Author has written 2 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Breakfast Club.
Hi! I won't tell you guys my real name, but you can call me Hawktalon (It's my warrior name). I don't have that much to say, so I'll just put a list of my favorites.
Books: Warriors, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Seekers, and Survivors
T.V. Shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Castle, Criminal Minds, AFV, Whodunnit, and Too Cute
Cartoons/Animes: Powerpuff Girls, Powerpuff Girls Z, Pokemon, Digimon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Inuyasha, Kids Next Door, Teen Titans, and Danny Phantom
Games: Pokemon and Spyro
Without GOD, our week would be:
Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.
Boys Are Like Slinky's, They're Useless, But Fun To Watch Fall Down The Stairs
If Anyone Tries To Smart-mouth Me, I'll Slap Them Around So Fast It'll Sound Like Applause
If Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Them In Your Enemies' Eyes
Hand Over The Chocolate, And Nobody Gets Hurt
Boys Are Cute When They Try To Be Smart
All Your Problems Can Be Solved If You Let A Bear Eat Them
Sanity Is Overrated
I'm Not Strange! I'm Different!
I'm Not Short, I'm Vertically Challenged
Me And You Is Friends. You Smile, I Smile. You Hurt, I Hurt. You Cry, I Cry. You Jump Off A Bridge, I'm Gonna Miss You
You Cry, I Cry. You Laugh, I Laugh. You Jump Off A Cliff, I Laugh Harder
I'm The Type Of Girl Who Would Burst Out Laughing In Dead Silence Because Of Something That Happened Yesterday
Don't Knock On Death's Door. Ring The Doorbell And Run. He Hates That
Life Isn't Passing Me By, Its Trying To Run Me Over
Did You Just Call Me A Bitch? Because A Bitch Is A Dog. Dogs Bark. Bark Is On Trees. Trees Are A Part Of Nature. Nature Is Beautiful. I Know I'm Beautiful. Thanks For The Complement
Dear Heart, I Met A Boy Today. Prepare To Shatter
If Annoyed Further, I Shall Spork Your Eyes Out And Stuff 'Em Down Your Pants So You Can Watch While I Kick The Crap Out Of You!
If Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, Try Three
Stress- The Condition Brought On By Overriding The Body's Desires To Kick Someone's Ass
They Say Guns Don't Kill People, People Kill People. Well I Think The Guns Help. If You Stood There And Yelled BANG, I Don't Think You'd Kill Too Many People
Boys Are Like Lava Lamps. They're Fun To Watch, But Not Too Bright
Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently You Told Santa That You've Been Good This Year... He Died Laughing
If Santa, An Honest Lawyer, And A Nice Politician Were Together In A Room, And There Was A Cookie, Who Would Get It? Santa, The Other Two Don't Exist
Parents Spend The First Part Of Our Lives Teaching Us To Walk And Talk, And The Rest Of It Is Telling Us To Sit Down And Shut-up
Boys Are Like Trees. They Take Fifty Years To Grow Up
Having The Love Of Your Life Say, "We Can Still Be Friends," Is Like Having Your Dog Die And Your Mom Saying You Can Still Keep It
My Knight In Shining Armor Turned Out To Be Some Loser In Aluminum Foil
I Will Not Chase The Boys, I Will Not Chase The Boys, I Will Not Chase The Boys... Unless They Provoke Me
MENstrual Pain, MENstrual Cramps, MENtal Anxiety, MENopause... Dammit... All Of Our Problems Start With Men!
Whoever Said Nothing Is Impossible Has Never Tried Slamming A Revolving Door
God Made Man, And Then Said, "I Can Do Better Than That," Then He Made A Woman
I Don't Suffer From Insanity, I'm Enjoying Every Minute Of It
Sarcasm Is Your Body's Natural Defense Against Stupidity
I'm Nobody. Nobody Is Perfect. SO I'M BETTER THAN YOU!
If Everything Seems To Be Going Well, You've Obviously Overlooked Something
If At First You Don't Succeed, Destroy All Evidence That You Tried
That, My Children, Is Called A Wall. But Beware, The Wall Is Solid. Yes, Be Afraid! Be Very Afraid, For We Cannot Walk Through It! Believe Me Children, I Have Attempted This Many Times Before
I Ran With Scissors... AND LIVED!
If You Choke A Smurf, What Color Does It Turn?
My Imaginary Friend Thinks You Have Serious Problems
You Say I'm Not Cool. But Cool Is Another Word For Cold. If I'm Not Cold, Then I'm Hot. I Know I'm Hot. Thanks For Embracing It
Amateurs Built The Ark. Professionals Built The Titanic
Can You Fix My Dad? He's Broke
Every Time I Hear The Dirty Word 'Exercise,' I Wash My Mouth Out With Chocolate
Eat Healthy, Exercise Right, Die Anyway
Laughter Is The Best Kind Of Medicine, So If You Meet Someone With Broken Ribs, Make Sure To Tickle Them
There's Nothing Wrong With Arguing With Yourself. Its When You Argue With Yourself And LOSE When Its Weird
If My Relatives Wanted Me To Be Truly Thankful, They'd Do All The Cooking
The Only Difference Between A Plague Of Locusts And My Relatives Is That The Locusts Don't Hang Around Watching TV After The Food Is Gone
If You Get Up Early To Go Christmas Shopping Today, You Can Save A Ton Of Money. Of Course, If You Roll Over And Say, "Screw Shopping This Year," You Can Save Even More
If You Think Losing Your Mind SLOWLY Is Bad, Try Losing It QUICK- I'm Sorry, What Were We Talking About? And Who Are You?
If Stupidity Got Us Into This Mess, Why Can't Get Us Out?
A Positive Attitude Won't Solve ALL Your Problems, But It Will Annoy Enough People To Make It Worth The Effort
Why Argue When We Both Know I'm Right?
Generally, Generalizations Are Wrong
I'm Not Clumsy... The Floor Just Hates Me
You Know Its Gonna Be A Bad Day When You Fall Out Of Bed And Miss The Floor
92 Percent Of The Teenage Population Would Die If Abercrombie And Fitch Said It Wasn't Cool To Breathe Anymore
The Man Who Smiles When Things Go Wrong Has Thought Of Someone To Blame It On
Those That Laugh Last Think Slowest
All Things Considered, Insanity May Be The Only Reasonable Alternative
Life's A Bitch, And So Am I
Evening News Is When They Begin With "Good Morning," Then Proceed To Tell You Why It Isn't
I Reject Your Reality And Substitute My Own
I Am A Bomb Technician. If You See Me Running, Try And Keep Up
Whenever You Feel Pissed Off At Someone, Take A Mile Walk In Their Shoes. That Way You're A Mile Away From Them, AND YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES!
Tell The Truth And Run
Therapist= The-Rapist... Scary Thought
I Met Some Crazy People... They Made Me Their Leader!
You Laugh At Me Because I'm Different. I Laugh At You Because You're All The Same
Fashion Is A Form Of Ugliness So Intolerable That We Have To Change It Every Six Months
There Are Different Kinds Of People In The World: 1. Those Who Hate And Fear Clowns, and 2. Clowns
One Night, I Lay In Bed, Looking Up At The Stars, And Thought, "Where The Hell Is The Ceiling?!"
I've Got ADD And Magic Markers. Oh The Fun I Will Have!
Everything Here Is Edible. I'm Edible. But That, My Children, Is Called Cannibalism, And Is Frowned Upon In Most Societies
Officer, I Swear To Drunk, I'm Not God!
Come To The Dark Side... We Have Cookies!
Right Now, I'm Having Amnesia And Deja Vu At The Same Time. I Think I've Forgotten This Before...
I'm On A Quest To The Deepest, Darkest Corners Of My Room In Search Of What Some Would Call A "Floor". A Long And Difficult Task Awaits Me. Wish Me Luck My Friends, For I May Not Return Alive
I'm Not Paranoid... WHICH OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
When French People Swear, Do They Say, "Excuse My English"?
Have You Ever Noticed That If You Rearrange The Letters In "Mother-in-law," They Come Out To "Woman Hitler"?
Only In America Do We Use The Word "Politics". To Describe The Process So Well: "Poli" In Latin Meaning "Many" And "Tics" Meaning "Bloodsucking Creatures"
Stupidity Killed The Cat. Curiosity Was Framed!
I Am Currently Out Of My Mind, Feel Free To Leave A Message After The Beep. BEEP YOU!
Attitude Changes In 5 Seconds Flat. Sweetheart To Bitch. Don't Test That
Two Rights Don't Make A Wrong, They Make A Circle. Two Circles Make A Figure-Eight. Two Figure-Eights Make A Butterfly. How's That For Shape Understanding?
I Did What They Said And Chose The Road Less Traveled... Now Where The Hell Am I?
When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Apple Juice, Then Laugh While People Try To Figure Out What The Hell You Did
It Doesn't Matter If The Glass Is Half Empty Or Half Full, Just Drink It And Get It Over With
Why Do Adults Teach Kids That Violence Isn't The Answer, And Then Have Them Read About Wars In Schools That Solved America's Problems?
When Women Are Depressed, They Either Eat Or Go Shopping. When Men Are Depressed, They Invade Another Country
The Surest Sign Of Intelligent Life Out There Is That None Of Them Has Ever Tried To Contact Us
Why Is It Necessary To Nail Down The Lid Of A Coffin?
Why Don't We Ever See The Headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why Doesn't Glue Stick To The Inside Of The Bottle?
Light Travels Faster Than Sound. Isn't That Why People Appear Bright Until You Hear Them Speak?
Sarcasm Isn't An Attitude, Its An Art
Just When I Thought You Said The Stupidest Thing Ever, You Kept Talking
We're Americans. We're A Simple People... But Piss Us Off And We'll Bomb Your Cities
Too Often, We Lose Sight Of Life's Simple Pleasures. Remember, When Someone Annoys You, It Takes Forty-two Muscles In Your Face To Frown. But, It Only Takes Four Muscles To Extend Your Arm And Bitch-slap The Idiot Upside The Head
He Said, "I Don't Know Why You Wear A Bra. You Don't Have Anything To Put In It." She Said, "You Wear Pants, Don't You?"
My Siblings Make The Cowardly Lion Look Like The Terminator (Not really; I just thought this one was funny)
One Day, We'll Look Back On This, Laugh Nervously, Then Change The Subject
Ever Stop To Think And Forget To Start Again?
Flying Is Simple. Just Throw Yourself At The Ground And Miss
I Can't Use The Cellphone In The Car. I Have To Keep My Hands Free For Making Gestures
The Key To A Nice-looking Lawn Is A Good Mower. I Recommend One Who Is Muscular And Shirtless
All I'm Looking For Is A Guy Who'll Do What I Want, When I Want, For As Long As I Want, And Then Go Away. Or Wait Nearby, Like A Dust Buster: Charged Up And Ready When Needed
My Idea Of Rebooting Is Kicking Somebody In The Butt Twice
Take Every Birthday With A Grain Of Salt. This Works Much Better If The Salt Accompanies A Margarita
Don't Let Aging Get You Down. Its Too Hard To Get Back Up!
Do You Realize That In About Forty Years, We'll Have Millions Of Old Ladies Running Around With Tattoos And Pierced Navels?
Money Can't Buy Happiness... But Somehow Its More Comfortable To Cry In A Porsche Than A Kia
They Say Love Hides Behind Every Corner. I Must Be Walking In Circles!
The Difference Between Fiction And Reality? Fiction Has To Make Sense
I'm Bored. Run For You Sanity!
Its Better To Keep Your Mouth Shut And Appear Stupid Than To Open It And Remove All Doubt
What Is A "Free Gift"? Aren't All Gifts Free?
I Want To Die Sleeping Like My Great Grandfather...Not Screaming And Yelling Like The Passengers In His Car...
If You Don't Like My Driving, Then Stay Off The Sidewalk!
Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My Work Here Is Done
To Put It Nicely, I HOPE YOU CHOKE!
"I Love You" Is Eight Letters Long. So Is "Bullshit"
Silence Is Golden, Duct Tape Is Silver...
I Like You. When The World Is Mine, Your Death Will Be Quick And Painless
Boys Are Like Purses. Cute, Filled With Crap, And Are Easy To Replace
Smile. It Confuses People
Mello Shoots Anyone Who Calls Him A Girl. I Shoot Any Bitch Who Touches My Chocolate. Let The Battle Begin!
A Day Without Sunshine Is Like... Night
No, I Don't Have PMS, I Just Really Hate You
I Didn't Hit You! I High-Fived Your Face...
Feel free to copy and paste any of these to your profile if you found them funny
Try And Read This
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My Mother Taught Me...
1. My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done.
2. My mother taught me religion.
3. My mother taught me about time travel.
4. My mother taught me logic.
5. My mother taught me more logic.
6. My mother taught me foresight.
7. My mother taught me irony.
8. My mother taught me about the science of osmosis.
9. My mother taught me contortionism.
10. My mother taught me about stamina.
11. My mother taught me about weather.
12. My mother taught me about hypocrisy.
13. My mother taught me the circle of life.
14. My mother taught me about behavior modification.
15. My mother taught me about envy.
16. My mother taught me about anticipation.
17. My mother taught me about receiving.
18. My mother taught me medical science.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me humor.
21. My mother taught me how to become an adult.
22. My mother taught me genetics.
23. My mother taught me about my roots.
24. My mother taught me wisdom.
25. And my favorite:My mother taught me about justice.
These Are Actual Instruction Labels
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping (Gee that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary! Details inside (Shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions- Use like regular soap (And that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion- Defrost (But its 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (Printed on bottom of box) Do not turn upside down (Too late! You lose!)
On Mark's & Spencer's bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating (Are you sure? Let's experiment!)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body (But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning- May cause drowsiness (One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Keep out of children (Hmm. Something must have gotten lost in the translation)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only (As opposed to use in outer space)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use (Now I'm curious!)
On Sainbury's peanuts: Warning- Contains nuts (But no peas?)
On an American Airline packet of nuts: Instructions- Open packet, eat nuts (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands (Raise your hand if you've tried this)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief!)
This next one is very sad but you'll see why I reposted it at the end.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
So repost and show you care.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug. (She gave him a big hug) Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
She felt she could recognize the man, so
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed out
When the man was told he had been
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
Repost this if you have faith in God.