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Author has written 42 stories for Gravity Falls, Invader Zim, Steven Universe, We Bare Bears, Harry Potter, Undertale, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, and Pokémon.

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I have a Wattpad account that I never use under the same name filled with awful stuff from when I was literally 12. I can't access it and don't particularly want to.

You'll often find me floating around a few of the following fandoms.

Ace Attorney Adventure Time Avatar the Last Airbender Bee and Puppycat Chowder Courage the Cowardly Dog Danny Phantom Detentionaire Earthbound/Mother Everest Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends Gravity Falls Harry Potter Howl's Moving Castle (Studio Ghibli and Joe Hisaishi. Need I say more?) Invader Zim Laybrinth Les Misérables (The super long books, and the musical. Although, I like to think that they are unrelated to each other.) Mario My Neighbor Totoro (Can you see a pattern here now?) Over The Garden Wall Pokémon (Game and manga.) Ponyo Regular Show Series of Unfortunate Events Spirited Away Steven Universe The Legend of Kora Totally Spies Walace and Gromit We Bare Bears

Fan Art

There are people out there who are simply amazing. A list of the following is people who've drawn fan arts for my fics, along with the according links for their art and profiles. These guys rock!

Cirilee who's drawn for Versability.

Whimsicalscribe who has also drawn art for Versability

August 13, 2015

I've had a lot of things on my plate, and it looks like I might have trouble getting the time to write more often, especially with school coming around the block. This is just a short explanation to those who are wondering where I've gone. Not an excuse. Because excuses are gross. And so is sympathy. This is not me asking for sympathy in any way, it's just a quick sum up of what's been going on with me lately.

For those unaware, my mum developed severe heart problems after she and my dad divorced. (She's been doing much better lately though.) However, her friend is getting a divorce, and I've been assigned the task of talking/comforting both of her kids, because I can offer perspective. In addition to that, I've been helping her move stuff out of the house. I've been doing a lot of it because my mum doesn't need any more stress than she already has. So, that's been taking up a lot of my time and has been a bit taxing on my emotions, because it's been dredging up some bad memories in he process.

And on top of all that, my dad recently had surgery. Which I was completely unaware of until yesterday last night. A whole week after said surgery. (Because I've been at my mum's.) Not only was I not told anything, I was not told that he was getting surgery to remove cancerous cells that had developed in his skin. FOR A SECOND TIME. My little brother doesn't know the part about this being the second time, or that this had to do with potential outcome of him developing skin cancer. I can't tell him those things either. I may not be close to that demon child, but I still don't appreciate the fact that I now have to keep this a secret from him. I wasn't given any time to process all of this before I went to my dad's (We live with him on weekends.), so my emotions are a bit of a disaster area right now.

Hopefully, things will be able to turn around. But for the time being, I probably won't be as busy on this website as I usually am.

January 23, 2017

I recently went through my stories and did a purge of them. Particularly those belonging to a particular, certain ship.

I joined FF net when I was very young, and wrote them all during that time. Now that I'm adult however, and looked back at them, I'm mostly filled with a mixture of embarrasmentatmyterriblewritting and disgust. I was growing uncomfortable with the stories I had posted for a while, but recently, I finally motivated enough to delete them. I've more or less gotten over the hype of review and view count, which is definitely part of it.

They were all fairly juvenile, and written by someone who was young at the time, and thus didn't really know any better.

In other news, exams are killing me, which means irregular updates. Not that they haven't already been so, for a very, very long time. Lately it always seems like its not a lack of inspiration on my point, just the amount of time I have to harness said inspiration. But, that's growing up for you. Frustrating.

February 20, 2017

Please do not ask me for a copy of any of my deleted stories, they were, well, deleted for a reason after all.

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Things in Common by Colubrina reviews
Ginny's resentment at her family's poverty explodes while shopping for school supplies. Under the cover of her mother's embarrassment, Lucius Malfoy slips a diary into her cauldron and suggests she'd be welcome in his home. Throw in a sorting into Slytherin and let the dark games begin. Slytherin!Ginny, Dark!Ginny, AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 75,851 - Reviews: 3480 - Favs: 2,068 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 8/27/2018 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Draco M., Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 4,101 - Follows: 1,218 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Dealing With You by namelessDrifter reviews
Stan and Bill have a History. Sometimes, History repeats itself. A series of interconnected drabbles from various points in Stan and Bill's interpersonal relationship. Stanbill. Cross posted from AO3 in original order
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,151 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 6/27/2015 - [Grunkle Stan, Bill]
Lady of the Lake by Colubrina reviews
Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. They have plans and they'll get power, but the cost of victory may be higher than they expected and more than they can bear. Dark Dramione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 183,705 - Reviews: 4890 - Favs: 6,839 - Follows: 3,166 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,467 - Reviews: 6288 - Favs: 15,462 - Follows: 5,581 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Tapestry by MagicMoneyPants reviews
"Welcome to the afterlife Pine Tree. You're dead!" Dipper dies and isn't happy about who's waiting for him on the other side.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Dipper P., Bill - Complete
Alphabet de Gravity Falls by Alexie Utopie reviews
Une lettre, un mot, un petit texte (entre 120 et 150 mots).
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - French - Chapters: 26 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Complete
Recreate by Obvious Ghost reviews
Deep in the Oregon woods, an unusual child reflects on life.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2014
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6909 - Favs: 15,459 - Follows: 9,910 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Home Remedy by TwistingMoonbeam reviews
ONE-SHOT. Takes place after "The Hand That Rocks the Mabel." Dipper's patching up his injuries and Grunkle Stan decides to help, in only the way Grunkle Stan can. R&R please!
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Dipper P., Grunkle Stan, 8 Ball, Mabel P. - Complete
Sticky situations by I-Am-The-Publisher reviews
Even the bosses get a little stuck sometimes.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Giovanni/Sakaki, Maxie/Matsubusa, Ghetsis H./Geechisu H., Lysandre/Fleur-de-lis - Complete
Once a Brother, Always a Brother by Falling Backwards Again reviews
Stan's past has never been clear, but when Dipper discovers that there may have been another who lived in the Mystery Shack, he and Mabel go on a quest to discover who this mysterious "twin" of Stan's is. Along the way, they go on many adventures, but trouble rises when Gideon and Pacifica come to get revenge. Can the Pines outwit monsters, magic, and power? Or will they lose more?
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,371 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Bill
Hot Chocolate with Marshmallows by Orange Lights reviews
Franziska arrives in America to prosecute a certain case, and plans to return to Germany for the final time. What she finds herself doing however, is completely different, and of course, completely foolish. Set just after PW:TT Adrian/Franziska
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,484 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Adrian A., Franziska vK. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 3080 - Favs: 3,907 - Follows: 2,352 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
A Dropped Pin by MidnightMoonWarrior reviews
Perfect, except for a few minor difficulties, that is what her life was. Then it all fell silent, to hear that it was all ruined by one little insignificant thing. Or rather a person. - Hilly overview thoughts of the book
Help, Kathryn Stockett - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Ms. Hilly - Complete
Stubborn by filkcatwearingabell reviews
After an accident in Dragon's Den, Lyra decides to explain something to Silver.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Lyra/Kotone, Silver/Rival - Complete
The Prude and the Lewd by MissusPatches reviews
In which a bossy, independent mutant cyclops and an immoral, swindling alcoholic automaton learn to appreciate one other. 1sentence Challenge. Leeler.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2010 - T. Leela, Bender R. - Complete
Seen and Forseen by Bagge reviews
An Umbridgebashing fic. Professor Trelawney is about to be sacked by the High Inquisitor, but refuses to leave. And a seer can be very tricky to nail down...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Dolores U., Sybill T. - Complete
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Restraint and Restitution reviews
Strangely enough, it was the one thing he took comfort in- the law- which betrayed him. Then again, a book couldn't be recklessly loyal. Phoenix Wright could.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2017 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E., G. Edgeworth - Complete
Periphrasis reviews
The four birds Miles comes to associate with Phoenix, and the fifth, obvious one.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2017 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
The ABC's of the Third Wheel reviews
AU. Experiences of the one boy who always had to tread on the grass because his friends were hogging the sidewalk.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2017 - [Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.] Franziska vK., Larry B. - Complete
Holding Peace reviews
Phoenix feeling "inspired" had simply always been a prettied-up description for, "being in a mood to cause trouble." It meant embarrassing transportation, and a high chance of misadventure. One might think this left him unprepared for a day filled with cryptic poetry, gluttonous ducks, and many interruptions. Yet it was what Phoenix left unsaid which caught him the most off-guard.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2017 - [Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.] - Complete
Late to the Party reviews
Giovanni moves on from the Tohjo Falls in search of a rumor turned legend: the boy on the mountain. Needless to say, he is met with a surprise.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2017 - Giovanni/Sakaki, Red - Complete
Jingleheimer Schmidt reviews
Jingleheimer Schmidt, or, an impossible coincidence. After all, what were the odds of meeting a lawyer and his three adopted children at Gourd Lake, when all those things applied to him as well? AU.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2017 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Neopolitan reviews
What started off as a simple protest against his father turns into an encounter with a simple ice cream salesman.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Miles E., Larry B., Shelly de Killer, Phantom - Complete
Seven Miles' Worth of Paper reviews
A change in major does not mean a change in hobbies. Nor, for that matter, a change in feelings. The partial portfolio of Phoenix's grown-up life.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2017 - [Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.] Mia F., Larry B. - Complete
Nick's Names reviews
Breakfast for two quickly becomes breakfast for the many people who break into Edgeworth's house at eight in the morning.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2017 - [Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.] Kay F., Y. Ichiyanagi - Complete
Germination reviews
Miles finds himself catching something contagious of Phoenix's: the man's bleeding heart. It temporarily renders him vulnerable to ridiculous sentimentality, and leaves- or rather, leafs him dealing with Phoenix's dramatics.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2017 - [Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.] - Complete
Five Counts of Perjury reviews
AU. Phoenix's arguments can be supported by a deceptively simple case: the tale of a jealous boy's actions, of questionable parenting choices, and the price the truth can cost. Proving the significance of the precedent to Edgeworth, is much more difficult in contrast.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,600 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/17/2017 - Published: 2/26/2017 - [Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.] Larry B., G. Edgeworth - Complete
Grasp of the Crushing Crane reviews
After a disastrous new art assignment, Phoenix discovers that Miles can't do origami. Naturally, he takes it upon himself to teach Miles how.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2017 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Would and Should reviews
Cleaning house is never easy, but Sebastian is lucky enough that everyone and their dog (literally) decide to help him out. Something less easy than moving- with an army of people to speed up the process- is trying to figure out why you weren't invited to help. Such is the predicament of Edgeworth.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/5/2017 - Miles E., Kay F., Y. Ichiyanagi - Complete
The Arrangement of Pressed Flowers and Ivy reviews
AU. Phoenix's day had started out with him going to the courthouse library to research, and meeting a nice girl with a flowery name. It ends, however, with survivor's guilt, a new-found dislike for bookshelves, and a little more maturity than he possessed before. Somewhere between all this, he talks to a prosecutor named "Greg."
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2017 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Cauterize reviews
Larry knew he was not the most intelligent of people. But that didn't mean he missed how three quickly turned into a crowd when it came to friendship. Nor was he oblivious to the fact that his relationships continued to crash and burn, time after time. Whether or not he was intelligent enough to act on this knowledge, however, was something else entirely.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/27/2017 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E., Larry B. - Complete
The Butterfly Effect reviews
Luna finds herself faced with many minor inconveniences as she tries to finish her schooling at Hogwarts: the frivolous antics of her fellow students, an ongoing war, being trapped in 1943, and the non-stop chaos that she begins to spread in her wake. A time-travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,630 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 7/31/2016
Absolution reviews
AU. Sequel to Abomination. Steven lives through the worst-case scenario physically unscathed, but everything changes at the same time. His experiences on Earth leave him questioning many different things, some of which no one but himself can answer. However, Homeworld continues to make them the least of his worries, the longer he remains on Earth.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,081 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 1/31/2016 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U.
Row, Row, Row Your Boat reviews
(End of Neutral Run) Papyrus discovers just where Undyne is vacationing. Furious at his brother and himself, he leaves to go think about things. Papyrus being Papyrus, he quickly finds himself up the creek without a paddle.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,508 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/20/2016 - Papyrus, Flowey - Complete
Nothing to Lose reviews
AU. Dippy Fresh survives Weirdmageddon, only to find that his sister doesn't want anything to do with him. He is left behind, coping with reality on his own, as he waits for her to change her mind and come back to Gravity Falls.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,402 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 8/7/2016 - Dipper P., Mabel P.
Mirror Match reviews
AU. The Stans are perfectly content with their lives in Gravity Falls, dealing with ghosts and the problems they try to cause. They're prosperous, healthy, and most importantly, happy. It's not until two new "ghosts" show up on their doorstep that they start to face problems, and begin to wonder if they're really as happy with life as they tell themselves. (Cross-posted on AO3)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,267 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford
Versability reviews
AU. After getting kicked out of his home, Stanley manages to strike it rich. But not in the most conventional of ways. Still estranged from his family, he seemingly turns into a worse person over the years. None of which would have been a problem for Ford. At least until a mix-up between their identities ends up with Shermy's grandkids in the hands of Stanley. (Cross-posted on AO3)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,915 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/20/2016 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford - Complete
Kindred Spirits reviews
Bad choices often lead to even worse outcomes. Somewhat inevitably, Stanley makes a bad choice the spring after his brother's disappearance. A story about ridiculous prices, orange juice, and the money that could have been saved if Stanley had just forked over the cash and bought new batteries for his flashlight. (Second character is the shape-shifter.)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,758 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/24/2016 - Grunkle Stan
Abomination reviews
Rose's gem is smashed during the rebellion, her pieces never fully recovered. Five thousand years later, Yellow Diamond's disciple, a "Steven" reaches Earth after an accident with a malfunctioning warp pad. The gems discover him, his striking resemblance to their lost leader... And how the Home World's experiments take "unnatural" to a entirely new level of horrific. (Sequel up!)
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 162,108 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 2/2/2016 - Published: 7/20/2015 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U. - Complete
Lost Together reviews
For one night, Stan finds himself burdened with an odd man claiming to be his brother's friend. Both remain oblivious to the obvious truth before them as they try to hide their intentions. (Cross-Posted on AO3. T for drinking and minor cursing.)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Grunkle Stan, Soos, Bill - Complete
Ursidae reviews
(AU, Updates infrequently.) Tragedy strikes, and Ice Bear winds up in a zoo. Through a series of fish-related events, he comes to know two other bears that live there. Together, the three of them make plans to escape their concrete prison.
We Bare Bears - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Grizz, Ice Bear, Panda
Whiteout reviews
Winter can do strange things to a person's mind... Mabel finds herself trapped in a world where everyone thinks that Dipper is dead. Soos and Stan try to show her otherwise. But the task proves to be difficult when Dipper really is there. Or is he? The lines of reality become blured as truth turns into fiction and lies explain reality. No pairings. Not as dark as it seems.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Bill - Complete
Quirky Little Things reviews
The author has difficulties adjusting to all the changes of modern day Gravity Falls. Ranging from a fat baby-man taking over his room, to Stan utterly destroying his car. And why are all the prices on everything so high? And what happened to his vodka? He specifically told Stan to keep it safe! The future is wild to say the least, and the author's not so sure if he likes it.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., F. McGucket, Grunkle Ford - Complete
The Death of Innocence reviews
Growing up is optional. Until the circumstances force you to become the person you swore you'd never be. A story involving a destroyed Mystery Shack, midnight snacks, and a seemingly bottomless supply of Mabel juice. Rated T for older themes.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Mabel P., Grunkle Ford - Complete
At the End of the Day reviews
Bill's musings on certain people, as they day they have all been waiting for is upon them.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Bill - Complete
Fake a Relative Day reviews
Caught up in the lies and tragedy of the past, Stan finds himself caught in a sticky situation with the twins and Soos. So he does what any reasonable person would do. Make up a completely bogus holiday to hide his tracks. (Cross posted on AO3)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford - Complete
Guardian Angle reviews
The Pines have escaped death many times after coming face-to-face with horrifying monsters so much so that one can't help but wonder; Why it that Dipper and Mabel never have nightmares about what could have happened?
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill - Complete
A Father's Failures reviews
Snapshots of the life McGucket and his son lives in Gravity Falls before the day when everything they would care about would change reared it's ugly head. Formerly Hazy Summer Days, no longer a collection.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,279 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 11/9/2014 - F. McGucket - Complete
The Great Unknown reviews
Dipper reflects on the unsolvable questions of the unknown. Quite literally.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Dipper P. - Complete
How Bill Stole Christmas: A Christmas Story reviews
It was the night before Christmas, and all through the Shack, a single blue light glowed, a certain Dorito was back. An interesting thing to know about this fellow; asides from his hat, he was rather quite yellow! A triangle in shape, bestowed with one eye, despite having no tongue he was very quick to lie.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Bill - Complete
His Last Name reviews
(One shot) There are a lot of things that no one really knows about Soos. But none more mysterious than what his last name really is. After realizing this, Dipper drags Mabel along as he tries to discover what a last name could possibly be hiding. (Rated T for Dipper's slight creepiness.)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Soos - Complete
Eternally Falling reviews
Falling... As Dipper tries to decode the laptop late one night, a realization of what he has become rears it's ugly head. Leaving him to wonder what to do when even the journal who told you no one could be trusted in the first place is the thing that he should mistrust the most. Set the night before "Sock Opera."
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Dipper P. - Complete
Flirting reviews
Zim observes a curious Earth ritual known as "flirting" takes place. He formulates a plan to control all the population of Earth with this new-found knowledge. "Ms. Bitters, have I ever told you your crushing of the human spirit is a most admirable trait?" Unfortunately for Zim, females of Earth aren't very accommodating. (Cross posted on AO3.)
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Zim, Dib, Gaz, Ms. Bitters - Complete
Triangle reviews
In which Mabel tries to prove that Bill is an isosceles monster, and not equallateral. "Catch that triangle! " "Ack! Leave me alone, you're crazier than I am!" Possibly by chasing him with a yard stick screaming about finding the area of a triangle.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Candy C., Bill - Complete
Orange reviews
It was there. Watching. Always watching. A being more supreme than ever conceived before. Yet it sat right there in front of him. Waiting. Watching. It never made a move, yet it he was sure it would if he looked away. So he stared, and it stared right back at him. Bill has an intense experience with a fruit. "Not just any fruit! An evil fruit! Look at it. It's so... Orange!"
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Bill - Complete
Tea Party reviews
Today was just not Bill Cipher's day. What started out as another ploy for revenge had somehow landed him stuck in the middle of playing tea-party along with a slightly insane Shooting Star, along with her brother, a pig, and a stuffed bear-puppet he swore was out to get him. Wait. Did it just move! Yes, today was most definitely not his day. No pairings, implied Stan Twin theory.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Waddles, Bill - Complete
Gravity Falls Pick-Up Lines reviews
Let's be real here, pick-up lines are pretty lame and funny at the same time. So why not add some extra funny to it? Pick-up lines from the Gravity Falls characters! Including Stan, Dipper, Mabel, Soos, Wendy, Waddles, Robbie, Gideon, Bill, Mrs. Gleeful, Stanley (who paid me in Smarties to say that he is certainly not anyone in disguise) and more!
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Complete
Mailbox reviews
The story of the Mailbox in Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained. Only this time from the perspective of the mailbox. Or should I say- The rest of the following message has been cut off because you have to read the rest of the story to find out who it really is. Although I must add, it's pretty obvious if you read the character list...
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Soos, Bill - Complete