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Joined 10-07-03, id: 466565, Profile Updated: 11-01-10
Author has written 32 stories for Popular, Mutant X, Law and Order: SVU, Law and Order, O.C., Criminal Minds, and House, M.D..

Hi all.

I come from Yorkshire, England. No doubt there will be things that slip in there that hail from over here but my beta tries to weed out and stomp on anything that looks or sounds English! Then I usually change some stuff back 'cos it's fun!

I also have some learning difficulties, so I do apologise for any crappy spellings, grammar, structure and any other stuff that good writers do well. That's just the way it goes and I try my best and that's all anyone can ask for. Any and all mistakes are my own. As long as the story is getting through well then that's good enough for me. If anyone has any particular objection or suggestions then they can feel free to contact me.

I really appreciate anyone that takes the time to read and also feedback if they do. That's a big thank you and I appreciate it very much.

I'm pretty much just a geek that likes to write. I love music and horses, rock clubs and festivals, conventions and friendly hanging out somewhere. I'm a laid back kinda gal really, a bit odd, a bit quirky and although not that interesting I think I'm pretty good to talk to. I has awesome girlfriend, author Maggsie, who rocks! She be in my favourite authors!

I'm also a co-mod on a Live Journal community that's got some great gals on it that all worship the femslash!

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Got You Stuck On My Body (Like a Tattoo) by Mistiec reviews
Later, months later, when Santana is splayed naked against her, heavy with sleep and with limbs so tangled Quinn can't sleep, she'll think back and wonder why it'll never be marshmallows and fluff for them.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 123,064 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Quinn F., Santana L.
May The Best Bride Win by CorvusCorvidae reviews
Quinn and Santana are set to be married. All they have to do is plan the wedding. However, nothing is ever that easy, especially not when these two are involved. AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,042 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Santana L., Quinn F.
No Rhyme or Reason by interpol.ice reviews
QW13. Being Cheerios Captain and Head of the Celibacy Club, Quinn Fabray was McKinley High's glorified version of the girl-next-door. What happens when she finally realizes that she's always had a thing for Santana "the brain with boobs" Lopez?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,452 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Quinn F., Santana L.
Fingertips by insomatic-studios reviews
Santana and Quinn release feelings for each other after Santana is ignored by Brittany.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Quinn F., Santana L.
Maybe This Time by missmandamargo reviews
Quinn and Santana deal with the aftermath of Santana's accident, while readjusting to life in Lima. Sequel to Fool's Game. This story is in a hiatus.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,481 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Santana L., Quinn F.
Fall Into Me by orangeiguanas4 reviews
Santana and Quinn are falling apart. In order to save themselves, they fall into each other instead.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,558 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Santana L., Quinn F. - Complete
Enchanted to Meet You by DAgron01 reviews
Quinn transferred to a new school to start over and hopes that she can escape her past. What will happen when brother and sister Finn and Rachel both fall for her? She never considered loving a girl before, but she never met a girl like Rachel. Faberry
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,604 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
While You're Far Away and Dreaming by wearecrossroads reviews
For Quinntana Week 2012, Day 1: Unresolved Sexual Tension. A series of unfortunate events prevents Santana from coming home from a trip on time. Quinn thinks she may be going crazy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
Just off the Key of Reason by iamapanda reviews
Faberry AU. Future fic. Rachel Berry is a successful Broadway star with a new roommate, the very odd, naive Quinn Fabray. It starts with a note on the fridge and a childishly scrawled doodle of an elephant. Everybody has a little crazy in them.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 128,921 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 2,944 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Wild Horses by Jadiebeth reviews
AU Rachel and Quinn meet by accident when they're 25 and their worlds completely collide however they are two very different people. Rubbish summary! unbeta'd.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 82,412 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
The Story of Us by bdd4evr reviews
JJ's critically hurt and Emily passes the hours waiting for the woman she loves to wake up by recounting their life together. Mostly T but some chapters will be rated M - will warn. Femslash - Emily/JJ. Chapter 32 is up - Please read and review.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 189,685 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ
Reading the Waves by dfyant1 reviews
AU Marissa is the head designer for a surf wear company, after catching her fiancee in bed with another woman her boss sends her on vacation to Hawaii where she meets Alex Kelly, a local surfer who shows Marissa what paradise is really like
O.C. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 108,077 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Alex K., Marissa C.
Right in This Moment: The Outing of Emily Prentiss by AliceBB reviews
Women are being murdered in DC and solving the crimes will cause Prentiss to rethink everything she has taken for granted up until now.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,371 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/21/2010 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Secret, The Story Continues by egoofy34 reviews
A series of one shots that takes place after "Secret." JJ/Emily and of course AJ. Please enjoy and Review. Chapter 78 is up now..... updated 08/10/09.. Now Complete.... ENJOY!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 78 - Words: 170,518 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
Elements of Emotion: Fear by racesunfortunateficarchive reviews
Emily/JJ FEMSLASH. This is part character study, part relationship story. JJ muses on the elemental nature of her emotions for Emily and how they have changed. 4 Parts to the whole story
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,235 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete
Starting Fresh by MandaMania reviews
After moving to New York, Marissa sees someone whom she never thought she'd see again. Alex Kelly. How'll things go for the two former lovers when they meet up? Malex. AN up.
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,530 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Alex K., Marissa C.
Starting Over with you by NoturAVprep reviews
AU what if Marissa didnt die, but she left Newport for Hawaii to help jimmy with his sailing company. Except theres a catch, she's never met Alex...
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,775 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Alex K., Marissa C.
Moment of Weakness by lysachan reviews
Missing scene from Derailed [1x09], takes place right after the episode. JJ visits Elle at the hospital. Obvious spoilers to Derailed. Preslash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Complete
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Bloodsport reviews
Love is just a bloodsport. FF slash - don't like don't read!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 225,641 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
I'm Yours reviews
3 one shots in JJ and Emily's life. Written especially for my fiance! Femslash, don't like don't read...
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
Sound Of Silence reviews
JJ and Emily confide in their friends about each other but end up crossing paths and finding out the truth! Just a light and easy few chapters set in the early days of Emily! Femslash, don't like don't read!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,480 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
SOS reviews
Something I seem to have neglected to post. Based on the episode Identity. Emily helps Garcia. JJ/Emily femslash, Emily/Garcia friendship. Just a moment I could imagine after. FF, don't like don't read.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/19/2009 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Over At The Frankenstein Place reviews
Traveling home from Florida JJ and Emily encounter a strange world where unexpected things happen! Bit of drama, fluff and smut! Warnings inside. Femslash, don't like don't read!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,056 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
Phenomena reviews
Explanation inside but basically, smut that was challenged by Sofia Lindsay! JJ/Emily femslash warning. Mature themes all around. Don't like it, don't read it!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
10 song iPod challenge! reviews
A challenge from LJ I decided to undertake, details inside. Femslash warning, don't like don't read. Also a splash of SVU in two parts.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
Mad About You reviews
I forgot to post this the other week! Warning - smut alert, very mature theme. JJ/Emily femslash, don't like, don't read
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2009 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
All I Need reviews
Christmas addition following How Soon Is Now? JJ/Emily femslash, don't like don't read.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,465 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
How Soon Is Now? reviews
Introduction - As JJ and Emily get closer, Emily discovers some truths about JJ. Set not long after Emily arrives in season 2. Love/family/fluff mostly. JJ/Emily, don't like don't read!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,278 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
Feeling Good reviews
Simply put - smut. JJ/Emily - don't like, don't read
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/8/2008 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Somewhere Between Right And Wrong reviews
After a misunderstanding, JJ goes to a place of comfort, accepting that perhaps she is to live her life the way her Father did, which is a questionable way to live. JJ/Emily - don't like don't read.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
Teardrop reviews
JJ and Emily have a fight. Written for International Day Of Femslash. Femslash warning & mature themes. Don't like don't read.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,841 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
See Who I Am reviews
Emily searches for definition. Emily/JJ - Femslash warning & mature themes. Don'tlike don't read. Written for International Day Of Femslash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,808 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/18/2008 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Trouble Being With Jennifer Jareau reviews
JJ/Emily fluff. Written for International Day Of Femslash. Summary inside. Femslash warning, don't like don't read.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/18/2008 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Another Girl, Another Planet reviews
JJ/Emily fluff. Very geeky, pointless fluff! Emily meets the men in JJ's life. Femslash, don't like don't read.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
Kid Fears reviews
JJ/Emily fluff. Emily learns what JJ is afraid of. Femslash, don't like don't read.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
Multiply Life By The Power Of Two reviews
JJ/Emily fluff - femslash, don't like don't read. Summary inside.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,558 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/28/2008 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
24 reviews
24 hours turns out to be a very, very long time. Femslash warning - JJ/Emily. Don't like, don't read.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 96,677 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
Angels reviews
Response to the song fic challenge set on LJ, to Missy Higgins' 'Night Minds'. Femslash, don't like don't read. JJ/Emily.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Little Conversation reviews
Set after 'In Birth And Death', Emily and JJ have a conversation about what happened. Femslash, don't like don't read. Set in a dialogue manner.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2008 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Strange Connection reviews
Cameron and Thirteen discover something between them. F/F, don't like, don't read.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,061 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/1/2008 - A. Cameron, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
The Life Events reviews
Alex and Marissa learn what it takes to build a relationship. FF Don't read if offended.
O.C. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 146,487 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Alex K., Marissa C. - Complete
The Aftershock reviews
Sequel to The Reconnect. FF slash, do not read if offended.
O.C. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,988 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Alex K., Marissa C. - Complete
The Third Grave reviews
Warning FF slash. Summery inside but basically Alex's homecoming.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,463 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Complete
Human reviews
ElleJJ FF slash Don't read if offended by it. JJ reflects on a couple of things, and Elle helps her understand something.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Jennifer J./JJ, Elle G. - Complete
The Reconnect reviews
Alex and Marissa have some unfinished business.
O.C. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,040 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Alex K., Marissa C. - Complete
New reviews
Follow up to 'Living'. Abbie muses on events past and present.
Law and Order - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
Living reviews
Ficlet about a realisation that Miss Cabot has about the significant other in her life, and her life in general. Only PG for the ff setting. Basically, my attempt at a short bit of fluff rather than a long bit of fluff!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Complete
Endlessly reviews
Brooke and Sam need to see things for how they really are. Set when they are 26. Warning, contains explicit sex scenes including both ff and fm, do not read if easily offended by this and language
Popular - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,806 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Complete
Is it friendship? reviews
Shalimar confesses something on a team night out. Warning contains ff slash
Mutant X - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,296 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/7/2003 - Complete
A different version! reviews
A change to what happened in 'The news of my death has been greatly exaggerated'. Warning, contains ff slash. Brooke and Sam have something to share.
Popular - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2003 - Complete