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Will to Live by Knifez reviews
Basically a story I started eons ago that gets the occasional update. Zombie apocalypse and people up and DIE. Good ol' Cheffy is the leader, and now that I kinda know how to write I'm pulling together some semblance of a plot. Lightly inspired by TWD, tone-wise. Includes TDI-TDRR characters. If you like zombies, gritty deaths & grim situations, this is the story for you.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,891 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/17/2019 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Chef Hatchet, Harold, Brick, Jo
The Legend of Total Drama Island by Gideoncrawle reviews
What if TDI had been played for drama instead of laughs? In this Season 1 reimagining, a former contestant tells the story to her teenage son in the style of The 1,001 Nights. AU. Rated T for mature subject matter, mild profanity, etc. Updates irregularly, usually near the end of a month. 32nd Night: Heather's price, and a bicycle challenge that makes more sense than in canon.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 370,861 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/5/2019 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Cody, Heather, Courtney, Katie
Total Drama Time Tour by vandenburgs reviews
Chris McLean and his team are back with a whole new contest that will take sixteen teenagers through time and space in order to compete for a million bucks — but what does the wickedest, funniest, and most brutal TV host in History (quite literally) have in store for them? Rated T to be safe.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,765 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/17/2018 - Published: 10/24/2018
Despair Island by Knifez reviews
What if Total Drama Island wasn't a campy reality show? What if it was a pitch by the Canadian government for the newest form of entertainment; a more sinister form of entertainment? Join twenty-two teens and their dark journey throughout eight weeks as they compete for life itself. At the end, only one shall live. A reimagining of Total Drama Island using the original cast.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 219,045 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 3/10/2017 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Chris M. - Complete
Total Shuffled World Tour by Fangren reviews
[SEQUEL TO TOTAL SHUFFLED ACTION] After fighting to regain their fame, fifteen cast members and two newcomers have been given a place on season three: Total Drama World Tour. But this action-packed and drama-fueled journey around the world is not the same series you know - the cast has been shuffled through time and space. Season Three AU; pairing and update info in first chapter.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 329,367 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Complete
Total Drama Chaos! by Knifez reviews
Season 5. Thirty-eight contestants. Join I, Chris Mclean, as I host another season with the thirty-eight campers you've grown to love...seeing hurt! Tears, romance, strategy, the warm fuzzies and the heebie jeebies! We've got it all right here in this spectacular final season! Who will win the five million dollars? Find out right here! (Rewrite of first 14 chapters in progress.)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 341,004 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet, Mr. Coconut - Complete
Total Shuffled Action by Fangren reviews
[SEQUEL TO TOTAL SHUFFLED ISLAND] Two days after the dramatic conclusion of season one, those that qualified have met at an abandoned film lot for the next competition: Total Drama Action. But though it may seem like the original series you know, the contestants have been re-ordered in time and space; they have been shuffled. Season Two AU; pairing and update info in first chapter.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 315,719 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Complete
Game of Thrones fanfiction: Revenge of the Mannis by Malthir reviews
Stannis continues his quest to liberate his kingdom and defeat the white walkers.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/19/2015 - Shireen B., Stannis B., Davos S. - Complete
Thirty Days by Knifez reviews
The day after Shawn gets back from TDPI, he gets ill, only to wake up and be told he has a rare form of brain cancer. Given thirty days until the operation that has a 5% success rate, Shawn, an orphan, decides to spend his likely very last thirty days with Jasmine by traveling to Australia to visit her. Join them on the adventures they have before the dreaded day comes. [On hiatus]
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,290 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2014 - [Jasmine (TDPI), Shawn]
Heroes VS Villains! by Knifez reviews
[[CANCELLED DUE TO BOTH OF MY CO-WRITERS PERMANENT ABSENCE.]] When Chris needs to make a new season he decides that, instead of finding new contestants, he would bring back the best contestants that really left an impression on Total Drama and bring them all back for the ultimate game of Heroes VS. Villains. [[Co-written with I'll Cover Angel and Collins and RedEyedWarrior.]]
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,907 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Chris M., Courtney, Harold, Jo - Complete
Total Shuffled Island by Fangren reviews
Total Drama Island, where it all began. That camp, those challenges, those first twenty-two campers to take on what would become a hit series. But what if those campers - and those who debuted in later seasons - were to be re-ordered, appearances shifted through time and space? What if they were to be...shuffled? Season One AU; pairing and update info at end of first chapter.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 237,117 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Complete
Three Days In The Life Of Zeke by rilakku reviews
The old me used to love the farm, I used to love it. Not anymore, heck I ain't even allowed anywhere near the farm or near my mama since Total Drama ruined my life. My mama got nervous I would eat up all my brothers and sisters, so she did what anyone would do. She banned me from the farm, so now I live on the streets. I sometimes eat a stray cat if I get really fancy.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Ezekiel - Complete
From Drama to Death by The Sarcasm Master reviews
In the twenty-third Hunger Games, the twenty-four contestants from Total Drama are reaped from their districts, transported to the Capitol, and forced to fight to the death in an Arena overseen by Head Gamemaker Chris McLean. Who will be the sole victor out of twenty-four beloved characters? And is there something else going on behind the scenes in the Capitol?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,280 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Complete
Ella's Myth by TheToxicInterest reviews
Because the world doesn't work like a fairy tale, Ella. You learned that lesson a little too late. (Dark fic. One-Shot.)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Scott, Ella
Total Drama Fan-Fiction Theater by Helmet 798 reviews
Chef Hatchet hosts season 4.5 of Total Drama! 21 Contestants from all 4 seasons, plus 3 OCs, will compete in challenges based off of Total Drama Fan-Fics, to win 750,000 dollars! [On hiatus until the end of the year]
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,331 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Chef Hatchet, Courtney, Tyler, OC
Blueberries and Bushes by Rufus T. Serenity reviews
Jasmine and Sammy are looking for food early in the morning for their team early in TDPI, but they can't keep their eyes off of each other. Both girls have difficult pasts and some serve emotional torment that make them believe that they can't be together. But can a single knocked down tree be the catalyst that changes all of that? Rated M for scenes of sexual action and yuri.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,099 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/30/2014 - [Jasmine (TDPI), Samey] - Complete
The Like Like Way by youfilthyderfocrat reviews
Bad title? Maybe. Samey confesses her admiration for a certain female camper. Oneshot, slightly fluffy, OOC? You decide! Samella.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Ella, Samey - Complete
Total Drama Mayhem! by Unfathomed Stars reviews
Chris and Chef are back on the island with 27 brand new contestants! Who will make friends? Who will fall in love? Who will grow to hate each other? Who will boost our ratings? And who will take home one million dollars? Find out right here, right now, on Total... Drama... Mayhem!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,574 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 6/15/2014
Steamboat Zeke by I Am TIAW reviews
Ezekiel is a steamboat captain in 1911 who, with the help of first mate Cody and a shady gambler named Geoff, conspires to win 100,000 by breaking the record for fastest ship. Unfortunately, things go disastrously badly, as usual.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Ezekiel, Geoff, Cody, Heather - Complete
Tea Party Panic by JShark419 reviews
Noah and Izzy have a tea party. Noah doesn't want to attend, but Izzy forces him to join. Nizzy friendship.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2014 - [Izzy, Noah] - Complete
Date-Saster by Pepe's Red-Eyed Cousin reviews
Chris, Chef and Blaineley take their dates out on a date... to the same restaurant! Now that all three are enemies, how will their dates turn out! Oh, and Trent is there as well. Contains mostly crack pairings.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,998 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Blaineley, Chef Hatchet, Chris M., Trent
Cheater by GreenPokeGuy reviews
Backstabber. Liar. Weak-minded. These are some of the insults Bridgette faces daily, and she agrees with each one. Different look on the aftermath of the Bridgette/Alejandro kiss. Rated T for strong language and dark themes. Now a two-shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bridgette, Courtney - Complete
Ulterior Motive by GreenPokeGuy reviews
When Lindsay and Tyler walk out together during the dodgeball challenge, Heather is naturally furious. But is it for the reason she tells herself? Or something different? One-sided Heather/Tyler. Crack.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Heather, Tyler - Complete
Happiness by MrsAvanJogia reviews
For once... they were happy...
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Gwen, Geoff - Complete
A Canadian Peter Pan by Pepe's Red-Eyed Cousin reviews
Lindsay wakes up one night to find that Peter Pan is in her room. He wants her to come to Never Land with him.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Lindsay - Complete
When I really need someone by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
When Gwen really needs someone to be there for her after Trent kisses Heather, she finds herself getting comfort from the one guy she would never expect.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Gwen, Geoff - Complete
Legacy by Gideoncrawle reviews
A "what if" story in which Gwen's encounter with the Escaped Psycho Killer With A Chainsaw And A Hook doesn't end the same way as it did on the show. Set 10 years after the (altered) events of Total Drama Island, with flashbacks to the time of the show. Rated T for mature subject matter and a brief scene of graphic violence. Heather-centric.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,286 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Heather, Duncan - Complete
God, help the outcasts by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Dawn realizes how bad the living situations are at the playa and decides to pray for them because that's all she can do. Things have gotten pretty twisted around there and Dawn is trying her best to not give up when it seems like everyone else has.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - Esperanto - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Dawn - Complete
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Total Drama: Revenge of the Island reviews
Sequel to Total Drama World Tour. After travelling the globe, the 16 contestants from last season go to where Total Drama began… Camp Wawanakwa! Watch as these 16 teenagers compete in more life-threatening challenges all for the chance of winning one million dollars! But Camp Wawanakwa has changed in the past three seasons, so things are about to get wild! Rated T. In-progress.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,424 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 9/29/2015
Ella and Leonard's Zombie Adventure reviews
Ella is on her way to the grocery store when she runs into Leonard, who is being as magical as usual. Neither of them were expecting to be in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, but Shawn sure was. He always is! But when things don't go quite as expected for our favorite zombie hunter, hilarity ensues. Secret Santa fan-fic for The-Normal-Twit. Rated T. One shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Ella, Leonard, Shawn - Complete
What Are Friends For? reviews
Sammy has been through a lot - Her sister has abused her all of her life, she's always been the "second twin", and she's never had any real friends. But when a certain zombie conspiracy theorist and a tall Australian girl come to comfort her, she'll learn that family doesn't always have to mean that they're related to you. Jasmine/Sammy/Shawn friendship one-shot fic.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Jasmine (TDPI), Samey, Shawn - Complete
The Wawanakwa Tales reviews
AU. Detective Eva Vargra has just been transferred to a new, dangerous city - Wawanakwa City! After a young high school student is brutally murdered, anyone can be a suspect in this city where nobody is innocent. Meanwhile, Duncan and Scott engage in a life of crime while Trent runs his infamous cult worshiping the Ninth God. Rated T. Very dark.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,160 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Noah, Duncan, Eva, Scott
Total Drama World Tour reviews
In this alternate story, the original twenty two contestants never had a third season. They were instead replaced by 16 new teenagers! The final two face it off in Hawaii! Who will win the million dollars? Romance, drama, humor, and other crazy adventures are in store for these wacky teens! Completed. Rated T.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 224,550 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet, OC - Complete
Welcome to the Dark Side reviews
After being switched onto the Villainous Vultures, Courtney has some doubts on how good of a person she is. But her biggest concern is being the only "hero" on a team of villains. But when she recieves a suprise "welcome" from the last person she'd expect, she starts having seconds thoughts about disregearding her villain status. Courtney/Scott friendship. One-shot. Completed.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2013 - [Courtney, Scott] - Complete
The Fatal Five reviews
Mallick Scott woke up in a sewer with a hangover and no idea how he got there. What he feared the worst was true. He was in a Jigsaw game. It was survival of the fittest and there was no way in hell he was going down without a fight! The Fatal Five arc of SAW V written from the perspective of Mallick Scott, the rich junkie kid. Rated T. One-shot. Completed.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Mallick - Complete
Just Too Different reviews
Geoff and Gwen were just too different. Gwen was the type of girl who would sit at home and sketch or read a book. Geoff was the kind of guy who would go out to parties with his friends. They couldn't possibly be together, right? In this slightly-AU retelling of the twenty-first episode of "Total Drama Island", Geoff and Gwen just might find out they are not so different after all.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/4/2013 - [Gwen, Geoff] - Complete
Canoes reviews
Gwen loves Trent. Trent loves Gwen. Cody loves Gwen. Obviously, there is an issue. When Cody and Gwen are paired up to go on a canoe trip, something is bound to happen with the Goth and the tech geek, right? Of course, this is a fan fiction! Rated T. One shot. Gwen/Cody.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/24/2013 - [Gwen, Cody] - Complete
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