XerxesTexasToast
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Joined 04-11-13, id: 4658545, Profile Updated: 03-06-19
Author has written 2 stories for Kirby, and Pokémon.

DISCLAIMER: I do not claim ownership of any copyrighted series. The Kirby series belongs to Nintendo and HAL Laboratories. Pokémon belongs to Game Freak and Nintendo. This disclaimer will be updated as more stories are added.

thrashes way out of closet* WHAT YEAR IS IT

Okay, so it's been ages since I've been around here, and a lot of rewriting and reworking has been going on behind the scenes. I still don't have anything to show for it, lazy bum that I am, but I intend to get at least one new fic up by the end of this year. HAHA REMEMBER WHEN I PROMISED THAT OOF I WAS STILL ON DEVIANTART

anyway I'm still writing behind the scenes so stuff may or may not happen eventually idk

Stories labeled "ARCHIVED" are old and outdated compared to my current headcanon.

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Financial Nightmare by Poecilotheria reviews
Working for an eldritch entity of pure nightmares is not the easiest job, but Customer Service manages. Mostly.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2018 - Nightmare - Complete
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Honor the Past by Zerodius reviews
Remember the fallen, avenge lost pride, uphold the cause, protect the future, honor the past.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 106,227 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 9/16/2011
Shock to Your System by Sara Plutonium reviews
Short story on why Dewie ("Character D") never made it on the mission to PNF-404. Fair warning, there's some language. But not a lot. Inspired by the song by Tegan & Sara.
Pikmin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Complete
Beauty is Control by My5cookies reviews
A Oneshot Poem about Queen Sectonia's rise and fall as Queen of Floralia. Minor Spoilers for K:TD
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Complete
Mario and Luigi and Bowser by Walkazo reviews
A novelization of "Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story". When Fawful tricks Bowser into sucking Mario, Luigi and Peach into his hammerspace, it falls to an unproven young Star Sprite to keep everyone alive and unaware of how much danger they're really in as they struggle to prevent a powerful evil from engulfing the world in darkness.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 94 - Words: 212,633 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Bowser, Starlow, Fawful - Complete
The King and the Phantom by Lord Siravant reviews
Bellum is reeling from its defeat at the hands of the Hero. But what will happen when it chances upon another fallen foe of the Hero? One-shot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Bellum, Ganondorf - Complete
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Ultra Survey Report reviews
Enclosed in this message you will find information regarding your application to the Ultra Recon Task Force. Your passion for the study of Pokémon has been noted by the administration during evaluation. The most current data regarding the Ultra Beasts and their home worlds is included to help steer you towards a division and field of study in which you are most interested.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,712 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/12/2019 - Published: 6/20/2018 - OC, Nihlego, Buzzwole, Pheromosa
Of the Stars (ARCHIVED) reviews
A child is born in Dreamland, full of potential and yearning for the day he gets to go on an adventure. When he loses his parents, his new caretaker discovers his talent for an ancient, unique form of magic. Coupled with determination and surprising wisdom, he might be capable of more than anyone could imagine. His name is Kirby.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Kirby, Coo, OC - Complete