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Joined 04-15-13, id: 4666366, Profile Updated: 11-11-17
Author has written 4 stories for World of Tanks, Harry Potter, Stargate: SG-1, and Star Wars.

UPDATED NOV 2017

Hello dear visitors, and welcome to my profile!

I have read fan fiction since high school, and continue to do so whenever I have some spare time available. Here are a few stats about me!

Age: quarter of a century plus 3 :'(

Location: Canada, eh

Likes:

Food

Reading(duh)

writing(newly discovered hobby)

sleeping

Right Hand Drives

sarcasm/funny jokes

day dreaming

World of Tanks!

Dislikes:

Tomatoes

the sad middle part of every movie before it get better

the price of Gasoline

what passes for kids television nowadays

also, TLC (the channel)

Favorite Animal: Manatees!

Favorite Anime: One Punch Man

About my stories(s):

World of TOG:

I cooked this up after being asked if I have ever considered writing for competitions, to which I said; 'no, I'm struggling to finish the one I already have'

Then I started a new one, despite what I had said a mere days before o_O

All of the previous WOT fics are actual tanks that are in a way sentient. The closest comparison I can think of the Disneys Cars or Thomas the Train. I wanted to write about the crew. There will eventually be a cross over to other games, and some badly explained way of how it happened. Stay tuned!

Muggle in the Mix:

A muggle professor teaching at Hogwarts. Plenty of self inserts have been done on this. This isn't a self insert, just a random OC I cooked up that isn't Female, hormone driven, or both. It's one of those half baked 'I cooked this up in 5 minutes before going to bed' sort of stories. [COMPLETE]

Harry Potter most excellent adventure:

A Harry Potter SG-1 crossover fic that will mainly focus on the Stargate side of the coin. By far the most 'crackish' story of the lot.

Shiver me Timbers:

FFS I need to stop. It's 6 chapter long and focused around the 5th movie (or second if you're an old school guy or gal) I have no clue what to do with it at this point. It's not dead though. Maybe when Starwars Episode X comes out I'll finish, lol)


Thank you for stopping by, and happy reading. ;)

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Earth: Bring it Down by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
[Book 2] The Earth Kingdom is an impartial maze, its paths constantly twisting and turning. The Avatar and his friends have taken one path, Prince Zuko and his companions have decided upon another. Along the way, enemies and friends will be made, unexpected feelings will arise, and loyalties will be tested. Nothing is set in stone.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 111,124 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 1,491 - Updated: 11/20 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Zuko, Iroh, OC
Getting Too Old For This by ManMadeOfLasers reviews
Harry Potter finds himself, and his normal bi-polar luck, pulled out of a quiet retirement and into the limelight of the 23rd century. He finds a grand new stage upon which his 'saving-people-thing' can act, and before he can say no, is pulled into the middle of a galaxy-spanning conflict. Rated 'M' for bad words and eventual sexy shenanigans, re-worked and re-posted. Enjoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,000 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 11/19 - Published: 7/31
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 182,881 - Reviews: 5803 - Favs: 11,101 - Follows: 12,796 - Updated: 11/6 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,222 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 3,345 - Follows: 3,980 - Updated: 10/10 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Gods Among Us by arturus reviews
Fate is a funny thing sometimes. Harry Potter and his friends survived their trial by fire and defeated Voldemort. A year has passed and Hermione Granger is apprenticed as a Curse Breaker. When she discovers an ancient tomb she talks Harry into helping with the excavation. Now they are trapped and they'll need a miracle to survive. HP/BSG now with quite a bit of Stargate in the mix
Crossover - Harry Potter & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 189,956 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Wake the Black Wolf by durararaaa reviews
Having a deranged dark wizard after you is not too great. Having something you cannot quite explain after you in a strange world where the kindest fate is to find yourself on the wrong end of a sword makes that first thing seem like child's play. Geralt/Yennefer, Harry/? Rated M. Because there's no other way to write a Witcher story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Witcher - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,200 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 2,046 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Harry P., Geralt of Rivia, Yennefer
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,894 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 4,072 - Follows: 4,778 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,791 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 3,294 - Follows: 4,077 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,812 - Reviews: 3294 - Favs: 4,522 - Follows: 5,379 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
What I Don't Like About You by Trombe reviews
A prince struggles to change his destiny. An unforgiving waterbender tries to see past the betrayal. Fate has decreed them to be enemies from the start but the heart cares not for the laws of the universe. AU ZUTARA starting from the Boiling Rock.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 382,622 - Reviews: 2183 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 1,128 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Enslaved by sharkflip reviews
A triumphant war party returns with an exotic slave, a gift for the ruling house. Katara and Zuko AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 109,414 - Reviews: 1833 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 1,960 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Katara, Zuko
Stunning Shifts by mindcandy reviews
During a publicity stunt, Harry and 5 others are sent to another world where a well timed Stupefy made all the difference. As Harry looks for his peers and a way home, another Harry investigates the odd arrival of his doppelganger. (Canon, EWE, dimension travel, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,621 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P.
Being Alive by soapfiction reviews
A 20th Century soldier is sent back to feudal Japan during a crossfire. There, he tries to survive while coping with a curse, ancient conflict, and his own past. Read and review. ATTENTION! IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! READ!
Princess Mononoke - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,848 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 8/11/2005
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3233 - Favs: 8,431 - Follows: 10,323 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
HP: Dolen Amser by Jonn Wolfe reviews
TO BE REWRITTEN: After the Department of Mysteries, a duel with Voldemort at #4 Privet Drive has Harry thrown back before his First Year. Now he has to deal with everything again and avoid his younger self at the same time. Now, what's up with his flippin hair? GoodReason!Dumbledore, OnTheFence!Snape, Unbound!Harry, Happy!Harry, HONKS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,585 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 2,928 - Updated: 12/15/2015 - Published: 12/6/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G. - Complete
Revenge of the Wizard by Darth Marrs reviews
A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the ravaging of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,426 - Reviews: 4046 - Favs: 5,541 - Follows: 4,819 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
Promises to Keep by Kimberly T reviews
One pirate gets impulsive, and an event starting in 'The Waterbending Scroll' sends ripples throughout the rest of Seasons 1, 2 & 3. A Zuko/Katara troubled friendship fic, to eventually become Zutaran in nature. Chapter 18: Caught in Crystal
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 183,399 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Katara, Zuko, Iroh, Sokka
Harry Potter the Undead Slayer by Scott the Wanderer reviews
Harry Potter had disappeared from Privet Drive before Petunia had ever woken in the morning. Now thirteen years later his name came out of the Goblet of Fire. What will the Wizarding World think of a Harry Potter raised by a civilization thought lost to tragedy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,960 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 3,038 - Updated: 9/12/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks
Nymphadora's Beau by erbkaiser reviews
In the summer prior to fifth year, Andromeda Tonks finds out her daughter Nymphadora has set her sights on Remus Lupin. She's not happy with this, and tricks Tonks into going for Harry Potter instead. What starts out as a way to "get back" at her parents, turns into an uncommon romance... Canon until the start of Book 5 'Order of the Phoenix', mild lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,035 - Reviews: 2063 - Favs: 4,607 - Follows: 5,709 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G.
One Hundred and Sixty Nine by Mrs J's Soup reviews
It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. **2015 Fanatic Fanfics Awards Nominee**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 317,360 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 2,729 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 5,477 - Follows: 2,738 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
A Change of Fate by DX1998 reviews
While fleeing from the Ori after the death of their alllies, the Odyssey is near destruction. In a desperate bid for surviaval, a future version of Samantha Carter develops a plan to use the power of the Ori beam to save the ship. But it goes horribly wrong...now the cruiser is in a new reality, and a new war. Can they help their cousins in the UNSC? Or will the Covenant prevail?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,009 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 1/17/2013 - S. Carter, Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
The Observer Effect by d1x1lady reviews
After Tony Stark outs himself as Iron Man on live television, he acquires a magical stalker in the form of a bored (female) Harry Potter, who has emerged from the Veil of Death in a world without wizards. A cat-and-mouse game ensues when Stark's curiosity drives him to ever-increasing lengths to capture his invisible benefactor, who struggles with maintaining her distance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,853 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 5,901 - Follows: 6,722 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Airship Down and the Mountains of Madness by Keith B. Real reviews
Sokka, wanting to hit the Fire Nation back for what they did to Aang at Ba Sing Se, takes down one of their prototype airships over the south pole. Problem is he takes himself down with it, and finds himself stranded in the middle of a frozen wasteland with his least favorite person, Princess Azula. Starvation and cold eventually become the least of their worries.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,442 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Sokka, Azula - Complete
Dragon's Bait by smart-blonde-the-oxymoron reviews
What's a poor girl to do? Accused of witchcraft and left as dragon's bait at the stake... nowhere to turn to and no one to turn to. Well. In that case, hurling rocks at Smaug the Stupendous to get him to eat you and end your misery seems like a BRILLIANT idea, right? Right! Smaug x OC
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,623 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Smaug, OC] - Complete
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by In Defilade reviews
AU. Abducted by Loki, rescued by Thor, Harry grows up fast in a much wider universe than he ever imagined existed. Trained extensively by the Asgard, he is now ready to set his own course in life. The Goa'uld need to be dealt with, and he has questions concerning his own past and powers - the answers to which will only be found on Earth, at Hogwarts ... whatever the hell that is.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,311 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 2,462 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 4/28/2013 - S. Carter, Harry P., Hermione G.
Discordant by Heather Sinclair reviews
It wasn't the bright and shiny Jewel of the Galaxy you've all seen on the HoloNet. Harry's story started in the Underworld, a kilometer below the upper levels of Coruscant, where you never walk the streets alone, especially if you don't have a blaster hanging by your side. He left for a little while, but now it's called him back, whether he realizes it or not.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,270 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 2,381 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - A. Ventress, Harry P.
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 1,801 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal reviews
The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 5,079 - Follows: 3,542 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Water: Twist of Fate by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
[Book 1] A 21st century teenager named Dakota Robbins is tossed into the thick of a Hundred Year War, burdened with unreliable knowledge as well as a stubborn conscience. The lesson to be learned from all of this? Don't stick your hand in mysterious, glowing water and expect to walk away without a story to tell. This is the beginning of that story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,972 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Zuko, Iroh, OC - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 3,367 - Follows: 971 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
A Parody of Soul Bonds by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to make a soul bond, despite not really knowing what they are doing. Horlarity ensues (portmanteau of "Horror" and "Hilarity"). This short story is not to be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Seven Years of Winter by IronBell reviews
She was a normal person trying to survive the Army when she got caught up in a SHIELD experiment gone wrong. Now with the threat of another realm looming over Earth, her odd, blooming relationship with the God of Mischief doesn't seem so dangerous.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 106,387 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 2,378 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Loki - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 3824 - Favs: 6,257 - Follows: 2,963 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2308 - Favs: 7,225 - Follows: 4,568 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Butterflies and Hurricanes by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
"You may find yourself capturing hearts that you are forbidden to keep." She is a servant. He is a Prince. Together they are about to go against everything that keeps the world at peace. Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,533 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 5,092 - Follows: 3,507 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Unforgiving Minute by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,617 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Resolution by did-you-reboot reviews
Chell fully expected to succumb to Mobility Gel poisoning when her health started to fail a year after her release from the Aperture Enrichment Center. What she didn't expect was to find herself saved by the very constructs that tried to kill her.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,797 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Complete
Ballad of Netmakers by bethsaida reviews
He had spent his entire life fishing for souls, so he found it odd to be the one ensnared. Philip/Syrena, slight AU.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,423 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Philip, Syrena - Complete
A Matter of Appearances by chromeknickers reviews
Zuko and Katara serve tea at Iroh's shop, which leads to Zuko and Katara getting shamelessly hit on. Their solution to their pervert woes? Pretend to be a jealous couple in order to scare off the grab-happy folks of Ba Sing Se.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,249 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 140 - Published: 7/20/2011 - [Zuko, Katara] - Complete
The Missionary and the Mermaid by Enchantable reviews
As difficult as it was for her to be saved by a human, it was even harder for him be saved by a creature he previously had not thought existed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,582 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Syrena, Philip - Complete
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,281 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sanctuary by DigiFruit reviews
After Harry nicks a Time-Turner in order to save Sirius, reality starts shifting around him. One day, he's not the Boy Who Lived, and the next, magic doesn't even exist. So Harry, being the only one aware of it, sets out to find out what went wrong
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,594 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 226 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 3,134 - Follows: 716 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1895 - Favs: 3,898 - Follows: 2,158 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Acquiescence by Lady Flick reviews
COMPLETE! ZUTARA. Zuko, Katara and Sokka go under cover into the Fire Nation. EPILOGUE UP!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,107 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Wild Effect by Largo reviews
The Illusive man's plans for humanity have not moved along as quickly as he wished. Even the best biotics haven't come close to securing humanity's place at the top, however he has a plan. But as with anything involving a Saotome, it won't go smoothly...
Crossover - Ranma & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 88,328 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Ranma
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 585 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Of Tea, Rebellions, and Becoming a Dragon by Airplane reviews
Zuko and Jin are strong enough to attempt to lead normal lives in Ba Sing Se, and strong enough to fight when the time comes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,407 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Jin, Zuko - Complete
The Escapades of the Blind Bandit and Meathead by Artemis Rae reviews
A series of one shots: some funny, some angsty, mostly pointless, all guaranteed to have three things: Sokka, Toph, and sarcasm.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,226 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4571 - Favs: 10,621 - Follows: 4,821 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 6,875 - Follows: 1,607 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Stormbenders by Fandomme reviews
S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,033 - Reviews: 2886 - Favs: 4,194 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Seven Birthday Disasters for Harry Potter by Jason Thompson reviews
The night his parents died, Sirius Black cast aside revenge to care for the infant Harry Potter, but that doesn't mean everything was alright for the Boy-Who-Lived. Honks and Other Harry-pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5970 - Favs: 13,459 - Follows: 4,369 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2625 - Favs: 3,572 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wet T Shirt Contest by Big D on a Diet reviews
One-Shot. Not part of the WWSHD universe, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what's a bachelor party without entertainment?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 128 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
On The Road To Discovery by Vicki So reviews
Formerly "Vicki's Geography Lessons" this drabble series follows the non-canon sexual adventures of Prince Zuko circa season 2. Third-place winner of Geography Lessons challenge.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,160 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sling Shot by Writegirl reviews
SG1 LOTR crossover. The great overhaul has begun! I am going back and rereading, adding, subtracting, and generally editing.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 109,245 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 4/23/2002 - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2241 - Favs: 4,926 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 552 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by DamageCtrl reviews
AUPWP: Having heard a rumor about two tea servers in the lower tiers of Ba Sing Se, Katara and Toph sneak away go to investigate only to have their suspicions confirmed. ZutaraBlutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,257 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by Vicki So reviews
The Avatar and company face their greatest challenge: planning and getting through Zuko and Katara's wedding day! Why oh why couldn't they have just eloped? Comedic drabbles and randomness for everyone who hates weddings! COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 51,281 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 4,881 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Imposter by PK Fan reviews
[OneShot: Post Hogwarts] Harry comes early from work to find an exact replica of himself rummaging through the icebox. HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 6,150 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
A Summer in Ottery St Catchpole by Heresmyhandle reviews
Everyone in the village knew the Weasleys and their backward kids. Thankfully, they all went to some ‘special’ school up north during the year, so the only time she had to put up with them was during the summer holidays.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
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Harry Potter's most excellent adventure reviews
The boy who lived simply wanted to take a break from being everyone's Hero. Who'd have thought that being kidnapped by Jaffa out of some lousy Diner would do the trick? Poor SG1. They have no idea how far down the rabbit hole goes. Harry Potter/Stargate Crossover, eventual AU
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 100,563 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 2,638 - Updated: 11/6 - Published: 11/16/2015 - J. O'Neill, Vala, Harry P.
Shiver me Timbers! reviews
He'd slumbered in Hoth's cold embrace for millennia before being exhumed by the Alliance. Could he help them defeat the Empire? A HP SW crossover(obviously)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,612 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 2,834 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Luke S., Leia O., Harry P.
Muggle in the Mix reviews
[COMPLETE] During the Summer between 5th and 6th year Dumbledore finds himself in need of a new muggle studies professor after a falling out with Charity Burbage. And who better to teach muggle studies than a Muggle! No Bashing, No Slash, No crazy power trips or outlandish abilities (O/C Professor x Tonks, Rated T for terribly cheesy ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,457 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 6/3/2015 - [N. Tonks, OC] - Complete
World of TOG! reviews
Story about a TOG 2 and it's English crew. Hardships, challenges, day to day life, addition of a female crew member ;) Eventual crossover with...something. not sure what yet. It will have some similar ideas with wreck it Ralph. Will write out commonly used game terms in the first few chapters instead of using abbreviations.
World of Tanks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,412 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 2/19/2015