Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Walking Dead, and Misc. Movies.
A little girl was asking her teacher.Girl: “Can my mom get pregnant?”Teacher: “How old is your mom?”Girl: “She’s 40!”Teacher: Yes, she can.”Girl: “Can my sister get pregnant?”Teacher: “How old is your sister?”Girl: “She’s 18.”Teacher: “Yes, she can.”Girl: “Can I get pregnant?Teacher: “How old are you?”Girl: “I’m 12.”Teacher: “No you cannot get pregnant.”A lil boy sitting behind the lil girl said, “I toldyouwe have nothing to worry about.”
Would you do this for a loved one?
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his brake wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.