Author has written 2 stories for Guardians of Ga'Hoole, and Jurassic Park.
Im a 18 year old 80's rocker kinda guy, I love hockey (go Red Wings), video games, birds of prey, round sun glass's, music and writing fanfics.
sometimes if i can't seem to write I turn my speakers as high as thell go and listen... works every time
my fav quotes
the only place i see individual colors is in music -Jimi hendrix
its not about me being cool, it aint about you being cool man, but i think what wear doing here tonight is pretty f*cking cool dont you? - axle rose
well its a given rule that were all fools but have to have a little sand- ronnie james dio- gypsy- from the album holy driver.
we live in a world were violence is practiced in the open but we have to hide to make love- john lennon
my fav books
the golden compass trilogy.
guardians of gahoole (though it's been a long time since i read them)
Pink Foyd The Wall
CoD zombies nuf said
Guns n' Roses
The rolling stones
Ok you get it i like music.
I have horrible grammar.
I cant type.
I like to wright but not with a penn.
I like video games Im kinda good at them.
I like birds, yes I'v been called a bird brain before, thats sorta not true.
no i did not in anyway spellcheck this profile, im to f*cking lazy.
"Congratulations, You have just discovered the secret message.
Please send your answer to 'Old Pink',
"Roger, Caroline's on the phone"...
Oh yeah and I don' own anything, NOTHING, unless i imagined it, then it be mine...
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
You know you live in 2012 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have Facebook/Twitter/MySpace/etc.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. And when you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
People think you're insane.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
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