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Author has written 9 stories for Total Drama series, and Saw.

Ahoy. Welcome to my profile.

I have been on this site for a little over two years now. Although I have only started writing that long ago, I have been reading on it anonymously for years before, sticking almost exclusively to the Total Drama fandom.

If you all MUST know, I'm male, 17, and a senior in high school. My birthday is May 3rd. To avoid conflict, I won't go deep into my political beliefs, but I will proudly declare that I am a Christian. That said, I also am pro-marriage equality and consider myself to be a very open-minded person. Don't always judge a book by its cover.

My interests and hobbies include reading and writing (duh), cooking, history, psychology, sociology, and politics. I'm not a very athletic person, but I enjoy swimming and recreational basketball – not that I'm very good at the latter, but I enjoy it regardless.

As of late, I have not been posting any stories. I apologize greatly to those who enjoy reading my work. School can be a pain in the ass, as most of you know. I hope to try and write more soon, though.

Favorites section

Favorite Books: A Song of Ice and Fire by George R. R. Martin andThe Glass Castle by Jeannette Walls.

Favorite Television Shows: Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Total Drama, Parks and Rec, The Office, Arrested Development, American Dad, Bojack Horseman, The Walking Dead, and Better Call Saul.

Favorite Video Games: Telltale's The Walking Dead, Telltale's Game of Thrones, Telltale's The Wolf Among Us, Red Dead Redemption, LA Noire, Grand Theft Auto IV, Grand Theft Auto V, and Fable II.

Favorite Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Back to the Future, Forrest Gump, Mean Girls, Groundhog Day, The Avengers, The Hunger Games, A Beautiful Mind, Inside Out, and Terminator 2: Judgement Day.

Shout-Outs section

1) Knifez - He's one of my closest friends on here. I met him through the publishing of my story, Total Drama World Tour. He gives great constructive criticism, is fun to talk to, and has published one of the most unique stories for this fandom, Despair Island. Go read it, it's fantastic!

2) Jamie am I - He's one of my closest friends on here and in real life. He's a sweetheart and he's given me some awesome writing advice and he's not afraid to be honest with me. We've had countless conversations, and I can't tell you how different my stories would be without him, especially Total Drama World Tour. He wrote most of the songs, after all!

3) Gideoncrawle - I don't necessarily talk to him a lot, but I enjoy it when we do. He's a swell, honest, and straight-up guy. He possesses a writing style that I love, and his story, The Legend of Total Drama Island, is probably my favorite story on this site. He has a lot of talent!

Total Drama section


Despised: #52-49. Zoey, Cameron, Mike.

Disliked: #48-43. B, Topher, Leonard, Staci, Katie, Sadie, Dave.

Neutral: #42-32. Ezekiel, Sky, Rodney, Beth, Beardo, Trent, Amy, DJ, Scarlett, Bridgette, Dawn.

Liked: #31-26. Cody, Sam, Geoff, Sierra, Sugar, Scott.

Loved: #25-16. Blaineley, Izzy, Max, Anne Maria, Owen, Dakota, Duncan, Courtney, Eva, Gwen, Ella, Lindsay, Alejandro, Jo, Jasmine.

Favorites: #10-01. Leshawna, Justin, Shawn, Tyler, Lightning, Noah, Sammy, Heather, Brick, Harold.


Favorite Canon Couples: Tyler/Lindsay, Trent/Gwen, Owen/Izzy, Jasmine/Shawn, Dakota/Sam, Scott/Courtney, and Alejandro/Heather.

Favorite Fanon Couples: Geoff/Gwen, Brick/Jo, Jasmine/Sammy, Scarlett/Max, Brick/Noah, Gwen/Cody, Noah/Eva, Noah/Izzy, Harold/Heather, Brick/Sammy, and Chris/Chef.

Least Favorite Canon Couples: Zoey/Mike and Gwen/Duncan.

Least Favorite Fanon Couples: Topher/Sammy, Dawn/Scott, Ezekiel/Bridgette, Zoey/Duncan, and Ezekiel/Izzy.


Favorite Seasons: Total Drama Island, Total Drama World Tour, Total Drama Pahkitew Island, and Total Drama Action.

Least Favorite Seasons: Total Drama All-Stars.

Favorite Episodes: I Triple Dog Dare You!, TDDDI, Million Dollar Babies, Get a Clue, CMTDARS, Sweden Sour, Niagara Brawls, Walk Like An Egyptian - Part 1, Backstabbers Ahoy!, and Twinning Isn't Everything.

Least Favorite Episodes: Sundae Muddy Sundae, The Final Wrech-ening, The Treasure Island of Dr. MacLean, Moon Madness, Scarlett Fever, and The Bold and the Booty-ful.

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Despair Island by Knifez reviews
What if Total Drama Island wasn't a campy reality show? What if it was a pitch by the Canadian government for the newest form of entertainment; a more sinister form of entertainment? Join twenty-two teens and their dark journey throughout eight weeks as they compete for life itself. At the end, only one shall live. A reimagining of Total Drama Island using the original cast.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,656 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Chris M.
Total Shuffled Action by Fangren reviews
[SEQUEL TO TOTAL SHUFFLED ISLAND] Two days after the dramatic conclusion of season one, those that qualified have met at an abandoned film lot for the next competition: Total Drama Action. But though it may seem like the original series you know, the contestants have been re-ordered in time and space; they have been shuffled. Season Two AU; pairing and update info in first chapter.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 315,719 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 1/29 - Complete
The Legend of Total Drama Island by Gideoncrawle reviews
What if TDI had been played for drama instead of laughs? In this Season 1 reimagining, a former contestant tells the story to her teenage son in the style of The 1,001 Nights. Rated T for mature subject matter, mild profanity, etc. Updates bimonthly around month-end. 20th Night: The body count rises as the boot camp challenge continues. First appearances by B, Leonard and Scarlett.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 226,154 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Cody, Heather, Courtney, Katie
What Happens In Wawanakwa, Stays In Wawanakwa by Wish I Was A Pirate reviews
Courtney and Duncan sneak into Chef's kitchen late at night expecting to find food, however once they open the door and find it full of beer Duncan persuades Courtney to have one and they start to have a completely different type of fun that isn't usually on the agenda on Total Drama. A re-write of the food stealing scene from Basic Straining.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Will to Live by Knifez reviews
(ITS BACK!) Season 5 is over, and all through the cast, not a creature was stirring, not even a... OH MY GOD, A HORDE OF ZOMBIES! The Total Drama gang are forced to survive a zombie apocalypse. Obviously, not everyone makes it through. Can the tattered remains of the TD gang survive zombies, bandits, and each other? Includes TDI-TDPI. (Rewrite for first eight chapters in-progress.)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,070 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Chef Hatchet, Gwen, Noah, Harold
Take 2: Back in Action! by Knifez reviews
After the success of Pahkitew Island, the producers of Total Drama think that new contestants are the way to go. They tell Chris to head back to the old film lot with another million dollars and 30 misfits. With new challenges, 3 teams, and surprise twists at every corner, no one knows whose going to win; and is there a dark presence looming in the shadows of this abandoned studio?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,378 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 12/7/2014
Thirty Days by Knifez reviews
The day after Shawn gets back from TDPI, he gets ill, only to wake up and be told he has a rare form of brain cancer. Given thirty days until the operation that has a 5% success rate, Shawn, an orphan, decides to spend his likely very last thirty days with Jasmine by traveling to Australia to visit her. Join them on the adventures they have before the dreaded day comes. Not sappy.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,290 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Jasmine (TDPI), Shawn
Heroes VS Villains! by Knifez reviews
When Chris needs to make a new season, Chris decides that, instead of finding new contestants, he would go through the files of the past contestants and bring back the best contestants that really left an impression on Total Drama and bring them all back for the ultimate game of Heroes VS. Villains. Co-written with I'll Cover Angel and Collins and RedEyedWarrior. TDAS Redux.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,907 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Chris M., Courtney, Harold, Jo
Total Shuffled Island by Fangren reviews
Total Drama Island, where it all began. That camp, those challenges, those first twenty-two campers to take on what would become a hit series. But what if those campers - and those who debuted in later seasons - were to be re-ordered, appearances shifted through time and space? What if they were to be...shuffled? Season One AU; pairing and update info at end of first chapter.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 237,117 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Complete
Ella's Myth by TheToxicInterest reviews
Because the world doesn't work like a fairy tale, Ella. You learned that lesson a little too late. (Dark fic. One-Shot.)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Scott, Ella
Total Drama Fan-Fiction Theater by Helmet 798 reviews
Chef Hatchet hosts season 4.5 of Total Drama! 21 Contestants from all 4 seasons, plus 3 OCs, will compete in challenges based off of Total Drama Fan-Fics, to win 750,000 dollars! [On hiatus until the end of the year]
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,331 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Chef Hatchet, Courtney, Tyler, OC
Blueberries and Bushes by Rufus T. Serenity reviews
Jasmine and Sammy are looking for food early in the morning for their team early in TDPI, but they can't keep their eyes off of each other. Both girls have difficult pasts and some serve emotional torment that make them believe that they can't be together. But can a single knocked down tree be the catalyst that changes all of that? Rated M for scenes of sexual action and yuri.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,099 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/30/2014 - [Jasmine (TDPI), Samey] - Complete
The Like Like Way by youfilthyderfocrat reviews
Bad title? Maybe. Samey confesses her admiration for a certain female camper. Oneshot, slightly fluffy, OOC? You decide! Samella.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Ella, Samey - Complete
Total Drama Mayhem! by Unfathomed Stars reviews
Chris and Chef are back on the island with 27 brand new contestants! Who will make friends? Who will fall in love? Who will grow to hate each other? Who will boost our ratings? And who will take home one million dollars? Find out right here, right now, on Total... Drama... Mayhem!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,574 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 6/15/2014
Steamboat Zeke by I Am TIAW reviews
Ezekiel is a steamboat captain in 1911 who, with the help of first mate Cody and a shady gambler named Geoff, conspires to win 100,000 by breaking the record for fastest ship. Unfortunately, things go disastrously badly, as usual.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Ezekiel, Geoff, Cody, Heather - Complete
Date-Saster by RedEyedWarrior reviews
Chris, Chef and Blaineley take their dates out on a date... to the same restaurant! Now that all three are enemies, how will their dates turn out! Oh, and Trent is there as well. Contains mostly crack pairings.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,998 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Blaineley, Chef Hatchet, Chris M., Trent
Ulterior Motive by GreenPokeGuy reviews
When Lindsay and Tyler walk out together during the dodgeball challenge, Heather is naturally furious. But is it for the reason she tells herself? Or something different? One-sided Heather/Tyler. Crack.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Heather, Tyler - Complete
Happiness by MrsAvanJogia reviews
For once... they were happy...
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Gwen, Geoff - Complete
A Canadian Peter Pan by RedEyedWarrior reviews
Lindsay wakes up one night to find that Peter Pan is in her room. He wants her to come to Never Land with him.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Lindsay - Complete
When I really need someone by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
When Gwen really needs someone to be there for her after Trent kisses Heather, she finds herself getting comfort from the one guy she would never expect.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Gwen, Geoff - Complete
Cruel Angel's Thesis by Implying Implications reviews
Three looks into the mind of Heather during Island, Action, and World Tour, respectively. This is the thesis of the cruel angel. Three-shot. AleHeather in the third chapter, some hinted Heather/Trent and Harold/Heather in the first two chapters.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Heather - Complete
Legacy by Gideoncrawle reviews
A "what if" story in which Gwen's encounter with the Escaped Psycho Killer With A Chainsaw And A Hook doesn't end the same way as it did on the show. Set 10 years after the (altered) events of Total Drama Island, with flashbacks to the time of the show. Rated T for mature subject matter and a brief scene of graphic violence. Heather-centric.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,286 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Heather, Duncan - Complete
God, help the outcasts by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Dawn realizes how bad the living situations are at the playa and decides to pray for them because that's all she can do. Things have gotten pretty twisted around there and Dawn is trying her best to not give up when it seems like everyone else has.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - Esperanto - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Dawn - Complete
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Ella and Leonard's Zombie Adventure reviews
Ella is on her way to the grocery store when she runs into Leonard, who is being as magical as usual. Neither of them were expecting to be in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, but Shawn sure was. He always is! But when things don't go quite as expected for our favorite zombie hunter, hilarity ensues. Secret Santa fan-fic for The-Normal-Twit. Rated T. One shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Ella, Leonard, Shawn - Complete
What Are Friends For? reviews
Sammy has been through a lot - Her sister has abused her all of her life, she's always been the "second twin", and she's never had any real friends. But when a certain zombie conspiracy theorist and a tall Australian girl come to comfort her, she'll learn that family doesn't always have to mean that they're related to you. Jasmine/Sammy/Shawn friendship one-shot fic.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Jasmine (TDPI), Samey, Shawn - Complete
The Wawanakwa Tales reviews
AU. Detective Eva Vargra has just been transferred to a new, dangerous city - Wawanakwa City! After a young high school student is brutally murdered, anyone can be a suspect in this city where nobody is innocent. Meanwhile, Duncan and Scott engage in a life of crime while Trent runs his infamous cult worshiping the Ninth God. Rated T. Very dark.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,160 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Noah, Duncan, Eva, Scott
Satisfied reviews
Courtney isn't satisfied that she's not on the show and Chris wants to be satisfied. Maybe they can help each other? Courtney/Chris.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Courtney, Chris M.] - Complete
Total Drama World Tour reviews
In this alternate story, the original twenty two contestants never had a third season. They were instead replaced by 16 new teenagers sent in by you, the reader! The final two face it off in Hawaii! Who will win the million dollars? Romance, drama, humor, and other crazy adventures are in store for these wacky teens! Completed. Rated T.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 224,653 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet, OC - Complete
Welcome to the Dark Side reviews
After being switched onto the Villainous Vultures, Courtney has some doubts on how good of a person she is. But her biggest concern is being the only "hero" on a team of villains. But when she recieves a suprise "welcome" from the last person she'd expect, she starts having seconds thoughts about disregearding her villain status. Courtney/Scott friendship. One-shot. Completed.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2013 - [Courtney, Scott] - Complete
The Fatal Five reviews
Mallick Scott woke up in a sewer with a hangover and no idea how he got there. What he feared the worst was true. He was in a Jigsaw game. It was survival of the fittest and there was no way in hell he was going down without a fight! The Fatal Five arc of SAW V written from the perspective of Mallick Scott, the rich junkie kid. Rated T. One-shot. Completed.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Mallick - Complete
Just Too Different reviews
Geoff and Gwen were just too different. Gwen was the type of girl who would sit at home and sketch or read a book. Geoff was the kind of guy who would go out to parties with his friends. They couldn't possibly be together, right? In this slightly-AU retelling of the twenty-first episode of "Total Drama Island", Geoff and Gwen just might find out they are not so different after all.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/4/2013 - [Gwen, Geoff] - Complete
Canoes reviews
Gwen loves Trent. Trent loves Gwen. Cody loves Gwen. Obviously, there is an issue. When Cody and Gwen are paired up to go on a canoe trip, something is bound to happen with the Goth and the tech geek, right? Of course, this is a fan fiction! Rated T. One shot. Gwen/Cody.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2013 - [Gwen, Cody] - Complete
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