ElusiveWhim
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Joined 04-11-13, id: 4658944, Profile Updated: 04-13-13
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Hello there, lovely people.

This account is for LOVE.

This account is for LUST.

This account is for PASSION.

And most importantly, this account is for shameless smut.

Feel free to PM me if you have a specific pairing you'd like me to write sexy times for. If you actually require a plot line, specify.

I'm all for any pairing from Naruto.

But no M-Preg. M-Preg makes the angels cry.

Yuri, yaoi, het, whatever.

Vanilla, kinky, threesome, whatever.

As long as it's yummy.


My favourite boys from Naruto are Kakashi, Itachi, Deidara, Gaara, Sai, Shikamaru and Shino.

I love the quiet ones and the super crazy sexy ones.

My favourite female characters are Hinata and Temari, because one is super cute and huggable and the other is a sassy kick-ass mother fucker.

I want to write a yaoi with Shino as the seme, but I can't really decide who the uke should be. I've thought about Kiba, and I think I might go with him, but I don't want to rush.

I think the sexiest threesome would be between kakashi, Itachi and deidara. If I ever saw that I would die from an instant, intense orgasm. Think about it. You would, too.

I read other manga, obviously, but I'm not as attached to any other cast as I am with the Naruto cast.

Things I like: manga, memes, Pokemon, cute things, small and dark spaces, lazing around, science

Things I hate: homework, essays, revision, exams, spelling mistakes, grammatical errors, unfriendly people, needles

I would say I'm a cat person because I rather sit in a cozy spot with a fluffle on my lap than bother to go outside. THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE.

Its not like I'm crowd-phobic, I just like my personal space. Until I get to know someone. Then I'm all up in their personal space bubble being like "LOVE ME".

My favourite bands are Nirvana, MCR, Green Day, Led Zeppelin, Nomy, Blue Stahli, YFM, A7X, The Automatic Automatic, tATu, Rise Against

My favourite YouTube channels are Danisnotonfire, SMOSH, College Humour, jacksfilms and BarelyPolitical

I love the colour black. I know it's a shade, but it's socially easier to refer to it as a colour.

Feel free to PM me if you want to chat :3

My Mate by xxXDanniXxx reviews
I had never thought twice about the boy. He sat next to me in every class for the past year and yet never said a word. I just categorized him as a silent, maybe a little shy, stoic friend. But that all changed when one day the "maybe shy" boy bit me and called me his "mate"! WHAT THE HELL! -GaarNaru AU school
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,037 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
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First Impression reviews
Deidara has just been recruited to the Akatsuki. Left alone by most of the other members, the blonde is susceptible to the advances of a certain black haired man. The same man who defeated him. How will their impressions of each other change? Itachi x Deidara. Multiple one-shots. Chapter Two: Itachi gets Sasori to join in on a little dominance play with Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Deidara, Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
A Need to See You reviews
Despite having parted ways, Naruto just can't shake the feelings that had surfaced when he thought Gaara had left the world. Having mused over his emotions, he decides to visit the Kazekage in his office where he finds a rather... Frisky redhead. Gaara x Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete