Author has written 2 stories for Hunger Games, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Hello everybody and the occasional stalker. I'm SociallyAwkward.14174, but you can call me whatever you want.
I hope you enjoy my new story Trouble in Paradise.
Music: Coldplay, The Script, AC DC, The Who, Aerosmith, Nirvana, 5SOS, Fall Out Boy, Approaching Nirvana, Greenday, All Time Low, The All American Rejects, Imagine Dragons, Never Shout Never, Red Hot Chili Peppers. I could continue, but I think you get the point.
It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart.
Hobbies: Writing (of course), singing, soccer, swimming, T.V., and staying inside even though I have friends (Yeah I know I'm a loser)
Favorite T.V. shows: Awkward., Adventure Time, The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, The Blacklist, Game Of Thrones, Outlander, Survivor,
Favorite YouTubers: danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, MarcusButlerTV, Casper Lee, JacksGap, and PewDiePie
Last Name: I'm not that stupid
Favorite Books: Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Hero's of Olympus, Maze Runner, Divergent, and anything I like on fanfiction
Twitter Account: Oh... wait I don't have one
Facebook account: I actually have one of these... just kidding :(
I guess now you know why my my name is SociallyAwkward14174. 1 through 14173 were taken.
Yeah so now you know a bit more about me. :)
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Ask for something to eat when over your place
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when you've been dumped
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS:Would ignore this letter
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I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch her star
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car
Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go!!!
Hunger Games addict prayer. this is NOT mine...
I promise to remember Rue When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
I’ll think of Foxface every time I eat a strange new berry
If my little sister pets a goat I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I’ll think of him
When I toss some wood in the fire I’ll think of Katniss every time
And I’ll always think of Peeta When my birthday cake’s sublime
The Capitol will cross my mind when someone is unfair
I’ll be sure to think of Clove each time I pretend to care
I’ll always think of Glimmer If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind If I spare someone, something... Once
Whenever I watch a reality show I will think of the Hunger Games
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch If someone calls me names
I swear to think of Cato When I’m homicidally inclined
I’ll make sure I think of Effie When there’s nothing on my mind
I swear to remember the Hunger Games And Catching Fire too
It’s important to think of the characters But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small"(Shorty: What's wrong with being small?!) and "off its orbit" for some scientists' liking's If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!
You Know Its Gonna Be A Bad Day When You Fall Out Of Bed And Miss The Floor
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.
I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!"
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.
Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.
So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.
Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?
Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.
Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to push down the stairs! :)
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall, I laugh even harder
I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else
Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.
I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.
I like cheese. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random!
ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs slɥʇ
Enjoy . . .
I'm up to no good . . . want to join me?
I'm not prejudice, I hate you all equally
I'm bored. If you value your sanity, you'll run away now.
Chaos . . . Panic . . . Yep! My work here is done!
Some say the glass is half empty. Some say the glass is half full. I say "Are you gonna drink that?"
If everything seems to be going well than you've obviously overlooked something
You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because the voices just told me a joke
I'm smiling, that alone should scare you out of your mind.
If I could distinguish reality from my delusions, I would choke it.
I'm in my own world, but don't worry, they like me here.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but still, it's on the list.
Obsession is healthy, it gets your mind off the voices who are annoying the hell out of you.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could strangle an author for killing off your favourite character, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up.
Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic. Yet the Ark survived and the Titanic sunk.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is just another word for cold. So if I'm not cold, I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Perfection is the pursuit of perfection.
I'd rather be hated for who I am then loved for who I'm not.
Guns don't kill people. People kill people.
If guns don't kill people, then can I blame all my misspells on my pencil?
I know I just said 'Guns don't kill people. People kill people.' But I think that guns help! I mean, not much would happen if you just sit there and yell 'BOOM'
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.
No I won't go to hell! They have a restraining order against me!
I used all my sick days so I called in dead.
You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.
I talk to myself because mine are the only answers I accept!
The extinction of the dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.
When in doubt, make words up!
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
If you're going to be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty!
Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!
Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Of, that red stuff leaking out of them? ...That's cooking oil.
There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, and there is an 'I' in MEAT PIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not.
Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity...
Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?
Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon!
I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.
Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.
WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus
I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.
There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't.
Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking...
There are three sides to every argument: your side,my side and the right side...
Love your enemies...they hate it
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
If I could be any Barbie, I would be Divorce Barbie. She comes with, Ken's House, Ken's Car and Ken's Boat.
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
I guess I'm just a skittle in a world of M&M's...
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
Rule #1: I'm always right
Rule #2: If I'm ever wrong, please see rule #1
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