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Author has written 7 stories for World of Tanks, Harry Potter, Stargate: SG-1, Star Wars, and Ranma.

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Age: too f*king old!

Location: Canada, eh

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I'm a sucker for Tom Clancy Novels, and love to read them on a rainy day with a warm cup of tea on my lap. I like watching the snow fall, especially at night. It usually gets my muse going.

A good motto that describes me is; The simpler the better. I have few friends, but that also means little to no drama in my life. My spouse is more social, but I usually befriend her friends. I enjoy sitting in front of a campfire and the outdoors, and one of my favorite things to do is look for glass insulators along the railway right of way.

I like the clicking noises of mechanical keyboards when I write my stories. It drives my wife nuts, which makes me like it even more!

Dislikes:

I hate being stuck in traffic unless I'm not the one driving.

I dislike the sad middle part of many movies before it gets better

the price of Gasoline

what passes for kids television nowadays

also, TLC (the channel)

Favorite Animal: Manatees!

About my stories(s):

World of TOG:

I cooked this up after being asked if I have ever considered writing for competitions, to which I said; 'no, I'm struggling to finish the one I already have'

Then I started a new one, despite what I had said a mere days before o_O

All of the previous WOT fics are actual tanks that are in a way sentient. The closest comparison I can think of the Disneys Cars or Thomas the Train. I wanted to write about the crew. There will eventually be a cross over to other games, and some badly explained way of how it happened. Stay tuned!

Muggle in the Mix:

The plot follows books six and seven, but through the eyes of a muggle professor teaching at Hogwarts. Although it is not a well-known story I consider it by and far my favorite.

It took me some time to realize this, but I wrote this story as a way to cope with the loss of my firstborn, who, unfortunately, did not live past 20 weeks of gestation. We were going to name him after the OC in this story, and in a way, I built this happy little life for the person he never had the chance of becoming. [COMPLETE]

Harry Potter most excellent adventure:

A Harry Potter SG-1 crossover fic that will mainly focus on the Stargate side of the coin. By far the most 'crackish' story of the lot, and a hoot to write.(complete but in dire need of help, grammatically speaking)

Codename; Crimson Hare:

A Harry x Hermione story, drawing many elements from movies such as the Borne Trilogy, Oceans Movies, and my secret love of Europe in general. Not much in the way of humor, but I very much enjoy writing the couple's interactions.

Shiver me Timbers:

My most popular story, for reasons unknown to me. The original intent was to make this story come across as a bit dark, but as I am prone to do, it quickly degenerated into insanity, with magic royally screwing the force. The romantic undertones of the story between HP and Leia are a hot-button topic for many people, and they seem to focus on that part the most, when in reality, it's at best a byplay.

I will admit that for the first few chapters, the script follows the fifth movie to a tee, something I dislike doing in general. I hope the story redeems itself later, but without a major plot other than to involve the Yuuzhan Vong later on, much work needs to be done before this can be called complete.

Agent Holly Wood;

Oh geez, this little nugget evolved from a single thought, and it happened to be the Narwhale/Unicorn mating one(go figure) I built a fun little story around it, and threw in Avatar for the hell of it. I like it(shrugs)

Under the table dealings:

My first proper foray into the world of SMUT! Had the idea while in bed the night before writing it. Managed to get the whole thing on paper in about 3 hours, and tweaked it for another two, fleshing it out and making it truly sordid affair, lol. Added a second chapter and am mulling over a third. Stay tuned if you like things like Icha, icha.


Thank you for stopping by, and happy reading. ;)

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Sensei-kun by Wanker - King of Wank Peasants reviews
AU. Forced to retire from ANBU and take an all-kunoichi team by the Third Hokage, Naruto Uzumaki was reluctant to take the job at first. However, with time he soon realized how important his team became to him. Basically porn mixed with plot, not a very good plot but HEY there's smut here. Strong!Naruto x Harem. OOC elements. Sexually sexy sex inside. ALSO available on AFF dot net
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 119,105 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 5,122 - Follows: 5,870 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 11/1/2018 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H.
Parker by DanglyBits reviews
Old Man Parker's got a young girl's attention. But hey, at least she's not his daughter. Technically. Smut. (Spider-Man: Reign) (Peter/Mayday)
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,933 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 3/27/2018 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mayday P./Spider-Girl
Stranded by Starfox5 reviews
Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. The star Seeker and the swotty muggleborn have been at each other's throats since their first year at Hogwarts. Their feud has cost Gryffindor more points than the Weasley twins and has now resulted in the two of them being stranded on a deserted island.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,215 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 1/3 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Ron W., Lavender B.]
Only in Houston by DanglyBits reviews
Set in the Ultimate universe, Peter finds a new life after May disowns him during the Clone Saga. Months later he crosses paths with Jessica and things get... heated. Then, they just get dirty. (Peter/Jessica Drew (yes, that one)) Smut, selfcest, and everything in between. Keep out of reach of children.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,678 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 9/1/2017 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Jessica D./Spider-Woman, Cindy M./Silk
To Infinity by creamofwheat2311 reviews
After discovering an ancient artifact, the UNSC's most advanced warship and a Sangheili Assault Carrier are transported to a universe unlike anything they have ever seen, and forced into a war against a foe they never could have imagined.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 473,247 - Reviews: 3961 - Favs: 4,975 - Follows: 5,887 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Arbiter, T. Lasky, Shepard
Deadly Nightshade by savya398 reviews
Lily and James weren't Harry's parents. They were his aunt and uncle. Petunia decides she shouldn't have to raise her nephew when his mother is perfectly capable of doing it herself. She tracks down her wayward sister who enjoys attacking people with giant plants, and quickly washes her hands of the entire situation. Now, Gotham and Batman have a new young villain to deal with.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,905 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 3,948 - Follows: 4,868 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 7/16/2018 - Bruce W./Batman, Poison Ivy, Harry P.
Blind Date by gomez36000 reviews
It was challenging to find yourself after the war ended. Some people picked up work, some started new hobbies. One such hobby included setting up the hero of the wizarding world on blind dates. Tonks may not be ready to reenter the dating world, but she's more than happy thrusting Harry into it with a grin on her face. Made for the Flowerpot discord server collection. One-shot only
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,499 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 9/28/2020 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] N. Tonks - Complete
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
When the dementor attack presents Harry with an opportunity to begin to fight back he gladly sets himself on the path to have a hand in his future. But as time goes on, it's clear that not all is the same as it once was. Why has his scar stopped hurting? What are these seemingly random objects he's drawn to? How deep does the connection between him and Voldemort truly run? Post GoF
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 428,055 - Reviews: 5206 - Favs: 12,420 - Follows: 13,157 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak: Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise: "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,350 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 2,480 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
After All This Time? by LJ Summers reviews
Slytherin!Hermione and Gryffindor Harry kept their secrets, kisses and fights alike, until there was no reason to keep a secret anymore. Can they recover what they once shared? Written as a birthday present for my dear friend Katmom, this is only a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,078 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/25 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Villain Wrangler by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,054 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 8,170 - Follows: 8,322 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, OC
No Fate by AndrewWolfe reviews
1995: Harry Potter tells the Minister where to stick his underage magic trial. That's the last the wizarding world hears of him. 2004: Corporal Harry Potter, RLC, is trying to have a quiet drink...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 84,659 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 12/31/2020 - Published: 9/11/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Molly W., Dobby
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,275 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 6,038 - Follows: 6,908 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
Salvage by MuffinLance reviews
Mid-Season-One Zuko is held ransom by Chief Hakoda. Ozai's replies to the Water Tribe's demands are A-Plus Parenting. Hakoda is… deeply concerned, for this son that isn't his, and who might be safer among enemies than with his own father.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,641 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 11/29/2020 - Published: 10/21/2019 - Zuko, Hakoda
I Aim to Misbehave by White Squirrel reviews
Harry Potter escapes from Earth-That-Was via magitech, but goes missing. When he is finally unfrozen in the 26th century, he faces a new oppressive regime in the form of the Alliance while he tries to find the lost magical community in the Verse. Epilogue-compliant, No Power in the 'Verse-compliant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,912 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 10/18/2020 - Published: 4/5/2017 - Harry P., River
Thus, the Stallion Escaped Here by Lord Raa reviews
During the Ginza Incident, opportunity knocks for Ranma Saotome.
Crossover - Ranma & Gate - Jietai Kare no Chi nite, Kaku Tatakeri - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,305 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 10/18/2020 - Published: 4/22/2018
Quaffles and Broomsticks by HoosYourDaddy reviews
With everything going wrong for him in fifth year, Harry finds solace in a very unexpected place: the quidditch locker room. Harry/Angelina. Smutty Romance with Plot. Warning: not intended for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,296 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 10/8/2020 - Published: 7/19/2020 - [Harry P., Angelina J.] - Complete
Son of Thanos by Kiterou reviews
Peter Quill was not the only terran boy that got kidnapped from Earth - 14 years after Yondu Udonta and his Ravagers took Peter, another band of bandits came to collect some profits of their own. They touch down in Britain, Surrey. Thirteen years later, Harry unknowingly returns home, chasing a man bend to destroy the star Sol. WILL NOT BE UPDATED ON ANYMORE - ONLY ON AO3
Crossover - Harry Potter & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,458 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 9/17/2020 - Published: 8/23/2018 - Harry P., Albus D., Thanos, Yondu U. - Complete
Pen Pals by luxsolis reviews
"Hermione? What kinda name is that? Ugh, I got a girl, bloody hell. Harry trade me." Harry hadn't even had a chance to open the scroll that had been placed in front of him before it was snatched up, and another thrown in his face. - A story told in letters. Harry/Hermione, cute and fluffy, with just a tiny bit of drama. Super tiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,702 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 8/11/2020 - Published: 6/4/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Stunning Shifts by mindcandy reviews
During a publicity stunt, Harry and five others are sent to another world where a well timed Stupefy made all the difference. As Harry looks for his peers and a way home, another Harry investigates the odd arrival of his doppelganger. (Canon, EWE, dimension travel, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,369 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 2,163 - Updated: 5/31/2020 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P.
Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary by The madness in me reviews
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 72,373 - Reviews: 4208 - Favs: 4,313 - Follows: 3,664 - Updated: 5/27/2020 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Gods Among Us by arturus reviews
Fate is a funny thing. Harry Potter and his friends survived their trial by fire and defeated Voldemort. A year has passed and Hermione Granger is apprenticed as a Curse Breaker. When she discovers an ancient tomb she talks Harry into helping with the excavation. Now they are trapped and they'll need a miracle to survive. HP/BSG (now a bit of Stargate in the mix) Major edit 2020/21
Crossover - Harry Potter & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 233,974 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 2,853 - Updated: 5/21/2020 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Towards the Sun by MuffinLance reviews
Zuko botches his escape on the day of the eclipse and sits out the war in prison. What will the Gaang do with a new Fire Lord they can't trust? Season Four "Zuko never joined the Gaang, and he's really bad at being good" AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,821 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 5/7/2020 - Published: 5/15/2019 - Zuko
if the shoe fits by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
Time travel. Technically, she could consider this the greatest mission she has ever undertaken, or a brilliant opportunity to finally hit the hot springs. (Or, the one where Haruno Sakura really, really needs a vacation).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,337 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 3,255 - Follows: 3,741 - Updated: 3/23/2020 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Sakura H.
Avatar by Von reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort with the power he knew not, a power far more valuable than his freedom. Sealed away until next he was needed, the Wizarding Saviour slept through the fall of his race, of magic and almost the world. Now he has been woken, the last avatar of a dead species and a being whose purpose is so old that only the bones of the Earth remember. Gen. Adult themes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,154 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 3,316 - Follows: 4,193 - Updated: 12/28/2019 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Harry P.
Little Zuko v the World by MuffinLance reviews
Zuko finds Aang a month into his banishment. They're both 12. Expect not-a-kid-person!Zhao, gratuitous saving from pirates (dangit Katara give little Zuko back his shirts), and some solid Appa/Zuko bromance. It is the hole in your life you didn't know needed filling.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,354 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 12/26/2019 - Published: 3/3/2019 - Zuko
Knowledge Comes At A Price by slayst reviews
Lily Potter never actually saved her son's life. No, Hermaeus Mora did it for her, at a price. The witch ended up in Apocrypha and Harry became a new dimensional anchor for the Daedric Prince of Forbidden Knowledge now standing on his shoulder. Poor, poor Wizardry World.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,094 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 3,050 - Follows: 3,742 - Updated: 12/17/2019 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Harry P., Hermaeus Mora
Five Pound Note by msmerlin13 reviews
How much is a five pound note worth? For Harry, it's bought him a lifetime of happiness with the one witch whose always had his heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,204 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/15/2019 - Complete
Getting Too Old For This 2: Electric Boogaloo by ManMadeOfLasers reviews
A continuation of the story begun in Getting Too Old For This. Harry Potter is back, and he is determined to use that whole 'Preparing for the Reaper War' thing as an excuse to cause as much trouble as he reasonably can. When enigmatic aliens from an unexplored region of space pop up and attack his latest home, he's got a new distraction. Rated 'M' for bad language and worse ideas.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,503 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 9/22/2019 - Published: 4/7/2019
Like the Galaxy Wasn't Strange Enough Already by MojoTheSpaceMonkey reviews
Harry felt the need to start over after the wizarding world took that final step off the ledge to insanity. What better place to begin fresh than a new galaxy where he would be the only magical?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 167,069 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 2,843 - Updated: 9/6/2019 - Published: 6/7/2017
Daddy's Little (Spider-)Girl(s) by DanglyBits reviews
Spider-Man's biggest fan is in for the shock of her life when she finds out the webhead is a lot closer than she could have ever thought. And then there's the girl claiming to be his daughter. And her sister. (Peter/Mayday/April) (Smut).
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,391 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 171 - Published: 8/31/2019 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mayday P./Spider-Girl, April P./Mayhem
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7511 - Favs: 16,787 - Follows: 18,971 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Potters Against the World by Temporal Knight reviews
Harry and Rose Potter faced everything together...until the Ministry ripped him away from her. Now, finally, Rose - with the assistance of Gabrielle Delacour - has found him again. They've got a plan to fix what was broken; and maybe get a bit of revenge along the way. Pairing: Harry/OFC/Gabrielle (twincest).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,808 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 3,709 - Follows: 4,060 - Updated: 7/19/2019 - Published: 10/22/2016 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D., OC] N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Secret of Atlantis by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Having been raised by his tomb raiding aunt, Harry Potter had known early on that he'd follow in her footsteps and become a Curse-Breaker, discovering and exploring old tombs full of lost knowledge and treasure. But he and his two best friends might have underestimated just how dangerous the wrong sort of knowledge and treasure could be. Sequel to "Petunia Evans, Tomb Raider".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 242,552 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 6/8/2019 - Published: 11/3/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Reincarnation (Re-Write) by Lord Traya reviews
Harry James Potter sat in the Headmaster's chair at Hogwarts with a ring on his fingers, a wand in his hand and a cloak wrapped around him, slowly he closed his eyes, and the next thing he knew a blonde bombshell of a woman and a massive black haired, blue eyed man were calling him their son. Worst of all, he had this need to shit, cry and eat at the same time. All the time!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,818 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 4,105 - Follows: 5,363 - Updated: 4/22/2019 - Published: 5/10/2017 - Harry P., Daenerys T., Jon S., Aegon T.
Getting Too Old For This by ManMadeOfLasers reviews
Harry Potter finds himself, and his normal bi-polar luck, pulled out of a quiet retirement and into the limelight of the 23rd century. He finds a grand new stage upon which his 'saving-people-thing' can act, and before he can say no, is pulled into the middle of a galaxy-spanning conflict. Rated 'M' for bad words and ideas, re-worked and re-posted. Enjoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,376 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 2,438 - Follows: 2,135 - Updated: 4/15/2019 - Published: 7/31/2017 - Complete
Hybrid Magic by Vohira reviews
After his third year Harry Potter expected a quiet and short summer at his relatives. What he got, turned his world on its head. Now it was just a question of what he's going to do about it? And where would this suddenly twisted path lead?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,464 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 2,174 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 6/22/2018 - Harry P., Indominus Rex
Powerful Magical Artifact by kathryn518 reviews
The Goblet of Fire is a powerful magical artifact. Powerful enough to lock four powerful magicals to a binding magical contract even when one is unwilling. What else can it do to fulfill a contract? Pull someone to fulfill a contract from a distance? Reach across space and time? Summon the dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,192 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 4,767 - Follows: 5,737 - Published: 3/3/2019 - Harry P., Ron W.
All I Wanna Do by tyrannicpuppy reviews
After both have been unfairly cast from magical society, Harry and Hermione find each other and a night to remember springs forth. But it's hard to have a night to remember when you can hardly remember yourself. SMUT! EWE. PwP. M for a good reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,506 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 138 - Published: 2/23/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Drawing by HPGunshot reviews
What started out as a traditional competition became so much more when Hermione's father suddenly fell ill. The money from the Drawing would pay for her father's surgery, all Hermione had to do was convince an entire kingdom she was falling for their prince. [H/Hr. AU]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,273 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 2/23/2019 - Published: 10/20/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
I Don't Speak Meow Language by Boogum reviews
In which Zuko adopts a cat and Katara just wonders what spirits she pissed off to deserve this fate.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,601 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/17/2019 - Published: 2/9/2019 - [Katara, Zuko] Iroh - Complete
Once Upon A Holiday by MrsRen reviews
Frigid. Boring. That's how Hermione Granger sees herself following a bitter breakup on the previous Christmas. Planning to make the annual trip home to her family, she's not looking forward to discussing her relationship status. That's where Harry comes in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,412 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 383 - Published: 12/25/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Earth: Bring it Down by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
[Book 2] The Earth Kingdom is an impartial maze, its paths constantly twisting and turning. The Avatar and his friends have taken one path, Prince Zuko and his companions have decided upon another. Along the way, enemies and friends will be made, unexpected feelings will arise, and loyalties will be tested. Nothing is set in stone.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,468 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Zuko, Iroh, OC - Complete
Accidentally Married by VonPelt reviews
When her father wanted to sell Pansy off like cattle, she decided to take matters in her own hands. With unexpected results. A second Chapter will be added eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,323 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 569 - Published: 11/2/2018 - [Harry P., Pansy P.] Hermione G. - Complete
Mr & Mrs Black by Jinchuu21 reviews
The best love is found in the most unexpected places in the most unexpected people. (Inspired by Mr. & Mrs. Smith) (Rating for possible future chapters)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,271 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 4,083 - Follows: 5,073 - Updated: 10/16/2018 - Published: 9/11/2017 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
The Dark Lady Potter-Black by ReluctantSidekick reviews
Tonks and Harry are married. But that doesn't mean she has to stop being the Dark Lady she's always dreamed of being. It just means now Harry is even more along for the ride. Sequel to The Dark Lady Tonks. Don't take this story seriously, Lord knows I'm not
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 7/20/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
The Dark Lady Tonks by ReluctantSidekick reviews
ONE SHOT- When Tonks was six she discovered that there hadn't been a Dark Lady since Le Fey, she decides to become the Dark Lady Tonks. But there's a problem; every time she tries to do something evil, she ends up being a hero. Shout out to Chaos Shadow Kitsune for this idea- HONKS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 469 - Published: 7/11/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Galactic Wizards by Bad Reiki reviews
Fifteen years after the fall of Voldemort, Harry finds himself with a very boring and depressing life. However, an attempted assassination ends up with him reuniting with his godfather in a galaxy far away. So what happens when a pair of scoundrels are unleashed on an unsuspecting galaxy? One word; hijinks.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,385 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 7/6/2018 - Published: 6/8/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Long Black Road by FrankLeroux reviews
The one that "you send to kill the f***ing boogeyman" wakes up in the future to face the ultimate boogeyman. Somebody PLEASE get this man...a gun! Rated M for language, for sexual situations, and for John Wick shooting lots of things in the face. Set in the same Mass Effect universe as my other story (Tango 'Til They're Sore) but you don't have to read that one to read this one.
Crossover - Mass Effect & John Wick - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,384 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 5/14/2018 - Published: 1/26/2017 - Complete
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,132 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 4,504 - Follows: 5,286 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Zuko's Tiny Dilemma by Boogum reviews
It was the kind of thing that happened in folktales: a cursed prince, a transformation that could not be broken. Except those princes usually became monstrous-looking creatures who needed true love's kiss to return to normal. They did not get stuck as a six-year-old boy depending on a bald runt and two Water Tribe siblings.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 133,116 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 3/31/2018 - Published: 1/4/2017 - [Zuko, Katara] Aang, Sokka - Complete
Castles in the Sky by whereismypen reviews
Harry Potter never received his Hogwarts letter. When Albus Dumbledore dies, the thread that's holding the wizarding world together begins to unravel. AU. Harry/Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/27/2018 - Published: 12/11/2017 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 387,570 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 3,583 - Follows: 4,115 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, J. Garson, OC
Loki and a Kleptomaniac by FesteringInsanity reviews
Loki tries to summon Death to deal with his enemies. It doesn't work out quite like he planned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,316 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 2,400 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 9/25/2016 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
It's Always Hazy at Hogwarts by turtlepig reviews
The gang hotboxes the Prefects' baths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 98 - Published: 12/21/2017 - Harry P., Fleur D., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 4,640 - Follows: 2,540 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Dean Thomas and the Curse of Jumanji by pmraptor98 reviews
Fred and George ask Dean and Seamus to hold on to something they stole from Filch's office - a curious little box that drums.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jumanji - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,092 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 7/20/2017 - Seamus F., Dean T., Parvati P., Lavender B. - Complete
Legion by Clell65619 reviews
In the 31st Century, Mordru has won. The United Planets is in collapse, EarthGov destroyed, and the Legion decimated and scattered. The Surviving Legionaries decide their only feasible way of fighting back would be to recruit a legendary Magic User. After much debate, they settle on Harry Potter... who turns out to be a bit different than his legend would suggest.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,145 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 12/14/2016
The Last Lion of House Reyne by joen1801 reviews
When Tywin Lannister crushed the Reyne-Tarbeck Rebellion everyone in the Kingdoms believed he ended two noble lines. But thanks to one unique infant, one Harrion Reyne called Harry by his parents, some survived.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,710 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 5,539 - Follows: 6,425 - Updated: 5/12/2017 - Published: 7/18/2015
Summer Nights by LeQuin reviews
Challenge response. The summer after Harry's fifth year he helps a local pensioner out of a tight spot. The man takes Harry under his wing and by the end of the summer Harry is invited to a party at the golf club of which his patron is the Managing Director. At the party Harry makes an unexpected discovery about the man's family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,946 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 4/24/2017 - Published: 4/21/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It Could Only Happen at Hogwarts by Inusitatus reviews
Being doused in a sabotaged potion had some REALLY unexpected effects for Harry Potter. Voldemort really wasn't expecting this!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 755 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P.
Wake the Black Wolf by durararaaa reviews
Having a deranged dark wizard after you is not too great. Having something you cannot quite explain after you in a strange world where the kindest fate is to find yourself on the wrong end of a sword makes that first thing seem like child's play. Geralt/Yennefer, Harry/? Rated M. Because there's no other way to write a Witcher story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Witcher - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,200 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 2,743 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Harry P., Geralt of Rivia, Yennefer
Do You Want Boggarts? Because That's How You Get Boggarts! by Dungeon Inspector reviews
Hogwarts gets a new teacher: Sterling Archer. One-shot that has turned into a story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Archer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/10/2016 - Published: 9/11/2016
coming clean by seren23 reviews
"Did I ever tell you about the time I hid out in a hair salon in Berlin?" Hooten asked grinning as he started to take his clothes off. Alex gets into a mucky situation. Hooten graciously helps out. Post Season One, either pre-ship or gen Alex/Hooten
Hooten & the Lady - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2016 - U. Hooten, Alex L. - Complete
Approximation Error Is Still Error by Forthwith16 reviews
Amortentia is not a love detector, no matter what Harry thinks or smells. Hermione explains this to him as thoroughly as possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 115 - Published: 10/11/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,791 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 3,950 - Follows: 4,798 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Aunt Marge's Even Bigger Mistake by FloreatCastellum reviews
Ginny persuades Harry to attend Dudley's wedding. Unfortunately, both of them forgot that Aunt Marge would also be attending. Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best General (One-shot).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,875 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 303 - Published: 6/5/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Vernon D., Marge D. - Complete
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,812 - Reviews: 3456 - Favs: 5,459 - Follows: 6,365 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
What I Don't Like About You by Trombe reviews
A prince struggles to change his destiny. An unforgiving waterbender tries to see past the betrayal. Fate has decreed them to be enemies from the start but the heart cares not for the laws of the universe. AU ZUTARA starting from the Boiling Rock.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 382,622 - Reviews: 2333 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Enslaved by sharkflip reviews
A triumphant war party returns with an exotic slave, a gift for the ruling house. Katara and Zuko AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 109,414 - Reviews: 1996 - Favs: 2,657 - Follows: 2,387 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Katara, Zuko
The World of Tomorrow by Clell65619 reviews
During in the raid on the Ministry of Magic at the end of Harry's 5th year, Harry ended up in a firefight in the Time Room and vanished.
Crossover - Futurama & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 364 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Complete
Last Second Savior by plums reviews
While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,003 - Reviews: 2323 - Favs: 9,465 - Follows: 10,670 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Aayla S., Harry P., M. Brood, Shaak Ti]
Being Alive by soapfiction reviews
A 20th Century soldier is sent back to feudal Japan during a crossfire. There, he tries to survive while coping with a curse, ancient conflict, and his own past. Read and review. ATTENTION! IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! READ!
Princess Mononoke - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,848 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 8/11/2005
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3889 - Favs: 11,540 - Follows: 13,285 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
HP: Dolen Amser by Jonn Wolfe reviews
TO BE REWRITTEN: After the Department of Mysteries, a duel with Voldemort at #4 Privet Drive has Harry thrown back before his First Year. Now he has to deal with everything again and avoid his younger self at the same time. Now, what's up with his flippin hair? GoodReason!Dumbledore, OnTheFence!Snape, Unbound!Harry, Happy!Harry, HONKS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,585 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 2,978 - Follows: 3,332 - Updated: 12/15/2015 - Published: 12/6/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G. - Complete
Endless Night by The Modern Sorcerer reviews
After an incident during his Occlumency lessons, Harry Potter finds that his life is not his own. So he takes it back... violently. Struggling to find who he really is when his memories are fabricated, Harry embraces the life he didn't even remember he'd lost, while trying to not just kill everyone responsible... and then some. After all, he's half-demon, not criminally insane.
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,030 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 8/19/2015 - Harry P.
Revenge of the Wizard by Darth Marrs reviews
A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the ravaging of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,419 - Reviews: 4284 - Favs: 7,437 - Follows: 5,701 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
Promises to Keep by Kimberly T reviews
One pirate gets impulsive, and an event starting in 'The Waterbending Scroll' sends ripples throughout the rest of Seasons 1, 2 & 3. A Zuko/Katara troubled friendship fic, to eventually become Zutaran in nature. Chapter 18: Caught in Crystal
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 183,399 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Katara, Zuko, Iroh, Sokka
Harry Potter the Undead Slayer by Scott the Wanderer reviews
Harry Potter had disappeared from Privet Drive before Petunia had ever woken in the morning. Now thirteen years later his name came out of the Goblet of Fire. What will the Wizarding World think of a Harry Potter raised by a civilization thought lost to tragedy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,960 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 3,683 - Updated: 9/12/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks
The Wizard of Harrenhal by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,547 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 5,674 - Follows: 3,216 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Equilibrium by Surarrin reviews
Ahsoka feeling abandoned, betrayed and disillusioned with the Jedi Order, decided to part ways. She left to find meaning and purpose in her life. She never expected it to come in the form of an enigmatic green eyed young man who had more than a passing interest in the past. She never imagined that learning about the history of the galaxy could be so dangerous—or magical.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,522 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 3,898 - Follows: 4,871 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Midnight Blues by Zeitgeist84 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, Harry makes a dumb career choice and Ron tags along. Hermione, sensibly, doesn't. Seven years later, a very different trio are drawn into an international web of intrigue by a little girl and an old relic. Lesson to be learned: stay in school, kids. Post-DH; Slightly AU. Rated M for language and violence. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 137,928 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Nymphadora's Beau by losthpfanficwriter reviews
In the summer prior to fifth year, Andromeda Tonks finds out her daughter Nymphadora has set her sights on Remus Lupin. She's not happy with this, and tricks Tonks into going for Harry Potter instead. What starts out as a way to "get back" at her parents, turns into an uncommon romance... Canon until the start of Book 5 'Order of the Phoenix', mild lemons. / No updates, on hold.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,035 - Reviews: 2269 - Favs: 5,814 - Follows: 6,703 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G.
One Hundred and Sixty Nine by Mrs J's Soup reviews
It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. **2015 Fanatic Fanfics Awards Nominee**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 317,360 - Reviews: 1927 - Favs: 4,406 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 9,731 - Follows: 4,556 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
A Change of Fate by DX1998 reviews
While fleeing from the Ori after the death of their alllies, the Odyssey is near destruction. In a desperate bid for surviaval, a future version of Samantha Carter develops a plan to use the power of the Ori beam to save the ship. But it goes horribly wrong...now the cruiser is in a new reality, and a new war. Can they help their cousins in the UNSC? Or will the Covenant prevail?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,009 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 1/17/2013 - S. Carter, Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
The Observer Effect by d1x1lady reviews
After Tony Stark outs himself as Iron Man on live television, he acquires a magical stalker in the form of a bored (female) Harry Potter, who has emerged from the Veil of Death in a world without wizards. A cat-and-mouse game ensues when Stark's curiosity drives him to ever-increasing lengths to capture his invisible benefactor, who struggles with maintaining her distance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,853 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 8,570 - Follows: 9,289 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Airship Down and the Mountains of Madness by Keith B. Real reviews
Sokka, wanting to hit the Fire Nation back for what they did to Aang at Ba Sing Se, takes down one of their prototype airships over the south pole. Problem is he takes himself down with it, and finds himself stranded in the middle of a frozen wasteland with his least favorite person, Princess Azula. Starvation and cold eventually become the least of their worries.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,442 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Sokka, Azula - Complete
Dragon's Bait by smart-blonde-the-oxymoron reviews
What's a poor girl to do? Accused of witchcraft and left as dragon's bait at the stake... nowhere to turn to and no one to turn to. Well. In that case, hurling rocks at Smaug the Stupendous to get him to eat you and end your misery seems like a BRILLIANT idea, right? Right! Smaug x OC
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,623 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Smaug, OC] - Complete
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by In Defilade reviews
AU. Abducted by Loki, rescued by Thor, Harry grows up fast in a much wider universe than he ever imagined existed. Trained extensively by the Asgard, he is now ready to set his own course in life. The Goa'uld need to be dealt with, and he has questions concerning his own past and powers - the answers to which will only be found on Earth, at Hogwarts ... whatever the hell that is.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,311 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 2,666 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 4/28/2013 - S. Carter, Harry P., Hermione G.
Discordant by Heather Sinclair reviews
It wasn't the bright and shiny Jewel of the Galaxy you've all seen on the HoloNet. Harry's story started in the Underworld, a kilometer below the upper levels of Coruscant, where you never walk the streets alone, especially if you don't have a blaster hanging by your side. He left for a little while, but now it's called him back, whether he realizes it or not.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,270 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 2,482 - Follows: 2,871 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - A. Ventress, Harry P.
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 2,936 - Follows: 2,309 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 4,596 - Follows: 3,002 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal reviews
The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 2,725 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Magician by WiseTomato reviews
A mature Harry Potter finds himself in Dresden's world through unknown means with no way back. Not having any lingering connections to his old world, he decides to make the best of things and do what he does best-survive, with style.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,026 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 3,362 - Follows: 3,750 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., H. Dresden
That Which Holds The Image by RubbishRobots reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 6,869 - Follows: 4,309 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Water: Twist of Fate by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
[Book 1] A 21st century teenager named Dakota Robbins is tossed into the thick of a Hundred Year War, burdened with unreliable knowledge as well as a stubborn conscience. The lesson to be learned from all of this? Don't stick your hand in mysterious, glowing water and expect to walk away without a story to tell. This is the beginning of that story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,878 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Zuko, Iroh, OC - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 4,927 - Follows: 1,507 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
A Parody of Soul Bonds by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to make a soul bond, despite not really knowing what they are doing. Horlarity ensues (portmanteau of "Horror" and "Hilarity"). This short story is not to be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Seven Years of Winter by IronBell reviews
She was a normal person trying to survive the Army when she got caught up in a SHIELD experiment gone wrong. Now with the threat of another realm looming over Earth, her odd, blooming relationship with the God of Mischief doesn't seem so dangerous.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 106,387 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 2,873 - Follows: 1,636 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Loki - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4410 - Favs: 9,169 - Follows: 4,060 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Could have been by leedee reviews
What would've happened to Harry Potter's life if things had gone different that fateful night his parents were stolen from him? What if Snape hadn't heard the prophecy? What if Harry and Voldemort didn't meet that night and Voldemort remained powerful?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 169,640 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Certificate for a new beginning by Khiela Cadona reviews
"Rusty Ryan was a thief and a con man, and to her shock Hermione wasn't nearly as scandalized as she'd expected she'd be." Hermione/Rusty - Part 5 of 12 for Twelve Days Till Christmas.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ocean's 11 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2012 - [Hermione G., Rusty] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2514 - Favs: 9,403 - Follows: 5,535 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Butterflies and Hurricanes by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
"You may find yourself capturing hearts that you are forbidden to keep." She is a servant. He is a Prince. Together they are about to go against everything that keeps the world at peace. Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,533 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1456 - Favs: 6,404 - Follows: 4,185 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Unforgiving Minute by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,617 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 3,236 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Resolution by did-you-reboot reviews
Chell fully expected to succumb to Mobility Gel poisoning when her health started to fail a year after her release from the Aperture Enrichment Center. What she didn't expect was to find herself saved by the very constructs that tried to kill her.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,797 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Complete
Ballad of Netmakers by bethsaida reviews
He had spent his entire life fishing for souls, so he found it odd to be the one ensnared. Philip/Syrena, slight AU.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,423 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Philip, Syrena - Complete
A Matter of Appearances by chromeknickers reviews
Zuko and Katara serve tea at Iroh's shop, which leads to Zuko and Katara getting shamelessly hit on. Their solution to their pervert woes? Pretend to be a jealous couple in order to scare off the grab-happy folks of Ba Sing Se.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,249 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 238 - Published: 7/20/2011 - [Zuko, Katara] - Complete
The Missionary and the Mermaid by Enchantable reviews
As difficult as it was for her to be saved by a human, it was even harder for him be saved by a creature he previously had not thought existed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,582 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Syrena, Philip - Complete
Sanctuary by DigiFruit reviews
After Harry nicks a Time-Turner in order to save Sirius, reality starts shifting around him. One day, he's not the Boy Who Lived, and the next, magic doesn't even exist. So Harry, being the only one aware of it, sets out to find out what went wrong
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,594 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 301 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bad as she wants me to be by RoguesKnight reviews
Ron and Kim have been friends forever, now he wants to try taking it to the next level. However a shocking discovery sends him into the arms of the last person he'd ever expect comfort from. ...RonShego Rated M or MA...not for the kiddies. Complete.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,270 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Ron S., Shego - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 4,112 - Follows: 1,081 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 4,609 - Follows: 2,442 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Acquiescence by LadyFlick reviews
COMPLETE! ZUTARA. Zuko, Katara and Sokka go under cover into the Fire Nation. EPILOGUE UP!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,080 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Wild Effect by Largo reviews
The Illusive man's plans for humanity have not moved along as quickly as he wished. Even the best biotics haven't come close to securing humanity's place at the top, however he has a plan. But as with anything involving a Saotome, it won't go smoothly...
Crossover - Ranma & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 88,328 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Ranma
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 3,047 - Follows: 856 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Of Tea, Rebellions, and Becoming a Dragon by Airplane reviews
Zuko and Jin are strong enough to attempt to lead normal lives in Ba Sing Se, and strong enough to fight when the time comes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,407 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Jin, Zuko - Complete
Character reconstruction by weebee reviews
DEAD! Ranma Saotome was the third most perverted person in Nerima, and not just according to Akane. That was, of course, until he fainted one day... (This story is dead and will not reciev updates. Many concepts have been reused, in my oppinion more compotently, in "Deja Vu All Over Again.")
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,178 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Ranma, Nabiki
The Escapades of the Blind Bandit and Meathead by Artemis Rae reviews
A series of one shots: some funny, some angsty, mostly pointless, all guaranteed to have three things: Sokka, Toph, and sarcasm.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,226 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Grand Tour by DrunkenGrognard reviews
A crossover fic. Ryoga's curse of 'lost' threatens the fabric of the multiverse itself. The USS Voyager is swept up in his wake of chaos. The TSAB steps in to clean up the mess, recruiting Ranma to aid them, but it may already be too late to catch him...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,993 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Ryoga, Ranma - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4890 - Favs: 13,507 - Follows: 6,310 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 3,960 - Follows: 1,871 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 9,022 - Follows: 2,417 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Stormbenders by Fandomme reviews
S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,033 - Reviews: 3012 - Favs: 4,987 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 396 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Seven Birthday Disasters for Harry Potter by Jason Thompson reviews
The night his parents died, Sirius Black cast aside revenge to care for the infant Harry Potter, but that doesn't mean everything was alright for the Boy-Who-Lived. Honks and Other Harry-pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 100 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Continuing Adventures of JJ by skabs reviews
MiniJack was last seen walking into his new highschool, flirting with a cute girl... what happens next?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,485 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6528 - Favs: 18,196 - Follows: 6,516 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 4,803 - Follows: 2,149 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wet T Shirt Contest by Big D on a Diet reviews
One-Shot. Not part of the WWSHD universe, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what's a bachelor party without entertainment?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 158 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
On The Road To Discovery by Vicki So reviews
Formerly "Vicki's Geography Lessons" this drabble series follows the non-canon sexual adventures of Prince Zuko circa season 2. Third-place winner of Geography Lessons challenge.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,160 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Doing Business by Overbore reviews
The truth about how the Nerima Wrecking Crew really got their name. oneshot
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 3,973 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Sling Shot by Writegirl reviews
SG1 LOTR crossover. The great overhaul has begun! I am going back and rereading, adding, subtracting, and generally editing.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 109,245 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 4/23/2002 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 418 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2405 - Favs: 6,132 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 2,735 - Follows: 822 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by DamageCtrl reviews
AUPWP: Having heard a rumor about two tea servers in the lower tiers of Ba Sing Se, Katara and Toph sneak away go to investigate only to have their suspicions confirmed. ZutaraBlutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,257 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 2,896 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by Vicki So reviews
The Avatar and company face their greatest challenge: planning and getting through Zuko and Katara's wedding day! Why oh why couldn't they have just eloped? Comedic drabbles and randomness for everyone who hates weddings! COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 51,281 - Reviews: 1761 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 6,443 - Follows: 2,494 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Imposter by PK Fan reviews
[OneShot: Post Hogwarts] Harry comes early from work to find an exact replica of himself rummaging through the icebox. HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 8,168 - Follows: 2,186 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
A Summer in Ottery St Catchpole by Heresmyhandle reviews
Everyone in the village knew the Weasleys and their backward kids. Thankfully, they all went to some ‘special’ school up north during the year, so the only time she had to put up with them was during the summer holidays.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
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Code name Crimson Hare reviews
'Theft. It is an especially sweet vice. More elegant than vandalism and more complex than simple robbery'. Words to live by, and there are few in Europe as talented and driven as the Crimson Hare. A tale of a true gentleman thief and the Police Inspector hell-bent on capturing him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 147,437 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 1/25/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Under the table Dealings reviews
Oneshot; A number of seemingly routine scenarios involving our favorite pigtailed protagonist lead to some eyebrow raising conclusions. Rated –R (Ranma x Nabiki), (Ranma x Kasumi), (Ranma x Yuka) SMUT
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,378 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 9/17/2019 - Ranma, Nabiki, Kasumi
Harry Potter's most excellent adventure reviews
Harry Potter simply wanted to take a break from being everyone's hero. Who'd have thought that being kidnapped by Jaffa out of some lousy Diner would do the trick? Poor SG1. They have no idea how far down the rabbit hole goes. Harry Potter/Stargate Crossover, eventual AU (COMPLETE, if you can believe it!)
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 143,446 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 3,303 - Follows: 3,764 - Updated: 11/28/2019 - Published: 11/16/2015 - J. O'Neill, Vala, Harry P. - Complete
Shiver me Timbers! reviews
He'd slumbered in Hoth's cold embrace for millennia before being exhumed by the Alliance. Could he help them defeat the Empire? A HP SW crossover(obviously)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,775 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 4,606 - Follows: 6,394 - Updated: 11/28/2019 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Luke S., Leia O., Harry P.
Agent Holly Wood reviews
He is the national man of mystery, working in a department of crazed people with stupid nicknames. Follow Agent Holly Wood(say those two words dirty in your head) through a day in the life of a DOM operative. Small Avatar the Last Air Bender Crossover.(One shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/26/2019 - Complete
Muggle in the Mix reviews
[COMPLETE] During the Summer between 5th and 6th year Dumbledore finds himself in need of a new muggle studies professor after a falling out with Charity Burbage. And who better to teach muggle studies than a Muggle! No Bashing, No Slash, No crazy power trips or outlandish abilities (O/C Professor x Tonks, Rated T for terribly cheesy ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,631 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 6/3/2015 - [N. Tonks, OC] - Complete
World of TOG! reviews
Story about a TOG 2 and it's English crew. Hardships, challenges, day to day life, addition of a female crew member ;) Eventual crossover with...something. not sure what yet. It will have some similar ideas with wreck it Ralph. Will write out commonly used game terms in the first few chapters instead of using abbreviations.
World of Tanks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,412 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 2/19/2015