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Joined 10-07-03, id: 466808
Author has written 4 stories for Firefly, and Naruto.

...Knowledge= Power
Power corrups
Go to school-Be evil

Did you see the pool?They flipped that bitch!

Nemotoads are people too!

98 evil-2 hot gas.

I'm invisible , my heads in a bag , and I'm totally naked!

It's Vince,in the the cafetria, With... the spork!

I'm so mad I could kiss you- Joan of ark
Excuse me what was that last thing you said- Abe Lincon
I said I'm so mad I could...piss glue. Like I'm so mad I could...piss glue-Joan
Well I've never heard of that.-Abe
Well it's a very popular expression.- Joan
Huh-Abe
I tried out for the badmitten team but I just couldn't say the word shuttlecock. ( giggles) Shuttlecock.

I am not a lacky! I... I have no choice.

Behold the soothing power of this enchanted cartigane. Behold it!...

Tim- I'm going to tell her the three words that everywoman longs to hear.

Bob- I..was..wrong?

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Branded by ibshafer reviews
Branded: Chapter 4 - Re Conditioned Responses - Part 1; Winry tries to break Ed of his milk aversion - any way she can... Picks up where Learning Curve left off...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,300 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Edward E., Winry R.
Sake, Shougi and Things in Between by Q-71 reviews
A bottle of sake is one too many. Will this give shikamaru his much needed boost? Shika X Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,179 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y.
Tracking Survival by 1ceuponatime reviews
The shy, the brash, and the enigmatic. A collection of oneshots in tribute to Team Eight. 06. Hinata’s in the hospital and the boys are feeling guilty.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Shino A., Kiba I.
Tents by greenolive reviews
It's the coldest night on record, and it's hard to sleep if you don't have someone next to you to keep you warm. Team 8 fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Impenetrable by Shii-Chan reviews
He smirked,My defense is impenetrable, your attacks are useless. She poked a finger into his chest, When my attacks are unpredictable your defense is useless. NejiTen, Fluff, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Like Candy From a Baby by JleeBean reviews
He wanted nothing more than to get in, get out, and go to sleep. ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
The Fruits of Labor by SesshoumaruLvr reviews
Kyo and Yuki struggle to accept that they both have strong feelings towards Tohru. Tohru is put in the situation of having feelings for both of the boys. All three try to distinguish between lust and love. Plus a twist later on.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,112 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Tohru H., Yuki S. - Complete
Psst! by Arkana reviews
Lee finds out about Neji and Tenten’s relationship the hard way. The VERY hard way. [Team Gai love]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Creation by fiore777 reviews
When Ayame spoke of his desire to create something with his own hands what happens when he decides to try cooking.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Ayame S., Ritsu S.
Something to look forward to by FrillingFreak reviews
It was an accident. He didn't mean to run into her out in the woods but he did and she's given him somethings to think about and in return he gives her something to look forward to. SakuraSasuke SEQUEL UP!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fullmetal High School by Tsunade-chan reviews
-Discontinued- AU: To Edward Elric high school isn't easy. Especially when an old friend becomes a love interest, teachers start dating and the new kid has something hidden up his sleeve. EdWin, Royai R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,283 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Edward E., Winry R.
Lucky Four Leaf by ALCzysz17 reviews
Challenge for Maiyuko..Tenten and Lee are shopping, but meet up with Sakura and Naruto. Why is Sakura flirting with Lee? Why is Tenten getting pissed at her for it? What does this mean?...TenXLee
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Lee R., Tenten - Complete
Pandemonium by tectrices reviews
[of editors and monkeys] What happens when you take the most apologetic, shameless crossdresser you've ever met and mix him with a semi suicidal editor bent on keeping herself sane? Oh yes. Total madness. Chapter six posted.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,450 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Ritsu S., Mitsu T.
Koala Jealousy by darknessmistess reviews
Even the lazy genius seems to be jealous of stupid animals these days. How will the geniues handle this animal, if he even handles it at all, or will someone beat him to it. This is a little short. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
What did you want to say? by Gemagi-chan reviews
I hope you people like this! I am talking to the people who want a Ritsuru story that is NOT onesided, and does NOT end in tragedy. This is for you. Oneshot!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Tohru H., Ritsu S. - Complete
A Scent Forever Ruined by Serena-Chan reviews
Kiba always loved the scent of Hinata...until one day she showed up for a mission smelling... well, odd.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Like A Train Wreck by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Ishida x Orihime] You can't pull your eyes away... even if you wanted to.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Orihime I., Uryuu I. - Complete
An Extremely Awkward Problem by Lynlyn-maru reviews
Ino tries out a forbidden technique on Shikamaru...and they find themselves in a very awkward perdicament! How long are they going to be stuck? InoShika
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,491 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Trouble Chocolate by OtakuSailorV reviews
Chocolate isn't good for dogs...KibaHinata, OneShot, Fluff
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Once when we were crazy teens by Sheena-X-Zelos reviews
Love... how it can stand the test of time for so long without admitting it does... how will these two adults cope with that? [JiraXTsu][oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Koi by sharingank reviews
It begins at a pond and it ends at a pond. JiraiyaTsunade oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
That Deserted Island Cliché Bad Fic by paynesgrey reviews
Xover with Snakes on a Plane Sortof. Kouga and Kagome go on their honeymoon, but not before Kouga's motion sickness gets to him and they get attacked by a plane full of snakes! A famous actor makes a cameo, and has a death scene not worthy of any award.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Kōga, Kagome H. - Complete
Pop! Go the Buttons by ObscureAnimeWriter reviews
OneShot. “Don’t you want me to take my shirt off?” Wow, now that was a loaded question. mild IshiHime.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
1010 by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Neji was not in love. But Fate had a different plan.NejiTen pairing. Rated for fluffyness, obsessed Nejis and excessive use of the number 10. I'm going to hell for this one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Sweat by JleeBean reviews
He was not staring. Really. ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Accidents by Kriste-chan reviews
Deliberate or not, accidents do happen. Neji learns that things could get dangerous when he finds out that someone had enough guts to take advantage of Tenten. Light NejiTen drab.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Distractions by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Shizune x Iruka, as requested by Sheo Darren] Shizune gets distracted, Iruka is a gentleman, and Shikamaru finds a way to skip out on work.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Shizune, Iruka U. - Complete
What I Want For Christmas by Yummei of the Dream reviews
SasuSaku. Crack oneshot. And she enters, and her seductive innocence floors him so. And she's wearing nothing but a twoply tissue paper dress and ankle socks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 73 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Frustrations by Straightshot reviews
Ed is having hormonal problems wink, wink and is heading home for a vacation but may run into some more frustrations. Thus the title. Some EdWinry smut and lemons coming up along with other unmentionables.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,322 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Edward E., Winry R.
Inuyasha, Briefly by Sharibet reviews
Another victim of Kristine Batey's 100word challenge...for me, this is a real challenge. I like to write long. Each chapter its own story. Voted Best ShortShort category for Winter 2005 by the Inu Yasha Fanfiction Guild
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
The Mission by thawrecka reviews
When Sakura finds herself attracted to Lee she decides something has to be done about it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
Cold Woman by Blueezy reviews
Renji complained that Rukia was a cold woman so she told him who she loved. A funny little ficlet.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Rukia K., Renji A.
It's Always the Quiet Ones by Atlantis Forester reviews
[One-shot ShikaIno] Shikamaru may be a lot more dirty-minded than we think. It’s always the quiet ones, after all... right? Ino recounts to her friends how she got together with Shikamaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Complete
Silly Things by T3h Toby-Chan reviews
(MineAyame One-ShotDrabble) Mine has come to appreciate the silly things in life. (Fluff)
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Ayame S., Mine K.
Only Stories Have Plots by Blueezy reviews
A series of unrelated One-shots starring Shikamaru and Ino, sometimes featuring other couples. The stories might be humorous, full of angst, and etc. I've decided to stick all none rated R one-shots here. Shikaino ! yeah!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2004 - Published: 8/6/2004
Ryouga's First Kiss by Depravity reviews
Ryouga is back in town and with a little help from Ukyou has a plan to finally tell Akane that he loves her, while Ukyou keeps Ranma from interfering. The only question is, in Nerima, can even the best laid of plans go smoothly?
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Ryoga, Akane - Complete
The Measure of a Hanyou by Cataluna reviews
Kagome would do anything to keep herself from flunking Life Art, even enlist the help of a certain hanyou...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Van's PMS Problem by Sketch reviews
Hitomi wonders about Van's constant mood swings, Merle lets her in on a little secret. Can Hitomi help Van with his deepest, darkest secret? Oneshot, fluffiness and stupidity. Review, because you know you want to!!!
Escaflowne - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Van F., Hitomi K. - Complete
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“Hinata are you checking me out?” reviews
Maybe she’s not as in love with Naruto as Kiba thought...KibaHina. Chapter 2: Kiba sings, Hinata blushes, and Naruto devours Kohona.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Kiba I., Hinata H.
What Not To Wear The Yamanaka Ino Edition reviews
After Lee is rejected for what seems like the millionth time, Ino takes pity on him and decides to help him in her own little way. RUN LEE RUN AWAY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Lee R., Sakura H.
Opposites DO NOT attract reviews
ShikaIno. Ino's much too bossy and Shikamaru's much too unpopular. The thought of them the two being the least bit attracted to each other, crazy, illogical, and just plain weird...right? Sniff, the last chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,287 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
The Doctor, the Pilot and Jayne reviews
Warning: So much Kaylee and Simon fluff you could make a peanutbutter sandwich. Ha you thought it was something totally different didn’t you!
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Simon, Kaylee