Theme), roller skates (Crack That Whip!), soccer, football, Brit, Yank, Nostrils, Vitamin C (My Fair Goalie), Mummy (Are You My Mummy?), bully, nerd, out, peace! Lake Nose Monster, puppet, and more.
...that in the book "Learn How To Draw Phineas and Ferb", Isabella states she doesn't have eyebrows and is sensitive about it, but she has eyebrows for a lot of the series and they don't even mention that at all. It could be just something to tease the reader.
...that Isabella's bow was never seen in The Beak, making this the first episode that we never see her bow in an episode that she appeared in because she had her reporter hat on.
Here's some of those copy/paste thingys.
Warning: the following poem could make you cry.
My name is Tiffany
PASS THIS ON IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that
mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
This made me cry
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I'm so totally brain scrambled :P
Okay, here all the stories I've posted:
You just have to look between the lines
Fairy Tale Ending (complete)
Fallin' for you (complete)
He was enough for her (complete)
Here are stories I will probably...eventually...post...someday...maybe...
When Fireside Girls get bored: What do the FG girls do when they aren't helping Isabella? May or may not co-author.
Phineas discovers Home Depot: Self explanatory.
Night of the Falling Stars Girl’s Choice Dance: What happened at the dance, really? All we know is that Phineas and Ferb BOTH ended up taking Izzy...there must have been more.
TNSPM sequel: At the end of TNSPM, Ferb gets hit with the Speak Up-Inator...what ends up happening after that? A seriously over-complicated old fashioned mystery, that's what!
Phinbella Romeo and Juliet story: Everybody's got one, or wants to write one. This is mine. Cliche but hopefully lovable...not planned at all, though.
The secret life of Ferb Fletcher (journal story): In 2nd Dim., Ferb raises his hand when Phineas asks if anyone else is leading a bizarre double life. But Phineas has no idea how bizarre it really is. Ferb's (manly) diary.
An ever-so-slightly interesting Friday: Sort of a knock-off of the movie "Freaky Friday". It speaks for itself.
A 2nd dimension story: I actually have about a bazillion chapters of this stored up on my computer; it was the first story I ever tried writing, before I even knew about FanFiction. I haven't posted it because I'm not sure if I like it. If you want it, review me somewhere and tell me.
Curious Connections: A stream of one-shots explaining how certain characters met each other. It could be something obvious, like Phineas and Isabella, or something a little out of the ordinary, like like Lawrence and Baljeet. Do you want me to write it? Tell me then!
The Liquid of Love: Crush in a Bottle: Ferb can't stand his dead-end crush on Vanessa anymore, and begs Phineas to take the crush out of him. The result is the Crush-Bottler, a machine that removes the feeling of affection from a person and stores it. But what happens when a little bit of that liquid crush drips onto Phineas?
Ciao, profile readers!